Is there a age when women (or men for that matter) are supposed to get broody. I have pangs of it (not to much thankfully) which freak the shit out of me. I had it today walking around a shop which had a cot section in it. I'm only 26!!:sick:

Is there a age when women (or men for that matter) are supposed to get broody. I have pangs of it (not to much thankfully) which freak the shit out of me. I had it today walking around a shop which had a cot section in it. I'm only 26!!:sick:


Ask Hellie who had her first child when she's 26. :p

Is there a age when women (or men for that matter) are supposed to get broody. I have pangs of it (not to much thankfully) which freak the shit out of me. I had it today walking around a shop which had a cot section in it. I'm only 26!!:sick:

I'm about to hit 25, and I already have dreams in which I'm pregnant :eek:

Ask Hellie who had her first child when she's 26. :p

damn is this the age? :D

dear God...:sick:

Is there a age when women (or men for that matter) are supposed to get broody. I have pangs of it (not to much thankfully) which freak the shit out of me. I had it today walking around a shop which had a cot section in it. I'm only 26!!:sick:

Some girls get broody younger nowadays, so think yourself lucky you're not 12 with 8 kids from 11 fathers...
I think 26 is a good age to have kids...I wouldn't have kids though....Can't stand them...:guitar:

I'm about to hit 25, and I already have dreams in which I'm pregnant :eek:

Me too and I feel totally happy with it. As I say - it scares the shit out of me. :tears:

Me too and I feel totally happy with it. As I say - it scares the shit out of me. :tears:

It scares me too :( It must be a biological thing, some women apparently don't ever get it.

It scares me too :( It must be a biological thing, some women apparently don't ever get it.

Thank God I don't have a man in my life at the moment. I dread to think what would be happening. I think I am single for a reason at the moment. :D

Thank God I don't have a man in my life at the moment. I dread to think what would be happening. I think I am single for a reason at the moment. :D

Me too! Silver lining :p

Scary to think I could get to a stage that things are so bad I use a doner...:D:rolleyes: Nah, would never happen. Unless like I've said before; I give Mr Morrissey 10 mins with a turkey baster (if he's feeling generous). His genes are GOOD and I wouldn't ask him for cash. :D:p

Scary to think I could get to a stage that things are so bad I use a doner...:D:rolleyes: Nah, would never happen. Unless like I've said before; I give Mr Morrissey 10 mins with a turkey baster (if he's feeling generous). His genes are GOOD and I wouldn't ask him for cash. :D:p

Well, for a couple of Chicken bakes i could help you out....:p

Well, for a couple of Chicken bakes i could help you out....:p
:D well I have no idea about your genes...or jeans for that matter :)

Well, for a couple of Chicken bakes i could help you out....:p

Note the 'his genes are GOOD'... :p

could you tell us about the dreams about getting pregnant:p

No, because in that kind of dreams I'm always with a girl :D

my dreams about getting 'up the duff' are always damn good...shhhhh

Is there a age when women (or men for that matter) are supposed to get broody. I have pangs of it (not to much thankfully) which freak the shit out of me. I had it today walking around a shop which had a cot section in it. I'm only 26!!:sick:

I have never felt broody and hope to never feel broody. The thought of my body sending out some conflicting signal to my mind is not cool.

:D well I have no idea about your genes...or jeans for that matter :)

My father was a Church of Scotland Minister, so there's a strong hint of Mental Illness in the family...:p And Chicken Bakes - talk about revealing your Working Class aspirations...:)

Note the 'his genes are GOOD'... :p

Am i thick not to get that?...:)

My father was a Church of Scotland Minister, so there's a strong hint of Mental Illness in the family...:p And Chicken Bakes - talk about revealing your Working Class aspirations...:)



Well I have both of them as well so...what a match! Poor kids :D

Whats your ethnic background...I have a notepad here, ticking it off as we speak :D:p

