If Morrissey was an animal, which animal would he be?

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

Please include comparative images as evidence.
My money is on MEERKAT.
(PREDICTION: This is the GREATEST thread EVER)

http://i32.tinypic.com/289g11f.jpg
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http://i31.tinypic.com/309ohv8.jpg
http://i26.tinypic.com/1zqzker.jpg

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

http://i26.tinypic.com/15me3r6.jpg
http://i29.tinypic.com/35mduuh.jpg

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

Yes! It's true! Morrissey is SUCH a Meerkat.

[sol]

http://greenfield.fortunecity.com/maple/430/galah.jpghttp://compsoc.man.ac.uk/~moz/pictures/pink.png

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

http://greenfield.fortunecity.com/maple/430/galah.jpghttp://compsoc.man.ac.uk/~moz/pictures/pink.png

Thankyou Sol, but I can't see the first picture?
When we run out of animals to compare Moz to, please feel free to start comparing various other rock stars to animals, Eg, David Bowie, Keith Richards.
HINT: Julian Casablancas looks like an owl.

[Currer Bell]

He would be a Grranimal.

[sol]

Thankyou Sol, but I can't see the first picture?
When we run out of animals to compare Moz to, please feel free to start comparing various other rock stars to animals, Eg, David Bowie, Keith Richards.
HINT: Julian Casablancas looks like an owl.

:gun:http://meerkats.net/photos%20misc%20&%20close/close2.jpg

[mspendl828]

A Big Gay Bear, surely?

[dzhemini]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/Phasianus_Colchinus.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/b1s.jpg

:p

[neonmad]

http://wes.liberatedmatter.com/webimages/blogimages/morrissey02.jpg

http://www.aviancompanions.com/Red%20Tailed%20BlackSmall.jpg

...and they're smart, too...:D

[Dave]

these are all good.
I was going to say centipede because pf his poisonous claws/wit. "The bite of a typical centipede can be very painful for humans"
also, he's been around a while. "Centipedes have a fossil record dating back 420 million years"
he's sexually ambiguous or whatever. "Centipede mating does not involve copulation."
his actual diet is a matter of discussion "What centipedes actually eat is not well known because of their cryptic lifestyle and thorough mastication of food."

http://i30.tinypic.com/1571vys.jpg http://i26.tinypic.com/w8ryqd.jpg


Also, he is from the 80's.
http://i28.tinypic.com/30xbmgg.gif

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/Phasianus_Colchinus.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/b1s.jpg

:p

HA HA HA!! That is fucking HILARIOUS, thankyou so much!!
Once I was watching Moz performing "you're The One For Me Fatty" on stage, and I was thinking to myself, you know, he really does look a lot like an ostrich. (but in a nice way, of course). I will try to find the photgraphic proof of this one day.

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

http://wes.liberatedmatter.com/webimages/blogimages/morrissey02.jpg

http://www.aviancompanions.com/Red%20Tailed%20BlackSmall.jpg

...and they're smart, too...:D

HA HA!! Yes, I was thinking of that one today too, that is awesome. Very Moz like, and they are such lovely and talkative little creatures who are fond of biscuits, just like him.
And I'm sure Moz wouldn't mind having a COCKATOO, geddit?

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

these are all good.
I was going to say centipede because pf his poisonous claws/wit. "The bite of a typical centipede can be very painful for humans"
also, he's been around a while. "Centipedes have a fossil record dating back 420 million years"
he's sexually ambiguous or whatever. "Centipede mating does not involve copulation."
his actual diet is a matter of discussion "What centipedes actually eat is not well known because of their cryptic lifestyle and thorough mastication of food."

http://i30.tinypic.com/1571vys.jpg http://i26.tinypic.com/w8ryqd.jpg


Also, he is from the 80's.
http://i28.tinypic.com/30xbmgg.gif

YES, MOZ is a Centipede. You are the WINNAR of this thread. He DEFINITELY DEFINITELY is a cenitpede. It makes perfect sense.
Moz's mating rituals do not involve copulation either, usually it involves him and a hairdresser, as the hairdresser touches Moz's hair (and Moz reads a magazine), Moz's genetic material is transferred into the hairdresser's fingers via his scalp. The Hairdresser then becomes pregnant with Moz's genetic material, and five years later this hairdresser will yawn in a listless sort of way. This is how Moz reproduces.

