my next door neighbour is called brian.

The shop down the road sells Oreos which I think is amazing.

The toe before my big toe is not bigger than my big toe....

I'm listening to Smokey Robinson!:D

i need a costume based on a character from 'Alice In Wonderland' for saturday

i need a costume based on a character from 'Alice In Wonderland' for saturday

Which character?

I need new earphones.
The right earphone for my MP3 stopped working today, so i've been going around feeling like I'm deaf in one ear.

my daughters hamster has a yellow ladder!

Which character?
anyone i guess, im a big bald guy so whatever seems appropriate
i dont have any $ to spend on it either, i can get some though maybe :confused:

I like Morrissey.

my daughters hamster has a yellow ladder!

My stick insect has no interest in lettuce, despite my best efforts.

I welcome Death.

My stick insect has no interest in lettuce, despite my best efforts.

my lettuce (ian) has no interest in stick insects so im sure they will both be safe in each others company

1) An anagram of 'Schoolmaster" is "The Classroom".

2) Elephants can't jump.

3) I'm going to Ireland on Friday.

Peter

I welcome Death.

Is that trivial to you?

I ran out of bread earlier.

anyone i guess, im a big bald guy so whatever seems appropriate
i dont have any $ to spend on it either, i can get some though maybe :confused:

Mad Hatter!:D

My name is an anagram of lettuce.

1) An anagram of 'Schoolmaster" is "The Classroom".

2) Elephants can't jump.

3) I'm going to Ireland on Friday.

Peter

the 1st 2 facts are much too interestng for this thread.

my lettuce (ian) has no interest in stick insects so im sure they will both be safe in each others company

Thats a relief.
Do you happen to have a hedge that would like to throw bits of itself into a tank a few times a week, so I don't have to freeze cutting hedge during winter?

My name is an anagram of lettuce.

My name isn't an anagram of cucumber.

Mad Hatter!:D

i can do that maybe

My name isn't an anagram of cucumber.

My name is an anagram of A Catamarans Chord Loved Slyly Solo!:D

My name is an anagram of A Catamarans Chord Loved Slyly Solo!:D

yes, i noticed that earlier.

The toe before my big toe is not bigger than my big toe....

Neither is mine...
I can wiggle my toes independently of each other.

My name is an anagram of A Catamarans Chord Loved Slyly Solo!:D

You have an impressingly long name! :p

The screensaver on my phone is of when I caught my boy cat Smurf drinking out of the toilet :sick:

You have an impressingly long name! :p

The screensaver on my phone is of when I caught my boy cat Smurf drinking out of the toilet :sick:

You'd better believe it... :cool: (I realise that you're not talking to me. :p)

I think an anagram of my name is 'born on a jaunt'.

My cat likes to sit on my computer chair and will not come off easily.

The screensaver on my phone is of when I caught my boy cat Smurf drinking out of the toilet :sick:

You have a cat Smurf, is that some sort of hybrid? :rolleyes::)

You'd better believe it... :cool: (I realise that you're not talking to me. :p)

I think an anagram of my name is 'born on a jaunt'.

My cat likes to sit on my computer chair and will not come off easily.

My cat likes to lie on the mousemat!!! Hes a strange one :D

You have a cat Smurf, is that some sort of hybrid? :)

haha, no, unfortunately not...but I am now wanting to paint him blue :p
His sister is named Smidjj (used our families initials and added a letter to make that :cool: :p ). Then, we heard the little boy didn't have a home yet, so we got him too, and Smurf just seemed to go well with Smidjj :sweet:

our postman has a tattoo of a yorkshire rose on his leg.

I have a hedgehog called Brian that comes up the garden path some nights to talk to me.

Maggots can't sing.

The toe before my big toe is not bigger than my big toe....

I'm listening to Smokey Robinson!:D

See, I'm the opposite, my toe next to my big one is longer than the big one, I have mutant feet :D

I burnt my arm on an iron at work on Monday......

