I Missed No Pants Day

It hate to be the one to break this to you, but on the day in question you more than likely missed most or even all of the following (hold on to your pants):

1. United States:

*Robert's Rules Day

*Brothers and Sisters Day

*Be Kind to the Smelly Day

*Mad Festival

*Invention of the Cross

*Fire Day

*Robert's Rules of Order Day

*Eve of the Finding of the True Cross

*National Truffles Day

*Contraband Days begins

*Fishing Season opens

*Lance LeGault Birthday: 1935

*Roscoe Lee Browne Birthday: 1925

*Doris Fisher Birthday: 1915

*Dr. Benjamin Spock Birthday: 1903

*Hedda Hopper Birthday: 1885

*Elias Boudinot Birthday: 1740

2. Israel:

*Yom Hashoah: Holocaust Day

3. Russia:

*2nd day of Labor

*Catherine the Great Birthday: 1729

4. Slovenia:

*2nd day of Labor

5. Spain:

*Dos de Mayo

6. Serbia:

*2nd day of Labor

7. Poland:


*National Flag Day

8. United Kingdom:

*Minehead Hobbyhorse

*International Garden Festival

*David Suchet Birthday: 1946

*William Petty, 2nd Earl of Shelburne Birthday: 1737

9. Indonesia:

*Education Day

10. Burma:

*Peasant's Day

11. Lesotho:

*King's Birthday

*Chief Moshoeshoe II Birthday: 1938

12. Iran:

*Teacher's Day

13. International:

*Feast Day: Elena; St. Athanasius; St. Zoe; St. Athanasius; St. Germanus; St. Waldebert; and St. Tsar Boris.


Sorry. :( *hugs*
 
It hate to be the one to break this to you, but on the day in question you more than likely missed most or even all of the following (hold on to your pants):

1. United States:

*Robert's Rules Day

*Brothers and Sisters Day

*Be Kind to the Smelly Day

*Mad Festival

*Invention of the Cross

*Fire Day

*Robert's Rules of Order Day

*Eve of the Finding of the True Cross

*National Truffles Day

*Contraband Days begins

*Fishing Season opens

*Lance LeGault Birthday: 1935

*Roscoe Lee Browne Birthday: 1925

*Doris Fisher Birthday: 1915

*Dr. Benjamin Spock Birthday: 1903

*Hedda Hopper Birthday: 1885

*Elias Boudinot Birthday: 1740

2. Israel:

*Yom Hashoah: Holocaust Day

3. Russia:

*2nd day of Labor

*Catherine the Great Birthday: 1729

4. Slovenia:

*2nd day of Labor

5. Spain:

*Dos de Mayo

6. Serbia:

*2nd day of Labor

7. Poland:


*National Flag Day

8. United Kingdom:

*Minehead Hobbyhorse

*International Garden Festival

*David Suchet Birthday: 1946

*William Petty, 2nd Earl of Shelburne Birthday: 1737

9. Indonesia:

*Education Day

10. Burma:

*Peasant's Day

11. Lesotho:

*King's Birthday

*Chief Moshoeshoe II Birthday: 1938

12. Iran:

*Teacher's Day

13. International:

*Feast Day: Elena; St. Athanasius; St. Zoe; St. Athanasius; St. Germanus; St. Waldebert; and St. Tsar Boris.


Sorry. :( *hugs*

D:

This is very bad news.

*removes pants*
 
I spent the better part of the day in my boxers. Does that count?
 
How come you got to be nekkid all day? :mad:

Yeah, If I did that the neighbors would complain of indecent exposure... wait, I expose myself often. They probably don't care either way.
 
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