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

A Big Gay Bear, surely?

Who is this chappie?? Is he a modern rock star? Am I out of the loop?
YUCKY, you bled all inside the sink. you poor thing.

[Sharron Needles]

http://www.rgj.com/blogs/calendar/uploaded_images/morrissey-796480.jpghttp://zettesworld.com/zooblog/081606%20flamingo%20083.jpg

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

http://www.rgj.com/blogs/calendar/uploaded_images/morrissey-796480.jpghttp://zettesworld.com/zooblog/081606%20flamingo%20083.jpg

Ho ho! Good one. I'm not sure why there is something flamingo, ostrich or emu-like about Moz. Also he looks a bit penguin-like at times. And sometimes he actually reminds me of a pterodactyl.

[MadameChaos]

A lion

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i207/charliechooch/lolmoz/lolmoz9.jpg

They look very similar in this pic at least.

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

A lion


They look very similar in this pic at least.

Ha Ha! So true! Look at his pouty lion face! If only they would do a new version of The Wizard Of Oz, with Moz as the lion, Steve Coogan as the tin woodman and Shaun Ryder as the scarecrow. Oh, and Lilly Allen as dorothy.
Greatest idea for a new movie ever, whose with me? Lets start a petition and get this thing made, Moz fans.

[Sharron Needles]

http://www.musicspectrum.org/uploaded_images/MorrisseyOnGrass-785551.jpghttp://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/wild-animals/ground-kangaroo.jpg

[Sharron Needles]

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/1115/ourfrank.gifhttp://www.danmex.org/Upload/Giant%20Panda.jpg

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Underground/1115/ourfrank.gifhttp://www.danmex.org/Upload/Giant%20Panda.jpg

HA HA HA HA HA!!!! That's a CLASSIC! That is so perfect. Thankyou.
It makes perfect sense cos they are both very fussy eaters with pretty bland diets.
If only the panda's two fluffy little ears met in the middle of his head and formed a quiff. Actually, the panda looks a bit like Robert Smith.
Maybe Moz and Smith could get on better if they were both pandas.

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

http://www.musicspectrum.org/uploaded_images/MorrisseyOnGrass-785551.jpghttp://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/wild-animals/ground-kangaroo.jpg

Oh man, I jsut saw this one! That one's even better!!! That's so great. Where do you find these perfectly Moz-like animals? Is there a website called "Animals That Look Like Morrissey"?

[MadameChaos]

Ha Ha! So true! Look at his pouty lion face! If only they would do a new version of The Wizard Of Oz, with Moz as the lion, Steve Coogan as the tin woodman and Shaun Ryder as the scarecrow. Oh, and Lilly Allen as dorothy.
Greatest idea for a new movie ever, whose with me? Lets start a petition and get this thing made, Moz fans.

I'll start writing it now

*scribble scribble scribble*

[Sharron Needles]

Oh man, I jsut saw this one! That one's even better!!! That's so great. Where do you find these perfectly Moz-like animals? Is there a website called "Animals That Look Like Morrissey"?

I just checked and that domain name has not yet been used. I see a business opportunity in your future!

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

I'll start writing it now

*scribble scribble scribble*

Yay! Get everyone in the Universe to sign it!

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

I just checked and that domain name has not yet been used. I see a business opportunity in your future!

Ha ha! Yes, it is the new website everybody needs. Although you seem to be doing fine without it.
If only there was some way to compare Moz to a daffodil.

[Sharron Needles]

If only there was some way to compare Moz to a daffodil.

You've lost me now. Are you implying that he is somehow like a delicate flower?

[bikubesong]

If Morrissey was an animal.... He probably wouldnt be insulted by this thread:p

[dzhemini]

Actually Morrissey was asked this question in an interview. His answer was "a cat". :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/0a1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/0a2s.jpg

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

Actually Morrissey was asked this question in an interview. His answer was "a cat". :p

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/0a1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/0a2s.jpg

HA HA HA! Yes of course, that makes perfect sense he would say that, it must be true. I love those pics, so purrfect. I love cats! they are my fav animals EVER.
Yes, Morrissey is a cat. He is a cat who owns a dog.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Moz is no common tabby, no matter how lovely they are. He's a bit more rarified than that.