My father was a Church of Scotland Minister, so there's a strong hint of Mental Illness in the family...:p And Chicken Bakes - talk about revealing your Working Class aspirations...:)



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Perv runs in the family! :p

could you tell us about the dreams about getting pregnant:p

No, because in that kind of dreams I'm always with a girl :D

chica, that won't work

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I believe I may be broody on occasion, not sure though, i am at the moment maybe, i feel like crap and wanna go see james.:mad:

I believe I may be broody on occasion, not sure though, i am at the moment maybe, i feel like crap and wanna go see james.:mad:

are you & james serious about one another?

are you & james serious about one another?

haha

I should have stated the band James.

how are you , sir?

Well I have both of them as well so...what a match! Poor kids :D

Whats your ethnic background...I have a notepad here, ticking it off as we speak :D:p

White/Scottish, American Dad, Scottish Mother...:) I reckon the Bairns would have impeccable Comedic genes...:p

I do have Messianic Tendencies though...:)

haha

I should have stated the band James.

how are you , sir?

i knew that :p

i'm quite good, ta. just going for some tea & toast, then bed i think.

hope the crapness will subside soon.

goodnight, young man.

White/Scottish, American Dad, Scottish Mother...:) I reckon the Bairns would have impeccable Comedic genes...:p

I do have Messianic Tendencies though...:)

Excellent, the 'Messianic Tendencies' sounds like me too. The bairns would be unstoppable! :D

I love the Scottish; my granny is...on my dads side. But I hesitate to add where my grandad was from as everyone takes the piss :D:rolleyes:
Irish on my mothers side though...hurrah!

Excellent, the 'Messianic Tendencies' sounds like me too. The bairns would be unstoppable! :D

I love the Scottish; my granny is...on my dads side. But I hesitate to add where my grandad was from as everyone takes the piss :D:rolleyes:
Irish on my mothers side though...hurrah!

Well, there will be a pigeon arriving near you in a couple of hours...Just keep the Yoghurt Tub...:sweet:

You shouldn't have mentioned the speculation about where your Grandad is from. My mind is intrigued now...:p

Well, there will be a pigeon arriving near you in a couple of hours...Just keep the Yoghurt Tub...:sweet:

You shouldn't have mentioned the speculation about where your Grandad is from. My mind is intrigued now...:p

Wooo my turkey baster is lubed up....:p:D

Don't think about it too much, it's not exotic...then again...hmmm :D

Wooo my turkey baster is lubed up....:p:D

Don't think about it too much, it's not exotic...then again...hmmm :D

Am i a bad person for enjoying that Turkey Baster line?....:o

PM it to me then...:) What a tease you are...:p

Am i a bad person for enjoying that Turkey Baster line?....:o

PM it to me then...:) What a tease you are...:p

:D your easily pleased guv! I could come out with worse than that but this is a public place. :p
It's in the UK, but it's the country 'we don't speak of'. My dads side are dark though ish, something to do with the Spanish Armarda or something....so the internet tells me, probably all bollocks as per. :D

:D your easily pleased guv! I could come out with worse than that but this is a public place. :p
It's in the UK, but it's the country 'we don't speak of'. My dads side are dark though ish, something to do with the Spanish Armarda or something....so the internet tells me, probably all bollocks as per. :D

When you were brought up waiting for Barbara Windors knockers in Carry On Films, it tends to make you susceptible to that kind of line...:o

Is it Wales then? This is harder than University Challenge...:p If you are a Geordie Woman with a hint of brown, i may go slightly giddy...:)

When you were brought up waiting for Barbara Windors knockers in Carry On Films, it tends to make you susceptible to that kind of line...:o

Is it Wales then? This is harder than University Challenge...:p If you are a Geordie Woman with a hint of brown, i may go slightly giddy...:)

