How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?

[imogen11]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/


:D

[Corrissey]

16 :gun:

LOLZ :D

[nugz]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/


:D

17 apparently! :gun::gun::gun:

[Corrissey]

17 apparently! :gun::gun::gun:

Woo! You must have used the extra one to kill off one of mine :p

[nugz]

Woo! You must have used the extra one to kill off one of mine :p

im strategic like that. ;)

[imogen11]

32 for me!

ROAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! :guitar:

[nugz]

32 for me!

ROAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! :guitar:

dayum! good job!

[Corrissey]

32 for me!

ROAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! :guitar:

My hero :p (do you have kids? I do...maybe that's why my kill count is low :D)

[imogen11]

No kids.
Long arms.
And I fight dirty.


That's my secret formula.

[Buzzetta]

35 ... I kid you not....

Just Bring It!!

[westendgirl]

23 they say.... 23.

[Buzzetta]

23 they say.... 23.

I think I pushed it to the top by actually having been trampled once.

[imogen11]

I think I pushed it to the top by actually having been trampled once.

hehe :D Trampled!??

Details please!

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

oh... I thought it said, "How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take on a FLIGHT?" and then I thought, "wow, this is right up my alley!"

Sigh.

[westendgirl]

I think I pushed it to the top by actually having been trampled once.


you must tell now. :D

oh... I thought it said, "How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take on a FLIGHT?" and then I thought, "wow, this is right up my alley!"

Sigh.

:D :p

[Corrissey]

35 ... I kid you not....

Just Bring It!!

Thank god you're a teacher :p I hope they know who they're messing with! :D

I thought my answers would have given me a higher #. Then again, I'm in that 'older' age bracket :rolleyes: and no... I never have had any experience fighting swarms of bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg :rolleyes:

[Buzzetta]

Thank god you're a teacher :p I hope they know who they're messing with! :D

I thought my answers would have given me a higher #. Then again, I'm in that 'older' age bracket :rolleyes: and no... I never have had any experience fighting swarms of bees or playing starcraft against the Zerg :rolleyes:

We did not have the money for a video camera growing up. Had we... I would have made quite a bit of money a-la jackass...

We did the bee hive trick when we were kids at the local park.

[Corrissey]

We did not have the money for a video camera growing up. Had we... I would have made quite a bit of money a-la jackass...

We did the bee hive trick when we were kids at the local park.

OMG, set to some Benny Hill music? Instant classic :D

[Buzzetta]

No - set to the sounds of screams and worried yells.

[Buzzetta]

hehe :D Trampled!??

Details please!

heh - ummm it hurt?

[imogen11]

34
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/gifs/superhero.gif

No way.

You must have cheated!

[cornelius blaze]

No way.

You must have cheated!

No, i am really tall, with very big muscles and green.I wish i would stop ruining my clothes thou:p

[snapyou]

So now hitting little kids is cool ?

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

:D

Just hope none of them are Jewish :eek:

[bogdana]

So now hitting little kids is cool ?

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

:D

Just hope none of them are Jewish :eek:

And THAT, my friends, is what we in the comedy world describe as a CALLBACK!!!

[Vauxhall95]

16 :gun:

LOLZ :D

I asked one of our student workers, he feels he could take on 30. His strategy is to pick up one five year old by the ankles and swing him around like a bat, thus knocking out the other five year olds. Not a bad idea. I still think just knocking them out one by one would be effective, but eventually you'll tire and they'll overtake you.:)

[Imhotep]

23!

Yes!! The world has been waiting for this!! Five year old kids have had it good for too long. It's time to fight back!!

[Buzzetta]

Wait are we talking zombie five year olds or simply rebelling five year olds?

[nugz]

Wait are we talking zombie five year olds or simply rebelling five year olds?

HAHA zombie 5 year olds!

i dont know why but that made me LOL.

[imogen11]

Wait are we talking zombie five year olds or simply rebelling five year olds?

We're talking part zombie, part machine. :eek:

[oscillate wildly]

20. :p

I used to "fight" the other kids when I was five. I think I won sometimes. haha.

[Arsenal]

"You could take on 31 five year old kids in a fight."

I really think I could take on at least 50 of the little snots before I started to get winded. The test must be broken.

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

18 five year olds.

not a fighter................unless someone is threatning my four old old.

[William4]

fucking 32! sorry but that doesnt seem like a lot

[Buzzetta]

We're talking part zombie, part machine. :eek:

We're talking part zombie, part machine. :eek:

I could take them... run and gun... run and gun...

Its also the theory of how to fight. You have to figure on a five year old not being too imaginative with their fighting technique as it is. Now consider that a zombie five year old would most likely be focused on one thing- eating brains. Now supposedly the part machine aspect of the zombies would negate their fatal bite since the mechanized bodies change the chemical makeup of their infectious bite. Therefore you are safe if bitten. It will simply hurt. The real danger is being torn apart.

At this point the safest tactic is to simply run and gun all the while grabbing dead zombie toddler bodies and throwing them at the zombie children.

Words of advice.

Water - It is very likely that five year olds will not be able to swim seek water and watch the zombie toddler freaks walk off the shore line like lemmings to their own demise.

Wiggles land mines - Place pictures of the Wiggles on land mines. While the zombie children will actually witness their zombie brethren blown to smithereens they will be unable to back away from the sight of the wiggles. "Ohhh wiggles.... BOOM!!!!"

