Man's penis removed from pipe

[I am a Ghost]

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder

Published: 12:49PM GMT 07 Jan 2010

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.



The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

''It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

''It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.''

 

[Corrissey]

I prefer PVC pipe.

 

[I am a Ghost]

Man guilty of attempting to have sex with rottweiler

By Rob Williams


Thursday, 17 December 2009


A North Wales man was found guilty yesterday of attempting to have sex with a rottweiler.


Thomas Robert Edwards, 20, who was working at Chester Zoo at the time of the incident, denied the charge of trying to sexually penetrate a living animal.

A neighbour claimed to have witnessed Edwards grab the rottweiler by its hind legs and thrust himself at it for about twenty or thirty seconds. Edwards claimed he had merely been stroking the dog in the backyard, where he had gone to have a smoke and relieve himself.

The witness, Mr Richard Williams, said, “I felt sick. I was shocked. I could not believe what I had just seen.”

Mr Williams claimed that Edwards then performed an indecent act on himself.

The court was told that the accused was drunk at the time of the incident, on the 30th of August this year, following a night out with friends in Wrexham. He then went to a party at a house on the outskirts of Wrexham where the offence took place in the early hours of the morning.

Edwards had been working in the catering department at Chester Zoo but had no contact with the animals there.

The court was also told that Edwards had pornography featuring bestiality on his computer, which depicted sexual activity with horses and dogs.

Richard Williams, a neighbour, said he been awoken in the early hours by noises coming from the garden next door. On looking out of the window he claims to have seen Edwards trying to penetrate the female dog. He then knocked on the window, shortly after which Edwards returned into the house claiming he hadn’t done anything.

Edwards strongly denied the allegations and Andrew Green, defending, questioned the witness statement saying that Mr Williams may have mistaken what he saw.

Edwards, of Hope, in North Wales admitted seven charges of possessing extreme pornography, though claimed the films had been downloaded onto his computer by accident.

Sentencing was adjourned until January and reports from the probation service were requested. Judge John Rogers QC indicated that Edwards would receive a non-custodial sentence.

Edwards told the court that he no longer worked in Chester Zoo but was hoping to go to college and to work with animals.

 

[Flax]

The man clearly didn't get a flashlight for xmas.

 

[I am a Ghost]

Jayziz, it's silly season in the news...


Warrant issued for man accused of sex with donkey

By Ellen Branagh, Press Association

Wednesday, 6 January 2010


A warrant was issued today in the case of a man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey after he failed to turn up at court.


Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, Leicester, was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggery of a donkey between February 1999 and April the same year, and buggery with a horse between March 5 and 12 2004.

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

Squires did not attend the scheduled plea and case management hearing and the court heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

 

[Corrissey]

Man, he is one sick puppy.

And 'charged with buggery' of anything sounds hilarious, tho it's not.

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Jayziz, it's silly season in the news...


Warrant issued for man accused of sex with donkey

By Ellen Branagh, Press Association

Wednesday, 6 January 2010


A warrant was issued today in the case of a man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey after he failed to turn up at court.


Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, Leicester, was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court charged with buggery of a donkey between February 1999 and April the same year, and buggery with a horse between March 5 and 12 2004.

He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.

Squires did not attend the scheduled plea and case management hearing and the court heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.

Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

This man is clearly not in a stable condition

Jukebox Jury

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Man guilty of attempting to have sex with rottweiler

By Rob Williams


Thursday, 17 December 2009


A North Wales man was found guilty yesterday of attempting to have sex with a rottweiler.


Thomas Robert Edwards, 20, who was working at Chester Zoo at the time of the incident, denied the charge of trying to sexually penetrate a living animal.

A neighbour claimed to have witnessed Edwards grab the rottweiler by its hind legs and thrust himself at it for about twenty or thirty seconds. Edwards claimed he had merely been stroking the dog in the backyard, where he had gone to have a smoke and relieve himself.

The witness, Mr Richard Williams, said, “I felt sick. I was shocked. I could not believe what I had just seen.”

Mr Williams claimed that Edwards then performed an indecent act on himself.

