Sexiest Woman Alive (Besides Corrissey)

[Vauxhall95]

Okay, the other thread was started as a lark and is now verging into pictures of dudes. I said I was confident in my sexuality, I didn't say I wanted it to rain men.

So, I think we need a matching Sexiest Woman Alive thread.

What say ye, So-Lo!?:)

[Not Right in the Head]

Monica Bellucci:
http://www.theothersideofkim.com/images/uploads/2005files/monica_bellucci0008.jpg

Don't we already have a pin-ups thread?

[Vauxhall95]

Monica Bellucci:
http://www.theothersideofkim.com/images/uploads/2005files/monica_bellucci0008.jpg

Don't we already have a pin-ups thread?

Holy Jesus! WOW!

"Don't we already have a pin-ups thread?"

What's your point?!:)

[Not Right in the Head]

Kylie Minogue
http://binkythedoormat.files.wordpress.com/2006/03/kylie-minogue.jpg

She's rather short, but I won't hold that against her. I would hold something else against her, though...

[Not Right in the Head]

Christina Aguilera

http://lauramartinez.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/aguilera.jpg

Sweet jesus on a stick! Who cares whether she's been enhanced?

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

NRITH, I thought you liked blonds. What's this Monica Bellucci stuff?

[Vauxhall95]

Christina Aguilera

http://lauramartinez.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/aguilera.jpg

Sweet jesus on a stick! Who cares whether she's been enhanced?

She's a total 'ho. Sorry, I wouldn't touch that. My blond is Jodie Foster!

[hatfull]

Well, other than me, (he has to say that ;) ) my husband has a bit of a crush on Mel C

[Not Right in the Head]

Christina Applegate (Kelly Bundy from Married, With Children)
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/Christina-Applegate.jpg

Bonus points because she looks just like...well, nevermind.

[Not Right in the Head]

NRITH, I thought you liked blonds. What's this Monica Bellucci stuff?

Patience, patience. There's always an exception to prove the rule.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

She's a total 'ho. Sorry, I wouldn't touch that. My blond is Jodie Foster!

Oh, dear. There is something you should know. But that doesn't matter, does it?

Who does Christina Applegate look like, NIRTH?

[esheh195]

Okay, the other thread was started as a lark and is now verging into pictures of dudes. I said I was confident in my sexuality, I didn't say I wanted it to rain men.

So, I think we need a matching Sexiest Woman Alive thread.

What say ye, So-Lo!?:)

thank you. :horny:
Eva Mendes
http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/EvaMendesPicture.jpg
Jessica Alba
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/jessica_alba_see_through_top.jpg
Melina
http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/8517/283pt0.jpg..she's also very, um...flexible :horny:
http://www.wwedivaspictures.com/gifs/melina.gif

[Not Right in the Head]

Oh, dear. There is something you should know. But that doesn't matter, does it?

Oh, c'mon, just tell him that Jodie plays for the other team!

Who does Christina Applegate look like, NIRTH?

Don't know what you're talking about!

Jennifer Connolly
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/jenDM1902_285x450.jpg
ZOMFG!

Isn't anyone else playing? :(

[Not Right in the Head]

Scully
http://www.binaryzone.org/babes/12_scully.jpg

Geek vote.

[esheh195]

She might be dumber than a brick, but let's face it...Jessica Simpson washing the hood of the General Lee in this was HAWT!
http://www.hecklerspray.com/imppix/photos/uncategorized/jessica_simpson_bond_girl_casino_royale.jpg

[Vauxhall95]

Oh, dear. There is something you should know. But that doesn't matter, does it?



No way! Say it ain't so... Wait a minute, this is a fantasy anyway...suddenly she just got hotter!:horny:

[Not Right in the Head]

She might be dumber than a brick, but let's face it...Jessica Simpson washing the hood of the General Lee in this was HAWT!

Hmmm, brick, face, Jessica Simpson...that makes me think of something else, but I just can't put my finger on it...

EDIT: should I provide a link to UrbanDictionary in order to comply with my own SoLow rule?

[Vauxhall95]

Oh, c'mon, just tell him that Jodie plays for the other team!



Don't know what you're talking about!

Jennifer Connolly
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/02_02/jenDM1902_285x450.jpg
ZOMFG!

Isn't anyone else playing? :(

Jennifer Connolly is beautiful. Anyone see "The House of Sand and Fog?" Powerful movie. She was great in that...

[esheh195]

Kate Beckinsale
http://www.boxofficepsychics.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/beckinsale.jpg

[Arsenal]

Kate Mulgrew. The only woman I'd ever give it up to.

[Not Right in the Head]

Kate Mulgrew. The only woman I'd ever give it up to.

No pic? I've never heard of her.

EDIT: Oh, you're funny.

[Not Right in the Head]

I'm so totally not into grannies, but Helen Mirren is incredibly attractive.

