Man's penis removed from pipe

[I am a Ghost]

Well, I might agree with that, but now it occurs to me that it takes a bit longer
to cut and paste these stories than it does to comment on it.
Love,
LFP

C&P is easy, no thought required.

Over and out, LFP.

Love,

LFP.

 

[troubleluvsme]

I met a bloke once who said he was into shagging dogs

I said ''Good grief man, how low can you get?

He replied 'About a Chihuahua

Jukebox Jury

I just got a, "hey Mom...what are you laughing at?"

noooooo answer

 

[Jukebox Jury]

I just got a, "hey Mom...what are you laughing at?"

noooooo answer

Jukebox Jury

 

[kissmyshadestoo]

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, please consult your physician.....

 

[snowfallsoon]

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, please consult your physician.....

Hahahaha that commercial must be on every few minutes. I think I have it
memorized.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

If you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours, please consult your physician.....

If you have an erection lasting more than four hours, dont bother with your doctor, just keep taking the viagra

Jukebox Jury

 

[Theo]

Did you see this one:

 

[helen661]

Did you see this one:

That's too funny, What an Image that has conjured up

I would recommend the Blackpool deckchair, completely nutcracker friendly

and not a single slat in sight fellas

 

[Hellie]

This is not perv related but made me laugh...a nice example of Romanian womanhood to feast your eyes on lol.

What a hunny.

 

[[email protected]]

...Thats gotta be the "Shaggiest Dog story" I have heard this year!!!!

 

[jamescagney]

it takes a bit longer to cut and paste these stories than it does to comment on it.

Please avoid using the phrase "cut and paste" anywhere near the phrase "penis stuck in a steel pipe." It conjures up a very disturbing image.

 

[Half_a_Person]

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder

Published: 12:49PM GMT 07 Jan 2010

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.



The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

''It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

''It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.''

That f***in' hurts for him. Just sounds like sick news.

 

[snowfallsoon]

Please avoid using the phrase "cut and paste" anywhere near the phrase "penis stuck in a steel pipe." It conjures up a very disturbing image.

haha sorry. it certainly does.

 

[snowfallsoon]

None of you even care about the poor pipe that had to undergo 4 hours of being cut open.
Not to mention it was violated by a penis.