The court was told that the accused was drunk at the time of the incident, on the 30th of August this year, following a night out with friends in Wrexham. He then went to a party at a house on the outskirts of Wrexham where the offence took place in the early hours of the morning.

Edwards had been working in the catering department at Chester Zoo but had no contact with the animals there.

The court was also told that Edwards had pornography featuring bestiality on his computer, which depicted sexual activity with horses and dogs.

Richard Williams, a neighbour, said he been awoken in the early hours by noises coming from the garden next door. On looking out of the window he claims to have seen Edwards trying to penetrate the female dog. He then knocked on the window, shortly after which Edwards returned into the house claiming he hadn’t done anything.

Edwards strongly denied the allegations and Andrew Green, defending, questioned the witness statement saying that Mr Williams may have mistaken what he saw.

Edwards, of Hope, in North Wales admitted seven charges of possessing extreme pornography, though claimed the films had been downloaded onto his computer by accident.

Sentencing was adjourned until January and reports from the probation service were requested. Judge John Rogers QC indicated that Edwards would receive a non-custodial sentence.

Edwards told the court that he no longer worked in Chester Zoo but was hoping to go to college and to work with animals.

Wow - must be a first...... man from Wales caught shagging an animal and it wasn't a sheep

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[Jukebox Jury]

A man who went to casualty with his penis stuck in a steel pipe had to be cut free by firefighters using a metal grinder

Published: 12:49PM GMT 07 Jan 2010

Medics at Southampton General Hospital could not get the man's penis out of the stainless steel pipe because the restricted blood flow had caused it to become aroused.

So they called in Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service.



The firefighters used the four-and-a-half-inch grinder to cut the pipe from around the man's penis and it took about 30 minutes.

The patient was given an anaesthetic and his penis was left bruised and swollen but otherwise unharmed.

The anxious man aged about 40 gave hospital staff no explanation about how the pipe got stuck after he turned up on Tuesday morning.

A Hampshire Fire and Rescue Service spokesman said: ''Initially the crew did not have the appropriate cutting equipment to free the man.

''It was a very delicate operation that required a very steady hand and the crew was worried about things getting too hot during the cutting.

''It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again.''

Bloody hell, it must have been a hard job removing that

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[Grahamchard]

Now Now Phill no stereotyping boyyo

 

[jamescagney]

Richard Williams, a neighbour, said he been awoken in the early hours by noises coming from the garden next door. On looking out of the window he claims to have seen Edwards trying to penetrate the female dog. He then knocked on the window, shortly after which Edwards returned into the house claiming he hadn’t done anything.

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson here today. Namely, if you're going to attempt bestiality, do it indoors.

 

[snowfallsoon]

Slow day Fergus?

 

[troubleluvsme]

Slow day Fergus?

An interest in dogs, horses, donkeys....do you think he's one of the furries?

 

[snowfallsoon]

An interest in dogs, horses, donkeys....do you think he's one of the furries?

I don't think so.....but I'd love to see his 'google' cache.....

 

[I am a Ghost]

Slow day Fergus?

Judging by the amount of responses/interest to this thread, I'm not the only one with a "slow day".

An interest in dogs, horses, donkeys....do you think he's one of the furries?

I'm merely repeating the news, Trubz, all gleaned from one news site, the well-regarded London Independent, a highly respected "organ" of journalism.

Hmmm..if there's a term such as "furries", there must be a term for pipe aficionados too.

 

[I am a Ghost]

I don't think so.....but I'd love to see his 'google' cache.....

Is that a synonym for something?!?!?

 

[Jukebox Jury]

Now Now Phill no stereotyping boyyo

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[snowfallsoon]

Judging by the amount of responses/interest to this thread, I'm not the only one with a "slow day".

Well, I might agree with that, but now it occurs to me that it takes a bit longer
to cut and paste these stories than it does to comment on it.
Love,
LFP

 

[snowfallsoon]

Is that a synonym for something?!?!?

No. Just google 'google cache' when you're finished googling your other interests,
XX
LFP

 

[Jukebox Jury]

An interest in dogs, horses, donkeys....do you think he's one of the furries?

I met a bloke once who said he was into shagging dogs

I said ''Good grief man, how low can you get?

He replied 'About a Chihuahua

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