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Mr Smith
December 6, 2008, 12:32 AM
But are you?

yesitis
December 6, 2008, 12:33 AM
a little. 6 or 7 stellas

nugz
December 6, 2008, 12:34 AM
not yet. :) it's only 7:30 here. I will be later though. :guitar:

Mr Smith
December 6, 2008, 12:35 AM
You're my best mate you are.

yesitis
December 6, 2008, 12:35 AM
let's fight

Mr Smith
December 6, 2008, 12:35 AM
not yet. :) it's only 7:30 here. I will be later though. :guitar:

Beer + internet = bad things

Mr Smith
December 6, 2008, 12:36 AM
let's fight

Ok, i am barry white.

nugz
December 6, 2008, 12:36 AM
Beer + internet = bad things

ohhh i know. i knowww :cool::D

on a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you? and what has been your drink of choice this evening?

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 12:36 AM
i am starting my drinking now.so soon i shall join you, good sir.

Mr Smith
December 6, 2008, 12:37 AM
ohhh i know. i knowww :cool::D

on a scale of 1-10 how drunk are you? and what has been your drink of choice this evening?

Guinness. Pretty sourced.

yesitis
December 6, 2008, 12:37 AM
i think i might drink some gin in a bit.

nugz
December 6, 2008, 12:42 AM
Guinness. Pretty sourced.

yuck!
i think i might drink some gin in a bit.

yuck!



:p

yesitis
December 6, 2008, 12:44 AM
what are you drinking then, miss i-hate-nice-alcohol woman?

nugz
December 6, 2008, 12:46 AM
what are you drinking then, miss i-hate-nice-alcohol woman?

haha.

nothing at the moment. like i said, its early-ish here, BUT, i will be drinking vodka. :guitar: mixed with cranberry


hmmm, im actually kinda craving a beer, oddly. maybe i'll start off with one beer. then switch to vodka :)

yesitis
December 6, 2008, 12:48 AM
well played...

nugz
December 6, 2008, 12:50 AM
well played...

thx! ;)

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 12:53 AM
haha.

nothing at the moment. like i said, its early-ish here, BUT, i will be drinking vodka. :guitar: mixed with cranberry


hmmm, im actually kinda craving a beer, oddly. maybe i'll start off with one beer. then switch to vodka :)

i bet it will be a "lager" :rolleyes:

Sister Rose
December 6, 2008, 01:06 AM
you are drunk, well good on ya!

iamnicola
December 6, 2008, 01:09 AM
But are you?
I wish!

yesitis
December 6, 2008, 01:12 AM
i;m gonna go watch tom and jerry! with a big glass of gin!

virtually dead
December 6, 2008, 01:18 AM
I got blooterd aqnd ended up snogging some girl :o

nugz
December 6, 2008, 01:21 AM
i bet it will be a "lager" :rolleyes:

i knew you were gonna say that!

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/5/52/150px-Yuengling_Lager.JPG

and you are correct! :D

ThisCharmingGirl
December 6, 2008, 01:28 AM
I'm not. I'm drinking a cup of milk with colacao :D

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 01:28 AM
i knew it.:D

i am drinking wine.i have a new found love for wine.:cool:

nugz
December 6, 2008, 01:35 AM
i knew it.:D

i am drinking wine.i have a new found love for wine.:cool:

oooh what kind?? and is it Yellowtail?? :p

Seasick
December 6, 2008, 01:35 AM
I wish I was. I wish a lot of stuff, but they never seem to happen. Oh well, I'll never learn.

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 01:38 AM
oooh what kind?? and is it Yellowtail?? :p

boone's farm.classy,very classy.:p

nugz
December 6, 2008, 01:39 AM
boone's farm.classy,very classy.:p

hahahhaa nice! i think thats a step BELOW yellowtail! *high five* :guitar:

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 01:42 AM
hahahhaa nice! i think thats a step BELOW yellowtail! *high five* :guitar:

it tastes like juice,i like it,i find the more pricier the wine, the more it tastes like actual wine and i don't like it.:p

j0wled
December 6, 2008, 02:22 AM
I was last night, I will be tonight. I imagine. I avoid posting on MS when drunk, I feel I'd get told off if I spouted bollocks, whereas some other messageboards are well-suited to it.

Onan the Barbarian
December 6, 2008, 03:46 AM
I'm never drunk. :(

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 07:18 AM
mission accomplished

VetTechOnFire
December 6, 2008, 07:31 AM
mission accomplished
I hope not on Boone's... That will give you a headache in the am....

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 07:32 AM
I hope not on Boone's... That will give you a headache in the am....

i am a pro.:p

well boones,then some whiskey,so tomorrow will be...hard.:p

VetTechOnFire
December 6, 2008, 07:33 AM
Did you take Milk Thistle????