In fact, here is a picture of Morrissey as a small boy:
http://www.lovemypet.com.au/images/0011head.gif

And here is Morrissey today, elder statesman of making really smart pop music and chasing bits of string in his spare time:
http://webpages.charter.net/lpepperman/Images/Blue1.jpg

[alma matters]

Definitely a cat.

Affectionate, but only when they want to be. Sleek, yet nimble and articulate. Sneaky and secretive. Intelligent. Very artistic.

[cornelius blaze]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o42/janelleredcarpet/Morrissey.jpg


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/sep17.jpg

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

Moz is no common tabby, no matter how lovely they are. He's a bit more rarified than that.

In fact, here is a picture of Morrissey as a small boy:
http://www.lovemypet.com.au/images/0011head.gif

And here is Morrissey today, elder statesman of making really smart pop music and chasing bits of string in his spare time:
http://webpages.charter.net/lpepperman/Images/Blue1.jpg

Ho ho! Oh, so cute! Are you a cat person too?

[gotconfusedkilledahorse]

http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o42/janelleredcarpet/Morrissey.jpg


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/sep17.jpg
BWAHAHA!!!
That's like that weird Reeves and Mortimer sketch, the Morrissey Media Monkey.

[fortbethel]

She'd b the wildman in my bed, I mean head *shrug*

[CrystalGeezer]

He's a dog.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2313/2340506829_ef81324ece.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2105/2340506893_248f8d0dc8_o.jpg

[Je Suis Julie]

I totally see him as a tabby.. They've got character.

Agreed. I learned from him (in an interview) that a true tabby has an "M" on his/her forehead (for Moz, of course!)

[dzhemini]

Agreed. I learned from him (in an interview) that a true tabby has an "M" on his/her forehead (for Moz, of course!)

aww which interview was that? :) I don't remember that one...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m2/h4.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/kittycopy.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

He's the goldfish in front of the truck.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2012/2341747396_c4552a950c_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2403/2341747240_82ed860089_o.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2374/2340997477_4b63689609.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3131/2340997237_9c7d1d57a1.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2106/2341831046_15c4e92329.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2342/2340997049_5d564ba746.jpg

Marr's the sofa. I bet you a dollar the sofa wouldn't mind being Marr.

[CrystalGeezer]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3092/2340997351_7750d98c51_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/2340997137_a5e1e3e1f7.jpg

[sol]

http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgfp1206+snoopy-is-joe-cool-charles-schulzs-peanuts-poster.jpg

http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/interviews/1999/times4.jpg

[dzhemini]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/f66h.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/f778l.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m4/k55.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/k56.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/m7s.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/m99.jpg

[MadameChaos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/f66h.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/f778l.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m4/k55.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/k56.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/m7s.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/m99.jpg

LOL very good

[mell]

HAHA everyone's pics are so good!

This is just me being silly. ;)
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/morrissey%202/roundhousenew.jpghttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/yogacat.jpg

[vAndreav]

HAHA everyone's pics are so good!

This is just me being silly. ;)
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/morrissey%202/roundhousenew.jpghttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/yogacat.jpg

HA! I LOVE this one!!

[Je Suis Julie]

aww which interview was that? :) I don't remember that one...


From "Happy Now?" (2006) by Andrew Male, on page 197 of "Morrissey in Conversation: The Essential Interviews":

Later, at the graveside of Keats in the Protestant cemetery, prior to the photo-shoot, Morrissey lingers over the gravestone inscription (relishing the line about 'the malicious power of his enemies') whilo a trio of benign feral cats, part of 300,000 gatti now protected by Rome city council as part of the city's 'bioheritage', pad contentedly around his feet. 'Do you know how to tell if it's a genuine tabby?' he whispers. 'They have an "M" marking on their forehead.'

After reading that I was overjoyed to find that 2 of our 3 cats have the "M" on their forehead! (The other is a Russian Blue. She's snooty, but I love her just the same). See? Being a Morrissey fan is educational too!

