posted by davidt on Wednesday April 14 2004, @09:30AM
2-J writes:

MOJO's feature review this month is 'You Are The Quarry', accompanied by a cartoon of Morrissey in a white suit with a microphone singing in front of a set of red lights that spell out 'MOZ', behind which lurk several red demons.

scan from SELondon, Click to enlarge.
scan of text from SELondon also.

Here's the full thing:-


‘If I Can Dream…’

Morrissey
You Are The Quarry ATTACK/SANCTUARY
4 stars out of five

Morrissey’s very own ’68 Comeback Special proves that despite the demons, rumours of his death have been much exaggerated.


FORGET SEX and drugs: the crucial impulse in the creation of rock ‘n’ roll is parricide. The ‘60s long-hairs killed off the mum-and-dad entertainers just as prog-rock’s lumbering diplidoci were destroyed by the meteor of punk rock. Meanwhile, Morrissey, the Caesar of ‘80s indie, found the knife in his back covered in the fingerprints of Britpop children. This was a particularly bloody coup: never mind the shaky accusations of racism, for Morrissey, the real misery – the real mystery – must have been the subsequent wave of indifference. All those years of being Mother Teresa for the clumsy and shy and suddenly he was being reviled for crimes he’d never committed and ignored by the people who should have loved him. No wonder that by the time of his last buttoned up, cast-down album, Maladjusted, he should have retreated into a defensive position, relying on his die-hard fanbase and the curious adulation in America and Mexico for a taste of glory.

Seven years have passed since then and in the worst-case scenario he might have become rock ‘n’ rolls own Miss Haversham, plugged into a hearing aid he really does need with a few withered flowers trailing from his back pocket. Yet it appears that the times are, once again, changing. Not only has he been asked to curate the South Bank’s Meltdown festival – a big gold star from the cultural establishment – it also seems there’s been a slow, sheepish realisation that one of our National Treasures has been treated shabbily. You Are The Quarry, his seventh studio album, has generated a genuine sense of anticipation as those who have denied him are beginning to realise that they’ve missed his voice, his charisma, his worldview. A youthful commitment to the Next Big Thing is all very well, but maybe you shouldn’t throw out the Queen Anne chairs just because you’ve got a new IKEA sofa.

What’s to stop him being a mere nostalgia act? While his fanbase will reactivate like KGB sleepers, it’s hard to imagine anyone much under 30 being over-excited – a hitch for a man who so fluently defined the language of adolescent yearning. Yet if his audience have grown up over seven years, so, vitally, has Morrissey. Yes, You Are The Quarry is packed with all the alienation, longing, physical revulsion and bitter spite you would expect, but it’s also sombre, sober, never smirky like the clever kid trying to trip up his teachers. The product of his Los Angeles exile, it also seems less parochial without losing any of his diary-trawling introspection, a spaciousness, a willingness to be direct, all tempered with his natural grace. Recorded on Attack – an old reggae imprint that’s become his new domain – it sees him reunited with his co-write, Alain Whyte, and long-time collaborator, Boz Boorer, and working with producer Jerry Finn, who, ironically, worked with such kid-friendly rock acts as Blink 182 and AFI. The result is a robust, rigorous record, its detail and texture proving it’s not just Attack that’s been rejuvenated.

In fact, for the first three songs it seems Morrissey has pulled off something genuinely audacious. The imposing, Statue Of Liberty-sized opener, America Is Not The World, is an FBI-baiting diatribe against his adopted homeland, a place where “the president is never black, female or gay”. Next comes the guitar-struck fury of Irish Blood, English Heart, a daringly stroppy pop song which he cracks like a whip. This, explicitly, is where he starts to set the record straight, addressing those who have reviled him for his refusal to explain himself – “I’ve been dreaming of a time when to be English is not to be baneful/To be standing by the flag not feeling shameful/Racist or partial”.

Meanwhile, I Have Forgiven Jesus – only Morrissey would have the nerve – is kin to his classic “monster” songs. “I was a nice kid with a nice paper round”, he sings, before berating Jesus “for all the desire/He placed in me when there’s nothing I can do with this desire.” It’s stately, heavenly with incense and electric piano, ornamented with catholic gilt until the archetypal diary-rifling that closes the song. “Monday – humiliation/Tuesday – suffocation/Wednesday – condescension/Thursday – is pathetic,” he sings, Craig David on bromide, testament to his enduring gift for phrasing.

After this presidential start, it can’t help but fade. Come Back To Camden is a stewed-tea bedsit ballad saved only by Morrissey’s voice, while Let Me Kiss You plays some old self-loathing tricks. The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores is a retrograde step, arch, spiteful, taking vengeance on policeman and taxmen. It does, however, show he still sees himself as the last stand against the vulgarians at the gate, rock’s own Boudicca holding back “Lockjaw pop stars/Thick as pig shit”. It’s in the magnificent curtain-call closer You Know I Couldn’t Last – “I” not “It” – a neat summary of his recent history (and a line taken from Candy Darling’s deathbed testimonial), the swooning vocal describing pursuit by “Accountants rampant”, “evil legal eagles” and “northern leeches” and the horrible dual-edged nature of success. It’s real matinee idol stuff, a single rose at his feet replacing the bunch of glads. “Every ist and every ism thrown my way to stay,” he sings, and you can sense his sadness, his art-form bitterness. “The teenagers who love you/They will wake up and kill you.” It’s the same story from Maladjusted’s Papa Jack, yet the surrounding directness dignifies his self-pity more than ever before.