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/specials/beauties07/beauties/helen_mirren.jpg

You frinkers, of all people, can't possibly make fun of me for this.

[Depeche609]

Christina Aguilera

http://lauramartinez.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/aguilera.jpg

Sweet jesus on a stick! Who cares whether she's been enhanced?

No, you can tell there real...nice Christina..nice...

[Not Right in the Head]

No, you can tell there real...nice Christina..nice...

I meant her nose. What were you talking about?

:D

[Arsenal]

No pic? I've never heard of her.

EDIT: Oh, you're funny.

Why am I funny?

She's a actress. Mostly theater and some soap operas. She's mostly famous for her role as Kathryn Janeway on Star Trek Voyager. She does mainly charity work these days.

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4426/mainkatepf8.jpg

[Imhotep]

Hsu Qi:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/drunkenmaster42/20050722-shuqi.jpg

Moon Lee (off the boil a bit now, but seriously cute in the 80's):
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/drunkenmaster42/moonlee.jpg

Vicky Zhou:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/drunkenmaster42/vickizhou.jpg

Faye Wong:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/drunkenmaster42/faye02.jpg

Kelly Chen:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/drunkenmaster42/Kelly20Chan.jpg

Fan BingBing. I suspect I've posted this here before, but I make no apologies:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/drunkenmaster42/FanBingBing01.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

Why am I funny?

She's a actress. Mostly theater and some soap operas. She's mostly famous for her role as Kathryn Janeway on Star Trek Voyager. She does mainly charity work these days.

Sorry, eh; the first pic I found looked pretty bad, and when I saw that she was in Star Trek, I thought that it was a Trekkie joke. My bad. Please continue.

[esheh195]

Don't forget Gong Li
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/lifestyle/2006-05/23/xin_48050323091817906231.jpg

[Chartres]

http://www.winona.xpg.com.br/imagens/Winona_Ryder_651.jpg

[virtually dead]

Jodie Foster's gay? never knew that....
she's beautiful though
http://www.kaosgl.org/resim/Sanat/Sinema/Oyuncu/jodiefoster02.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

http://www.winona.xpg.com.br/imagens/Winona_Ryder_651.jpg

Oh, yes, her.

[nugz]

http://www.winona.xpg.com.br/imagens/Winona_Ryder_651.jpg

I'd do her in a second

[nugz]

Oh, yes, her.

dude, your pic/user title made me LOLz

[Chartres]

http://bloggbilder.aftonbladet.se/images/10286/img_465a04ceb84ac.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

I'd do her in a second

I'd do her for a second.

Just takin' a joke out of Vauxhall95's playbook. EDIT: shit, he's not even logged in anymore.

dude, your pic/user title made me LOLz

:guitar:

[Not Right in the Head]

Aishwarya Rai

http://www.bhopal.net/bhopalinthenews/archives/Aishwarya%20Rai.jpg

Oh, and Pregs, the hair color doesn't matter as much as something else does.

[Depeche609]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/SwankyGrooveGirl/lol.jpg

[Uncleskinny]

What's wrong with you people?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2334/2180791063_039b211dd5_o.jpg

Peter

[Not Right in the Head]

What's wrong with you people?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2334/2180791063_039b211dd5_o.jpg

Nothing. Why do you ask?

Who is that?

[Uncleskinny]

Nothing. Why do you ask?

Who is that?

I said "What's wrong?" because I couldn't believe Konnie Huq hadn't been on this thread. Which obviously I wanted to put right.

Peter

[Not Right in the Head]

I said "What's wrong?" because I couldn't believe Konnie Huq hadn't been on this thread. Which obviously I wanted to put right.

Never heard of her!

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Oh, and Pregs, the hair color doesn't matter as much as something else does.

And what's that other thing? I would like to know, maybe it's something I have, but misplaced or something. If I knew what it was, I could find it again.

[Not Right in the Head]

Hannah Montana
http://z.about.com/d/kidsmusic/1/0/B/7/rHannahPhoto6.jpg

















JUST KIDDING!

[Uncleskinny]

Never heard of her!

Well this must be a UK thing then. She's the presenter on a UK kid's programme, but well acknowledged amongst knowing chaps.

Peter

[Depeche609]

I used to think Amy was sexy (even at her worst), but then I saw this...
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/SwankyGrooveGirl/ha.jpg

:eek:

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Well this must be a UK thing then. She's the presenter on a UK kid's programme, but well acknowledged amongst knowing chaps.

Peter

Ah, much like Steve from Blue's Clues; Jeff Corwin, and the Kratt brothers. Uh... or so I hear. Making children's TV just a little more mom-friendly.