Baseball Bats - A baseball bat does not need only be the staple item in the back of an italian american's car. The baseball bat is also a prime close range weapon if used properly. Remember, jab to the stomach with the barrel of the bat then an upswing to the head.

Do not fear running away to break up the herd then running back to attack the wings of their formation. This amy take longer but will work out in the long run as their supply of mechanized zombie five years olds is apparently finite to your local area. Take the group out by breaking them up and attacking each zombie, one at a time.

Chainsaw... available at most Targets, Sears Craftsman Stores and Home Depot. Never underestimate the damage a chainsaw can do against the undead.


That is all for now.

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[Chartres]

24. sweet.
:guitar:

[Imhotep]

I could take them... run and gun... run and gun...

Its also the theory of how to fight. You have to figure on a five year old not being too imaginative with their fighting technique as it is. Now consider that a zombie five year old would most likely be focused on one thing- eating brains. Now supposedly the part machine aspect of the zombies would negate their fatal bite since the mechanized bodies change the chemical makeup of their infectious bite. Therefore you are safe if bitten. It will simply hurt. The real danger is being torn apart.

At this point the safest tactic is to simply run and gun all the while grabbing dead zombie toddler bodies and throwing them at the zombie children.

Words of advice.

Water - It is very likely that five year olds will not be able to swim seek water and watch the zombie toddler freaks walk off the shore line like lemmings to their own demise.

Wiggles land mines - Place pictures of the Wiggles on land mines. While the zombie children will actually witness their zombie brethren blown to smithereens they will be unable to back away from the sight of the wiggles. "Ohhh wiggles.... BOOM!!!!"

Baseball Bats - A baseball bat does not need only be the staple item in the back of an italian american's car. The baseball bat is also a prime close range weapon if used properly. Remember, jab to the stomach with the barrel of the bat then an upswing to the head.

Do not fear running away to break up the herd then running back to attack the wings of their formation. This amy take longer but will work out in the long run as their supply of mechanized zombie five years olds is apparently finite to your local area. Take the group out by breaking them up and attacking each zombie, one at a time.

Chainsaw... available at most Targets, Sears Craftsman Stores and Home Depot. Never underestimate the damage a chainsaw can do against the undead.


That is all for now.


Brilliant - and factually correct!

[imogen11]

Wiggles land mines - Place pictures of the Wiggles on land mines. While the zombie children will actually witness their zombie brethren blown to smithereens they will be unable to back away from the sight of the wiggles. "Ohhh wiggles.... BOOM!!!!"


Genius!

[virtually dead]

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[Not Right in the Head]

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! No offense, virtie, but I think that I'd pick Buzzetta for my elite zombie 5 year old fighting force before I picked you! :D

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

! No offense, virtie, but I think that I'd pick Buzzetta for my elite zombie 5 year old fighting force before I picked you! :D

when doves cry.

[Buzzetta]

Bump-idee-bump-bump dump

[Kilt Uncle]

26..:)

wonder what kind of date i'd get with that...:p

[Buzzetta]

26..:)

wonder what kind of date i'd get with that...:p

Depends if you are accosted by a bunch of five year old zombies like Michael Jackson in that Thriller video.

[Kilt Uncle]

Depends if you are accosted by a bunch of five year old zombies like Michael Jackson in that Thriller video.

I think he'd enjoy that more than me..:p Though nothing was proven, i suppose..:cool:

I'll have to check other people's scores, because it sounds a bit high..:)

[oye terence]

i learned at a young age to fight dirty,so i feel i could take out many,just to one up kilt i will say 27. :D

[Buzzetta]

I agree... when you are in a fight with a friend you preserve honor. However if someone you honestly do not like or want anything to do with then its all out war. Nothing short of murder is acceptable in your plight to win.

You want to fight me? Fight my bat!

[oye terence]

I agree... when you are in a fight with a friend you preserve honor. However if someone you honestly do not like or want anything to do with then its all out war. Nothing short of murder is acceptable in your plight to win.

You want to fight me? Fight my bat!

i have some nice taylor made's in the car trunk,i prefer to use a steele shaft but graphite is okay if its all i have.

and i agree,if its some asshole i do not know or despise i do not fight fairly,i am also a small guy so i need all the help i cant get,of course after my arrest a couple years ago i have mellowed.:D

[Buzzetta]

i have some nice taylor made's in the car trunk,i prefer to use a steele shaft but graphite is okay if its all i have.

and i agree,if its some asshole i do not know or despise i do not fight fairly,i am also a small guy so i need all the help i cant get,of course after my arrest a couple years ago i have mellowed.:D

SHEEEEEET SON!!!

No arrests for me. Came close once in Yankee Stadium - thankfully we had several get out of jail free cards with us. I am six foot two and will never start confrontations.

Graphite is too expensive though to get tooth and skull chipping on the barrel. I prefer straight up aluminum. I believe there is still a Eastern Black Magic in the back of the trunk of the mustang where the trunk meets the back seats.

[Abrahan]

how many five year olds could you take in a fight?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

i can currently take on 22.


when you get to the page to get your results
and it looks like you have to join a dating website,
look under that on the right to SKIP it.

[the beast]

how many five year olds could you take in a fight?

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

i can currently take on 22.


when you get to the page to get your results
and it looks like you have to join a dating website,
look under that on the right to SKIP it.


this was on a liverpool fc forum last year. but the answer to your question is.....none, id fucking leg it:eek:

[IDon'tOweYouAnything23]

20 apparently, I think that's being a little bit kind though, 5 year olds are dangerous :(