posted by davidt on Wednesday September 15 2004, @09:00AM
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Morrissey Shrine - eBay item #3748734223

This is a 100% unique item. It's a wooden box with hinges. It's nice and aged. It reads "Holy Bible" on the front so I can only assume it was used to store a bible in. Upon opening it it's a tiny Morrissey shrine. Jesus is collaged on one side with Moz on the other. It's a totaly unique piece with a little american, folk art feel. Looks good with a bunch of votive candles in front of it.

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  • they fit nicely into a smart little shrine
    thirsty fists <[email protected]> -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @09:09AM (#124304)
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    "world's ugliest boy"
  • The paintings being posted on the main page, fine okay they are good for a laugh. But this?
    Anonymous -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @09:09AM (#124305)
    • Re:Crap by Johnny Marr (Score:1) Wednesday September 15 2004, @11:20AM
  • in a long line of Morrissey-solo pieces of fine Morrissey art.

    Starting bid: US $2.00 (Reserve not met)
           
    Time left: 9 days 11 hours
    10-day listing
    Ends Sep-24-04 20:28:05 PDT
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    Start time: Sep-14-04 20:28:05 PDT
    History: 0 bids

    And long may it remain so...
    broken -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @09:23AM (#124310)
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    It took a tattooed boy from Birkenhead
  • Give me a break. A photo of Moz, framed, yes = beautiful.
    But a photo in a shrine opposite christ? THis just gives people fodder to further make fun of and stereotype Morrissey fans. If Moz saw this himself, I bet he'd throw up. THink about it.

    Whether you believe in christ or not, it's just plain weird. What next, a chewed piece of gum on ebay, just like britney spears?

    Jane
    Anonymous -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @09:24AM (#124311)
    • Re:Sick by walkingondiamonds (Score:1) Wednesday September 15 2004, @10:20PM
  • I hope the person who made this is going to launch a "Morrissey Teasmade" range along the lines of; http://www.teasmade.net/ because that is the sort of thing I would like to wake up to / fall asleep next to each day.

    Actually the Christian debt management company (www.christiandebthelpers.com) that spammed me recently might also consider launching a Morrissey themed debt management service.

    Who could resist the charms of such corporate crapola?
    Auric Goldfinger -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @09:24AM (#124312)
    (User #3416 Info)
    Do my eyes deceive me, or is Senna's Lotus sounding rough?
  • and could make the perfect setting for my Robert Smith Voodoo doll that I fell with a little more straw everyday. A few New York Dolls devotions candles and you're away...
    Cazza -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @10:42AM (#124327)
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    God give me patience, just no more conversation
  • Front Row Morrissey Tickets On Ebay: $600.00

    "Signed" Morrissey Photos On Ebay: $100.00

    The laughter induced everytime we see Morrissey related crap like this on Ebay: PRICELESS!
    shesnotdead -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @10:57AM (#124336)
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  • What a piece, I think you can make a load of money selling that at flea market or swap meet.
    JAMSDEAN -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @11:04AM (#124338)
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  • She's not buddhist!! i can't imagine the lots of craps she could made with all the Gods ...
    Anonymous -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @11:08AM (#124340)
    • Re:Hopefully by walkingondiamonds (Score:1) Wednesday September 15 2004, @10:37PM
    • Re:Hopefully by Cazza (Score:1) Thursday September 16 2004, @04:09AM
  • I never knew Jesus could juggle - He really was an all round entertainer
    strange dust -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @11:30AM (#124346)
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    • Re:Jesus Christ by Useful or Useless (Score:1) Wednesday September 15 2004, @12:05PM
  • Thankfully, Morrissey has forgiven Jesus. Had he not already done so, some awkward moments would have been inevitable in such close quarters.
    sazza -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @11:47AM (#124349)
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    • Re:Whew by Auric Goldfinger (Score:1) Thursday September 16 2004, @01:21AM
  • I'm all for these 'Father and Son' shrines.
    mick ransommich -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @12:11PM (#124354)
    (User #8642 Info)
    'Two roads diverged in a wood and I, I took the one less travelled by. And that has made all the difference'.
  • Dear Jim,

    That's wonderful! Can we get a few of those for our next tours?

    Sincerely,

    Creed, P.O.D, and Mandy Moore
    Jim Rome -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @12:29PM (#124359)
    (User #720 Info | http://www.jimrome.com/)
    ...and how?
  • So now morrissey-solo has become a place to announce our eBay auctions? Sad.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @12:48PM (#124363)
  • The absurdity of that item is only outweighed by the desperate gall to place it for sale.

    Gosh that is silly
    giant -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @12:59PM (#124367)
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  • I would be a little afraid of a person who owned/wanted this item.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @01:32PM (#124378)
  • I'm sorry but this is truly awful.

    Mozzarella
    Anonymous -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @03:28PM (#124390)
  • would love this thing for his next movie.
    Here in Mexico we're used to see this kind of shrines and ex-votos and some other really tacky, kistchy genuine pieces of "art".
    Anonymous -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @04:29PM (#124393)
  • I have always associated Jesus with Morrissey. I'm putting my bid in now!!!
    Anonymous -- Wednesday September 15 2004, @08:55PM (#124398)
  • .........'''' looks good with candles in front of it........''''''

    ah, yes, so u can set it on fire quicker..

    wot a pile of crap.
    inlovewiththepast -- Thursday September 16 2004, @12:23AM (#124414)
    (User #1028 Info)
    truth rest your head there is more than a life at stake here..she may well sell sanctuary but she'll also sell your soul
  • personally i find this offensive, i don't think we should be associating morrissey with the son of god. he's only a pop singer.
    Anonymous -- Thursday September 16 2004, @01:26AM (#124419)
  • Cool - a shrine devoted to our father and beloved savior, plus a pic of jesus christ
    Kiddo -- Thursday September 16 2004, @01:46AM (#124422)
    (User #11417 Info)
  • You'd have to be fucken insane to make or buy that. I can't believe people have bid on it!
    Anonymous -- Sunday September 19 2004, @07:04AM (#125065)


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