[esheh195]

Hannah Montana
http://z.about.com/d/kidsmusic/1/0/B/7/rHannahPhoto6.jpg
JUST KIDDING!
BWAHAHAHA!
http://www.britsattheirbest.com/images/f_handcuffs.gif

Though there was something oddly attractive at a young Natalie Portman in 'Beautiful Girls' :o:p

[esheh195]

Ashley Judd
http://www.kipaddotta.com/images/ashley-judd.jpg
Nothing like a girl in a jersey. ;)

EDIT:Does posting on THIS thread mean that I've somehow been duped into becoming a Frinker?!?!?!:D

[EPbabe]

Can girls vote too? :) I have a girl crush on....

Dita Van Teese

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd77/EPbabe_photos/Others/326006_RPIXWF5YCY6WQEJGERHJTP61NEWS.jpg

Nigella Lawson

http://www.tvscoop.tv/nige.jpg

Lisa Edelstein

http://www.socal.com/absolutenm/articlefiles/1301-lisa.JPG

I think I prefer brunettes... Wonder why that is.... :rolleyes:

[Not Right in the Head]

Well this must be a UK thing then. She's the presenter on a UK kid's programme, but well acknowledged amongst knowing chaps.

Definitely hasn't crossed the pond.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/SwankyGrooveGirl/ha.jpg

BRAAAAAAAINS!

http://www.britsattheirbest.com/images/f_handcuffs.gif

I love the domain where you picked up that pic.

Though there was something oddly attractive at a young Natalie Portman in 'Beautiful Girls' :o:p

Surely you've seen The Professional?!?

Ashley Judd
http://www.kipaddotta.com/images/ashley-judd.jpg
Nothing like a girl in a jersey. ;)

Oooh, I just saw that pic earlier today, totally unrelated. She's very pretty, but there's something that's just off about her. Don't know what.

Can girls vote too? :) I have a girl crush on....

Dita Van Teese

The pic didn't show up, but that's OK because I have a pretty good mental picture of her from that thead a while back. Mmmmm.

Nigella Lawson

I confess to finding Nigella totally not hott. :o

[Kris]

I've seen more women in their nighties than most fellas, and I still say...


http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/1696/mrssantaclaustb9.jpg

[cornelius blaze]

bettie page.(but she is 83 now)
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/Bettie_Page_2.jpg

Pam Grier
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/PamGrier.jpg
Jane Fonda
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/v_barbarella1.jpg
raquel welsh
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/raquelwelsh-1.jpg


eva green

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/eva-green.jpg
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/casinoroyalevesperlyndWALLPAPER.jpg

& monica

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/5fb7.jpg

[Amy]

eva green

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/eva-green.jpg

Wow, beautiful woman.

[vicarinatutugal]

http://media.buzzhumor.com/7/angelina_jolie_horse_funeea681.jpg
I would turn for Angelina but she is toooo thin now.

[vivabob]

http://www.southcn.com/ent/gallery/drew%20barrymore/200306301080_361994.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

I would turn for Angelina but she is toooo thin now.

You know, that pic is so huge that at first I just saw the horse, looked over at your username, and was going to make some Scottish joke...

[vicarinatutugal]

You know, that pic is so huge that at first I just saw the horse, looked over at your username, and was going to make some Scottish joke...

:angry:

:p :D

too huge? shall I shrink it?

[cornelius blaze]

You know, that pic is so huge that at first I just saw the horse, looked over at your username, and was going to make some Scottish joke...

I thought that was billy bob thorton!

[vivabob]

You know, that pic is so huge that at first I just saw the horse, looked over at your username, and was going to make some Scottish joke...

that would be a sheep ... that only matters to people in aberdeen

[Not Right in the Head]

:angry:

:p :D

too huge? shall I shrink it?

Payback for the frink comment in the Sexiest Man Alive thread, m'dear.

[vicarinatutugal]

Payback for the frink comment in the Sexiest Man Alive thread, m'dear.

http://forums.beyondunreal.com/images/smilies/nag.gif

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

Audrey Tautou

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

Audrey again.......

[Not Right in the Head]

Amy Poehler
http://www.nndb.com/people/019/000085761/poehler.jpg

Looks a bit airbrushed here, but still.

[Not Right in the Head]

Aw, hell, continuing on the Saturday Night Live theme, here's Tina Fey.

http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/t/tina_fey/thumbnails/tn2_tina_fey_3.jpg

She's hottter without glasses, but the glasses are 90% of her image.
Oh, and she breaks my cardinal rule.

[Not Right in the Head]

Cate Blanchett
http://www.geocities.com/cateblanchett2/cate_blanchett.jpg

She always looks a tad sickly, but that just means that she couldn't run away as quickly...

[Not Right in the Head]

Alizée
http://www.finishmysong.com/images/alizee_chante.jpg
Kinda looks like Natalie Merchant, if Natalie Merchange were hot. And French. But I repeat myself.
http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/8113/leetpr0nbe6.gif

I just wanted an excuse to post that ASCII art, but she is smokin' hot.

[esheh195]

Surely you've seen The Professional?!?



Oooh, I just saw that pic earlier today, totally unrelated. She's very pretty, but there's something that's just off about her. Don't know what.