I was brought up waiting for Sid James' laugh! :D

Yeah you guessed. Thats the side of the fam history I used to get picked on about at school. :(
I'm not brown but my granda was and my dad is, I do tan very easily though. I hate saying anything about the south Wales side as it brings back memories (somethings were said to do with sheep I recall :D)

I was brought up waiting for Sid James' laugh! :D

Yeah you guessed. Thats the side of the fam history I used to get picked on about at school. :(
I'm not brown but my granda was and my dad is, I do tan very easily though. I hate saying anything about the south Wales side as it brings back memories (somethings were said to do with sheep I recall :D)

I don't think the Plots and Scripts are enough to keep you watching these things..:)

You got picked on for that? How lame is that? Little bastards...:mad:

And the Manics come from Blackwood in South Wales, so i have a certain fondness for that part of the world..:)

We use that line about Aberdonians up here...:) Anywhere remotely Rural will do.

Off to bed. Sleep well...:)

I don't think the Plots and Scripts are enough to keep you watching these things..:)

You got picked on for that? How lame is that? Little bastards...:mad:

And the Manics come from Blackwood in South Wales, so i have a certain fondness for that part of the world..:)

We use that line about Aberdonians up here...:) Anywhere remotely Rural will do.

Off to bed. Sleep well...:)

Wooly backs? Thats the name for rural folk down here...:D

Aww glad to hear someone likes that part of the world anyway! :sweet:
seems like everyone here HATES them...with a passion!

Night night Kilty. You too...:)

could you tell us about the dreams about getting pregnant:p

Ha ha....I'll tell you this....

it all starts with a good pair of Jeans....;)

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Is there a age when women (or men for that matter) are supposed to get broody. I have pangs of it (not to much thankfully) which freak the shit out of me. I had it today walking around a shop which had a cot section in it. I'm only 26!!:sick:

What exactly IS broody? I thought it was being sort of premenstrual or worrying about things. What it sounds like you have is anxiety disorder. Get to your doc and get some Xanax. It works wonders. I am 46 and I get worried and flustered about things sometimes but if I cool down and think rationally, I usually beat the problem. Ohhhhh, (smack myself) BROODY- BABY- I cannot have children and that is a big heartache. 26 is about right for that. Sorry, I forgot what broody meant! Brain fart! :D

You think too much about groups of half naked men....are they going to wash your car?


also some of those chaps look like they have over large heads...on their shoulders!

ha ha...it's just the first thing I could find when I typed "men and jeans." :)

I've never heard the word broody before, but now that I know what it means...yes, it happens sometimes. especially when I see that adorable baby on the E-trade commercials. I don't actually want one though. not for a long while.

p.s. I'm your age mozzette, so don't feel bad. haha

I keep reading the title of this thread as bloody em mess which makes me think of all sorts.

Im your age too Mozzette, and lately I have been thinking about the concept of having a child. I do not want one, possibly ever. But of late, I have imagined what it would actually be like to have baby, and raise it. I think its part of some existential crisis I feel is just over the horizon for me, if I do not get into graduate school.
I think to myself, "maybe I can lie to myself that I wont be wasting my life, if I have a baby..." this is of course mental! And I won't actually do it, but its there, in the back of my mind.

Im your age too Mozzette, and lately I have been thinking about the concept of having a child. I do not want one, possibly ever. But of late, I have imagined what it would actually be like to have baby, and raise it. I think its part of some existential crisis I feel is just over the horizon for me, if I do not get into graduate school.
I think to myself, "maybe I can lie to myself that I wont be wasting my life, if I have a baby..." this is of course mental! And I won't actually do it, but its there, in the back of my mind.

Jesus Christ, get out of my freakin head. I wasnt sure what it was, but I think you just figured out for me why I have those ridiculous thoughts when I see the E-trade baby commercials. ugh. also, when I think about it too long, then I start to realize that I wouldnt be able to drink or smoke for 9 months, and then after the baby's born if I kept it up I'd end up on Dr. Phil or something, so that always kills my baby urge right then and there.