The lawn gets mowed today......

I accidentally took a dvd hire dvd back to the shop before my son
and I had watched it.............

I have very long fingers........

I chew gum continually........

I am now defrosting the fridge, which I have been attempting to do for months....... It is a disaster........

I've got a small scar on my head in the shape of mickey mouse, not a good look :cool:

i have two moles. i wish i meant the animal kind.

You'd better believe it... :cool: (I realise that you're not talking to me. :p)

I think an anagram of my name is 'born on a jaunt'.

My cat likes to sit on my computer chair and will not come off easily.

My cat does the same thing, plus he smooches the side of the speaker attached
to the monitor and now it has cat hair on it......

They stole me,
They gave me kicks ,
nearly they break me neck ,

And they took my mp3 ,
I senT a letter that maybe he never answers.
But the world haVE matters
more important :tears:

PJ Harvey only ate potatoes during the time she recorded Rid Of Me.

if i am bored, i like to count things in the room.

I can name all the World Series teams for the past 40 years.

I can name all the World Series teams for the past 40 years.

hmm, with or without use of your good friend wikipedia ?:p

and the baseball thread should be bumped, game one is tomorrow.

hmm, with or without use of your good friend wikipedia ?:p

and the baseball thread should be bumped, game one is tomorrow.

Without. Actually I can probably go back to 65. Unless the 64 Series was Pirates-Yankees? I know 63 was Dodgers-Yankees.

Without. Actually I can probably go back to 65. Unless the 64 Series was Pirates-Yankees? I know 63 was Dodgers-Yankees.

that is quite impressive.

1) An anagram of 'Schoolmaster" is "The Classroom".

2) Elephants can't jump.

3) I'm going to Ireland on Friday.

Peter

Horses can not vomit

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

Paul Newman's mother was Hungarian, his father was of Hungarian-Polish origin, born in the US.

I've got a small scar on my head in the shape of mickey mouse, not a good look :cool:

cuuute :sweet: :p

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

Really? Well, i learnt something today :)

Today is market day!! :guitar: :D

I collect lipsticks.

I collect lipsticks.

I used to collect trolls. not the internet variety but these ...

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/Trolls_Not_Smurfs.jpg

I think I had the one with purple hair from that pic :cool: :p

I like 'things' to arranged in groups 6 in number, or at least divisible by 6
& at the very least divisible by 3 if I have to choose between 2 and 3 :o



ps: its much better now actually, but the internet triggers it perhaps...

I like 'things' to arranged in groups 6 in number, or at least divisible by 6
& at the very least divisible by 3 if I have to choose between 2 and 3 :o



ps: its much better now actually, but the internet triggers it perhaps...

One more post and your post count will be divisible by 3. :cool:

I call my best friend 'Puppy'- because she is, she's like a little hyperactive puppy running around the place being adorable and yet...chaotic. :)

When I speak Italian I sound like Borat.

i laugh when tennis is on TV and people say SEMI , it cuts me up

theres a jumble sale at the old folks home down the road tomorrow .

When I speak Italian I sound like Borat.

When I speak French I sound like a choking parrot.

When I speak French I sound like a choking parrot.

When I speak French I sound like a psychopath.

Paul Newman's mother was Hungarian, his father was of Hungarian-Polish origin, born in the US.

I never knew that! I love Paul Newman, RIP.

More useless facts: My paternal Grandpa was Hungarian (on his dad's side) and Polish (on his mother's).

Also, I used to dream in Spanish. Except now I can barely read a paragraph due to lack of practice and brain degredation from old age and motherhood :o

I'm a 12th-generation American.

I never knew that! I love Paul Newman, RIP.

More useless facts: My paternal Grandpa was Hungarian (on his dad's side) and Polish (on his mother's).

Also, I used to dream in Spanish. Except now I can barely read a paragraph due to lack of practice and brain degredation from old age and motherhood :o

:eek: and :eek: at the first 2 facts!

