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Old November 7, 2009, 01:13 AM   #1121
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I can hear creaking and the odd groan *turns music up*
Aaww hell no...crank that shit up for sure!!
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Old November 7, 2009, 01:18 AM   #1122
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Aaww hell no...crank that shit up for sure!!
I may resort to tearfully rocking myself on the floor in the corner of the room until it stops....that, or I'll employ some earphones
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Old November 7, 2009, 01:26 AM   #1123
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I may resort to tearfully rocking myself on the floor in the corner of the room until it stops....that, or I'll employ some earphones
Absolutely...phones, plugs, cotton, use what ya got! You don't want to start hallucinating and get visuals...
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Old November 7, 2009, 02:32 AM   #1124
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It has begun...officially...
Let the healing begin.
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Old November 7, 2009, 02:49 PM   #1125
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Let the healing begin.
Operation new day in progress Cap'n.....
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Old November 7, 2009, 03:05 PM   #1126
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My ex-husband has stolen many of my books. Wuthering Heights, 1984, Animal Farm, Brave New World. I wish he'd just sign up for his own damn Intro to Lit class and stop mooching off me. I didn't steal his f-ing wrenches and electrical plier thingies, he shouldn't be stealing my trade tools. I keep having to ask for them back, one by one. It's so f-ing tiresome.

We need a union, that's what we need. International Brotherhood of People who Read Too Much.
When I was going through my divorce, I'd come home and find furniture missing.
He took the Dining Room and Living Room furniture, along with the entertainment center, TV, stereo, etc...
One day, a ceiling fan had even been removed.
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Old November 7, 2009, 08:45 PM   #1127
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I hate it when people I care about are unhappy and I can't do anything about it, only spout out the same old cliches.

FML.
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Old November 7, 2009, 08:46 PM   #1128
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came out of my local church tonight to find some cunt had stolen my car stereo. FML indeed.
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Old November 9, 2009, 11:04 PM   #1129
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No problem - anything else I can help you feel bad about?
no, thats about it for today, I mean its one of my days off but I will be going in later today since I left one of the sets of keys to the place in my pocket
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Old November 9, 2009, 11:28 PM   #1130
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When I was going through my divorce, I'd come home and find furniture missing.
He took the Dining Room and Living Room furniture, along with the entertainment center, TV, stereo, etc...
One day, a ceiling fan had even been removed.
He didn't remove the ceiling fan, he just disconnected it so it wouldn't run.

I want my books back. I left him all the furniture.
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Old November 10, 2009, 03:02 AM   #1131
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He didn't remove the ceiling fan, he just disconnected it so it wouldn't run.

I want my books back. I left him all the furniture.
That's just BS, why can't things just be civil. I left with virtually nothing. I took no furniture, just clothes and other personal effects.

I really hate that for you. I'm in the same situation myself.
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Old November 10, 2009, 10:59 PM   #1132
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Grrrrrrrrrr!

One of my house mates is so selfish!
Why she has to cook smelly food after 22:30?
She should move out and find her own flat if she has no consideration for other people.
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Old November 10, 2009, 11:14 PM   #1133
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Grrrrrrrrrr!

One of my house mates is so selfish!
Why she has to cook smelly food after 22:30?
She should move out and find her own flat if she has no consideration for other people.
So...tell her about it?..
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Old November 10, 2009, 11:26 PM   #1134
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I'm mad at mcrickson but I'm not gonna tell him about it.
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Old November 10, 2009, 11:32 PM   #1135
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I shouted at her, because it was the second time this week.
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Old November 10, 2009, 11:39 PM   #1136
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So my mother is back in her usual state, and my best friend just rang to say they'd walked in the pub and she was off her face and has been bothering them all night, telling them they aren't old enough to be out (they're 18!) etc etc. Thanks for embarrassing me in front of my friends, Mum. As if everyone I meet doesn't already greet me by saying 'I saw your Mum in the [insert pub] last night and she was hammered, haha'. So my friend booked a taxi and my Mum promised to get in and go home and now hasn't. Fuck my life.
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Old November 11, 2009, 08:58 AM   #1137
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When I was going through my divorce, I'd come home and find furniture missing.
He took the Dining Room and Living Room furniture, along with the entertainment center, TV, stereo, etc...
One day, a ceiling fan had even been removed.
That's not nice....as long he left your Morrissey cds though.
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Old November 11, 2009, 11:21 AM   #1138
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Broke a nail. FML!
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Old November 12, 2009, 02:51 AM   #1139
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It never gets easier. FML!
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Old November 12, 2009, 03:12 AM   #1140
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Listen...if you heard about my day you wouldn't believe it......
I could write scripts for Telemundo...for real...
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