Worstest Album Covers Ever III

Codreanu

Ohimè.

• Sep 28, 2006

• #1

Worstest Album Covers Ever III: Worst Album Covers Ever Returns!

Well, it's been almost two years since we posted our first "Worst Album Covers Ever" here at Stone.

You've seen:
Worst Album Covers Ever

You've been horrified by:
Worster Album Covers Ever II

Now feast your eyes on our latest collection. Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you:
Worstest Album Covers Ever III

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And, for more awfulness, don't forget:
The Museum of Bad Album Covers

 

Busy Clippers

New Member

• Sep 28, 2006

• #2

My fave is Devastatin' Dave the Turntable Slave. I'm going to print that bad boy and use it as the cover of every mix CD I make for the next month. Word to ya mutha!

 

chica

v2.0

• Sep 28, 2006

• #3

This is quite good, actually!

But this is really SCARY!

 

Busy Clippers

New Member

• Sep 28, 2006

• #4

Ooh, chica, you're right...the second one is wrong in so many ways!!!

 

drunken goldfish

blah blah fishcakes

• Sep 28, 2006

• #5

Chica's first one is one of those things that are so horrible you can't stop looking.

 

Bluebirds

Well-Known Member

• Sep 28, 2006

• #6

Anyone seen the Scorpions Virgin Killer yet?

 

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Chartres

New Member

• Sep 28, 2006

• #7

What about these swedish goodies from the seventies?

 

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Chartres

New Member

• Sep 28, 2006

• #8

And some more... Not only swedish this time.

 

chica

v2.0

• Sep 28, 2006

• #9

Oh, I wish I could scan the cover of one of my mother's records... It's the sleaziest thing I have ever seen, it's so bad that it actually has some strange appeal

 

drunken goldfish

blah blah fishcakes

• Sep 28, 2006

• #10

^^Your mom had sleazy records? (Why am I not surprised ).

 

chica

v2.0

• Sep 28, 2006

• #11

drunken goldfish said:

^^Your mom had sleazy records? (Why am I not surprised ).

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Maybe because yer maw had sleazy records too!

 

DeliciousDemon

Ghost of the troubled Joe

• Sep 28, 2006

• #12

I kinda fancy this guy named Tino from the Worstest Album Covers Ever I ... if I wasn't already "spoken for" I would definitely date him.

For now I'll concentrate on daydreaming about pinching his cute little ass

 

drunken goldfish

blah blah fishcakes

• Sep 28, 2006

• #13

^^Your mom had sleazy records? (Why am I not surprised ).

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Maybe because yer maw had sleazy records too!

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Ah, touche . My mom's favorite is Cliff Richard, is he sleazy?

 

chica

v2.0

• Sep 28, 2006

• #14

drunken goldfish said:

Ah, touche . My mom's favorite is Cliff Richard, is he sleazy?

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Er, I don't know, I've never listened to him... (which probably means YES, considering my impeccable taste )

DeliciousDemon said:

I kinda fancy this guy named Tino from the Worstest Album Covers Ever I ... if I wasn't already "spoken for" I would definitely date him.

For now I'll concentrate on daydreaming about pinching his cute little ass

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Quick, somebody call the police! That boy is 15 or something, Demon! You Demon!

 

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Chartres

New Member

• Sep 28, 2006

• #15

DeliciousDemon said:

I kinda fancy this guy named Tino from the Worstest Album Covers Ever I ... if I wasn't already "spoken for" I would definitely date him.

For now I'll concentrate on daydreaming about pinching his cute little ass

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As computer people says, "GLHF".

 

chica

v2.0

• Sep 28, 2006

• #16

Chartres said:

As computer people says, "GLHF".

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Eh, I hope he wasn't talking about the Great Lakes Hemophilia Foundation, Demon

 

DeliciousDemon

Ghost of the troubled Joe

• Sep 28, 2006

• #17

chica said:

Eh, I hope he wasn't talking about the Great Lakes Hemophilia Foundation, Demon

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I've found something even more sensless (if that's remotely possible) so decided to maintain my dignity by not asking for an explanation.

In any case, you should be prepared for a brand new album cover. It's similar to the one you picked and it's gonna be me holding Tino's hand in some crappy diner.

The working title is naturally

DeliciousDemon

Tino's sixteenth birthday

BTW that's when sex becomes legal in my country so it's clear what Tino and I are really celebrating ...

 

chica

v2.0

• Sep 28, 2006

• #18

DeliciousDemon said:

BTW that's when sex becomes legal in my country

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Thanks for the information, Demon, I may find it useful one day

And about that birthday - good luck, have fun!

 

DeliciousDemon

Ghost of the troubled Joe

• Sep 28, 2006

• #19

chica said:

Thanks for the information, Demon, I may find it useful one day

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Do what you want but stay away from my Tino!

:looks at Tino: *slurp* roaarr

 

Pervomartovtsi

2222

• Sep 28, 2006

• #20

my eyes bleed bad