[Camilla]

Moz and cats. Two of my favorite things.:D

[Renia]

haha, my friend has a goldfish named after him. xD

but I must say, he'd either be a cockatiel, or a cat.

possibly a hermit crab cause hermit crabs are awesome! :D

[mell]

I think it's been established that he'd be a cat? :D :sweet:
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/Lille%201-19-08/lille1.jpghttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/blackcatpaw2.jpg

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/white.jpghttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/whitecat2.jpg

[miryam_moz85]

I think it's been established that he'd be a cat? :D :sweet:
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/Lille%201-19-08/lille1.jpghttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/blackcatpaw2.jpg

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/white.jpghttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/whitecat2.jpg

:eek:these are perferct..well done!!!;)
so now further on...

[sol]

http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/images/lesin9502.jpg

half photo moz.


[http://www.fondosgratis.com.mx/items/animales/gatos/1061_buenos-amigos/full/1/http://www.fondosgratis.com.mx/archivos/temp/1061/400_1181355473_buenosamigos-1024x768.jpg

[*EqualOpportunityHater*]

http://www.fondosgratis.com.mx/archivos/temp/1061/400_1181355473_buenosamigos-1024x768.jpg

......

Awwww.. too cute :tears:

[Paulc]

(PREDICTION: This is the GREATEST thread EVER)


I believe your prediction has been entirely vindicated. This is indeed the GREATEST thread EVER. Well done sir. I havent laughed this much in months. :D

[Scarlet Ibis]

Hahahaha!

Oh, I bet you anything that this is Morrissey's favorite thread EVARRRR. Well, after the frink thread, of course.

XD

These are all just wonderful. :)

[goinghome]

These are lovely.

Because it is said he can be a bit prickly sometimes, but underneath he is vulnerable, steady and adorable, voilá! -

[Dow Jones]

haha, my friend has a goldfish named after him. xD

but I must say, he'd either be a cockatiel, or a cat.

possibly a hermit crab cause hermit crabs are awesome! :DI have a hermit crab named Steven cos his shell kinda looks like a pomp and he's really shy. : D
Marc and David bully him a bit, poor dear.

[Renia]

I have a hermit crab named Steven cos his shell kinda looks like a pomp and he's really shy. : D
Marc and David bully him a bit, poor dear.

I actually want to get another hermit crab after talking about them last night. haha.

I'd defiently name him Moz.

Although, I also want to get another cat and name it Moz too. I dunno it just REALLY seems like a good name for a cat. Dunno if that's a good thing or a bad thing.

Perhaps the crab can be called Mozza and the cat can just be Moz. Eeehhh, I'll figure it out.

[dzhemini]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/cpik18-1sm.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/hermitcrab.jpg

:p

[Renia]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/cpik18-1sm.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/hermitcrab.jpg

:p
SEE? LOOKIT THE RESEMBLANCE, LOL.

and he likes rolling in sand. At least that's what I got from that video. that he likes to dress sharp and then roll around in sand. :D

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

This is quite possibly the best thread ever.

[mell]

http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/morrissey%202/eyes.jpghttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/cateyes.jpg

[neonmad]

Agreed. I learned from him (in an interview) that a true tabby has an "M" on his/her forehead (for Moz, of course!)

From "Happy Now?" (2006) by Andrew Male, on page 197 of "Morrissey in Conversation: The Essential Interviews":

Later, at the graveside of Keats in the Protestant cemetery, prior to the photo-shoot, Morrissey lingers over the gravestone inscription (relishing the line about 'the malicious power of his enemies') whilo a trio of benign feral cats, part of 300,000 gatti now protected by Rome city council as part of the city's 'bioheritage', pad contentedly around his feet. 'Do you know how to tell if it's a genuine tabby?' he whispers. 'They have an "M" marking on their forehead.'

After reading that I was overjoyed to find that 2 of our 3 cats have the "M" on their forehead! (The other is a Russian Blue. She's snooty, but I love her just the same). See? Being a Morrissey fan is educational too!

I took in a kitten a couple summers ago who was grey with an M on his head. I wanted to name him Desi after an alien in a book (because he truly looked like one), but felt compelled to give him an M name because of the marking. I did neither - so that his "permanent" caretaker could name him.
(I hope he's okay...:()

[keano_]

http://www.lionking.org/~sherekhn/grabs/khan090.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/0a1.jpg

can't find a better morrissey picture to compare it to! think it's a good un though!

