Smiths & Moz Cat Puns

Alcoholic Afternoons · Jun 4, 2007

In Honor of The Cat's Mother, along the lines of the curry thread.

So far we have, that I've seen from the "name my cat" thread:

Sheila Take A Meow
This Charming Manx
Half a Persian
You're the One for Me, Catty
Mog-aret on the Guillotine

Anyone care to suggest any others?

Not Right in the Head · Jun 4, 2007

Alcoholic Afternoons said:
Half a Persian

LOL!

How about:

Back to the Old Mouse
My Life Is a Succession of People Spaying--Goodbye!
Pee Around the Fountain
Stretch Out and Wail
Sweet and Tender Vittles
We'll Litter You Know
Yeah, Siam Blind

And, of course,

Southpaw

vAndreav · Jun 4, 2007

hehe, all of those a very clever! sorry i cant think of any...

by the way, i love your name, alcoholic afternoons

PregnantForTheLastTime · Jun 4, 2007

I think this is one thread Moz would giggle helplessly over. Hope he sees it... you know he will.

Alcoholic Afternoons · Jun 4, 2007

vAndreav said:
hehe, all of those a very clever! sorry i cant think of any...

by the way, i love your name, alcoholic afternoons

Thanks!

I should give credit, btw. Sheila Take a Meow was mine, but the others were The Cat's Mothers.

Alcoholic Afternoons · Jun 4, 2007

Not Right in the Head said:
LOL!

How about:

Back to the Old Mouse
My Life Is a Succession of People Spaying--Goodbye!
Pee Around the Fountain
Stretch Out and Wail
Sweet and Tender Vittles
We'll Litter You Know
Yeah, Siam Blind

And, of course,

Southpaw

Good ones!

Not Right in the Head · Jun 4, 2007

Satan Rejected Mice All
Jack the Catnipper
Jack the Rip-purr (and all other "purr" puns--"Half a purrson", etc.)
I Keep Mice Hidden
Hairball Apparent

lilikoi · Jun 4, 2007

life is a litterbox
meowing is the best revenge
pregnant again
fur storm
scratch on my neck
the world is full of tasty mice

my cat's second name is "you're the one for me fatty", actually.

The Cat's Mother · Jun 4, 2007

Don't forget the opposition: Bigmouse Strikes Again and Dogenham Dave (aka Man's Best Friend on the Payroll).

The Cat's Mother · Jun 4, 2007

I Just Want to See the Boy Tabby
Seasick, Yet Still Doctored (b-side of Spayedhead)
Little Manx, What Now?
How Soon is Meow?
Fleas, Fleas, Fleas, Let Me Get What I Want (b-side of I've Changed My Flea to Guilty)
You Just Haven't Wormed it Yet, Baby
Rubber Ringworm
(On meeting the dog) Oh, no - It's Rover!

And my favourite of this batch: Munich Fur Disaster 1958

TrueToYou · Jun 4, 2007

I don't owe you anything (doesn't need changing, cats seem to have this opinion!)
You Have Spayed Me
I want the Mouse I can't have
If You Don't Like Me Don't Feed Me
A collar On My Neck.

The Cat's Mother · Jun 4, 2007

TrueToYou said:
I don't owe you anything (doesn't need changing, cats seem to have this opinion!)
You Have Spayed Me
I want the Mouse I can't have
If You Don't Like Me Don't Feed Me
A collar On My Neck.

There are quite a few that don't need changing; (I Don't Owe You Anything and Stretch Out and Wait spring immediately to mind). I think Morrissey must have been a cat in a former life and has Residual Cattitude Syndrome.

'A Collar on My Neck' is wonderful.

TrueToYou · Jun 4, 2007

The Cat's Mother said:
There are quite a few that don't need changing; (I Don't Owe You Anything and Stretch Out and Wait spring immediately to mind). I think Morrissey must have been a cat in a former life and has Residual Cattitude Syndrome.

'A Collar on My Neck' is wonderful.

i love when in an interview someone asked about who he was singing about in his songs that were about love
he said "the next door neighbours cat"
brilliant!

The Cat's Mother · Jun 4, 2007

TrueToYou said:
i love when in an interview someone asked about who he was singing about in his songs that were about love
he said "the next door neighbours cat"
brilliant!

Sort of compounds my theory really. I wonder if Morrissey ever got old shoes thrown at him from next door's bedroom window, for sitting on the garden wall and serenading their mog at three in the morning.

TrueToYou · Jun 4, 2007

The Cat's Mother said:
Sound of compounds my theory really. I wonder if Morrissey ever got old shoes thrown at him from next door's bedroom window, for sitting on the garden wall and serenading their mog at three in the morning.

I like to think so.

The Cat's Mother · Jun 4, 2007

TrueToYou said:
I like to think so.

The romance was nevertheless going swimmingly, until the local Cats' Protection League turned up on the doorstep with a giant-sized Pet Voyager and a neutering voucher....

Kewpie · Jun 4, 2007

I love this thread!

All You Need Is Meow
That's How Moggs Crawl Up
What She Purred
Reel Around The Catflap
I've Had Fur
Sister, I'm A Pussy
Purrshernate Love

Jukebox Jury · Jun 4, 2007

First Of The Litter To Die
Some Cats Are Bigger Than Others
The World Is Full Of Crashing Paws
Teenage Moggy On His Estate
Cat Litters Of The World, Unite & Takeover

Jukebox Jury

The Cat's Mother · Jun 4, 2007

And on the cat's menu tonight:

Teenage Dab on His Estate
Paint a Vulgar Pilchard
You're the One for Meat Pate
Tweety-Pie

TuQui · Jun 4, 2007

There Is A Meow That Never Goes Out

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