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 07:38 AM
Did you take Milk Thistle????

i dont even know wha tthat is, but if it has anything do wit h actual milk,i cant

i am a vegan :)

VetTechOnFire
December 6, 2008, 07:40 AM
No it is an herb.... reduces hangover by coating your liver.... I would not have made it through my 20's without it

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 07:42 AM
No it is an herb.... reduces hangover by coating your liver.... I would not have made it through my 20's without it

meh, i drink some water, and sleep all the next day, that works too.:p

VetTechOnFire
December 6, 2008, 07:44 AM
meh, i drink some water, and sleep all the next day, that works too.:p
Get some sleep for me..... I seem to be having trouble sleeping:(

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 07:44 AM
Get some sleep for me..... I seem to be having trouble sleeping:(

i will,once i go to bed.:)

virtually dead
December 6, 2008, 09:14 AM
How's everyone's hangovers? :doh:
I feel awful and I woke up giggling, which funnily enough I did enough of last night because the cook in the gay bar i went to kept telling me 'stop laughing, your putting me off' when she was sticking her tougue in my mouth....

EPbabe
December 6, 2008, 09:15 AM
How's everyone's hangovers? :doh:
I feel awful and I woke up giggling, which funnily enough I did enough of last night because the cook in the gay bar i went to kept telling me 'stop laughing, your putting me off' when she was sticking her tougue in my mouth....

:eek: Now THIS sounds really surreal! :D

virtually dead
December 6, 2008, 09:18 AM
He he, um, yeah, got a bit too drunk and ended up in a doorway in Glasgow with a lesbian groping my arse and snogging me. We did start shouting about The Smiths at one point....
I don't usually um do these things, :o

EPbabe
December 6, 2008, 09:19 AM
He he, um, yeah, got a bit too drunk and ended up in a doorway in Glasgow with a lesbian groping my arse and snogging me. We did start shouting about The Smiths at one point....
I don't usually um do these things, :o


Honey, whatever rocks your boat. ;) Just make sure you stay safe.

virtually dead
December 6, 2008, 09:21 AM
Yeah, well, I was straight until....I can't really trace how this happened, great fun though.....she did look like a boy

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 09:22 AM
i a mstill going.:p

virtually dead
December 6, 2008, 09:27 AM
i a mstill going.:p

All hail :clap:

nugz
December 6, 2008, 09:58 AM
I just got in! I'm drunk now! its 5am where I am! :D

EPbabe
December 6, 2008, 10:08 AM
I just got in! I'm drunk now! its 5am where I am! :D

Good for you babes. :D

nugz
December 6, 2008, 10:09 AM
Good for you babes. :D

yes, yes it is :)

Theo
December 6, 2008, 10:14 AM
i dont even know wha tthat is, but if it has anything do wit h actual milk,i cant

i am a vegan :)

Is Boone's Farm vegan? Are you sure??

oye terence
December 6, 2008, 03:31 PM
Is Boone's Farm vegan? Are you sure??

it may or may not be, i took a gamble,if it is is not, then it is not.not something i drink very often and i drank about 3 times more whiskey than that.one tat i do know is vegan i have read contradicting things that wine.
i wont lose sleep over it.
but again, my deepest thanks your usefulness.

i will again go back to not replying to you, as i generally do not.

take care!

Kilt Uncle
December 6, 2008, 03:34 PM
He he, um, yeah, got a bit too drunk and ended up in a doorway in Glasgow with a lesbian groping my arse and snogging me. We did start shouting about The Smiths at one point....
I don't usually um do these things, :o

Holy shit.....:eek::horny:

Bad Girl...:)

Corrissey
December 7, 2008, 06:02 AM
http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq218/aliferzwife/Drinkingwine.gif

H and G.

High and goodbye.

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
December 7, 2008, 08:31 PM
I wish I was.....infact I think I just might get drunk :guitar:

the beast
December 7, 2008, 08:37 PM
I wish I was.....infact I think I just might get drunk :guitar:

ooooh i was yesterday kid. i nearly fell over the hoarding when benayoun scored:guitar:

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
December 7, 2008, 08:42 PM
ooooh i was yesterday kid. i nearly fell over the hoarding when benayoun scored:guitar:

haha I went a bit mental at that point myself ;) I feel like some whiskey or something :guitar:

half a person
December 7, 2008, 09:11 PM
I have had half a can of flat cider left over from last night... I am not drunk at all! :mad:

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
December 7, 2008, 09:15 PM
I have had half a can of flat cider left over from last night... I am not drunk at all! :mad:

well, that's not going to do it is it?!...But don't lace it with vodka like I did once :sick: :o

half a person
December 7, 2008, 09:17 PM
well, that's not going to do it is it?!...But don't lace it with vodka like I did once :sick: :o

I have vodka, but it's my mum's, and for some reason I'm not supposed to drink on school nights :rolleyes:

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
December 7, 2008, 09:20 PM
I have vodka, but it's my mum's, and for some reason I'm not supposed to drink on school nights :rolleyes:

that's good reasoning that ;) Going into registration smelling like a barmaid's apron and feeling rough is not advisable...not that I've done that or anything :rolleyes:

half a person
December 7, 2008, 09:28 PM
that's good reasoning that ;) Going into registration smelling like a barmaid's apron and feeling rough is not advisable...not that I've done that or anything :rolleyes:

It is an ambition of mine to go into school drunk :guitar:

They probably wouldn't notice, half my form are stoned all day and nobody mentions it...

