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davidt
on Sunday April 03 2005, @12:30PM
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MEAT IS MURDER! - Playlouder Macca and Moz buy up farms to save animals 01 Apr 2005 Famous singing vegetarians Paul McCartney and Morrissey have announced that they're to team up and try to save at least some of the UK's farm animals from the butchers knife. Not for them spending their hard-earned millions on extra houses owned by Clark Gable, instead the pair have launched an informal project to rescue sheep, cattle, pigs and poultry from the plate. They intend to do this by buying up farms - it's thought that the project will initially focus on England and Wales, but could go worldwide if it proves a success. The pair will continue to run the farms on a free-range basis, with organic practices employed where possible, the only difference being that the animals will die of natural causes, rather than being blasted by a bolt from the blue. However, while the move has been welcomed by animal rights organisations such as PETA, some farmers groups have reacted angrily, saying that the pop pair were exploiting the depressed agricultural industry. "It's hard enough to make a living from farming these days, and I've seen several of my neighbouring farmers even attempt suicide," said one south Wales dairy and beef farmer. "These two pop stars coming in and buying up land because it's cheap, and putting the likes of us out of work is not only arrogant, but will destroy the local economy."
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"Moz & Paul McCartney buy up farms to save animals" - Playlouder [April Fool's]
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yes!!!!!! (Score:0)
okay, but... (Score:0)
April Fools or what? (Score:0)
What A Crock Of... (Score:1)
So, is that quote supposed to confirm that homosapiens are superior and more intelligent than those of the animal kingdom?! I think not! These suicidal farmers need to be more resourceful and come up with another way to earn a living than slaughtering animals and claiming they'd starve otherwise.
Sorry, but my sympathies are with the farm animals since they cannot speak up for themselves. Hats off to Morrissey and McCartney!
(User #724 Info)
Read the HEADLINE (Score:0)
I despair of the IQ of Morrissey fans sometimes. Do you all have to let the side down by being so thick?
Mc Cartney done it years ago (Score:0)
Sadly, he then decided to marry one.
RIP Linda.
Great news! (Score:0)
no sense... (Score:0)
How long do cows live? (Score:0)
A venture like this would have cost a fortune (which Macca has got, but Moz does not have enough dosh for)! How long do cows live naturally? Anyone known one live out it natural years? Probably not. We can always wait and see how long Jonathon Ross’s sheep live for.
I had a nice thought of all those honest farmers falling on their electronic bolts.
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not funny, not Pitchfork (Score:0)
Also, it's not Pitchfork.
Animal abuse (Score:1)
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Farmers,Animals,space,treatment (Score:1)
(User #12593 Info)
Why Not??? (Score:1)
(User #13865 Info)
Really (Score:1)
I can not believe this is true....i have no problems with it, infact how wonderful to finally hear some good news.....but seriously?????
Are you joking?
(User #13589 Info)
reminds me of the enclosure act.... (Score:1)
(User #149 Info)
m m m m mmm (Score:1)
(User #9996 Info)
What does it matter? (Score:0)
I declare martial law for all creatures, both two and four-legged and even those with no-legs. It's everyone for themselves!!!
Maple.
This is cool! (Score:1)
(User #8721 Info)
On the surface two of a kind, but underneath.... (Score:0)
Whatever next, a double A sided Moz single for Christmas 2005? "Get Off The Stage/Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time" (Live at the Didsbury Town Hall) from Attack records, out mid-December?