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  1. PUNKturedBIKE

    Baffled Beyond Belief

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    What odds on Mozza ever going on 'I'm a Celebrity'?

    Whatever 'f*** all' is in terms of odds.
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    How Richard Pryor Gave Pam Grier a Cocaine-Encrusted Vagina.

    I'm sorry, is this line from the book... "in the 70s after he discovered layers of cocaine crust in her snatch. Yes, a cocaine-encrusted vagina." ?
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    UK election - Duffygate

    Just heard that she has been paid 50k for the story by ... The f***ing Sun.
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    UK election - Duffygate

    Come on, he should have sorted out his mic but he f***ed up... who cares? He went round to apologise. This story is endlessly less important than the tory homophobic slurs anyway. Join me in the parallel universe where Brown took off his mic and his comments were never heard... the media do a...
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    being ugly, a serious discussion

    hey Robbie, i have shitty teeth too... although i am British so can blame the NHS for that, but still i don't think it makes a person ugly. In my eyes a person would have to be pretty damn repulsive to for me to consider them ugly, you know the kind of unfortunate that smacks of ingrained...
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    KFC diner told 'you can't have bacon in your burger here - we're now halal'

    Stick your Daily Mail up your arse.
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    Bush wipes hand on Clinton's shirt?

    The shirt rubbing is incidental, Bush is not connecting with people in the way that Clinton does. In fact Bush is probably patting Clinton on the back to reassure himself that he part of Clinton's vibe. f*** you Bush, lizard c--t!
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    Smoke Weed Every Day

    Winner: Runner up: Loser:
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    Mephedrone

    What a pile of shit. Just when you thought drugs couldn't get more boring than ketamine. Come the f*** on.
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    Cornelius Blaze

    Hey, what's the comic that Crystal Geezer has in her sig?
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    Dave Cameron

  13. PUNKturedBIKE

    Beauty spots

    Re: Beauy spots... Moles aren't bad, well you know, the non bad ones...okay, let's redefine mole. Moles are sticky out, potentially cancerous brown spots that your Dr might remove and the rest are freckles. And freckles are cute. Let's redefine face.
  14. PUNKturedBIKE

    Beauty spots

    Re: Beauy spots... *stripper music in my head* da dana da dah Can i redefine 'beauty spot'? I just meant on the face, rest is just moles. Like the one under your eye yesitis, which is a beauty. I have one on my cheek, but it very feint.
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    My second thought when Obama was elected

    I'm laughing at your 1st post, it has big-ish words and isn't overly sweary, maybe it was just a chuckle then.
  16. PUNKturedBIKE

    Beauty spots

    Re: Beauy spots... Would it help if i said, in an alluring voice "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, baby and this beholder has shit for eyes."? Take it off, big boy.
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    Beauty spots

    Re: Beauy spots... Take your shirt off and pan the camera out a bit, i'll let you know... Meanwhile, i'll fix that typo :B To think, i even did that 'mrs b, mrs e, mrs a, u, t.
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    The Song Stuck in Your Head

    I love it. Even the guitar sounds like its sliding downwards. "it's okay, it's alright...nothing's wrong" :tears:
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    Beauty spots

    ...have you got one? Are you beautiful? pst pix pls
  20. PUNKturedBIKE

    The Song Stuck in Your Head

    catchy f***er innit
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