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
December 7, 2008, 09:35 PM
It is an ambition of mine to go into school drunk :guitar:

They probably wouldn't notice, half my form are stoned all day and nobody mentions it...

I have once or twice, towards the end of the year maybe, not on some idle Monday though :rolleyes:
A lad in my class was once stoned in a French lesson, he found much comedy in almost everything the teacher said :D

half a person
December 7, 2008, 09:44 PM
I have once or twice, towards the end of the year maybe, not on some idle Monday though :rolleyes:
A lad in my class was once stoned in a French lesson, he found much comedy in almost everything the teacher said :D

The boy I sit next to in history is constantly stoned. He finds Hitler hilarious, he laughed for 15 minutes at a picture of Hitler digging a hole :p

Kilt Uncle
December 7, 2008, 09:46 PM
The boy I sit next to in history is constantly stoned. He finds Hitler hilarious, he laughed for 15 minutes at a picture of Hitler digging a hole :p

It's nice to hear that somebody got a laugh from the Nazis....:p

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
December 7, 2008, 09:48 PM
The boy I sit next to in history is constantly stoned. He finds Hitler hilarious, he laughed for 15 minutes at a picture of Hitler digging a hole :p

Hitler and the Third Reich isn't the most comedic of subjects, bet the teacher wasn't amused :p

yesitis
December 7, 2008, 10:08 PM
i once went to school absolutely fucking disigustingly stoned and we were ewatching that sally field movie, not without my daughter. i was pissing myself all thr way through. having watched it since, i feel really bad about that.

ps. i'm pretty drunk right now.

Corrissey
December 7, 2008, 10:09 PM
Too much wine last night. :o

Kilt Uncle
December 7, 2008, 10:10 PM
Too much wine last night. :o

You deserve it..:)

I have Vermouth...:)

Seasick
December 7, 2008, 10:53 PM
I've gotten into a bottle of Cabernet myself. Life becomes instantly better. :D

Kilt Uncle
December 7, 2008, 10:55 PM
I've gotten into a bottle of Cabernet myself. Life becomes instantly better. :D

It does. It's a shame it doesn't last forever..:)

nugz
December 7, 2008, 10:57 PM
I am currently waiting for my friend to pick me up. we're going to meet our other friend and get drunk. looking forward to it

Kilt Uncle
December 7, 2008, 10:59 PM
I am currently waiting for my friend to pick me up. we're going to meet our other friend and get drunk. looking forward to it

Not sure a solo VP should be behaving in such a way..:p

nugz
December 7, 2008, 11:00 PM
Not sure a solo VP should be behaving in such a way..:p

i dont ever remember making "stop drinking" one of my campaign promises :p

Kilt Uncle
December 7, 2008, 11:18 PM
i dont ever remember making "stop drinking" one of my campaign promises :p

Well, it's a dignity that goes with the office.

And you people ALWAYS break your promises once you get in...:p

Not that i'm bitter or anything...:mad::)

Corrissey
December 7, 2008, 11:28 PM
You deserve it..


Thanks, you're a great sponsor! :) :p

Party at the Museum last night... you couldn't bring your drinks inside the exhibits, you had to leave them on a table just outside of it. Twice our FULL drinks were gone when we came back out...so we learned to drink fast (chug :o) between/before entering each exhibit. :D *hic*

i dont ever remember making "stop drinking" one of my campaign promises :p

Would I have voted for you, then!? :rolleyes: :D

Have fun tonight! :guitar:

nugz
December 7, 2008, 11:30 PM
Would I have voted for you, then!? :rolleyes: :D

Have fun tonight! :guitar:

probably not! im sure drunks made up a big part of the demographic that voted for us. :guitar:

Corrissey
December 7, 2008, 11:31 PM
probably not! im sure drunks made up a big part of the demographic that voted for us. :guitar:

Power to the peeps!! Strength (and sauce) in numbers!!! :D

Kilt Uncle
December 7, 2008, 11:40 PM
[QUOTE=Corrissey;1029925]Thanks, you're a great sponsor! :) :p

Party at the Museum last night... you couldn't bring your drinks inside the exhibits, you had to leave them on a table just outside of it. Twice our FULL drinks were gone when we came back out...so we learned to drink fast (chug :o) between/before entering each exhibit. :D *hic*

it sounds like a lovely occasion. We Scots drink quickly because it was rumoured that someone got one spilled once...:p

j funk
December 8, 2008, 01:14 AM
I don't think I've ever read a good thread by a drunk person.