And :guitar: at the third. You have be really good at a foreign language to dream in it.

My mother was born in Bahrain and her father is from Belarus. As if I don't tell people regularly enough on here. :rolleyes:

And :guitar: at the third. You have be really good at a foreign language to dream in it.

For a while I thought in German. Then I'd get stuck when I thought of something I didn't know in German. :D

My mother was born in Bahrain and her father is from Belarus. As if I don't tell people regularly enough on here. :rolleyes:
thats rad!

the actor who played Zack on Saved By The Bell speaks German.

& Tiffani Thiessen is best friends with Jennie Garth

thats rad!

Why thank you. :)

Another trivial fact:
My favourite book is The A-Z of Family Health. :D

It is impossible to lick your own elbow.



(and, yes I've tried :o)

I ate a packet of crisps instead of lunch.

I used to collect trolls. not the internet variety but these ...

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/Trolls_Not_Smurfs.jpg

I think I had the one with purple hair from that pic :cool: :p

I never had one of those! I guess I was too old when they came out but they're very cute. And purple is my favorite color. :)

My Mother's Irish.

im waiting for a chinese takeaway to be delivered whilst watching bananaman:)

i was going to go out on my vespa px this afternoon but decided its too cold and windy and looks like rain.

both my neighbours, either side that is, are gingers:eek:

I dried my hair but it is still wet.

i am the happiest and most content i have been in a long time

my karma is good

I'm convinced that my US History teacher is a vampire. :eek:

also my cat says hi.

There's a really awful band playing at my pub tonight. Come along!

When a dog vomits up rat poison, it looks kind of like pistachio pudding.

My weekly bus pass expires each Thursday.

Jukebox Jury

I'm convinced that my US History teacher is a vampire. :eek:

also my cat says hi.

hello kitteh

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/Principia_Mathematica_theorem_54-43.png/800px-Principia_Mathematica_theorem_54-43.png

we changed the bed round for the 1st time in 11 yrs , when we woke up this morning it felt like we was on holiday.

^ that is a weird feeling...

We just discovered our cat was outside all night. :eek: She's not an outside cat. At least she knows where home, I mean, FOOD, is.

hello kitteh
my kitty would say hi back, but she's currently sleeping.

and I just woke her up by petting her. woohoo!

My stick insect has laid 4 eggs, which I hope will survive into baby stick insects :sweet: :)

My nose cracks when I rub it, that's never good :(

My nose cracks when I rub it, that's never good :(

Poor thing, what's got your nose out of joint?

I have had 2 cans of cider and walking down the stairs is now difficult.

Poor thing, what's got your nose out of joint?

haha, good one ;) Your sympathy for my musical nose cartilage is too much to handle, if I'm being honest :rolleyes:

I have had 2 cans of cider and walking down the stairs is now difficult.

Lightweight! :p what cider is it?

haha, good one ;) Your sympathy for my musical nose cartilage is too much to handle, if I'm being honest :rolleyes:



Lightweight! :p what cider is it?

Strongbow... in my defence I am only 15 :p and I'm persevering! I'm only allowed 3, but I'm on my third! Everything's sort of cotton woolly, if you know what I mean. That's why walking down the stairs is difficult :o

my closest blood relative does not work at a Philadelphia Sears.

Strongbow... in my defence I am only 15 :p and I'm persevering! I'm only allowed 3, but I'm on my third! Everything's sort of cotton woolly, if you know what I mean. That's why walking down the stairs is difficult :o

15?! tut tut ( I used to drink at that age, but that's not the point :p)
I was on the strongbow on Saturday, it's tasty alright! The cotton wooly stage, means now is the time to say no to the strongbow :p
Oh and, be careful on the stairs!

15?! tut tut ( I used to drink at that age, but that's not the point :p)
I was on the strongbow on Saturday, it's tasty alright! The cotton wooly stage, means now is the time to say no to the strongbow :p
Oh and, be careful on the stairs!