[dzhemini]

Moz the Tabby Cat

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/zvi77y.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/letmein.jpg

[Corrissey]

What a feel-good thread, gang. It's purrrfect :p Morrissey is such a cat.

Could he be a "stray"? -well, he’s “got cat class and he’s got cat style”.

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e60/oneofyourbuddies/0815182644Stray20Cat20Head.jpg

[sol]

http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=2139
http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/details.php?image_id=2139


http://p.webshots.com/ProThumbs/35/41135_wallpaper280.jpghttp://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/data/media/113/mozimportancej-1.jpg

[dicartwright]

I've never done this before, but I'm just sending this thread back to the first page where it belongs... Please, keep them coming! :o

[Paris Hilton]

I have a dog named Morrissey. He never goes on the paper.

[Something against us]

He would be a fox, because he's devious, truculent, and unreliable.

[Vaudeville_Heroes]

^LOL

this thread is just too full of cuteness for me to handle
really funny, lovely stuff guys!

ps- he'd totally be a kitten

[dom]

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/gallery/2007/01/10/morrissey460.jpg

http://www.wsny.org/images/feb_uniq1.jpg

[dzhemini]

He would be a fox, because he's devious, truculent, and unreliable.

foxes are not devious, truculent, and unreliable :p
they are lovely creatures... :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/resized_Fennec_fox.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/stairs.jpg

[mell]

^^^ :D
Super cute!

[Not Right in the Head]

foxes are not devious, truculent, and unreliable :p
they are lovely creatures... :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/resized_Fennec_fox.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/stairs.jpg

Hahahaha!

[Well I Wonder]

When I read the title of this thread I thought it was going to be shit.

I'm after pissing myself laughing over the last few minutes!

Brilliant!

[Well I Wonder]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q176/psillery/morrissey-gig-1.jpg?t=1208442947

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q176/psillery/untitled.jpg?t=1208442990

[Je Suis Julie]

These are all so brilliant! Morrissey + Animals = Love

Frolicking in the water....
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1327/663783185_a6649e3f92.jpg?v=0
http://images.morrissey-solo.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/mozneed200dj8.jpg

[treygar]

the titles of the threads around here sometimes make me laugh to no end.

when i realize that some of you are serious it makes me scared to be alive with you crazies on this same planet.

[dzhemini]

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q176/psillery/morrissey-gig-1.jpg?t=1208442947

http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q176/psillery/untitled.jpg?t=1208442990

These are all so brilliant! Morrissey + Animals = Love

Frolicking in the water....
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1327/663783185_a6649e3f92.jpg?v=0
http://images.morrissey-solo.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/mozneed200dj8.jpg

lol very nice! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/s3.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/s4.jpg

[dzhemini]

foxes are not devious, truculent, and unreliable :p
they are lovely creatures... :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/resized_Fennec_fox.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/stairs.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/fox2.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m2/cbfrpw.jpg

[bogdana]

a python

[neonmad]

lol very nice! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/s3.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/s4.jpg
both so precious! (for different reasons, of course *ahem*)
the titles of the threads around here sometimes make me laugh to no end.
when i realize that some of you are serious it makes me scared to be alive with you crazies on this same planet.
Heavens! There are such scarier things than silliness...evil, for example.

[CrystalGeezer]

This is one of my favorite threads. So clever.

[StillillGal]

http://xs126.xs.to/xs126/08171/133539.jpg

I know the second one its like the best one ever :D
tnx

[Dow Jones]

HAH the second one. The resemblance is uncanny.

[dzhemini]

http://xs126.xs.to/xs126/08171/133539.jpg

I know the second one its like the best one ever :D
tnx

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/smilies/rofl.gif the second one is genius!

[King Leer]

Great to see this thread still going, but I can't believe nobody's done the obvious one yet -- the shot of Morrissey in Linder's "Morrissey Shot" book with the sunlight coming through slats making him look like a zebra (doesn't she even mention that in the "Importance of Being..."?). His quiff is especially equine in that shot, too.

I'm too lazy to put it together but I'm sure someone can get it up pronto.