Not one where it's apparent from the first post, and definately not when they've informed you of the fact themselves.

Ben Budd
December 8, 2008, 01:19 AM
I've just been for a drink with a poster on this forum. Hope they can't read this...

yesitis
December 8, 2008, 01:41 AM
i just spent thne last hour or so talking on the phone to an ex who i had a very slopppy breakup wirth. i dodn't know what i';m thinking. now i've told her i'm gonna call her in ana hour or so. whoops.

PregnantForTheLastTime
December 8, 2008, 02:20 AM
Thanks, you're a great sponsor! :) :p

Party at the Museum last night... you couldn't bring your drinks inside the exhibits, you had to leave them on a table just outside of it. Twice our FULL drinks were gone when we came back out...so we learned to drink fast (chug :o) between/before entering each exhibit. :D *hic*


Corey, did you make out in the Polynesian Spirit Hut thingy? I would've. Maybe.

Theo
December 8, 2008, 04:58 AM
it may or may not be, i took a gamble,if it is is not, then it is not.not something i drink very often and i drank about 3 times more whiskey than that.one tat i do know is vegan i have read contradicting things that wine.
i wont lose sleep over it.
but again, my deepest thanks your usefulness.

i will again go back to not replying to you, as i generally do not.

take care!



I'm sorry. I just found it funny that you'd be hyping your very careful vegan ways in a thread where you'd just been talking about consuming a non-vegan drink.

yesitis
December 8, 2008, 06:34 AM
i just spent thne last hour or so talking on the phone to an ex who i had a very slopppy breakup wirth. i dodn't know what i';m thinking. now i've told her i'm gonna call her in ana hour or so. whoops.

taht second conversation was either the best or worst phonecall everr. but it's now 630 in the morning andd i'm crazy drunk.

Oh my god, it's Robby!
April 28, 2009, 08:31 PM
i was really drunk between 7:22 PM to 10:14 PM yesterday :eek:

nugz
April 28, 2009, 08:34 PM
i was really drunk between 7:22 PM to 10:14 PM yesterday :eek:

nah, really??

Oh my god, it's Robby!
April 28, 2009, 08:38 PM
nah, really??

yep, i looked back, i got a lot to delete but i am too lazy to right now too :o
&
i got a bus to catch in half an hour :cool:

troubleluvsme
April 28, 2009, 08:42 PM
yep, i looked back, i got a lot to delete but i am too lazy to right now too :o
&
i got a bus to catch in half an hour :cool:

It's going to be hard to delete because most of it has been quoted.

prue4ever
April 28, 2009, 08:43 PM
most of it has been quoted.

Multiple times.

nugz
April 28, 2009, 08:44 PM
yep, i looked back, i got a lot to delete but i am too lazy to right now too :o
&
i got a bus to catch in half an hour :cool:

i didnt think i needed to use a smiley for it to be obvious that i was being sarcastic with my question.

Oh my god, it's Robby!
April 28, 2009, 08:48 PM
i didnt think i needed to use a smiley for it to be obvious that i was being sarcastic with my question.

and my response was in part sarcastic as well, weird huh? :rolleyes:

nugz
April 28, 2009, 08:54 PM
and my response was in part sarcastic as well, weird huh? :rolleyes:

yeah really weird.

you can't make one post w/out using a smiley. can you?

Oh my god, it's Robby!
April 28, 2009, 08:55 PM
yeah really weird.

you can't make one post w/out using a smiley. can you?

Just for you, I will.

Scarlet Ibis
April 28, 2009, 09:37 PM
Sadly, I can't drink due to liver problems. It's a shame too because I'm a fabulous drunk person. It makes me an extrovert. Weird.

I make up for not being able to drink by taking Vicodin every so often. I should come on solo all hopped up (down?) on Vicodin one evening and slur my speech at everyone. :)

blue jag
April 28, 2009, 09:51 PM
Sadly, I can't drink due to liver problems. It's a shame too because I'm a fabulous drunk person. It makes me an extrovert. Weird.

I make up for not being able to drink by taking Vicodin every so often. I should come on solo all hopped up (down?) on Vicodin one evening and slur my speech at everyone. :)

Scarlet what is Vicodin? (I have given up drink, feel better for it) :)

shawnxvx
April 28, 2009, 09:55 PM
i'm just going to pretend to be drunk when i am on here.

and at moz shows. oh wait, i am not that much of an asshole.

