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The Cat's Mother · Dec 3, 2006

I got bored waiting for that pattern book to arrive, so I've worked out a pattern for myself. Here's how he's turned out so far. Isn't he buff? I've just started on the tummy spiders and armpit fuzz.

Then I've got to knit him a rear toupee, darn him in a frontal quiff, define fingers, make him a big girls' blouse from a bit of floral chiffon, and sort him out a face.... I may be gone some time. I'm writing down the pattern as I go along, so I'll post it here for anyone who wants to have a go.

Kate

xxx:

WhyteGrrrl · Dec 3, 2006

That is so awesome!

Dupree · Dec 3, 2006

That is so insanely cute, I love it.

I can't wait to see it in it's big flouncy blouse!

Lor · Dec 3, 2006

OMG, it's even cuter than I thought it would be! And it doesn't even have its quiff yet

the more you explore me! · Dec 3, 2006

this is a girl thing! :confused:

right?!?!

virtually dead · Dec 3, 2006

the more you explore me! said:
this is a girl thing! right?!?!

shut up!! we all know you secretly have a collection!!

the more you explore me! · Dec 3, 2006

virtually dead said:
shut up!! we all know you secretly have a collection!!

bigmouth... i can't tell you anything in "private". last time i tell you anything secret.

but mine are not made of wool and are life size and you don't want to know where i have to blow them up from!

Lor · Dec 3, 2006

^^Oh yes we do!

virtually dead · Dec 3, 2006

the more you explore me! said:
bigmouth... i can't tell you anything in "private". last time i tell you anything secret.

but mine are not made of wool and are life size and you don't want to know where i have to blow them up from!

when i was looking for you're portrait in the attic, i stumbled upon johnny marr in a cuboard!! you must remember to feed him!!

the more you explore me! · Dec 3, 2006

virtually dead said:
when i was looking for you're portrait in the attic, i stumbled upon johnny marr in a cuboard!! you must remember to feed him!!

oh he happy with a bag of chips once a week and a bottle of newcastle brown.

this you surely knew · Dec 3, 2006

Ooh, nipples!

virtually dead · Dec 3, 2006

the more you explore me! said:
oh he happy with a bag of chips once a week and a bottle of newcastle brown.

I was also meaning to talk to you about andy.... I found him tied to a chair with duc tape over his mouth!!!

the more you explore me! · Dec 3, 2006

virtually dead said:
I was also meaning to talk to you about andy.... I found him tied to a chair with duc tape over his mouth!!!

only because he was crying for his mum!

virtually dead · Dec 3, 2006

the more you explore me! said:
only because he was crying for his mum!

and that's a reason to tie the poor boy to a chair!!?

the more you explore me! · Dec 3, 2006

virtually dead said:
and that's a reason to tie the poor boy to a chair!!?

his plight is not your concern young lady, but what is, is the trespassing on my property and the knowledge you process of first the portrait and secondary the pop stars I keep for "entertainment" for I am a wicked soul do not cross me!
evil laughter echos the halls of my manor....

virtually dead · Dec 3, 2006

the more you explore me! said:
his plight is not your concern young lady, but what is, is the trespassing on my property and the knowledge you process of first the portrait and secondary the pop stars I keep for "entertainment" for I am a wicked soul do not cross me!
evil laughter echos the halls of my manor....

Mike joyce (who was tied to the bed

) and I demand 25% of all the popstars in your manor!!

We'll take you to court, i'm not kidding!

the more you explore me! · Dec 3, 2006

virtually dead said:
Mike joyce (who was tied to the bed ) and I demand 25% of all the popstars in your manor!!

We'll take you to court, i'm not kidding!

he is there for his own good and deserves the punishment.
we can settle this with out legal banter my dear.
sounds resonable....
lets stop highjacking this "thread" if you pardon the pun!

virtually dead · Dec 3, 2006

right so we keep Johnny and some of andy's hair...and you can have the rest wherever you wan't them!

right, no hijacking

almareallymatters · Dec 3, 2006

The Cat's Mother said:
I got bored waiting for that pattern book to arrive, so I've worked out a pattern for myself. Here's how he's turned out so far. Isn't he buff? I've just started on the tummy spiders and armpit fuzz.

Then I've got to knit him a rear toupee, darn him in a frontal quiff, define fingers, make him a big girls' blouse from a bit of floral chiffon, and sort him out a face.... I may be gone some time. I'm writing down the pattern as I go along, so I'll post it here for anyone who wants to have a go.

Kate

xxx:

Brilliant progress....he's coming along great....loving those nipples!

The Cat's Mother · Dec 3, 2006

Oh, the joys of trial and error! Anyone know to quiff wool? He looks like he's had an electric shock.

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