Yup...the Professional too...I just felt too dirty to mention it. Thanks. :o:p
She could fetch me milk anyday.

As for Ashley Judd...by 'off' do you mean that she's not right in the head?:D

[Not Right in the Head]

Yup...the Professional too...I just felt too dirty to mention it. Thanks. :o:p
She could fetch me milk anyday.

And water your plant?

As for Ashley Judd...by 'off' do you mean that she's not right in the head?:D

No, no, she's pretty damn smart, IIRC, and not crazy. There's just something a bit off about her expressions or something. I don't know. Being related to Wynonna can't help, either.

[Corrissey]

:eek: Vauxhall!
http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q155/xpachex/omfg.jpg

oh wait... I'm sorry :confused: um, "thank you" for the compliment? :D

I thought for a minute you found my internet porn pictures!! LOL
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t132/Gina_Bell/Emotions/emo2/smiley_poledancer.gif

Seriously... can you take my name off the thread? ...be back with some real sexy women...

[Corrissey]

Brooke Burke (yes, I would :p)
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d54/PimpPhoto/BrookeBurke.jpg

Reese Witherspoon
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa64/Mizzle109/reesewitherspoon.jpg

Natalie Portman
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c130/Sammydabull42/closer.jpg

Gwen Stefani
http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc43/drifter_1870_1/gwen%20stefani/465465.jpg

[Vauxhall95]

:eek: Vauxhall!

oh wait... I'm sorry :confused: um, "thank you" for the compliment? :D

I thought for a minute you found my internet porn pictures!! LOL


Seriously... can you take my name off the thread? ...be back with some real sexy women...

Okay, I tried to take your name off it. It was meant as a compliment. It wasn't the "nastiest 'ho" thread! It was sexiest woman. You exude sexuality, so your name on the list would have been redundant.:)

Now about these porn pictures...:)

[Corrissey]

I do not like Xtina or Ashley Judd (sorry esheh) Everyone else, I agree with...

http://www.winona.xpg.com.br/imagens/Winona_Ryder_651.jpg

LOVE HER!


Jane Fonda
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/v_barbarella1.jpg


Corny, I get that I look like Jane Fonda ALL the time. (even a bum on the street told me that once!!:eek:!) I crinkle my nose like 'wha?' and they'll say "a young Jane Fonda" as if that makes it any better. :p ha

Okay, I tried to take your name off it. It was meant as a compliment. It wasn't the "nastiest 'ho" thread! It was sexiest woman. You exude sexuality, so your name on the list would have been redundant.:)

Now about these porn pictures...:)

I know...it went 'live' so you can't delete it now. Wow, I "exude"?! I will take the compliment.
But you are going to pay 'sorely' for that, slave!! http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb199/cfishgo/smilieywhip.gif

[Corrissey]

Nicole Kidman
http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d87/Galrandir/MySpace/MySpace%20II/NicoleKidman.jpg

Kate Walsh (paging Dr. Addison Shepard! -well, not anymore)
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z229/punk-lady/Kate_walsh.jpg

Kate Hudson. Goldie's mini-me :)
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a119/dark_goddess620/Female%20Celebrities/Kate%20Hudson/kate23.jpg

Liz Phair
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r61/BlueDogPics/Liz%20Phair/liztop.jpg

Sheryl Crow
http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u122/summerhof/music/sherylcrow.jpg
(my DH thinks I look like her...:eek:...I wish!)

[troubleluvsme]

Congratulations Corrissey! You keep good company!

[Buzzetta]

heh... I am a big fan of a few blondes.... and there is also Eva Mendez, Cameron Diaz, Keira Knightly, Paris (Yeah I said it) Gwen and others... but...

Salma Heyek and Monica Bellucci are hot... although they lose points though for the baby factor.

[Corrissey]

Salma Heyek and Monica Bellucci are hot... although they lose points though for the baby factor.

Ha! Shush... they grew a human -that's beyond hot :p lol

[Buzzetta]

Ha! Shush... they grew a human -that's beyond hot :p lol

Oh no no no....

I have one rule - no one else's kids. For some that is alright but I already help raise 130 "other people's kids" and I see what goes on between step parents and step kids and the natural parent when it comes to rules regulations and discipline of the step kids.

I want NO part of that.

[Corrissey]

Oh no no no....

I have one rule - no one else's kids. For some that is alright but I already help raise 130 "other people's kids" and I see what goes on between step parents and step kids and the natural parent when it comes to rules regulations and discipline of the step kids.

I want NO part of that.

Being a 'step-chilllld' ain't easy.

130...:eek: *bows down to you* I have a hard time dealing with 2 kids sometimes :rolleyes:

[Not Right in the Head]

Oh no no no....

I have one rule - no one else's kids. For some that is alright but I already help raise 130 "other people's kids" and I see what goes on between step parents and step kids and the natural parent when it comes to rules regulations and discipline of the step kids.