Scarlet Ibis
April 28, 2009, 10:26 PM
Scarlet what is Vicodin? (I have given up drink, feel better for it) :)

It's a synthetic narcotic painkiller and it's GLORIOUS. Good thing I'm not an addictive person or I'd so be addicted to it. My doctor prescribed it to me for a pain disorder I have that comes and goes. I actually do only take it when I need it, but when I need it I fully enjoy it. :)

biru
April 28, 2009, 10:29 PM
i can't drink........

nowherefast944
April 28, 2009, 11:21 PM
i am surprised Nugzy didn't make this thread

Corrissey
April 28, 2009, 11:37 PM
i can drink

*sips*

nugz
April 28, 2009, 11:44 PM
i'm just going to pretend to be drunk when i am on here.

and at moz shows. oh wait, i am not that much of an asshole.

aw, but im not a drunk asshole at Moz shows, right?? :o
i am surprised Nugzy didn't make this thread

teehee :p

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 12:15 AM
aw, but im not a drunk asshole at Moz shows, right?? :o


teehee :p

She would of but she was too busy throwing down jaegerbombs...

nugz
April 29, 2009, 12:19 AM
She would of but she was too busy throwing down jaegerbombs...

http://media1.clipaday.com/embed/m_videos/thumbs/my_new_haricut_7uy4.jpg

"jaegerbombs, jaegerbombs, jaegerbombs...."

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 12:30 AM
http://media1.clipaday.com/embed/m_videos/thumbs/my_new_haricut_7uy4.jpg

"jaegerbombs, jaegerbombs, jaegerbombs...."

I thought you were throwing a picture in of me from that night until I realized that I do not look like a guido anymore.

nugz
April 29, 2009, 12:39 AM
I thought you were throwing a picture in of me from that night until I realized that I do not look like a guido anymore.

and you dont have hair, dumb dumb

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 12:42 AM
and you dont have hair, dumb dumb

Not since I have been shaving my head for a few years.

I forget what I have up on the internet.

If I had a facebook I would post an Old School folder.

nugz
April 29, 2009, 12:43 AM
Not since I have been shaving my head for a few years.

I forget what I have up on the internet.

If I had a facebook I would post an Old School folder.

that sounds like a great idea.

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 12:46 AM
that sounds like a great idea.

You should see my old lifeguard license. I look as if I am stricken with an incurable disease. When I had it taken I had the flu so my face is all sad and drawn out and I had shaved my head for some championship or something. I really look like I should be in a hospital ward in the photo I am looking at now.

Oh, and I found the pics from the one year I actually grew my hair out. Like ear, base of the skull level.

nugz
April 29, 2009, 12:55 AM
You should see my old lifeguard license. I look as if I am stricken with an incurable disease. When I had it taken I had the flu so my face is all sad and drawn out and I had shaved my head for some championship or something. I really look like I should be in a hospital ward in the photo I am looking at now.

Oh, and I found the pics from the one year I actually grew my hair out. Like ear, base of the skull level.

omg, i gotta seeee!!

teeth
April 29, 2009, 01:11 AM
Mr Smith Is A Troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reelaround
April 29, 2009, 01:21 AM
oh no......

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 01:35 AM
aw, but im not a drunk asshole at Moz shows, right?? :o


teehee :p

no you're just fine. i like having/hearing "did you see nugz last night" stories...:D

i'm sure the jerks i've seen dont even come around here. like the guy who's ribs had a meeting with my elbow in nyc. yeah that was me...what you gonna do!:cool:

nowherefast944
April 29, 2009, 01:39 AM
Mr Smith Is A Troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Smith went to washington

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 01:39 AM
I ate a salad and a sandwich today. I think I deserve a Landshark Lager to top it off.

nowherefast944
April 29, 2009, 01:39 AM
Mr Smith Is A Troll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ps. is that Jim Gray in your avatar?

nowherefast944
April 29, 2009, 01:40 AM
I ate a salad and a sandwich today. I think I deserve a Landshark Lager to top it off.

quality beer straight from margaritaville!

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 01:47 AM
quality beer straight from margaritaville!

I patiently await Sam Summer Ale to be released. I plan on filling the fridge with it. Oh wait did I just reveal my tag?

MindlessRuffian
April 29, 2009, 01:48 AM
absolutely not...it is illegal for me to drink. I am a law abiding citizen:p:rolleyes:

nugz
April 29, 2009, 01:49 AM
no you're just fine. i like having/hearing "did you see nugz last night" stories...:D

kewl :thumb:

teeth
April 29, 2009, 01:49 AM
ps. is that Jim Gray in your avatar?

It's just me....

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 01:50 AM
my tag is the sweetest

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 01:51 AM
It's just me....
where you get that haircut? its lookin hella good.

teeth
April 29, 2009, 01:52 AM
where you get that haircut? its lookin hella good.

My Mom cuts hair, She Rocks!!!!!!!!!!!

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 01:57 AM
absolutely not...it is illegal for me to drink. I am a law abiding citizen:p:rolleyes:

For realz?

Dayem....if we were facebook friends, we would probably be sending drinks to each other.

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 02:01 AM
For realz?

Dayem....if we were facebook friends, we would probably be sending drinks to each other.

If I was on facebook that is why I could not be friends with her if she were on facebook.

