Hi. It's Amie. In case we ever have a domestic life together as husband and wife, I just wanted to let you know that we now have a pet canary. I would've checked with you first but something just told me to take him. Okay, I hope that works out in case you have cats or anything. Oh, and I have a dog that likes to get cats to run then chase them. That could be a problem if you do have cats. We can work that out after we have lots of sex to make up for lost time. Okay, thanks for listening. Love your music. :)

Sweetie, PLEASE try not to hurt Amie's feelings when you finally tell her about us.

How rude. You girls should say goodbye before you hang up! :rolleyes: :p

Sweetie, PLEASE try not to hurt Amie's feelings when you finally tell her about us.

hahaha <3

Sweetie, PLEASE try not to hurt Amie's feelings when you finally tell her about us.

I'm sure he'd let me down gently. You on the other hand, he'd just drop and most likely on your head since the damage has already been done. :p

Morrissey,

Please be sure to watch A Charlie Brown Christmas tonight at 8pm on ABC. (I think it's on ABC.) It'll make you cry, but in a nice way.

Morrissey, have you washed behind your ears or do I have to come over there and do it myself? *folds arms, looks stern*

i'm sure he'd let me down gently. You on the other hand, he'd just drop and most likely on your head since the damage has already been done. :p

hahahahaha :)

Dearest Morrissey,

Don't worry about turning 50. I made it to 50 and 51 is around the corner (February 16th to be exact, your record release day!). We both look marvelous!

Love you, ;)

Fran

Bread, Milk, Cheese, Coffee and Quavers.

Dear Moz,

I am sorry about the whole cab fare thing. I thought it would be enough. Also, if anyone finds your pants, rest assured, I'll be in touch.

Love,

J.T.

Dear Morrissey

some tips for next year ...

- Announce a tour in the conventional sense rather than the leaks to demand more interest in certain dates

- Dont reform the smiths, it would be shit and you would have to share the cash

- keep alain whyte on the payroll , he does a turn

- Get the finger out with the book , it would be a good read and would sell well

- Try and get Gene to reform the way you did with the NYDs

Have a nice christmas and new year , give your mum my love

Eat Drink and Be Merry

Cheers

Mr and Mrs VB

P.S Jen asks if you could limit the amout of gigs you do outside glasgow as we are slightly poor

Morrissey, in May 2009 I was wondering if you want to come to Bamburgh with me for the week? I have a spare bed (well that is if my bro doesn't come) If my bro does come then you can crash on the sofa. Oh, and make sure you bring some money for a stick of Northumberland rock!

Love PTxx.

whilst you're down there love...

Remember me? I told you what Frinky stood for. :)

Remember me? I told you what Frinky stood for. :)

Haha really?

Morrissey, I must apologise on Corrissey's behalf, you've probably not slept since. ;)

Haha really?

Morrissey, I must apologise on Corrissey's behalf, you've probably not slept since. ;)

Really. :)

On the contrary, I bet he's slept like a baby since (finally) knowing its meaning. :D

please release a picture of your penis. it could be like art...

please release a picture of your penis. it could be like art...

:eek: Great. Now he's not going to read this thread. :mad: ... :p

Please do not release a picture of your penis despite the fact it most definitely would be art, just don't. kthx.

hello Morrissey.

Morrissey,

if you don't bring Speedway back live, I'm going to punch you full in the face.

And get rid of that crap Latino guitarist, there's a bloke from Camden who lives in LA who's infinitely the player he is.

Also, can my band support you? Ta

Ben

Dearest Morrissey,

All I would ask of you is a warm look in your eyes, hold my hands, a big hug, and to say thank you, because in 1984 you saved my life. (I'd also like you to meet my Maine Coon Cat, Kit, because you would love her, she's beautiful and flirts with all men, and is an extrordinary feline.)

Love,

Colleen

Morrissey,

My hermit crabs need new salt water solution. I'm sure you can clear that up for me, bb. I like ZooMed brand.


With reluctant tolerance,

Bug.

Love,

Colleen

Everytime I see your name, I think about "Survivor". Why does my brain do this to me?? Why did I ever watch that show?! It's been 8 years, no?!

Anyway, it's time to bring back this thread! :D

Darling Morrissey :)

You have saved my life many a time with your beautiful lyrics.

All I need is one kiss and this will set me up for life...I will need a time machine however as I think it will be odd me kissing someone of the same age as my parents!!!! but I still love you!

