I work in one of the nuttiest health food stores around. A small mom and pop. The other day, a customer sidled up to me to ask if we had any "ceremonial grade cacao"...now, he didn't realise that he was secretly auditioning for an episode of Portlandia which will never be aired. Does he want to whirl about in the holy dust? We'll never know. My coworkers have no sense of humour. I can't keep it all to myself, these amusing moments.