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 02:02 AM
i had some 40z on my mind when i woke up this mornin'
i was sick of fancy drinks from the bitches i'd been bonin'
wanted to get trashed, lay down and drink my stash
get up and make a quick dash then bat my fuckin' eyelash
at the big nasty bottle of the shit i drink
you may call me a ghetto freak but i won't even blink
don't even try to contain the 40z that i drain
i leave a malt liquor stain like a fucking freight train

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 02:04 AM
i had some 40z on my mind when i woke up this mornin'
i was sick of fancy drinks from the bitches i'd been bonin'
wanted to get trashed, lay down and drink my stash
get up and make a quick dash then bat my fuckin' eyelash
at the big nasty bottle of the shit i drink
you may call me a ghetto freak but i won't even blink
don't even try to contain the 40z that i drain
i leave a malt liquor stain like a fucking freight train

:eek::eek: What happened to the other Shawn?

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 02:05 AM
my tag is the sweetest

Surely I can guess which tag is yours.

nugz
April 29, 2009, 02:09 AM
:eek::eek: What happened to the other Shawn?

shhhh, i like this Shawn better.

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 02:09 AM
:eek::eek: What happened to the other Shawn?
sippin' on some 40z Like i learned in third grade
for me the drink was made and i won't ever trade

Surely I can guess which tag is yours.
clever!

oye terence
April 29, 2009, 02:13 AM
Who put the Shirley Temple tag? Those are good, haha.But, if you are male, do you ask for a Roy Rogers? Isn't that the rule? I do not know.

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 02:15 AM
Who put the Shirley Temple tag? Those are good, haha.But, if you are male, do you ask for a Roy Rogers? Isn't that the rule? I do not know.

I don't know the rulz.

I've never ordered a cocktail type drink that didn't contain alcohol.

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 02:17 AM
Who put the Shirley Temple tag? Those are good, haha.But, if you are male, do you ask for a Roy Rogers? Isn't that the rule? I do not know.
i ask for a shirley temple. isn't roy rogers a hamburger joint?

oye terence
April 29, 2009, 02:17 AM
I don't know the rulz.

I've never ordered a cocktail type drink that didn't contain alcohol.

I do not know either! Maybe Shawn knowz. He is a cool kid he has most of the answers in lyfe, yo.

oye terence
April 29, 2009, 02:18 AM
i ask for a shirley temple. isn't roy rogers a hamburger joint?

I do not know either! Maybe Shawn knowz. He is a cool kid he has most of the answers in lyfe, yo.

You have failed me! :tears:

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 02:20 AM
You have failed me! :tears:

what!? rulz...i dont need no stinkin rulz.

MindlessRuffian
April 29, 2009, 02:22 AM
For realz?

Dayem....if we were facebook friends, we would probably be sending drinks to each other.

Haha. Well, I actually don't drink. I have terrible anxiety and one of the triggers for my (worst) panic attacks is my fear of vomit. Crippling, really.

If we were facebook friends, I'd probably just think the sent drinks are pretty.

MindlessRuffian
April 29, 2009, 02:23 AM
If I was on facebook that is why I could not be friends with her if she were on facebook.

Me? Should I be offended?

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 02:23 AM
LOL My mom just IM'd me and told me "no rum drinks" when I cook this weekend.

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 02:24 AM
I do not know either! Maybe Shawn knowz. He is a cool kid he has most of the answers in lyfe, yo.

Shirley Temple is a ginger ale type drink

Roy Rogers is a cola type drink

trufax

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 02:25 AM
Shirley Temple is a ginger ale type drink

Roy Rogers is a cola type drink

trufax

i like an arnold palmer the best. trufax

MindlessRuffian
April 29, 2009, 02:25 AM
Roy Rogers is a cola type drink


And actually a very nice film star. My grandma watches his films all day...and listens to the Sons of the Pioneers all night when she obviously can't watch Roy Rogers.

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 02:27 AM
LOL My mom just IM'd me and told me "no rum drinks" when I cook this weekend.

wait.....wut???

No rum drinks? What's that all about?



And actually a very nice film star. My grandma watches his films all day...and listens to the Sons of the Pioneers all night when she obviously can't watch Roy Rogers.

When I was a kid, I used to watch the Roy Rogers & Dale Evans show.
That was a really long time ago, probably before your Mom was even born.

oye terence
April 29, 2009, 02:29 AM
Shirley Temple is a ginger ale type drink

Roy Rogers is a cola type drink

trufax

Thanks, you are wonderful!
this talk is making me thirsty, I shall have some lemonade.

i like an arnold palmer the best. trufax

or maybe this, that would hit the spot.

MindlessRuffian
April 29, 2009, 02:30 AM
When I was a kid, I used to watch the Roy Rogers & Dale Evans show.
That was a really long time ago, probably before your Mom was even born.

Great show. No lie. I'm a dork

My mom is 38. I don't know when that show was on.

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 02:41 AM
Great show. No lie. I'm a dork

My mom is 38. I don't know when that show was on.

