the REALpillow is angry,very angry.WHY ARE YOU IMPERSONATING ME?

someone here who cant spell has been impersonating me,
im hopping mad!
surely theres rules against this type of lark?
to the impersonater:watch out fecker youre on thin ice,
STOP BESMIRCHING MY NAME!THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US!
why dont you call your self CRUD CUSHION?

AND WHILE YOURE AT IT,READ A DICTIONARY.

or for a laugh,
why dont you just set fire to yourself and parachute into an oil field?

> someone here who cant spell has been impersonating me,
> im hopping mad!
> surely theres rules against this type of lark?
> to the impersonater:watch out fecker youre on thin ice,
> STOP BESMIRCHING MY NAME!THIS TOWN AINT BIG ENOUGH FOR THE BOTH OF US!
> why dont you call your self CRUD CUSHION?

> AND WHILE YOURE AT IT,READ A DICTIONARY.

> or for a laugh,
> why dont you just set fire to yourself and parachute into an oil field?

for fuck's sake...

calm down.

Hello, my name is pillow, and I have multiple personalities. Unfortunately all of them are crap at both spelling and punctuation. I also haven't figured out how to use the password feature on this board, despite the fact that I am a regular visitor. In addition, I am very highly strung.

P.S. I think people saw my underwear at the Albert Hall.

I will now take several valium, sit down to peruse my dictionary, and spend a good hour or two pondering Morrissey the 23rd's intriguing fascination with me, later moving on to what colour underwear I will wear tomorrow.

Goodnight.

Wear the pink again.

> Wear the pink again.

This was not posted by me! I have a list of suspects.

The real Morrissey the 23rd.

Oops, that was posted by me, I just forgot. I got dizzy thinking about pillow's undies and I must have blacked out for a minute. But my investigation has proven that I did in fact write that.

Yes, that's right, I can confirm it was me.

Would the Pillow and Morrissey the 23rd wannabes become themsleves please?
This is not the way to my heart, which is where you wanna be.

H

> Hello, my name is pillow, and I have multiple personalities. Unfortunately
> all of them are crap at both spelling and punctuation. I also haven't
> figured out how to use the password feature on this board, despite the
> fact that I am a regular visitor. In addition, I am very highly strung.

> P.S. I think people saw my underwear at the Albert Hall.

> I will now take several valium, sit down to peruse my dictionary, and
> spend a good hour or two pondering Morrissey the 23rd's intriguing
> fascination with me, later moving on to what colour underwear I will wear
> tomorrow.

> Goodnight. I DONT USE THE PASSWORD BECAUSE I WANT TO PRETEND TO MYSELF THAT IM NOT A REGULAR USER.you are CRUD CUSHION.I AM pillow.what colour were my under pants in the alberthall then if your so clever? i know what colour they were BECAUSE I WAS WEARING THEM ON MY ASS.you were not.i dont care if im highly strung.it makes life INTRIGUEING.
good night crud cushion.