"The motion of taxis excites me"

[Bill Poster]

when you peel it back and bite me"

One of Moz's finest lyrics ever. Sleazy, sexhibitionist, perverse, funny, a somewhat startling image...great stuff. Hope there aren't too many traumatized taxi drivers driving round though...imagine glancing into your rearview mirror to see Moz getting a blowjob as you take him for a five quid fare...

And I am laughing here.

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

when you peel it back and bite me"

One of Moz's finest lyrics ever. Sleazy, sexhibitionist, perverse, funny, a somewhat startling image...great stuff. Hope there aren't too many traumatized taxi drivers driving round though...imagine glancing into your rearview mirror to see Moz getting a blowjob as you take him for a five quid fare...

And I am laughing here.

Yes. That would be very, um... Traumatizing. *cough*

 

[Bill Poster]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

Mozturbation?

 

[Kewpie]

for your interest

Recent threads about the same discussion:

SISMS question

Morrissey and Taxis

 

[EPbabe]

when you peel it back and bite me"

One of Moz's finest lyrics ever. Sleazy, sexhibitionist, perverse, funny, a somewhat startling image...great stuff. Hope there aren't too many traumatized taxi drivers driving round though...imagine glancing into your rearview mirror to see Moz getting a blowjob as you take him for a five quid fare...

And I am laughing here.

You should be. It was all meant in good fun. And I like naughty Moz.

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Re: for your interest

Recent threads about the same discussion:

SISMS question

Morrissey and Taxis

Sweeeeeeeeeeet. I got thread-checked. I've made it on the internetz!!!!

 

[Scarlet Ibis]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

Mozturbation?

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

 

[Bill Poster]

Maybe I'm just a gutter-mutter mucky-pup-mind bastirt, but I never for a second thought it was about anything but exhibitionist risky oral sex.

 

[Spicer]

Bill Poster, winner of the signature of the year title, surely?

 

[Bill Poster]

Thanks, though Henry Rollins wasn't amused to be abused like that. Only in Glasgow. Anybody remember that fiasco years ago where he was going on about wanting to take Moz out to a park to get some sunshine and play frisbee, to make a man of him? I think it was in an old NME interview. Hilarious trash.

 

[Bona Drag]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

Mozturbation?

 

[Bill Poster]

At one point during its cycle that wee icon looks like it's doing a spot of Mozturbation of its own...

 

[mcrickson]

Someone just discovered YOR..

 

[Raphael Lambach]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

Mozturbation?

I cannot imagine Moz on masturbation. It is the strangest thing that Moz could do. That's 'cause I don't like Axl Rose, kurt Cobain.. they're so poor inside their spirits.

I do not believe that Moz has no sex... that his dick has no desires.. but masturbate.. ? well...

 

[CrystalGeezer]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

I do not believe that Moz has no sex... that his dick has no desires..

Can I nominate this as the thought of the day?

 

[Amy]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

I cannot imagine Moz on masturbation. It is the strangest thing that Moz could do. That's 'cause I don't like Axl Rose, kurt Cobain.. they're so poor inside their spirits.

I do not believe that Moz has no sex... that his dick has no desires.. but masturbate.. ? well...

what? why?

 

[Hellie]

I never thought of it meaning that before!!:

 

[joe frady]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

I do not believe that Moz has no sex... that his dick has no desires..

Can I nominate this as the thought of the day?

Thought of the year I'd say...
One for the 'Swords Tour' tees I fancy.

 

[The Cat's Mother]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

I'm sure I don't know what you're talking about.

You spent your youth hanging out behind the wrong bike sheds.

 

[mcrickson]

Re: "The motion of taxis excites me/

..his dick has no desires..

I think that hands down this is the best post in Morrissey-Solo Forums history. It should be honored and revered. We should make sacrifices to it.

Perhaps we could put it as the answer in FAQ for the question 'is Morrissey gay?'

Anyway.