I really am older than your Mom. :laughing:

MindlessRuffian
April 29, 2009, 02:45 AM
I really am older than your Mom. :laughing:

:(:(...she kinda had me young-ish.

...my dad is 45. That's a bit better?

PS You are much cooler than my mother as well, if that helps :p

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 02:51 AM
:(:(...she kinda had me young-ish.

...my dad is 45. That's a bit better?

PS You are much cooler than my mother as well, if that helps :p

Oh, I didn't mean that she was too young when you were born, or anything like that!!!

I was just making a "JAYZIZ, I'm old" comment.
Your Dad is older than me.
Thanks for the "cool" compliment. :)

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 02:54 AM
Your mom is five years older than I am. That is scary on multiple levels to me.

oye terence
April 29, 2009, 02:55 AM
Your mom is five years older than I am. That is scary on multiple levels to me.

Same here, haha.

prue4ever
April 29, 2009, 02:56 AM
Oh, I didn't mean that she was too young when you were born, or anything like that!!!

I was just making a "JAYZIZ, I'm old" comment.
Your Dad is older than me.
Thanks for the "cool" compliment. :)

Are you older than my mom? I think we've had this conversation before, but I don't remember. My mom's 42.

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 02:56 AM
Your mom is five years older than I am. That is scary on multiple levels to me.

Did you even read the part about me being older than her mom????

Get back to me when that happens to you. :lbf:

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 03:23 AM
Did you even read the part about me being older than her mom????

Get back to me when that happens to you. :lbf:


Think about what I do for a living and do the math... lol.

MindlessRuffian
April 29, 2009, 03:29 AM
Oh, I didn't mean that she was too young when you were born, or anything like that!!!

I was just making a "JAYZIZ, I'm old" comment.
Your Dad is older than me.
Thanks for the "cool" compliment. :)

Oh no I didn't think you did mean that that way. I just meant I didn't want you to think you were old...because you aren't haha.

You're welcome:). My mom is one of those "I think I'm cool. Anyone want alcohol or smokes? I can get em for you. Party, chill, whatev. Danielle fails because she's in college and doesn't party and get pregnant" moms. Thank god shes in Ohio:o

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 03:32 AM
Oh no I didn't think you did mean that that way. I just meant I didn't want you to think you were old...because you aren't haha.

You're welcome:). My mom is one of those "I think I'm cool. Anyone want alcohol or smokes? I can get em for you. Party, chill, whatev. Danielle fails because she's in college and doesn't party and get pregnant" moms. Thank god shes in Ohio:o

If I had to be responsible to a family do you know how much that would cut into my baseball attendance?

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 03:36 AM
Oh no I didn't think you did mean that that way. I just meant I didn't want you to think you were old...because you aren't haha.

You're welcome:). My mom is one of those "I think I'm cool. Anyone want alcohol or smokes? I can get em for you. Party, chill, whatev. Danielle fails because she's in college and doesn't party and get pregnant" moms. Thank god shes in Ohio:o

You've got a strong will and a good head on your shoulders...seriously.

If I had to be responsible to a family do you know how much that would cut into my baseball attendance?

Thank God, my kids seem to be on the "right path." Otherwise, parenting would really cut into my morrissey-solo time.

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 03:37 AM
If I had to be responsible to a family do you know how much that would cut into my baseball attendance?

baseball>kidz


and we know that i do not like baseball.

nugz
April 29, 2009, 03:37 AM
Thank God, my kids seem to be on the "right path." Otherwise, parenting would really cut into my morrissey-solo time.

i bet it would cut into your facebook time too, if you had a facebook.

Buzzetta
April 29, 2009, 03:38 AM
You've got a strong will and a good head on your shoulders...seriously.



Thank God, my kids seem to be on the "right path." Otherwise, parenting would really cut into my morrissey-solo time.

Nah - I am figuring I will start to settle down in the next year or so.

shawnxvx
April 29, 2009, 03:39 AM
i bet it would cut into your facebook time too, if you had a facebook.

nugz>facebook and kidz combined

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 03:42 AM
Nah - I am figuring I will start to settle down in the next year or so.

If you had a facebook, you could take the quiz and find out exactly when you will settle down.

troubleluvsme
April 29, 2009, 03:44 AM
i bet it would cut into your facebook time too, if you had a facebook.

Seriously!! At least they have facebook mobile.
That way I could sit in carpool line, meetings, conferences, and all that.

nugz
April 29, 2009, 03:44 AM
nugz>facebook and kidz combined

aw yayyyy
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k54/arienette82/heart.gif

MindlessRuffian
April 29, 2009, 03:47 AM
You've got a strong will and a good head on your shoulders...seriously.

Aww thanks:sweet:

Reelaround
May 2, 2009, 01:05 AM
time for a nap n4 work :sleeping:


sleep, perchance to dream you little s***

Oh my god, it's Robby!
May 2, 2009, 01:23 AM
sleep, perchance to dream you little s***

i could report you, but im not like that :straightface:
and ur welcome :p

Reelaround
May 2, 2009, 01:27 AM
i could report you, but im not like that :straightface:
and ur welcome :p

er, it's just something I don't understand about this site?