Ha ha....I'll tell you this....

it all starts with a good pair of Jeans....;)

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I'll take that one, that one, that one, that one....:p:guitar:

I'll take that one, that one, that one, that one....:p:guitar:

I'm straight and I don't find any of them attractive :o

I'm straight and I don't find any of them attractive :o


Same here. :p

I'm straight and I don't find any of them attractive :o

Same here. :p

Same here.

Same here.


If you find those men attractive, your wife would worry about it. :p

If you find those men attractive, your wife would worry about it. :p

I doubt it. She'd see it as an opportunity for a threesome. Or a twosome, just not with me. :D

Eww, sixpacks :sick:

I'm straight and I don't find any of them attractive :o

I can have both and I've never found any male who looks like that attractive or ...hawt. Not for me. I prefer the pale, bookwormish types.

I'm straight and I don't find any of them attractive :o

Jesus Christ, get out of my freakin head. I wasnt sure what it was, but I think you just figured out for me why I have those ridiculous thoughts when I see the E-trade baby commercials. ugh. also, when I think about it too long, then I start to realize that I wouldnt be able to drink or smoke for 9 months, and then after the baby's born if I kept it up I'd end up on Dr. Phil or something, so that always kills my baby urge right then and there.

nugz! I HATE those damned E-Trade commercials. They freak me out. Like the baby walking on the ceiling in Trainspotting.

I'm your age mozzette, so don't feel bad. haha

We're both doomed to brood :D I'm going to get a sex change. :rolleyes:

Im your age too Mozzette, and lately I have been thinking about the concept of having a child. I do not want one, possibly ever. But of late, I have imagined what it would actually be like to have baby, and raise it.I think its part of some existential crisis I feel is just over the horizon for me, if I do not get into graduate school.
I think to myself, "maybe I can lie to myself that I wont be wasting my life, if I have a baby..." this is of course mental! And I won't actually do it, but its there, in the back of my mind.

You just wrote my thoughts exactly. At least we're not alone. Seems like everyone I know have been getting preggers lately and I keep telling myself that it's because they have no aspirations for themselves anymore. I understand that sounds harsh but where I live most people my age and younger have terrible menial jobs (if any), no qualifications and they get money for having kids. I would actually be better off with a few kids what with the housing benefits. Even though I don't cost as much to the government I'm looked upon as some kind of 'cat-lady' for NOT having any at this age. Can't really win!
Northern life ain't as romantic as Moz made out...not these days anyway.

Is there a age when women (or men for that matter) are supposed to get broody. I have pangs of it (not to much thankfully) which freak the shit out of me. I had it today walking around a shop which had a cot section in it. I'm only 26!!:sick:
husband, look away now, nothing here to see :D I dunno, I'm 27 and until recently, I wasn't that interested, even though I love children, because I work with 25 children aged 6 and 7 every day :rolleyes: I love them, but I love handing them back too! Recently though, my friends' have started reproducing at an alarming rate, and I'm not dead against the idea anymore. We'll see!

Never had the broody feeling so never had any kids. Simple as:)

Never had the broody feeling so never had any kids. Simple as:)
I felt like that. But, but...look at my ickle Godson! (no, I've not been asked yet, I've made myself Godmother :D ) http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2311/media11qr0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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I felt like that. But, but...look at my ickle Godson! (no, I've not been asked yet, I've made myself Godmother :D ) http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/2311/media11qr0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
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He's got an adorable babygrow. :D GOTH BABY! :cool:

All you chappettes who are in your mid-20s should stop complaining. I got intensely broody for a few weeks a few months ago when I was still 13! :eek:
That may or may not be related to living within 5 miles of a town with one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in western Europe. :D

He's got an adorable babygrow. :D GOTH BABY! (cool)

All you chappettes who are in your mid-20s should stop complaining. I got intensely broody for a few weeks a few months ago when I was still 13! :eek:
That may or may not be related to living within 5 miles of a town with one of the highest teenage pregnancy rates in western Europe. :D
I know! I'm making him a knitted hoodie and hat with skulls on this weekend *beams at photo*

husband, look away now, nothing here to see :D I dunno, I'm 27 and until recently, I wasn't that interested, even though I love children, because I work with 25 children aged 6 and 7 every day :rolleyes: I love them, but I love handing them back too! Recently though, my friends' have started reproducing at an alarming rate, and I'm not dead against the idea anymore. We'll see!


