9 x Fined
nevermind
Well of course it does. But these are just for fun. Though I wish some could be enforced. Feel free to post your own if they are as clever and as funny as these.
Rule #1. People must stop requesting free music, especially when it's available for purchase elsewhere. Most of us had to pay for our collection. Why shouldn’t you?
Rule #2. No one may EVER AGAIN quote a line from “Paint A Vulgar Picture” for ANY REASON WHATSOEVER.
Rule #3. Let’s also bury the “Morrissey’s voice is like fine wine...” similie once and for all while we are at it.
Rule #4. Yes, we know you think Nobody Loves Us and You Must Please Remember should have been on Southpaw Grammar. So does everyone else.
Rule #5. Kewpie to take an extended leave of absence. Sorry love, but posting links to old threads is more annoying than reading rehashed ones.
And finally, everyone start using Sendspace, not Crapidshare or Megaload.
Thanks for your cooperation,
The Mismanagement
Rule #1. People must stop requesting free music, especially when it's available for purchase elsewhere. Most of us had to pay for our collection. Why shouldn’t you?
Rule #2. No one may EVER AGAIN quote a line from “Paint A Vulgar Picture” for ANY REASON WHATSOEVER.
Rule #3. Let’s also bury the “Morrissey’s voice is like fine wine...” similie once and for all while we are at it.
Rule #4. Yes, we know you think Nobody Loves Us and You Must Please Remember should have been on Southpaw Grammar. So does everyone else.
Rule #5. Kewpie to take an extended leave of absence. Sorry love, but posting links to old threads is more annoying than reading rehashed ones.
And finally, everyone start using Sendspace, not Crapidshare or Megaload.
Thanks for your cooperation,
The Mismanagement