I want NO part of that.

While I understand your reasoning, I must say (and this may sound really weird) that proof positive of a woman's fertility can often be a big boost to her attractiveness, all other things considered. It must be some biological response, I don't know. Maybe women feel the same way about men with children.

Anyway, let's get back to the hott pics, shall we?

[Depeche609]

a bit obscure..this actress was on the cult show Dead Like Me.
Her name is Hellen Muth I think.

I don't know if the guys will be with me on this one, but I think she's so cute.
I'm a straight girl so I look at girls differently. I'm not sure if you guys think of her as sexy, but she's damn cute.
I love her because her face, voice and demeanor make me feel calm.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/SwankyGrooveGirl/1139554069_148ddbaffc.jpg
http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/SwankyGrooveGirl/450-1.jpg

[cornelius blaze]

Aw, hell, continuing on the Saturday Night Live theme, here's Tina Fey.
http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/t/tina_fey/thumbnails/tn2_tina_fey_3.jpg
She's hottter without glasses, but the glasses are 90% of her image.
Oh, and she breaks my cardinal rule.

Out of the women you have posted, i agree. All them are attractive, but sexy!
Tina is attractive, intelligent and funny, which in my book makes her 'sexy'.

Glasses are sexy too!


Corny, I get that I look like Jane Fonda ALL the time. (even a bum on the street told me that once!!:eek:!) I crinkle my nose like 'wha?' and they'll say "a young Jane Fonda" as if that makes it any better.

I find Barbarella sexy. i think the actresses have posted, it's the character they play that is 'sexy'. But jane fonda is eye candy in Barefoot in the Park, Coming home & Cat Ballou.

I mean there are loads of pretty and attractive women posted here, but 'sexy' that is questionable.


Salma Heyek and Monica Bellucci are hot... although they lose points though for the baby factor.

'baby factor'....these women are sexy with or without being mummy's.

and you would, and you know it;).

I have one rule - no one else's kids. For some that is alright but I already help raise 130 "other people's kids" and I see what goes on between step parents and step kids and the natural parent when it comes to rules regulations and discipline of the step kids.
I want NO part of that.

So, next week, buzz meets the women of his dreams....but she has a three year old child from a previous relationship. what does he do?;)

While I understand your reasoning, I must say (and this may sound really weird) that proof positive of a woman's fertility can often be a big boost to her attractiveness, all other things considered. It must be some biological response, I don't know. Maybe women feel the same way about men with children

Stop being nice to buzz:p, he is talking crap. Mums are sexy too. You are right it is a proof positive of a woman's fertility can often be a big boost to her attractiveness.

[Buzzetta]

So, next week, buzz meets the women of his dreams....but she has a three year old child from a previous relationship. what does he do?;)

Stop being nice to buzz:p, he is talking crap. Mums are sexy too. You are right it is a proof positive of a woman's fertility can often be a big boost to her attractiveness.

They can be sexy, they can be hot, they can be amazing. However - if they already have kids that are not my own- not for me. I am being honest here... I would have no desire for the added stress on a relationship / marriage that stepchildren would cause. I will list several instances and events and other perceptions that support my stand on this later on in another post.

[cornelius blaze]

They can be sexy, they can be hot, they can be amazing. However - if they already have kids that are not my own- not for me. I am being honest here... I would have no desire for the added stress on a relationship / marriage that stepchildren would cause. I will list several instances and events and other perceptions that support my stand on this later on in another post.


Oh, okay...no need to tell/me us personal stuff to stand by your post:) I quite understand your point.

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Lauren is still going:
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/LaurenBacall.jpg

Catherine Deneuve.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/catherine_deneuve_gallery_.jpg

[Paulc]

Ali Larter

[Chartres]

Catherine Deneuve.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/catherine_deneuve_gallery_.jpg

http://sila-uma.ru/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/repulsion.jpg

:)

[cornelius blaze]

Ali Larter

oh you and Ali:p

http://sila-uma.ru/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/repulsion.jpg

:)

she is rather fantastic, isn't she.

[Paulc]

oh you and Ali:p

Yeah its completely mutual you understand. She is on some forum somewhere posting pics of me i know it.

[cornelius blaze]

Yeah its completely mutual you understand. She is on some forum somewhere posting pics of me i know it.

Oh yeah, i know the one, she told me to post these for you:p

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/heroes%20gifs/f_niki00100pxm_b515bb9.gif

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/heroes%20gifs/f_jessica0210m_b93b6b5.gif

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/heroes%20gifs/f_jessica0110m_b432ce3.gif

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/heroes%20gifs/f_jessica0010m_35f4148.gif

[Paulc]

Oh yeah, i know the one, she told me to post these for you:p

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/heroes%20gifs/f_niki00100pxm_b515bb9.gif

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/heroes%20gifs/f_jessica0210m_b93b6b5.gif

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/heroes%20gifs/f_jessica0110m_b432ce3.gif

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/heroes%20gifs/f_jessica0010m_35f4148.gif

bloody hell she never leaves me alone. I hate having a celebrity stalker.