I'm drinking very slowly now :p and I won't have to go downstairs now, so I should be alright.... hopefully. I've never had 3 cans of cider before (seriously), I had 6 bottles of beer on tuesday night, but not as quickly.

I'm drinking very slowly now :p and I won't have to go downstairs now, so I should be alright.... hopefully. I've never had 3 cans of cider before (seriously), I had 6 bottles of beer on tuesday night, but not as quickly.

6 bottles of beer is quite a lot at your age (sorry, for sounding a tad patronizing there :o). Drinking slowly, pacing yourself and all that is a good bet though ;) Cider might make you tired after a while as it does me, so you might have a good sleep! ;)

6 bottles of beer is quite a lot at your age (sorry, for sounding a tad patronizing there :o). Drinking slowly, pacing yourself and all that is a good bet though ;) Cider might make you tired after a while as it does me, so you might have a good sleep! ;)

It's OK, I'm quite proud of how un-drunk I was on tuesday (although, actually, ask virtually dead, I might have been more drunk than I remember :p) I feel alright, a little bit stare-at-the-walls though, if you know what I mean, (and I can't really type, I just keep correcting it).

It's OK, I'm quite proud of how un-drunk I was on tuesday (although, actually, ask virtually dead, I might have been more drunk than I remember :p) I feel alright, a little bit stare-at-the-walls though, if you know what I mean, (and I can't really type, I just keep correcting it).

When I'm in a bar or whatever and I've had a lot to drink yet, feel sober-ish,but then, I go outside and the air hits me and well, I'm lucky a bus doesn't aswell!
Aye, I know what you mean, have some food or something ;) Oh a-typing-whilst-drunk situation is never successful, I have before now, written essays for Uni drunk, bad idea.:o :p

When I'm in a bar or whatever and I've had a lot to drink yet, feel sober-ish,but then, I go outside and the air hits me and well, I'm lucky a bus doesn't aswell!
Aye, I know what you mean, have some food or something ;) Oh a-typing-whilst-drunk situation is never successful, I have before now, written essays for Uni drunk, bad idea.:o :p

Have written some stream of conciousness type poetry, fuck knows what that'll look like when I'm sober :rolleyes:

Have written some stream of conciousness type poetry, fuck knows what that'll look like when I'm sober :rolleyes:

Well, I don't know, but I'd definitely buy an anthology entitled 'poetry of the drunken' ;) :p
(I might even make my own contribution to it :o)

Well, I don't know, but I'd definitely buy an anthology entitled 'poetry of the drunken' ;) :p
(I might even make my own contribution to it :o)

Reading it back, it's not even poetry... now I would offer to show it to you, at the moment I'm quite proud of it, but I suspect it ain't as good as I think it is...

Reading it back, it's not even poetry... now I would offer to show it to you, at the moment I'm quite proud of it, but I suspect it ain't as good as I think it is...

Ahh come on! :p I bet it's good ;)

.....

Ahh I like it! my kind of poetry, I'm feeling depressed now, but that's a good thing I suppose ;) :p

Ahh I like it! my kind of poetry, I'm feeling depressed now, but that's a good thing I suppose ;) :p

Thank you, but I'm going to delete it then go to bed now, I think. I've put it on allpoetry... which might be a mistake, we'll see. Night night anyway xx

Thank you, but I'm going to delete it then go to bed now, I think. I've put it on allpoetry... which might be a mistake, we'll see. Night night anyway xx

Ahh ok, you could have left it, see what others think, but oh well! ;)
Good night, glad you've put the cider down now! :p ;)

my wife lost her purse for a while this evening but then found it under the ironing pile!

im not the man i used to be:rolleyes:

I have floaters in my eyes. They're really fucking annoying sometimes.

I haven't had any dinner, (again)
:(

Poundland had a half-price sale on a few years ago

im going to wapping on saturday:o

All of the spiders in the world weigh more than all of the human beings.