[dicartwright]

http://xs126.xs.to/xs126/08171/133539.jpg

I know the second one its like the best one ever :D
tnx

Oh God the second one...
I feel so guilty :D

[dicartwright]

This is my first time, be gentle. And I don't have that many animal photos!
1http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A03.jpg
2http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A04.jpg
3http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A01.jpg
4http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A02.jpg

[dicartwright]

1http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A05.jpg
2http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A06.jpg
3http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A07.jpg
4http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A08.jpg

[dicartwright]

1http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A13.jpg
2http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A14.jpg
3http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A15.jpg
4http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/ace.jpg
5http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/dog09.jpg

[dicartwright]

1http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A09.jpg
2http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A10.jpg
3http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A11.jpg
4http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A12.jpg

[dzhemini]

:D:D:D !
I like these ones the most:


http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A03.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A01.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A07.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A14.jpg
http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A09.jpg

[Corrissey]

di, those are fantastic! Except for the tarantula...I can't compare Moz to those :( It's my biggest phobia :( I can barely even look at that pic :eek:

p.s. I like your siggy :D lol

[TheTraysea]

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/HalfCockedBoy/Other/int_oxikugMorrissey20Universal20-1.jpghttp://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/HalfCockedBoy/Other/allthat5-0216.jpg
http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/HalfCockedBoy/Other/boyracer.jpghttp://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/HalfCockedBoy/Other/GORILLAZ005-1.jpg

[dicartwright]

di, those are fantastic! Except for the tarantula...I can't compare Moz to those :( It's my biggest phobia :( I can barely even look at that pic :eek:

p.s. I like your siggy :D lol

I'm arachnophobic too! :D

But also masochist. :p

[Pac-Man]

Morrissey would be a skunk, very cute at first sight but a real stinker once you get to know him...

http://bp1.blogger.com/_vuWokj68EMo/R1QZkypkfDI/AAAAAAAAACk/TzHqj-SDFIU/s400/Skunk2.jpg

[iamkali62]

I'm sure people have responded with this one, but I think if M was an animal, he'd be some sort of elusive feline.

[iamkali62]

http://xs126.xs.to/xs126/08171/133539.jpg

I know the second one its like the best one ever :D
tnx

Those are ALL right on spot! Especially the second one!

[iamkali62]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3092/2340997351_7750d98c51_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2366/2340997137_a5e1e3e1f7.jpg

CrystalGeezer, I so love this photograph. In the future when all is well, I'd like to meet him and discuss our love for felines and books.

[iamkali62]

Moz is no common tabby, no matter how lovely they are. He's a bit more rarified than that.

In fact, here is a picture of Morrissey as a small boy:
http://www.lovemypet.com.au/images/0011head.gif

And here is Morrissey today, elder statesman of making really smart pop music and chasing bits of string in his spare time:
http://webpages.charter.net/lpepperman/Images/Blue1.jpg

HAHA, love the second cat!

[mozzia]

I love em all...I have to agree with cat or meerkat... because he is similar, but also cos them animals are my faves :sweet:
Also, could he not be a platypus. Not many people understand them. They are difficult to label. A bit weird. But they are fascinating. :)

Great to see this thread still going, but I can't believe nobody's done the obvious one yet -- the shot of Morrissey in Linder's "Morrissey Shot" book with the sunlight coming through slats making him look like a zebra (doesn't she even mention that in the "Importance of Being..."?). His quiff is especially equine in that shot, too.

I'm too lazy to put it together but I'm sure someone can get it up pronto.


Well, I'm bored, so here you are: :D

http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/zoo05/zebra.jpg http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/data/media/11/laze.jpg

[neonmad]

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/HalfCockedBoy/Other/boyracer.jpghttp://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh126/HalfCockedBoy/Other/GORILLAZ005-1.jpgdown to the blue eyes, even:p

I can't believe nobody's done the obvious one yet -- the shot of Morrissey in Linder's "Morrissey Shot" book with the sunlight coming through slats making him look like a zebra (doesn't she even mention that in the "Importance of Being..."?). His quiff is especially equine in that shot, too.