Maybe for a generation raised on Kurt Cobain and The Distillers, he’ll have all the modern appeal of outside plumbing but those who have grown up with him will find much to love here: the soporific oestrogen-swell of odd ballad All The Lazy Dykes, the sexual insights of I’m Not Sorry, or the boxing-glove melody of The First Of The Gang To Die, a song about LA violence that he carries off by flaunting the fact that he’s an outsider amongst outsiders. “Such a silly boy,” he sighs, Joyce Grenfell in South Central.

After all this time, this album is still a charisma masterclass, a mature work from a teenage icon. The knives might have been out, but for Morrissey the Ides Of March are long gone. The king is not dead. Long live the king.

Review by Victoria Segal
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  • I believe this will set the tone for all forthcoming reviews of the album.
    Ramon -- Wednesday April 14 2004, @10:13AM (#95368)
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    "I'm all over you...like a vulture, like impending death"
  • Just curious are those high heels he's wearing in that Moz/Elvis animation?
    mozangeles23 -- Wednesday April 14 2004, @10:15AM (#95369)
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    "Somebody has to be me so it might as well be me."
    • Re:High Heels? by Bigmouth Struck (Score:1) Wednesday April 14 2004, @11:02AM
      • Re:High Heels? by mozangeles23 (Score:0) Wednesday April 14 2004, @11:07AM
      • Re:High Heels? by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday April 14 2004, @11:52AM
        • Re:High Heels? by Bigmouth Struck (Score:1) Thursday April 15 2004, @12:36AM
    • Re:High Heels? by Anonymous (Score:0) Wednesday April 14 2004, @01:39PM
  • "Craig David on bromide"

    is that phrase insulting or flattering?
    carnal artist -- Wednesday April 14 2004, @10:51AM (#95379)
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    • Hmmm... by Requiescant Inpacce (Score:1) Thursday April 15 2004, @11:06AM
  • what an intelligently written review
    Anonymous -- Wednesday April 14 2004, @11:24AM (#95394)
    • Re:my my by Anonymous (Score:0) Thursday April 15 2004, @01:07AM
  • I think this is a very positive review of the new album despite Segal's criticisms of Camden, Crashing Bores and Let Me Kiss You.

    She singles out at least four tracks as being really tremendous (America, IBEH, Jesus, Couldn't Last) and criticises only three, suggesting that she can't really fault the other five also. She offers implicit praise for 'Dykes', 'Sorry' and 'First of the Gang', while the two she doesn't mention ('I Like You' and 'How Can Anybody possibly know how i feel?') have been garnering very favourable comments from others.

    Anyway, the point of all this is that we could well be looking at an album which matches Vauxhall and I - a record i think is brilliant but which also has one or two 'weaker' tracks (Lazy Sunbathers, Used To Be A Sweet Boy). If so, then i for one will be very happy.

    Also, 'Camden' and 'Crashing Bores' have actually been highlighted as the best tracks on the album by others (Simon Goddard, playlouder.com review) so it all seems to be a matter of opinion.

    I think this review WILL set the tone for the ones that follow but I also think we will see some reviews which are even more positive than this one, as well as ones which disagree about which are the 'weaker' tracks.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday April 14 2004, @11:34AM (#95396)
  • "Yet it appears that the times are, once again, changing. Not only has he been asked to curate the South Bank’s Meltdown festival – a big gold star from the cultural establishment – it also seems there’s been a slow, sheepish realisation that one of our National Treasures has been treated shabbily."

    Thank God after all! My mother thought I would be a racist too. Denying I'm black, social worker and the member of a left-wing party.
    Anonymous -- Wednesday April 14 2004, @11:46AM (#95399)
  • Why not 6 out of 5? He's still underestimated. Shame on you Victoria!
    Anonymous -- Wednesday April 14 2004, @12:59PM (#95422)
  • This reveiw alone has made seven years seem an agreeable time to wait. What a beautiful scan.
        But I need to see the cover I know that would make it far eaiser to sleep at night.
    I can't believe what we have been shown (on CDWOW and morrisseymusic) is the real deal. Maybe if the title appeared in quotes I would, but that's just one more indicater that it's fake. I have nothing against the photo - I just doubt that that Moz would think it good enough for this.
    Can any one confirm or deny.
    ...forgive me for putting this here, I had to put it somewhere.
    Dabb-Hands -- Wednesday April 14 2004, @02:16PM (#95439)
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    "... Marr was ill advised."
  • I really like that artwork. Moz is the perfect artist to equate with Elvis' '68 comeback in so many ways, but with the demons leering from the back, we realize how different he really is from The King, too.

    Kudos to the artist -- it's already on my desktop.
    king leer -- Wednesday April 14 2004, @11:16PM (#95491)
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  • This album is going to be album of the year in all of the end of year polls, without a doubt. Watch out also for the Mercury Music prize. Guaranteed!
    Anonymous -- Thursday April 15 2004, @05:24AM (#95534)
  • Moz is looking very dashing as Mozvis
    Ripchord -- Thursday April 15 2004, @09:08AM (#95561)
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    www.ripchord.vze.com - Have you opened your eyes?


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