Yay!!!!!!!! :)

Yay!!!!!!!! :)
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I only said I'd think about it! And it'll be a way off, I think.

I know! I'm making him a knitted hoodie and hat with skulls on this weekend *beams at photo*

Awwwww. If you do have children, please dress them up as goths and give them goth names. :D

*Bright idea* Name them after the goth girls in Nanageddon! :guitar:

I would like children I suppose but definately not now, probably not even in ten years but one day yes.
I'd be a Noel Gallaghery parent, hate everyone elses children but love the bones of mine! :p

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I only said I'd think about it! And it'll be a way off, I think.


It's a big step forward.

I was so thrilled and happy when I got news that my sister was going to have a baby. :)

It's a big step forward.

I was so thrilled and happy when I got news that my sister was going to have a baby. :)
well, we'll see!

Awwwww. If you do have children, please dress them up as goths and give them goth names. :D

*Bright idea* Name them after the goth girls in Nanageddon! :guitar:
nah, they'll be little rockers! Not a bad idea on the names though (and better than my husband's suggestion for my poor little Godson :rolleyes: )

nah, they'll be little rockers! Not a bad idea on the names though (and better than my husband's suggestion for my poor little Godson :rolleyes: )


Did he suggest Crumper or something similar? :D

Did he suggest Crumper or something similar? :D
Fucking Frobisher :rolleyes: it's a step up from Bouncer, I suppose.

nah, they'll be little rockers! Not a bad idea on the names though (and better than my husband's suggestion for my poor little Godson :rolleyes: )

Obsidion Magpie McBovril! :)

Fucking Frobisher :rolleyes: it's a step up from Bouncer, I suppose.

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Yeah, HIM can call his bike Bouncer or Frobisher. :D

Yeah, HIM can call his bike Bouncer or Frobisher. :D

They sound like names for pit-bulls :o:eek:

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Yeah, HIM can call his bike Bouncer or Frobisher. :D
he's obsessed with Frobisher at the moment, dunno where he's got the name from!

They sound like names for pit-bulls :o:eek:
Frobisher is just ridiculous. He can't say it with a straight face!

Night all

Frobisher is just ridiculous. He can't say it with a straight face!

Night all


Congrats to your 17,000th! :eek:

Good night hattie xx :)

Bloody nora. This is my 2nd thread I made that I've not killed. I love you all. :guitar:

Congrats to your 17,000th! :eek:

Crap! She beat me to it! :o

husband, look away now, nothing here to see :D I dunno, I'm 27 and until recently, I wasn't that interested, even though I love children, because I work with 25 children aged 6 and 7 every day :rolleyes: I love them, but I love handing them back too! Recently though, my friends' have started reproducing at an alarming rate, and I'm not dead against the idea anymore. We'll see!

i anticipated just such an eventuality...

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Hi HIM, have you had a nice dinner? :)

Hi HIM, have you had a nice dinner? :)

hallo kewpie

i almost choked on it (see above). i had sausage rolls from the bakery with mash & carrots & a big glass of blackcurrant cordial.


(good work re. 'Crumper' ...*makes note*)


furthermore: Goobbye.

hallo kewpie

i almost choked on it (see above). i had sausage rolls from the bakery with mash & carrots & a big glass of blackcurrant cordial.


(good work re. 'Crumper' ...*makes note*)


furthermore: Goobbye.


Ahaha, I shouldn't mention Crumper. :p

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