Look Bagel Boss Guy, for the most part I overlook your word bloat,
No you don't, friend. You hang on every syllable.
the fact that you use words without being sure of their definition,
I'm pretty sure I know what "bitter banned asshat" means.
and your hideous physiognomy
I've gotten more high-quality ass than a Beverly Hills proctologist. My girlfriend is a smokeshow, and you can drink my cum.
to just about tolerate your presence here.
Phew. Thanks!
Not to mention how dumb you are,
I'll take you to school any day
how you repeatedly use movie quotes out of context which most of us grew out of doing when we were 16 years old,
Too bad you never grew out of stalking guys from a Morrissey site
your drinking problem which causes you to lash out at random people with even more impotent fury than usual,
also that you tried to explain a Jungian concept by using a Jordan Peterson video as your only reference point,
Did you see that video Mikhaila posted on Instagram the other day of her dad racing a remote control car by the pool? Papa's BACK!
the fact that you created that 'Bicycle Tragedy' trash D.I.Y. literary gold
fixed
which married e.e. cummings sentence structure with Charles Bukowski tone and managed simultaneously to be pretentious and retarded -- everything about it was just f***ing rotten, I'd rather read a 500 page rifke novel about Neil Codling than see one of those again;
Thank you for being obsessed with me enough to stalk me offsite and look into my personal life. Nothing weird
there...
another thing that irritates me about you
is that when you don't understand a topic (and that's a lot of topics) your first impulse typically is to be aggressive towards it rather than try to learn more about it.
Well I'll explain it. I'm a man. Men generally react first with intolerance, suspicion, and aggression. It's primal. It goes back millions of years. We don't let just anything in. It could potentially compromise the safety of our tribes/families/communities. So we block it, then we inspect it, and if it seems OK THEN we relax our guard and allow it to permeate. See, that's
nature, buddy. That's
biology. I could prolly find a Jordan Peterson vid if you want to learn more.
I won't even go into your continued Trump support
and how little you understand about politics. With all that being said: I think on some level you realize you're not too clever so you're constantly trying to overcompensate and you think word bloat will give the impression that you have a lot to say,
If you think my word bloat is bad you should see my beergut around 3 a.m.
and you focus on the spelling/capitalization/structure of other people's posts
With minor caveats allowed to account for evolving diction inasmuch as typing has overtaken actual speech as a communication medium and therefore should be allowed some elasticty in structure so as to mirror the common tongue, proper grammar -and
certainly proper spelling- is a sign of intelligence. Somebody could be transcribing the third secret of Fatima, but if it's misspelled, I'm not gonna take it seriously. So yeah, I'm gonna call halfwits like you out on that stuff. Now, the occasional typo is different. That's human error; everybody does it from time to time. I'm not entirely merciless.
because you think nitpicking will make you appear clever since you don't have the chops to debate the content.
I don't really care how I "appear" to people on a Morrissey site. I do this because it's fun for me.
But if all you've got is to reply to me and say "why did you capitalize this word, why did you use a comma there" and so on (and it is all you've got), then do me a favor and don't reply to me.
hahahahahahahaha yes you'd like that wouldn't you
This is the last time I'll humor you by engaging you