Uncle Liam
The King Of The Mountain
Despite people constantly trying to undermine my position, everyone around here knows that I am the Chosen One. I have received special communication from Boz saying he knows nothing about a tour. Yet everyone, who is anyone, knows that Morrissey is touring this Winter. This can only be mean one thing, something so secret, even Boz knows nothing of it yet. But not so secret, to someone like me. And believe me, I know the truth! That’s why, today, on this forum, I am forced to announce, that later in the year, I guarantee you, that there will be a SMITHS reunion. And when I guarantee something, that’s means you can take it to the bank.