All of the spiders in the world weigh more than all of the human beings.

Just another reason to hate them. :sick:

I played "Herod" in the school Nativity play........

i like pork scratchings:)

i like pork scratchings:)

ewwww

ewwww

not for you?

i like pork scratchings:)

Wow, they are very popular in Hungary, especially the goose scratchings (libatöpörtyű). I ate them only once as a small child and ended up puking all night long, so no scratchings for me, thank you. :sick:

Wow, they are very popular in Hungary, especially the goose scratchings (libatöpörtyű). I ate them only once as a small child and ended up puking all night long, so no scratchings for me, thank you. :sick:

my friend in the gym is hungarian. his name is lazlo, not sure if he likes pork scratchings though:eek: he's a very nice fella indeed though;)

my friend in the gym is hungarian. his name is lazlo, not sure if he likes pork scratchings though:eek: he's a very nice fella indeed though;)

Lol, all Hungarian males of a certain age are called László. :p (Not really but it was a very popular name, 3 of my boyfriends were László. :rolleyes:)

Lol, all Hungarian males of a certain age are called László. :p (Not really but it was a very popular name, 3 of my boyfriends were László. :rolleyes:)

womam of many men?:eek: he is a top guy. he had a friend with him but he went to london:confused::mad: to seek pastures new. bollarge was how you pronounced his name,though the spelling probably wasn't that;)

womam of many men?:eek: he is a top guy. he had a friend with him but he went to london:confused::mad: to seek pastures new. bollarge was how you pronounced his name,though the spelling probably wasn't that;)

:D :D :D Balázs.

:D :D :D Balázs.


see i told you my pronounciation and spelling would be as wide apart as a hippo's yawn:o

see i told you my pronounciation and spelling would be as wide apart as a hippo's yawn:o

You couldn't possibly know and you made me smile (okay, laugh :o) so it's okay. ;)

You couldn't possibly know and you made me smile (okay, laugh :o) so it's okay. ;)


well, if i've made 1 person(you) laugh today, them i suppose im doin ok:cool: though ill probably piss more people off by the end of the day:p it is cold though:rolleyes:

well, if i've made 1 person(you) laugh today, them i suppose im doin ok:cool: though ill probably piss more people off by the end of the day:p it is cold though:rolleyes:

Is it still? What about the heating? :p

Is it still? What about the heating? :p

its baltic outside. inside its warm but my feet are nearly always like blocks of ice:tears:

its baltic outside. inside its warm but my feet are nearly always like blocks of ice:tears:

im a secret lemonade drinker, i was gonna give it up but its one of those nights.

im a secret lemonade drinker, i was gonna give it up but its one of those nights.

don't do it;)

When I'm nervous I comb my hair a lot.

At this present moment in time I can't feel my feet :mad:

Queen Elizabeth was annoyed by a red nose. Her attendants were accustomed to powder it every few minutes to keep it presentable.
So now you know. :)

Queen Elizabeth was annoyed by a red nose. Her attendants were accustomed to powder it every few minutes to keep it presentable.
So now you know. :)

She also used to pluck her eyelashes and use beetle's blood for lipstick :sick:

She also used to pluck her eyelashes and use beetle's blood for lipstick :sick:

Plucking eyelashes! Why on earth would you do that?!
Well maybe to distract from the smallpox scars, whatever the reason it's unecessary and ridiculously painful. :sick:

Plucking eyelashes! Why on earth would you do that?!
Well maybe to distract from the smallpox scars, whatever the reason it's unecessary and ridiculously painful. :sick:

She was leading the way in the beauty stakes I think :rolleyes: Maybe she had camel eyelashes, probably the most practical thing to do was to pluck them :D

She also used to pluck her eyelashes and use beetle's blood for lipstick :sick:

One of my bf's mothers used to pull her eyelashes out. It's a symptom of OCD.

One of my bf's mothers used to pull her eyelashes out. It's a symptom of OCD.

