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I am a Ghost
July 26, 2008, 07:02 PM
Probably not right to laugh, but I have pissed myself laughing several times already.

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Corrissey
July 26, 2008, 07:25 PM
That is just sad.

Uncleskinny
July 26, 2008, 07:29 PM
You've just made my Saturday night.

Fab.

Peter

I am a Ghost
July 26, 2008, 08:01 PM
No problem, Peter :)
I haven't got sick of watching this since I got it a couple of weeks ago in an e-mail.

nugz
July 26, 2008, 09:40 PM
I actually saw that one not too long ago. they actually fought in the bar too, where the midget lady worked. and it was a MIDGET BAR, no joke. anyway, they fought in there, then they moved it to the alley behind the bar, then the smaller one ran off. this was simply round 2. :p

I am a Ghost
July 26, 2008, 09:47 PM
Dammit, Nugz, I'd PAY to have seen the whole thing. I wonder if it's on YouTube. Hmmmmm.....

iamkali62
July 26, 2008, 09:48 PM
Probably not right to laugh, but I have pissed myself laughing several times already.

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Damn! I thought Jerry Springer went back to being a country western singer! They used to have, Midget Tossing a long time ago. I think it's mean.

chica
July 26, 2008, 09:49 PM
Will there be no midgets in the future? I assume every child at risk gets growth hormone treatment nowadays.

iamkali62
July 26, 2008, 09:55 PM
Will there be no midgets in the future? I assume every child at risk gets growth hormone treatment nowadays.

I hope so. Such a cruel thing to happen to a child.

chica
July 26, 2008, 09:59 PM
I hope so. Such a cruel thing to happen to a child.

It's a painful condition, imagine adult person's organs squeezed into a child's body...

iamkali62
July 26, 2008, 10:04 PM
It's a painful condition, imagine adult person's organs squeezed into a child's body...

Horrible. Do you know what the difference is between a dwarf and a midget? ( and no, this is a real question, not a joke.) That is so horrible. I didn't realize they had adult organs. I mean, I knew they are able to have children, but I didn't realize their organs were normal sized.

chica
July 26, 2008, 10:07 PM
Horrible. Do you know what the difference is between a dwarf and a midget? ( and no, this is a real question, not a joke.) That is so horrible. I didn't realize they had adult organs. I mean, I knew they are able to have children, but I didn't realize their organs were normal sized.

No, I have no idea, is there a difference? I know they're not very PC expressions, but I don't know what is, small people I guess...

iamkali62
July 26, 2008, 10:08 PM
No, I have no idea, is there a difference? I know they're not very PC expressions, but I don't know what is, small people I guess...

Yes, there is a physical difference- I think dwarves are shorter than midgets. I don't know. I feel sorry for both of them.

Amy
July 26, 2008, 10:19 PM
Yes, there is a physical difference- I think dwarves are shorter than midgets. I don't know. I feel sorry for both of them.

I think midgets' bodies are perfectly in proportion, and only their height is different; whereas dwarves usually have disproportionately small arms/legs/extremities in contrast with the rest of their body.


Edit: In relation to the clip; I think the smaller guy is the dwarf and the other is a midget. I wouldn't imagine the specifics to be massively important though, if I were a small person :(

Amy
July 26, 2008, 10:21 PM
I've just watched the clip, and I don't find it funny at all.

Kilt Uncle
July 26, 2008, 10:43 PM
I think midgets' bodies are perfectly in proportion, and only their height is different; whereas dwarves usually have disproportionately small arms/legs/extremities in contrast with the rest of their body.

I saw that episode of The Office too...:p


Edit: In relation to the clip; I think the smaller guy is the dwarf and the other is a midget. I wouldn't imagine the specifics to be massively important though, if I were a small person :(

I started laughing, but stopped. I couldn't really watch the end.

the judge
July 28, 2008, 09:59 AM
This one made me laugh
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I didn't even know the meaning of the word "midget" when I first watched it nor I realised she was very short.

Buzzetta
July 28, 2008, 10:09 AM
I remember this guy... he made me laugh- I have not seen him in awhile though so who knows what happened to him.

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I am a Ghost
July 28, 2008, 10:14 AM
"no longer available" :(

"Amy" was good , though.

Buzzetta
July 28, 2008, 10:17 AM
"no longer available" :(

"Amy" was good , though.

Here you go... sorry ... embedding was disabled on the other one.

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I am a Ghost
July 28, 2008, 10:33 AM
Excellent. Thank You, Buzzetta.

MunchyBrain
July 28, 2008, 11:17 AM
That little person has J LO's bottom!


Here are some other 'midgets' fighting:

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I love Ewoks so much. Them and the Wookies are basically the only things I like about Star Wars. I always thought there was a massive plot gap that would be perfectly filled by DARTH EWOK. :D