What Morrissey can do to score No.1 of UK single chart?
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sweet and tender hooligan
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Please suggest practical and fun ideas in order to score No.1 in UK chart.
Ridiculous self-promotion welcome.
Let's have some fun, guys!!
A free badge with the single
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CrystalGeezer
My secret's my enzyme.
Personally I hope his single tanks.
Release a #1-worthy (i.e. non-Tobias) song.
die
That wouldn't be enough to guarantee a #1.
the beast
Dead
never said it would be nailed on,just possible he score a number 1" with a posthumous release.
mozmic_dancer
One of the Good Guys
Attach a twenty to the promo single? A fruit basket? Candy? Have a Greek wearing a Speedo hand-deliver the single?
Sadly, none of these would work, except with me.
Sadly, none of these would work, except with me.
Scarlet1987
The sanest days are mad
Scarlet1987
The sanest days are mad
Please suggest practical and fun ideas in order to score No.1 in UK chart.
Ridiculous self-promotion welcome.
Let's have some fun, guys!!
Kewpie, sweedie, darling there are no such thing as the British charts anymore sadly.
Is it not something outrageously ridiculous as only having to sell or download like 5000 copies now to get to # 1? LOL
Barking
Boomerrissey Bored Me
main page: " (...)was at the booth checking in when walking towards me is 3 men dressed in suits and looking very formal. When they got closer I realized it was Morrissey"
Well looks like he's already working on multiplying! (although not like the Bible said we should).
Do the maths: 3 Morrisseys= treble sales= sure-fire number one!!!
Must be his new manager's idea. Aaaaaaah. Those men are geniuses.
(What are Keane doing at the moment, btw?)
Well looks like he's already working on multiplying! (although not like the Bible said we should).
Do the maths: 3 Morrisseys= treble sales= sure-fire number one!!!
Must be his new manager's idea. Aaaaaaah. Those men are geniuses.
(What are Keane doing at the moment, btw?)
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Easy. Morrissey simply needs to write songs with meaningless lyrics and danceable tunes.
LegalTender
New Member
^yes!! i know i'd love to see his penis.
Sleep with Amy Winehouse.
DarrenEdward
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Urghh!!!
I could see club versions of 'There is a Light' or 'Suedehead' going to #1 if Moz could be persuaded to perform on them.
Short of that I think absolutely no chance - sorry.
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