Why are the losers allowed to make up the stats?

Oh my god, it's Robby!
May 2, 2009, 01:35 AM
er, it's just something I don't understand about this site?

i do not need to make up anything, clearly with posts like:
Why not, you can always have NRiTHup yours
&
sleep, perchance to dream you little s***
you are bucking for at least "a timeout" :cool:
but hey, i am still rooting for you suspicious user ;)
since your being banned would mean buzzie wins :rolleyes:

Reelaround
May 2, 2009, 02:44 AM
i do not need to make up anything, clearly with posts like:

&

you are bucking for at least "a timeout" :cool:
but hey, i am still rooting for you suspicious user ;)
since your being banned would mean buzzie wins :rolleyes:

Is that how you see it little shite? Winners and losers?

You have a lot to learn little. And so have I, like I will ask you again- why did you request my friendship? or is that something you do automatic, just to appear the hostest with the mostest?

In terms of man boobs I can understand your need to find a friend

Cassius
May 2, 2009, 02:53 AM
i'm getting there.

Not Right in the Head
May 2, 2009, 02:59 AM
i'm getting there.

Underage drinking?!?

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
May 2, 2009, 03:00 AM
I'm completely blitzed, fish bowls are a great thing

troubleluvsme
May 2, 2009, 03:01 AM
i'm getting there.

Whatcha drinking?
Wait....I didn't think you drank :confused:

Cassius
May 2, 2009, 03:03 AM
Underage drinking?!?

eighteen to drink 21 to buy ;)

Whatcha drinking?
Wait....I didn't think you drank :confused:

i didn't but now i do occassionally. very occasionally. :)

Not Right in the Head
May 2, 2009, 03:05 AM
eighteen to drink 21 to buy ;)

Are you serious??? I didn't know that.

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
May 2, 2009, 03:05 AM
eighteen to drink 21 to buy ;)


Do you have be 21 to get into bars/nightclubs there?

Not Right in the Head
May 2, 2009, 03:07 AM
Do you have be 21 to get into bars/nightclubs there?

Depends on the bar. In general, though, yes.

Cassius
May 2, 2009, 03:07 AM
Are you serious??? I didn't know that.

Yeah and Lousiana is 18 to drink and buy.

Do you have be 21 to get into bars/nightclubs there?

No 18. :)

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
May 2, 2009, 03:08 AM
No 18. :)


Depends on the bar. In general, though, yes.
Ah thanks, I may now consider visiting America before I'm 21. Just go in and get other people to go the bar ;)

Cassius
May 2, 2009, 03:09 AM
Ah thanks, I may now consider visiting America before I'm 21. ;)

well you'll have to come to Texas so you should probably just stay there ;)

Not Right in the Head
May 2, 2009, 03:10 AM
well you'll have to come to Texas so you should probably just stay there ;)

Naw. Texas isn't all bad--I mean, some of the scenery is quite nice.

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
May 2, 2009, 03:11 AM
well you'll have to come to Texas so you should probably just stay there ;)

So that's not a rule for every state? :( Staying here now sounds like the better option :p

Cassius
May 2, 2009, 03:11 AM
Naw. Texas isn't all bad--I mean, some of the scenery is quite nice.

Well Houston is awesome but other places not so much

Not Right in the Head
May 2, 2009, 03:12 AM
So that's not a rule for every state? :( Staying here now sounds like the better option :p

They're all different.

I still get carded at the liquor store. I have grey hair, for chrissakes.

Reelaround
May 2, 2009, 03:14 AM
And I will consider never visiting you

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
May 2, 2009, 03:18 AM
They're all different.

I still get carded at the liquor store. I have grey hair, for chrissakes.

I get asked for ID quite a lot here. If you don't look 21 you get asked for ID, but you only have to prove you're 18, which makes total sense :confused: I'd have to check beforehand if I went to America, can't be going to a state with no love for us young alcoholics :lbf:

IDon'tOweYouAnything23
May 2, 2009, 03:19 AM
And I will consider never visiting you

Visiting me or America?

Cassius
May 2, 2009, 03:20 AM
And I will consider never visiting you

you'll never visit me? your loss i'm hot

oscillate wildly
May 2, 2009, 03:24 AM
you'll never visit me? your loss i'm hot

hay bb.

Cassius
May 2, 2009, 03:26 AM
hay bb.

haaaaaaaayyyyyyyy

shawnxvx
May 2, 2009, 04:50 AM
you'll never visit me? your loss i'm hot

oh snap

yesitis
May 2, 2009, 05:08 AM
i'm a little drunk. it's 6 am, a bad time to be drunk. or an AMAZING time to be drunk. i'm gonna go to the bar in a little while.