I'm too lazy to put it together but I'm sure someone can get it up pronto.:doh:


Well, I'm bored, so here you are:

http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/zoo05/zebra.jpg http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/data/media/11/laze.jpg

yes; also, they both buck you off when you try and ride them;)

[mozzia]

yes; also, they both buck you off when you try and ride them;)

I will remember that for future reference :D

[neonmad]

I will remember that for future reference :D

...speaking from observation, not experience - haven't had the pleasure/displeasure of that yet:p
(but someday:pray:)

[Sharron Needles]

I love em all...I have to agree with cat or meerkat... because he is similar, but also cos them animals are my faves :sweet:
Also, could he not be a platypus. Not many people understand them. They are difficult to label. A bit weird. But they are fascinating. :)




Well, I'm bored, so here you are: :D

http://www.maxwaugh.com/images/zoo05/zebra.jpg http://motorcycleaupairboy.com/gallery/data/media/11/laze.jpg
That is very good!

[dicartwright]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A018.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A017.jpg

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A016.jpg

[CrystalGeezer]

yes; also, they both buck you off when you try and ride them;)

Zebras were not designed to be pack animals. Their backs aren't strong enough hence the bucking. I'm just saying.

[dzhemini]

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A017.jpg


love this one! :D

[mell]

I'm bored, let's bring this thread back. C'mon people make me laugh!

Here's my cat Frida trying to give her best Moz face.
(eh, I know, I'm grasping at straws here. :o)
http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/august30th2006010-1.jpghttp://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m230/mell644207/misc/viva_hate.jpg

[dzhemini]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/dds-500.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m2/ddd3-500.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/abs500.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m5/ab1s480.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/aas580.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/aa1460.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/gg550.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/gg2550a.jpg

[mell]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/aas580.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m3/aa1460.jpg
ooh those are ALL so good and I especially like this one. Such cute wrinkled foreheads!

[CrystalGeezer]

Bravo dzhemini, those are all awesome.

[dicartwright]

[QUOTE=dzhemini;867068]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/gg550.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/gg2550a.jpg
They're all very accurate, but this one's specially special. Love it.

[viva_M]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/f66h.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/f778l.jpg



1http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f9/dicartwright/My%20icons%20and%20more/Sources/A09.jpg


wowowow.

[MadameChaos]

Definately a kitty.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i207/charliechooch/lolmoz/lolmoz-1.jpg

[Dow Jones]

Does a dragon count as an animal? If so, his torso is totally a dragon. A dragon face at least. Whatever.

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/7784/bug2if5.gif

[mell]

^^ omg that is so funny. Now I'll never look at his nipples and chest hair the same again. :p

[dzhemini]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/lxxcv1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m4/lxxcv2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/cc.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m2/cc2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/red.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m4/red2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/qsswq550.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/qsswq1595.jpg

Sorry about the last one, I just couldn't resist.

[Not Right in the Head]

Someone should make a Web page out of this thread. It'd be the next big Internet meme.

[Je Suis Julie]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/lxxcv1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m4/lxxcv2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/cc.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m2/cc2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/red.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m4/red2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/qsswq550.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/qsswq1595.jpg

Sorry about the last one, I just couldn't resist.

OMG, these are all perfect!

[MadameChaos]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/lxxcv1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m4/lxxcv2.jpg
Sorry about the last one, I just couldn't resist.
WTF?

Forgive me but I just don't get a few of the pictures in this photoshoot.

What's with the rolling around on the floor and crouching on tables phase?

[Riah Shusher]

A meerkat, obviously.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2975/meerkatko0.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2975/meerkatko0.jpg

I dunno; I see a resemblance to a Frontosa cichlid there.

http://www.wetpetz.com/images/cichlids/frontosa04.jpg

[viva_M]

A meerkat, obviously.

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2975/meerkatko0.jpg

http://www.we-love-dogz.com/siberian-husky.jpg

WTF?

Forgive me but I just don't get a few of the pictures in this photoshoot.

What's with the rolling around on the floor and crouching on tables phase?

well he rolls on the floor all the time...

