C*nts corner is a website where the angry, silent majority get to break their bitter silence and release their rage against, well...everyone. And everything. It can be found on HolyMoly.com. And under 'M', Morrissey gets a touching mention...
Morrissey.
You are not a people's poet. You, sir, are a pissy smelling, a-f*cking-sexual, surf-board-quiffed, c*ck munching, whimsically retarded, arse faced flapper-quacker. No-one in England thinks you're clever, you twat! Is that why you're f*cking hiding with the rest of the planet's intellectualy challenged? You are a bollock doner, sir, and as such should be roundly whipped. In public. In the nude.
And Hec-tor was the,
First with a flan,
In a van,
Eating spam..
Any one can do what you do, you c*nt. Stop polluting my ears!
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Rather beautiful, I thought...
Well its a slow news day I suppose, if you want to count it as news. I just found it funny...
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You all need to lighten up (Score:0)
mmm (Score:1)
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Saw this months ago (Score:0)
oh dear (Score:1)
I found it funny in a twisted way, but I can understand how it may offend others if they dont quite share the same twisted humour as me. So I apologise utterly and accept complete responsibility.
Steve.
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funny, but (Score:2, Funny)
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That joke isn't funny anymore... (Score:1)
"It is too close to home/ too near the bone".
"When you laugh about people
Whose only desire [was] to die'
It doesn't make me laugh"
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C*nt (Score:1)
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Calm Down dear, it's only a web site and... (Score:1)
As a Mozza maniac I can still say this, as someone has posted Mr Morrissey in the 'Sacred Cows' (the opposite to C**nts corner) part as well. Look it's true:
"Morrissey: Doesn't get any better. "
Mind you Thatcher is on there as well - but then so is Johnny Marr and Mark E Smith... ooh its all very confusing.
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'That is... (Score:1)
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tseng (Score:1)
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cunt (Score:0)
"You're a filthy, dirty cunt! A filthy, dirty cunt, i say"
Oh the hideous, yet somewhat arousing imagery.
Apparantly, Bono had to break up the scuffle that ensued.
Re:There's more (Score:0)
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Re:Rot in Hell Tseng (Score:0)
Frankly it was so bitter and twisted I found it amusing.
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Re: Does he really though? (Score:1)
I think the reason this has been posted is so we can rally to the defence of Moz, and basically have a laugh at the pathetic, uninspired attempts to undermine him by this foul mouthed idiot on such a harebrained website.
What point did this pondlife see in wasting valuable electricity to unleash a tirade of swearwords at someone who's heard it all before? Oh, that's right, Morrissey will be so upset he'll abandon recording his new album and retire.
I see he's listened to 'First of the Gang to Die' enough times to know its rhythm though.
I would put something on that site in response, but a) I can't be bothered to waste precious seconds of my life and b) there aren't any swear words good enough to insult this moron.
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this poster freeyourself smells of wee (Score:0)
Yummy.
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FY...Go rot in the rectum of a putrefying cow. (Score:0)
It wouldn't surprise me in the least if that other site was registered under your name.
At last, there is place for all this site's despicable trolls to go vent their anger in some eternal circle jerk of pain.
Y'all don't come back now, y'hear?
xo
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Re:Rot in Hell Tseng (Score:0)
he he. You surely promoted yourself into the C.Corner !
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Re:Rot in Hell Tseng (Score:0)
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