[EPbabe]

Catherine Deneuve.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/catherine_deneuve_gallery_.jpg

OMG, I've got the exact same bracelet for Christmas! :eek::D:cool:

[vivabob]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/l/leahreminim.jpg

carrie from king of queens ...wow

[TLOTFamousIP]

French newsreader Melissa Theuriau. Though Moira Stewart runs her close.

http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/830/19bi6.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

French newsreader Melissa Theuriau.

Heheh, are you a Farker? I was going to post Melissa, but figured that nobody would know who she is.

http://lontanodagliocchi.p2pforum.it/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/melissa-theuriau.jpg
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2040/melissatheuriaupm5.jpg
ZOMFG!

[esheh195]

http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/l/leahreminim.jpg

carrie from king of queens ...wow

Leah Remini...had a crush on her since she was the boss's daughter on 'Saved by the Bell' :horny:
http://www.crazy-media.de/bilder/tv/king-of-queens-7-screenshots-bilder/screen5.jpg
http://english.pravda.ru/img/idb/photo/1-742-1.jpg
http://www.leahremini.net/photogallery/bw2.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

Leah Remini...had a crush on her since she was the boss's daughter on 'Saved by the Bell' :horny:

Yeah, but she loses points for sounding like a New Yorker. Oh, wait...

[TLOTFamousIP]

Heheh, are you a Farker? I was going to post Melissa, but figured that nobody would know who she is.

http://lontanodagliocchi.p2pforum.it/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/melissa-theuriau.jpg
http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/2040/melissatheuriaupm5.jpg
ZOMFG!

I came across her (behave) by chance about two or three years ago, on YouTube. I noticed recently she has a Facebook group dedicated to her with tens of thousands of members.

[TLOTFamousIP]

Didn't Leah Remini change over the last couple of King of Queens season? She started to look less hot as the show went on.

[Not Right in the Head]

I came across her (behave) by chance about two or three years ago, on YouTube. I noticed recently she has a Facebook group dedicated to her with tens of thousands of members.

Damn, the perfect joke setup, and you nipped it in the bud!

You may be interested in taking a look here (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3316966).

[vivabob]

Didn't Leah Remini change over the last couple of King of Queens season? She started to look less hot as the show went on.

she was pregnant for one season so she wore loads of huge clothes

[TLOTFamousIP]

Damn, the perfect joke setup, and you nipped it in the bud!

You may be interested in taking a look here (http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3316966).

Marvellous! Can't see me getting much work done today.

[TLOTFamousIP]

she was pregnant for one season so she wore loads of huge clothes

Her face seemed different as well, like she had injections into her lips which went wrong.

[esheh195]

Yeah, but she loses points for sounding like a New Yorker. Oh, wait...

http://www.sneeko.net/images/macros/STFU-WW2-4Words.jpg
Seriously, her accent IS HOT! :horny: Most people sound reta...um...stupid :p;) when they have a heavy NY accent. But I love hers. Just adds to the attitude a little bit.

[Not Right in the Head]

Seriously, her accent IS HOT! :horny: Most people sound reta...um...stupid :p;) when they have a heavy NY accent. But I love hers. Just adds to the attitude a little bit.

Uh, huh.

http://www.creatusitio.com/_media/imgs/articles/a147_a3.jpg
I just wanted an excuse to post that. It's a real ad. Bonus points for the product name.

[cornelius blaze]

Uh, huh.

http://www.creatusitio.com/_media/imgs/articles/a147_a3.jpg
I just wanted an excuse to post that. It's a real ad. Bonus points for the product name.


LOL....:D

[vivabob]

Uh, huh.

http://www.creatusitio.com/_media/imgs/articles/a147_a3.jpg
I just wanted an excuse to post that. It's a real ad. Bonus points for the product name.

i dont think this would work anymore ...

[Buzzetta]

Oh, okay...no need to tell/me us personal stuff to stand by your post:) I quite understand your point.


LOL - No nothing personal... Things like during a parent teacher conference and you hear the mother and the stepfather (or stepmother and father) both agree that they will settle their kid down. Then they start arguing between themselves because one will remind the other "Its my kid" you stay out of it.

Or I literally have students who call their stepmother straight to their face - you are not my real mother I dont have to listen to you.

I think of that... and just say blech

[cornelius blaze]

LOL - No nothing personal... Things like during a parent teacher conference and you hear the mother and the stepfather (or stepmother and father) both agree that they will settle their kid down. Then they start arguing between themselves because one will remind the other "Its my kid" you stay out of it.

Or I literally have students who call their stepmother straight to their face - you are not my real mother I dont have to listen to you.