[this_tired_heart]

an intelligent, cat-loving vegetarian?
http://foreverill.com/gallery/data/media/112/osca.jpghttp://www.myhero.com/images/guest/g22506/hero21390/g22506_u20090_koko_pix_reading_book.jpg

http://foreverill.com/gallery/data/media/56/mimsign.jpghttp://www.myhero.com/images/guest/g22506/hero21390/g22506_u20092_koko_pix_koko_smoky.jpg

http://foreverill.com/gallery/data/media/56/kittycat.jpghttp://www.wikinfo.org/upload/5/56/KokoKitten.jpg

[Dave]

http://www.we-love-dogz.com/siberian-husky.jpg



well he rolls on the floor all the time...

nice dog. :p I can't really imagine Morrissey in the snow though. ;)

[viva_M]

nice dog. :p I can't really imagine Morrissey in the snow though. ;)

:) but isnt he in the snow on the photo?


i think he only looks like a meerkat when quiffless by the way

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/9226/moz3xp2.jpghttp://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8589/142542936e951a71832hk7.jpg

[Je Suis Julie]

http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/9226/moz3xp2.jpghttp://img514.imageshack.us/img514/8589/142542936e951a71832hk7.jpg

Meerkat Love!

an intelligent, cat-loving vegetarian?
http://foreverill.com/gallery/data/media/112/osca.jpghttp://www.myhero.com/images/guest/g22506/hero21390/g22506_u20090_koko_pix_reading_book.jpg

http://foreverill.com/gallery/data/media/56/mimsign.jpghttp://www.myhero.com/images/guest/g22506/hero21390/g22506_u20092_koko_pix_koko_smoky.jpg

http://foreverill.com/gallery/data/media/56/kittycat.jpghttp://www.wikinfo.org/upload/5/56/KokoKitten.jpg

Just Brilliant!

[this_tired_heart]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2205/2512696101_706051947a_o.jpg

[dzhemini]

stolen from the frink thread :)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/pandabear01/Morrissey2/Israel16.gifhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v210/pandabear01/TiggerEyebrows.gif

[Corrissey]

^ T-I-double-Grrr :) I knew Moz's brows made me think of something... thanks for the help ;) lol

Nice work, everyone. This is a great thread! :cool: :guitar:

[dicartwright]

I'm sorry, I know this shouldn't be done, but I wanna prevent this thread from going into archive... I'll try to come up with something soon!

[Kewpie]

This thread was posted by a troll, no need for bumping. :(

I'd rather get rid of this, someone will start another one.

[dicartwright]

This thread was posted by a troll, no need for bumping. :(

I'd rather get rid of this, someone will start another one.

Kewpie, excuse my ignorance, I've seen the troll word but I'm not too familiar with it. I take it it's a non-welcome member.
However, I thinkit's a damn good thread and losing all the photos posted here would be sad.
Am I missing something? I mean, maybe it was started by a troll but a lot of non-trolls posted after.

[Kewpie]

Yes, 95% is posted by non-troll people, but keeping this makes the troll proud. :(

[Not Right in the Head]

Yes, 95% is posted by non-troll people, but keeping this makes the troll proud. :(

Who cares? This isn't thread-of-the-year material, I don't know what is.

[Stoner Kebab]

sponge bob in a rambo suit.
he's hot!

[dicartwright]

I must be really lost. I don't see how it matters how proud a troll is (he's probably not even watching anymore) if a lot of people enjoy a thread.
I vote for keeping it alive.

[Corrissey]

I must be really lost. I don't see how it matters how proud a troll is (he's probably not even watching anymore) if a lot of people enjoy a thread.
I vote for keeping it alive.

Seconded!!

I wouldn't have even known it was started by a troll if Kewpie hadn't said anything. Not that I care either way. A troll started it, but it's been a good thread. I'm not sure how 'he wins' by having a thread continue that was harmless to begin with? :confused:

Back to topic, 'knowing' him and having/knowing cats, Morrissey is definitely a cat.

http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/madathena/MORRISSEY-2.jpg

[Morrisseyfan08]

Mighty Joe Young???

[vicarinatutugal]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/lxxcv1.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m4/lxxcv2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/cc.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m2/cc2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/red.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m4/red2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/album1/qsswq550.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/dzhemini/m7/qsswq1595.jpg

Sorry about the last one, I just couldn't resist.


ok I am not really a fan on this thread but these are very very funny and clever.

[mozzia]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/attachment.jpg

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/panda-mom-cub-lg.jpg

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/060713_meerkat_01widec.jpg

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/Cotton_Eared_Marmoset_Baby.jpg

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/chimpanzee_with_baby.jpg

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/KoalaBear_crop_50.jpg

[mozzia]

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/moz-1.jpg

http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh289/mozzia/invisible-violin.jpg