Oh, I saw that on a programme the other day, some woman couldn't help pulling her eyelashes out, same with people who pull their head hair out. I don't think ol' Lizzy was suffering with OCD though, must have thought she was being fashionable :p

we have broken 2 lots of hedge trimmers this year in our house, well actually in our garden.

There is a giraffe and zebra looking out of windows opposite the bus station in my town, thanks to the talented Julie Cope :)
(they gave me a hell of a shock the first time I saw them :D )

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/1096754757_8e1865036d.jpg

According to my local Paddy Power bookmaker, I live in Brom Vegas. Class! :guitar::rolleyes:

I'm going to bed without any sort of chemical aid for the first time since last wednesday. (By chemical aid I mean night nurse or alcohol... but not a weird cocktail of the two, I'm not that bad :p)

terminal velocity: how fast someone's body has to fall before you're guaranteed death from jumping off a building. you need at least 500 feet and 70 miles per hour in most cases :)

our dog is NOT scared of fireworks .

my next door neighbour is called brian.
My neighbours apear to have bought some caged birds :confused:

our dog is NOT scared of fireworks .
my cat is scared of them. She's all :eek: and :confused: and :tears:

I'm not allowed to go for a walk tonight in case someone throws a firework at me.

I'm not allowed to go for a walk tonight in case someone throws a firework at me.


what are you a dog?:eek: by that i take it your not an adult.

what are you a dog?:eek: by that i take it your not an adult.

I'm 15 :rolleyes:

I'm 15 :rolleyes:


15?:eek: ill tell you something about st helens. it's got the highest population of white english people(98.9) in the uk;)

I'm not allowed to go for a walk tonight in case someone throws a firework at me.

That's fair enough!:p I'm scared shitless of the children from where I live, they're psychos-no more than 7 too!:( I can't wait to move!

what are you a dog?:eek: by that i take it your not an adult.

She is the sort of person that evokes an uncontrolable urge to throw explosives.
It's a difficult position to hold and I admire her for it :)

She is the sort of person that evokes an uncontrolable urge to throw explosives.
It's a difficult position to hold and I admire her for it :)

:p:pevening glasgow;)

:p:pevening glasgow;)

I have a name you know, I shant tell you it, but I have one.
Good evening, Liverpool.

I have a name you know, I shant tell you it, but I have one.
Good evening, Liverpool.

your glasgow for now:p however i may re christen you yet:eek:

your glasgow for now:p however i may re christen you yet:eek:

Oh will you now, I've never been christened and I don't particularly fancy being christened by some strange scouser I don't particularly know, if it's all the same to you ;)

Oh will you now, I've never been christened and I don't particularly fancy being christened by some strange scouser I don't particularly know, if it's all the same to you ;)

maybe christened means something different than what i think it does :confused:

now for a fact about me:

its harder for me to not bite my nails when they taste salty to me
so now i am washing my hands after i bet them in case they taste good :o but perhaps thats worse :eek:

Oh will you now, I've never been christened and I don't particularly fancy being christened by some strange scouser I don't particularly know, if it's all the same to you ;)


that's me put firmly in my place:o

that's me put firmly in my place:o
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/nelson.gif

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/nelson.gif

:(:o:guitar:

She is the sort of person that evokes an uncontrolable urge to throw explosives.
It's a difficult position to hold and I admire her for it :)

Thank you dear, I'm very flattered :)

And I didn't mean to neglect you! You know i love you (in a totally non-oooer way of course.... ;))

15?:eek: ill tell you something about st helens. it's got the highest population of white english people(98.9) in the uk;)

I know, and Rainhill's the most christian. :guitar:

Thank you dear, I'm very flattered :)

And I didn't mean to neglect you! You know i love you (in a totally non-oooer way of course.... ;))
more british weirdness i just dont get :rolleyes:

My wine shipment came today :)

Art Garfunkel is 67 years old.

i was going to treat myself to a foot spa tonight but setting it up is a right kerfuffle.