I think of that... and just say blech

Okay mate, you've convinced me! but still monica or salma;)

[fridaynightinoutpatients]

and again..........Audrey

[esheh195]

The chick from Transformers, Megan Fox.:D
http://tzywen.com/photos/misc/MeganFox01.jpg
I'd gladly check under her hood! :horny:

[Not Right in the Head]

and again..........Audrey

I swear that I thought that was Michael Jackson at first.

[cornelius blaze]

The chick from Transformers, Megan Fox.:D
http://tzywen.com/photos/misc/MeganFox01.jpg
I'd gladly check under her hood! :horny:


can they call me 'corny':p

[bogdana]

The chick from Transformers, Megan Fox.:D
http://tzywen.com/photos/misc/MeganFox01.jpg
I'd gladly check under her hood! :horny:

i just learned what that meant a few months ago. i'd never heard it used in that way. i was using it in the correct non slang way, as in i work under a laminar hood in the hospital. tsk tsk why do you people have to turn boring everyday words into derdy ones!:tears:

[vivabob]

i liked sonya echobelly through my twentys

http://www.recoil.cz/art/sonya.jpg

[esheh195]

i just learned what that meant a few months ago. i'd never heard it used in that way. i was using it in the correct non slang way, as in i work under a laminar hood in the hospital. tsk tsk why do you people have to turn boring everyday words into derdy ones!:tears:

Because it is fun when people use what they think is inocuous word in an everyday conversation only to have the people with filthy-minds snicker like little kids. :D
Also....um...forgot what I was gonna say...started looking at that Megan Fox pic again....um....easily distracted, sorry. :horny:;)

[esheh195]

can they call me 'corny':p
:D HAHA

This thread's gonna cause me to change my name to Hornelius Glaze!:o:D

[Not Right in the Head]

i just learned what that meant a few months ago. i'd never heard it used in that way. i was using it in the correct non slang way, as in i work under a laminar hood in the hospital. tsk tsk why do you people have to turn boring everyday words into derdy ones!:tears:

Ooh, I didn't know that it was a slang term, I just thought that it was a one-off remark that made sense in context.

[cornelius blaze]

:D HAHA

This thread's gonna cause me to change my name to Hornelius Glaze!:o:D

LOL:D you should change your username to that now!

I am off home.

TTFN solo x

[esheh195]

Ooh, I didn't know that it was a slang term, I just thought that it was a one-off remark that made sense in context.

I'm sorry. You see what happens when I don't follow the rules? Mass confusion! :D:p
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=checking+under+the+hood

[esheh195]

LOL:D you should change your username to that now!

I am off home.

TTFN solo x

The sad thing is that I just tried. :o:D I guess you can't change usernames here, huh? :mad:

[esheh195]

Despite being married to a man so old that the highlight of their sex life must be her rubbing Bengay on Michael Douglas' wrinkled corpse, Catherine Zeta Jones is still hot.
http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/24295/normal_catherine%20zeta%20jones.jpg

[bogdana]

well NRITH Im glad im not the only one who is new to this 'hood' thing (my husband knew this whole time and enver told me, i wondered why he laughed anytime i describe my workstation)

[Not Right in the Head]

well NRITH Im glad im not the only one who is new to this 'hood' thing (my husband knew this whole time and enver told me, i wondered why he laughed anytime i describe my workstation)

Sometimes basic courtesy isn't as important as a good joke. Most of the time, actually.

[Buzzetta]

I am currently watching Celebrity Apprentice...

Could Ivanka Trump be any hotter?
http://www.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/68162890---ivanka_trump.jpghttp://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Ivanka_Trump_Biography_2.jpg

[Imhotep]

Meg Stripe from popular beat group the White Stripes:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/drunkenmaster42/meg76.jpg
I KNOW I'm not the only one!

[Corrissey]

I am currently watching Celebrity Apprentice...
Could Ivanka Trump be any hotter?

She's a man, baby! :p

Meg Stripe from popular beat group the White Stripes:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/drunkenmaster42/meg76.jpg
I KNOW I'm not the only one!

No, you're not :rolleyes:
http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n281/Lung_Clam/The%20White%20Stripes/meg120.jpg

[Not Right in the Head]

She's a man, baby! :p

I was gonna say that! But even still, she's decently hot, and she's smart as hell.

No, you're not :rolleyes:

Meh. There's something that's a bit creepy about her. But she does one thing going for her, at least--or make that two things.

[Corrissey]

I was gonna say that! But even still, she's decently hot, and she's smart as hell.

If she's so smart, she should cut her Dad's hair while he's sleeping. :p


Meh. There's something that's a bit creepy about her. But she does one thing going for her, at least--or make that two things.

She's decently hot and she's rockin as hell. She's got my dream job http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x71/saccillia/emotes/Rim_Shot_emoticon.gif

[joey]

What a great thread! Whoever posted up Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are so very correct.

