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Jukebox Jury
Jukebox Jury
Stuck in a lift with Moz - wot to say?
- Thread starter Wild Oscar
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Haha, very good. He'd probably admire your coyness - he knows you know him fine well.
Virgil Tracy
Good Evening West 'am!
Weren’t you in that band with Mike Joyce?
theneverplayedsymphony
The World's Forgotten Boy
I'd consider myself very lucky he was getting off on the same floor as me! *mwahahah*
mauve21
Long time participant
Oh, the neverending fruits of the imagination, huh?
Frankly, I'd be gobsmacked. I probably could not talk at all,
or if I had been drinking,
I may well be a blithering idiot.....
Anaesthesine
Angel of Distemper
"Is that Avignon you're wearing - it's my favorite!"
sweet and tender hooligan
Black cloud
I would give him a hug *because when our eyes locked he understood *.
Sometimes words just can not express your meaning.
.Sometimes words just can not express your meaning.
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sistasheila
tjekket
according to this article from a morrissey roadie
http://entertainment.timesonline.co....cle3245740.ece
he like meetings with people who like his music who are neither too awestruck
not too animated
(maybe gal was also a bit too awestruck when he meet moz with lior so gal had the feeling of moz prefering lior as a dialogue partner overall...
s o i think mel torment`s reaction was just the way he want it to be...
i would say nothing..i know myself....maybe smiling...but i get nervous and uncomfortable around people anyway
it doesnt have to be moz to be there to make me nervous...well Im strange...
but i would never stuck in a lift with him since the hotels (or better: hotels) I visit
he wouldnt even have had slept in these "ratholes" before his whole music "career" started..
same with stores (clothing) i rarely shop.
.maybe i would meet i him in a record store that would be more likely...
or i will be behind the counter since this was my apprenticeship job as well as i still from time to time work in record shops...
so if we conversate-and i think it woill be more likely if he is looking at some cds (or better in his case LP`s ) you do have something to talk about beside the weather or some randon things one do talk about in alift with a stranger
..it would be about music and films because he has a well as I have a pretty good knowlege about the whole history as well as some things out of the present...
.and as we know he is very enthusiatic about both themes too.. so we would never run out of these particular themes
there were stories about some record shop(moz visited) and a record shop owner i(n england or america) who had some pictures of moz(pretty much like a shrine) on his wall and was embarressed when moz did see that
but morrissey himseld did quite like that.. couldnt find the link to this story...
http://entertainment.timesonline.co....cle3245740.ece
he like meetings with people who like his music who are neither too awestruck
not too animated
(maybe gal was also a bit too awestruck when he meet moz with lior so gal had the feeling of moz prefering lior as a dialogue partner overall...
s o i think mel torment`s reaction was just the way he want it to be...
i would say nothing..i know myself....maybe smiling...but i get nervous and uncomfortable around people anyway
it doesnt have to be moz to be there to make me nervous...well Im strange...
but i would never stuck in a lift with him since the hotels (or better: hotels) I visit
he wouldnt even have had slept in these "ratholes" before his whole music "career" started..
same with stores (clothing) i rarely shop.
.maybe i would meet i him in a record store that would be more likely...
or i will be behind the counter since this was my apprenticeship job as well as i still from time to time work in record shops...
so if we conversate-and i think it woill be more likely if he is looking at some cds (or better in his case LP`s ) you do have something to talk about beside the weather or some randon things one do talk about in alift with a stranger
..it would be about music and films because he has a well as I have a pretty good knowlege about the whole history as well as some things out of the present...
.and as we know he is very enthusiatic about both themes too.. so we would never run out of these particular themes
there were stories about some record shop(moz visited) and a record shop owner i(n england or america) who had some pictures of moz(pretty much like a shrine) on his wall and was embarressed when moz did see that
but morrissey himseld did quite like that.. couldnt find the link to this story...
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SvartaSjael
New Member
I'd start talking to him like I do with everyone else. I just wouldn't make a fuss. Realize that huge difference between hectically meeting Moz between other fans in some loud mess..and having his company in a situation like this where you're simply two persons temporarily united by something totally unpredictable happening to you both. I wouldn't even imagine myself being nervous. Excited, yes, shreeking-fangirls-way excited, never.
Poppy Full
Sycophantic slag
I'd say "Ohmygod, Morrissey, er, hello". Then I'd start to shake a little bit, wait for his reaction, try and respond appropriately, and fail.
