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chica
January 20, 2008, 05:07 PM
Somebody start it, please! :p

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4227&special=1999
bogdana
January 20, 2008, 05:08 PM
Somebody start it, please! :p

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4227&special=1999

i think you just did!:D
chica
January 20, 2008, 05:08 PM
Ya think??? :eek:
bogdana
January 20, 2008, 05:14 PM
Ya think??? :eek:

I do! Now I feel the need to find a favorite.

Son, you've made a mockery of Taco Night. (http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/son_youve_made_a_mockery_of)
chica
January 20, 2008, 09:54 PM
^he must have been a Zapatista (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=754158&postcount=43), then :p
vicarinatutugal
January 21, 2008, 03:49 PM
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q63/BlowMyXIII/Page_1_2-2.jpg
bogdana
January 23, 2008, 02:01 PM
i love the use of the photo out of context. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/3_2_million_unemployed_americans
Not Right in the Head
January 23, 2008, 03:27 PM
i love the use of the photo out of context. http://www.theonion.com/content/news/3_2_million_unemployed_americans

I like the doc's job application.
chica
June 8, 2008, 03:45 PM
Wii Video Games Blamed For Rise In Effeminate Violence
(http://www.theonion.com/content/news/wii_video_games_blamed_for_rise_in?utm_source=onio n_rss_daily)

WASHINGTON—Concerned parents are again blasting the Nintendo Wii for an incident of effeminate violence following a 13-year-old boy's limp-wristed attack on three of his classmates at a Cleveland-area middle school Tuesday.

The incident—the sixth of its kind in as many months—has left parents searching for answers and struggling to comprehend the dainty assault, which left the necks of two sweaters severely stretched out and countless fingers stubbed.

Wii's critics claim that the sissified games use disturbing pastel imagery, graphic representations of adorable characters, and disorienting kaleidoscopes of color to prey on children's basest flaming instincts.
thewarroom
June 8, 2008, 03:54 PM
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q63/BlowMyXIII/Page_1_2-2.jpg

:D:D:D

They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…
chica
June 8, 2008, 03:57 PM
"During the war..."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c1/Only_Fools_Rodney_Del_Albert.jpg/250px-Only_Fools_Rodney_Del_Albert.jpg
joey
June 16, 2008, 02:09 AM
I love The Onion, especially since I'm trying out for it!
Not Right in the Head
June 16, 2008, 02:12 AM
I love The Onion, especially since I'm trying out for it!

How so?
joey
June 16, 2008, 02:14 AM
They had an open position for ONN freelance writer. I'm doing the application and have to turn it in this week.
Not Right in the Head
June 16, 2008, 02:17 AM
They had an open position for ONN freelance writer. I'm doing the application and have to turn it in this week.

Wow, that's great! Definitely include some of those hip-hop Morrissey lyrics in your portfolio, or whatever writers call it. Good luck!
joey
June 16, 2008, 02:19 AM
Wow, that's great! Definitely include some of those hip-hop Morrissey lyrics in your portfolio, or whatever writers call it. Good luck!


Haha, I never saved them to my computer. I hope they are still in the General forum!