what "things " from morrissey/ smiths songs have YOU done

[speedfreaks ball]

i have...

1. been to a club and stood on my own
2. left the north and travelled south
3. wanted the one i couldnt have
4 sent at least one thoughtful letter
5 trudged slowly over wet sand
6 dunked my shammy

although i have never strangled a poor woman in her very own bed as she read -yet!

 

[half a person]

I have...
1. spent valuable time with people who don't care if I live or die
2. cried and wanted to die
3. been told there's too much caffeine in my bloodstream (rephrased)
4. sat in the half light, frowning
5. lay in awe on my bedroom floor ( )
6. wanted to see people and life

Hmm, I need to get out more...

 

[Oh my god. it's Robby!]

alot of them

 

[Practising Troublemaker]

I have...

• Wanted The One I Couldn't Have
• Spent Time With People Who Don't Care If I Live Or Die
• Left The North and Travelled South
• Drank Four and Fell On The Floor (however this was due to being tripped when dancing to Moz at the V Festival)
• Been Home, Cried and Wanted To Die (Don't Ask Why)
• Kneed In The Groin
• Asked If I Could Be Excused From Gym
• Been Happy In The Haze Of a Drunken Hour

 

[Evil Legal Eagle]

Why, only last night, I dreamt that somebody loved me.

 

[speedfreaks ball]

i have...

1. been to a club and stood on my own
2. left the north and travelled south
3. wanted the one i couldnt have
4 sent at least one thoughtful letter
5 trudged slowly over wet sand
6 dunked my shammy

although i have never strangled a poor woman in her very own bed as she read -yet!

i have also "walked home alone from the last night of the fair"

 

[Still Tired]

I’ve:

• Had a dream that never came true
• Spent many warm summer days indoors writing (not so frightening) verse
• Panicked on the streets of London
• Never had a job because I’m too shy
• Sat on the promenade wishing for Armageddon
• Thought deeply and bleakly
• Stalked the house on another stifled Friday night

 

[Spineless Swine]

ive tried and failed

 

[Albion]

Ive wrote frightening verse to a buck toothed girl in Luxembourg.

Felt more fufilled making Christmas cards with the mentally ill.

 

[the more you explore me!]

Wanted The One I Couldn't Have
Wanted The One I Couldn't Have
Wanted The One I Couldn't Have
Wanted The One I Couldn't Have

 

[Sister_Steve]

Smoked cos i was hoping for an early death.

 

[speedfreaks ball]

Smoked cos i was hoping for an early death.

was that at half time during a huddersfield town game?

 

[Sister_Steve]

Yes usually!

 

[Shaz]

Booked myself in at the Y...WCA. And spent two nights. Didn't get to scrub any backs though.

 

[Albion]

Booked myself in at the Y...WCA. And spent two nights. Didn't get to scrub any backs though.

but did they have a vacancy for a back scrubber?

 

[Sofia]

Wanted the one I can't have
Left the north, traveled south
Didn't go out because I didn't have a stitch to wear
Cried and wanted to die
Had too much caffeine in my bloodstream and lack of real spice in my life
Started something I couldn't finnish
I once sang my life
Thought it was very clever to be cruel
Woke up at 6 AM and thought about my holiday

 

[Radio Berlin]

I have never really loved,
you can tell by the way I sleep all day

How I feel in my mind and how I live in the world
there are oceans apart

 

[hatfull]

• 
  You canpin and mount me, like a butterfly
  
  meet you at the cemetry gates
  
  I won't share you
  
  Let me get my hands on your mamory glands
  

I'll come back to this!

 

[Raquel]

Bought vodka and haven't been thanked
Pretended to be happy (and been idiotic)
Seen this happen in other people's lives and had it happen in mine

 

[Bluebirds]

Broke into the palace with a sponge and a rusty spanner.

I know you love one person so why can't you love two?

With a fat girl who'll say "oh would you like to marry me
And if you like you can buy the ring...."

Used to be a Sweet Boy
But I'm not to blame
Something went wrong
Can't be to blame...

Our frank and open deep conversations
They get me nowhere
They bring me down so...

Stoned to death

All the alcoholic afternoons when we sat in your room....

Under the iron bridge we kissed

I WANT TO BREAK FREE...