Practising Troublemaker
Banned
Hahaha, I think Moz would have a little chuckle at that.
I would probably just have a brief conversation about how annoying getting stuck in lifts is and then just absent mindedly look about whilst humming a Smiths song under my breath.
Love PTxx.
PregnantForTheLastTime
Hideous trait.
Hmmm... honestly, probably nothing. I'd probably give him a very warm smile when I realized who he was, then nothing further (unless he was standing nearer the buttons.) I'm really fairly shy in person. I would be unable to impose on him. But then, after, I'd think of ten clever things to say and gnash my teeth for days wishing I had had the courage.
Oh, wait- stuck in a lift? For how long? That changes things. It would be rude not to start a conversation in those circumstances. I could whip out my cell phone and save the day, since he reportedly doesn't own one.
Then I'd challenge him to a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Because, what else are you going to do, stuck in an elevator?
Oh, wait- stuck in a lift? For how long? That changes things. It would be rude not to start a conversation in those circumstances. I could whip out my cell phone and save the day, since he reportedly doesn't own one.
Then I'd challenge him to a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors. Because, what else are you going to do, stuck in an elevator?
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Wild Oscar
Born-again Atheist
Well, you'd have to say something, wouldn't you?
I did mean 'stuck in a non-moving, non-functioning lift' that appears to be going nowhere fast. So some kind of conversation normally gets going doesn't it?
I suppose that sighing "Aahh...now my heart is full..." or sniggering and saying "The more you ignore me..." etc would both be inappropriate, wouldn't they?
Striking up a normal conversation would be preferable certainly, and I suppose it would be easy to get something going along the lines of the British/Asian/'insert country' of origin here' workmanship that contributed to the failing elevator.
Some nice lines here, though, that would be hard to resist - like the Stone Roses and Mike Joyce comments.
Cheers!
I did mean 'stuck in a non-moving, non-functioning lift' that appears to be going nowhere fast. So some kind of conversation normally gets going doesn't it?
I suppose that sighing "Aahh...now my heart is full..." or sniggering and saying "The more you ignore me..." etc would both be inappropriate, wouldn't they?
Striking up a normal conversation would be preferable certainly, and I suppose it would be easy to get something going along the lines of the British/Asian/'insert country' of origin here' workmanship that contributed to the failing elevator.
Some nice lines here, though, that would be hard to resist - like the Stone Roses and Mike Joyce comments.
Cheers!
Worm
Taste the diffidence
Hour 1: "It's a pleasure to meet you. You're a hero of mine. How the f*** are we going to get out of this elevator?"
Hour 5: "So, how the f*** are we going to get out of this elevator?"
Hour 20: "I don't think we're going to get out alive. I'm glad one of us believes meat is murder, haha."
Hour 38: "To die by your side...heh."
Hour 66: "Be honest. Were you and Johnny ever romantic?"
Hour 71: "I guess I can finally give up on that Smiths reunion."
Hour 84: "I just wanted you to know that the next time you pass out I'm going to stab you with this Swiss Army knife I'm carrying, bleed you out, and festively slice you up for food. Festively slice. I thought you'd relish the irony, sir".
Hour 85: Nom nom nom nom nom.
Hour 5: "So, how the f*** are we going to get out of this elevator?"
Hour 20: "I don't think we're going to get out alive. I'm glad one of us believes meat is murder, haha."
Hour 38: "To die by your side...heh."
Hour 66: "Be honest. Were you and Johnny ever romantic?"
Hour 71: "I guess I can finally give up on that Smiths reunion."
Hour 84: "I just wanted you to know that the next time you pass out I'm going to stab you with this Swiss Army knife I'm carrying, bleed you out, and festively slice you up for food. Festively slice. I thought you'd relish the irony, sir".
Hour 85: Nom nom nom nom nom.
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PregnantForTheLastTime
Hideous trait.
Worm, if either of you had a belt or anything that could be used as a tourniquet, you wouldn't have to kill anyone, just draw straws to see who loses a hand. Is Moz a lefty?
Worm
Taste the diffidence
Frankly I'm not sure I would be willing to find out what would happen if I suddenly started unbuckling my belt in front of the man.
He'd just turn around.
Worm
Taste the diffidence
"Oh no, Morrissey...haha...you see...it's not like that...not what you think! I was, uh...taking off my belt because...uh...a tourniquet! I was going to make a tourniquet. Because I want to stab you. No, just stab you. Haha, what were you thinking?"
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