Your Adoring soon to be lover :)

x

Darling Morrissey :)

You have saved my life many a time with your beautiful lyrics.

All I need is one kiss and this will set me up for life...I will need a time machine however as I think it will be odd me kissing someone of the same age as my parents!!!! but I still love you!

Your Adoring soon to be lover :)

x

:crazy::crazy::crazy:

:crazy::crazy::crazy:

hahaha!

I am crazy, yes

why is this anymore crazy than any other post?!

:guitar:

Morrissey,

I so regret not asking you for a hug when we met. I was so scared you'd reject me and I would turn to stone and crumble right there on the street. You could kill me so easily.

I cherish the memory of petting your wrist fur under your sleeve. My particular mental illness regarding all things You has turned that 10 seconds into a half hour long fantasy that soothes me when I'm stressed.

I'm sad that my portion of the tour is over. I already miss you terribly.

<3

ummm... isn't this just the frink with no pics?

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p203/xxxblankgnerationxxx/morrissey.png

here now it is the frink.

ummm... isn't this just the frink with no pics?

http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p203/xxxblankgnerationxxx/morrissey.png

here now it is the frink.

hahahaha.

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/freshloaf/files/2007/07/morrissey1_web.jpg

this is a good one.

hahahaha.

http://blogs.creativeloafing.com/freshloaf/files/2007/07/morrissey1_web.jpg

this is a good one.

I love this picture.



Dear Morrissey,

Would you ever share your box of Cheez-Its with me or would I have to get my own box? If the roles were reversed, I would certainly share my Cheez-Its with you. Cheez-Its are my favorite and I won't share them with just anyone.

Love and Cheez,
bysshe

1* Come to Portugal;
2* Turn immortal because I am VERY afraid of death;
3* Do not join The Smiths again, it'd be really weird... as much as I'd love seeing you if once in my life, some things are just meant to be in the past;
4* Please accept to sing with me when I'm a well known singer... please?

I'm done.

when you go to Portugal, Morrissey, take me with you :p

when you go to Portugal, Morrissey, take me with you :p

No, you go to his house, pick the man up, grab him tight and bring them over. Then we'll share some tea, ok?

No, you go to his house, pick the man up, grab him tight and bring them over. Then we'll share some tea, ok?

im on it :thumb:
what tea does he like?
my current fave is:
http://www.viladdia.com/gift-ideas/images/Yorkshire-gold.jpg
:thumb:

im on it :thumb:
what tea does he like?
my current fave is:
http://www.viladdia.com/gift-ideas/images/Yorkshire-gold.jpg
:thumb:

Hmmm, I have no idea, but bring some melissa and/or mint tea along, if you please!

Hmmm, I have no idea, but bring some melissa and/or mint tea along, if you please!

your wish is my command :bow:

Well?

http://www.hotshotperformer.com/images/whip_crack.jpg












*heheh, mods please don't merge this thread. Please. Not yet... C'mon! The drama would be lost if it were. Pwease.* :o ;)

EDIT: Dammit, you bastards! You MERGED IT!!!!!!! You could've at least put it in the oakland thread. LOL)

This message is not to Morrissey:

I hate when threads get fucking moved and as a consequence get fucking buried. It's passive-aggressive bullshit and it's not fair. :mad::mad::mad:

I genuinely wanted a new thread, is that so much to ask around here? It's not as if it were an exact duplicate. It was also a "explain Morrissey's cancellation" silly type of thread, too.

SO FUCKING STUPID, THIS MOVING THREADS SHIT. Whoever does it must get off on it. And I don't normally give an eff about this shit, but this is stupid.

Well?

http://www.hotshotperformer.com/images/whip_crack.jpg












*heheh, mods please don't merge this thread. Please. Not yet... C'mon! The drama would be lost if it were. Pwease.* :o ;)

EDIT: Dammit, you bastards! You MERGED IT!!!!!!! You could've at least put it in the oakland thread. LOL)

:lbf: I saw it anyway!:thumb:

I'm holding no grudge, Morrissey.
My mother remarked that you work very hard.

:lbf: I saw it anyway!:thumb:

I'm holding no grudge, Morrissey.
My mother remarked that you work very hard.

yay! thanks!

now quit sucking up to Morrissey. :p He's not coming to Oakland tonight, not even if you beg! heheheheh.