Sir Alf writes:
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The annoyingly likeable David said: "I still get that thing where I think, 'Oh, I'd love to say hello to him,' but then think, 'Oh, leave him alone.' I saw Morrissey once having a pizza in a restaurant in London. Meat-free, not a Meat Feast - that would have been a coup.

"I've not even ever been that big a Smiths fan - I've always liked them and I like his solo stuff - but there's something about Morrissey. He's a 'thing' isn't he? A creation. He just comes with aura.

"He was looking remarkably normal. He was just sitting there with a mate, laughing and joking.