I'm addicted to bountys

im going to have a pint of japanese lager when i get to london on wednesday:o

I'm addicted to bountys

not since they removed the cardboard strip have i touched one.

mutiny over the bounty , mars of slough youve really done it now!

not since they removed the cardboard strip have i touched one.

mutiny over the bounty , mars of slough youve really done it now!

I refuse to join the mutiny, I can't deny myself the coconuty goodness of a bounty or four.

i was going to treat myself to a foot spa tonight but setting it up is a right kerfuffle.

i loike your posts. :)

Worried about listeria? Have a beer!

I am thinking that certain person never love me but I do not sad , it was a terrible nightmare the last days

is as if you were speaking to wall , he does everything for to gratify me
and he makes mistaken everythings and only can hurt you :mad:

I'm getting a flu shot today.

Burrito Beach is catering lunch to our office.

Not related, but both are free :)

9 out of 10 times I have a headache after I workout. Not right after, a few hours later.

I'm off sick today. I overslept and I think I might have a chest infection :( so I'm drugged up on cough syrup and paracetamol.

I have not been able to sleep more then 4 hours at night for the past 10 months....

not since they removed the cardboard strip have i touched one.

mutiny over the bounty , mars of slough youve really done it now!

and since th fact they aint vegie anymore, and mars invests load of money in nasty unneccessary animal tests...
i HATE mars, (ehich is a shame because i used to quite like maltesers, but never again will i even eat one, not until they day they stop and promise never to invest in those horrible things again)

The bun warmers in the driver's seat of my car don't work anymore... :(
Overuse, perhaps? :p

Me and my aunt look startlingly similar. Our passport photos are scarily alike, it's the same expression as well. :eek:

Barça team listen to Coldplay on their trips in coach.

Barça team listen to Coldplay on their trips in coach.

:o:o;)

The bun warmers in the driver's seat of my car don't work anymore... :(
Overuse, perhaps? :p

Frequency or area? ;)

Frequency or area? ;)

same diff :p

When we bought the car, the bun warmers were in both seats. I didn't think much of it or care...but I quickly grew to love them. Especially in the dead of winter. It's great for back pain too, the heat was on the seat and halfway up the back.

I'm extremely bored.

same diff :p

When we bought the car, the bun warmers were in both seats. I didn't think much of it or care...but I quickly grew to love them. Especially in the dead of winter. It's great for back pain too, the heat was on the seat and halfway up the back.

it is great for cramps too....;)

I don't like wearing socks

I'm not able to eat more than one banana a day, because I'm scared I'll get potassium poisoning :o

Last night I cut my fringe/bangs too short and they look retarded. But, they ARE straight!

I don't like wearing socks

I always wear socks, especially to bed.

If we're not careful, this thread could get merged with the "Tell us something odd about yourself" thread. :p

In a horserace the favorite only wins about 30% of the time.

In a horserace the favorite only wins about 30% of the time.

Those are still pretty decent odds.

I am ill with an upset stomach. :(

I got my new drivers license today.

Not a bad picture. I look bored tho (it was early...and I was bored!) but my hair looks perfect. :D

I got my new drivers license today.

Not a bad picture. I look bored tho (it was early...and I was bored!) but my hair looks perfect. :D


That's all that matters! ;)

My missing stapler (with my name on it!) has magically returned to me. Thank you, office fairy.

I got a flu shot yesterday and I was very brave too, I didn't cry or faint.

I got a flu shot yesterday and I was very brave too, I didn't cry or faint.

whoopi do, look at you:p

What a joy to find this thread still alive! :)

I forgot my earrings today. I hate when that happens.

also

It is totally possible for me & my supervisor to ignore eachother for an entire work day. :rolleyes:

I think all of these uninteresting facts are much more interesting than interesting facts.

I think all of these uninteresting facts are much more interesting than interesting facts.

hmmmm....interesting to know ;)

If you whistle whilst chopping onions yo won't cry, because (apparantly) its physically impossible to whistle and cry at the same time...
I've tried it, it seems to work, but you need to be whistling before you make that first knife cut or else it'll just get ya anyway. :lbf:

If you whistle whilst chopping onions yo won't cry, because (apparantly) its physically impossible to whistle and cry at the same time...
I've tried it, it seems to work, but you need to be whistling before you make that first knife cut or else it'll just get ya anyway. :lbf:

Onions don't make me cry. Ever, really.

Onions don't make me cry. Ever, really.

come and swap jobs with me, when you have to do several kilos at once, theres always one or two that are KILLERS. :straightface:

Onions don't make me cry. Ever, really.

that is weird :confused: & speaking of onions
i love the taste of onions of but hate their texture :o
this means i use 'onion powder' a lot when i cook, but never onions, weird, i know :crazy:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/411116/cut_an_onion_without_crying/

That guy made way to much work of it.

come and swap jobs with me, when you have to do several kilos at once, theres always one or two that are KILLERS. :straightface: Probably so, but I use them nearly every day and it's rare that one gets me even a little. Maybe I'm just not allergic to it? My husband always tears up when he does onions.

That guy made way to much work of it.

Probably so, but I use them nearly every day and it's rare that one gets me even a little. Maybe I'm just not allergic to it? My husband always tears up when he does onions.

ooh you lucky thing, we have a mask which usually helps, (like a pair of swimming goggles).

robby, im like that with mushroom, i dont mind the flavour but i HATE the texture, way too much like animal flesh for me so i get all upset when i eat them... :crazy:

I just went to the chippy and my teacher was there

I am looking at a gun this very moment, it is on the right hand side of my laptop resting on my European history folder.

Love PTxx.

I just went to the chippy and my teacher was there

I am looking at a gun this very moment, it is on the right hand side of my laptop resting on my European history folder.

Love PTxx.

I hope it's a squirtgun. :eek: I thought handguns were completely banned in England?

I hope it's a squirtgun. :eek: I thought handguns were completely banned in England?

Oh they are banned...but we have our ways :guitar::thumb::blushing::squiffy::crazy::lbf: (sorry, I just wanted to use those new smilies)

Love PTxx.

Oh they are banned...but we have our ways :guitar::thumb::blushing::squiffy::crazy::lbf: (sorry, I just wanted to use those new smilies)

Love PTxx.

And posting about it on a public site is a REALLY CLEVER THING TO DO!
*Hands over dunce hat*

This week I've been staying in the same hotel as Hillary Clinton and co. :cool:

Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me.

If you include "Mr" in my name, my initials are an anagram of the initial letters of "November Spawned A Monster" and I was born in November.

Whether or not I am a monster is open for debate.

68% of statistics are made up.

My fingernails are too long. Must. Bite them. Soon. To active length.

Also, the spider that was up in the corner of my room last night is no longer there. :eek::tears: I hope I didn't eat him in my sleep. :( Supposedly, you unknowingly swallow an average of four live spiders in your sleep each year. :tears::tears:

My fingernails are too long. Must. Bite them. Soon. To active length.

Also, the spider that was up in the corner of my room last night is no longer there. :eek::tears: I hope I didn't eat him in my sleep. :( Supposedly, you unknowingly swallow an average of four live spiders in your sleep each year. :tears::tears:

I thought it was about 5 spiders over the course of your entire life? :eek:

I thought it was about 5 spiders over the course of your entire life? :eek:

:eek: 1 is too many :tears:

:eek: 1 is too many :tears:

Yes, it's enough to make me want to gaffatape my mouth shut every night. Maaaan, that really would hurt in the morning. :p

Elizabeth Berkley felt she had a strong connection to the character Nomi Malone in ShowGirls. She was so determined to get the part that she burst into Paul Verhoven's office while they were still casting for the film and declared, "I'M Nomi".