[Imhotep]

I'm not too bothered about Kylie:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/drunkenmaster42/kylieminogue.jpg
But her tiny little feet are great. I bet I could get both of them in my mouth, no trouble.

[Buzzetta]

I'm not too bothered about Kylie:
But her tiny little feet are great. I bet I could get both of them in my mouth, no trouble.

Ummm... what?

[vicarinatutugal]

Ummm... what?

never sucked some toes Buzzetta?

[Buzzetta]

never sucked some toes Buzzetta?

Certain things ya just don't do. That is one of them.

[vicarinatutugal]

Certain things ya just don't do. That is one of them.

ha ha my bf would agree with that actually. :D

[pandora_cocteau]

Jessica Alba
http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/jessica_alba_see_through_top.jpg


I don't get the whole Jessica Alba fascination thing- I mean, she is pretty...but I don't know why she is so highly praised for her looks...looks kind of normal pretty to me. I haven't seen a film which she acted in so maybe it's her voice/personality or something???

Personally, I think Angelina Jolie is as gorgeous as a person can really be. Also, I love Lee Miller and Anna Karina.

[Corrissey]

Certain things ya just don't do. That is one of them.

agreed. tis nasty. I had a fling one night -no sex- but the guy licked my toes :sick: deal breaker, game over.

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

Feet... eew. That would kill the mood but quick.

[Not Right in the Head]

Feet... eew. That would kill the mood but quick.

You can't blame a guy for doing a little sole-searching!

[PregnantForTheLastTime]

You can't blame a guy for doing a little sole-searching!

Yes, I can. I can do whatever the fuck I want, because tonight, I was informed that I am, in fact, Charismatic. I wish I had known this earlier.

[EPbabe]

agreed. tis nasty. I had a fling one night -no sex- but the guy licked my toes :sick: deal breaker, game over.


I like it....:o

[nugz]

I like it....:o

just for shits and giggles i made my b/f in college do that. i was like "suck mah toes bitch!" and he did. and then i laughed, and then he laughed, and that was it. i've never done it like...seriously.

anyone see the "I Love New York" episode where "the Entertainer" put New Yorks whole fucking foot in his mouth??? yeah, i think she came. it was weird...

[cornelius blaze]

Also, I love Lee Miller and Anna Karina.

well of course Anna Karina:)

but Pandora it's about living ladies!


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/firstpic.jpg

& Seberg

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/jean.jpg

Living......

rosario dawson
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/rosario.jpg

[EPbabe]

Alison Goldfrapp :sweet:

http://i221.photobucket.com/albums/dd77/EPbabe_photos/Others/polly_borland.jpg

...and her ladyfriend...

[Sir Alec]

I like it....:o

Don't worry, you're not the only one. ;)

My favorite celeb lady is Tina Fey. Smart, funny, and sexy! Essentially she is my dream girl. http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Tina-Fey-2.jpg

I'm also a fan (mainly in the pants region) of...

Elisha Cuthbert
http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/elisha-cuthbert/pictures/elisha-cuthbert-picture-6.jpg
Franka Potente
http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pictures/f/franka-potente/franka-potente.jpg
Famke Janssen
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263125~Famke-Janssen-Posters.jpg

[Skinner]

Don't worry, you're not the only one. ;)

My favorite celeb lady is Tina Fey. Smart, funny, and sexy! Essentially she is my dream girl. http://www.myclassiclyrics.com/artist_biographies/Tina-Fey-2.jpg


Famke Janssen
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/263125~Famke-Janssen-Posters.jpg

For seeing Tina Fey the way you do, that is awesome and I totally agree!

As for Famke Janssen, she is totally my pic for sexiest. :horny: I just didn't think anyone else thought so. Thanks for agreeing with me :)

[Skinner]

Most people would not consider Peaches to be the sexiest woman etc. But she is def the most sexual. Nothing says come hither like a raunchy woman giving the shocker in gold sparkly gloves :cool: :guitar:

http://etniesgirl.com/images/blog/peaches400_405.jpg

[Sir Alec]

For seeing Tina Fey the way you do, that is awesome and I totally agree!

As for Famke Janssen, she is totally my pic for sexiest. :horny: I just didn't think anyone else thought so. Thanks for agreeing with me :)

Clearly we're on the same page! Sadly, I must admit that I bought 007 GoldenEye out of a cheap bin at an electronics store mostly because Famke Janssen was in it.

[Corrissey]

Can’t we let this thread die? :rolleyes: Or at least take my name off of it?! :o :p

[Worm]

Can’t we let this thread die? :rolleyes: Or at least take my name off of it?! :o :p

ROFLMAO.

[Sir Alec]

Can’t we let this thread die? :rolleyes: Or at least take my name off of it?! :o :p

Sadly, sexiness comes with a price.

[Corrissey]

Sadly, sexiness comes with a price.

Oh please... I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention ;)

[Je Suis Julie]

Lauren is still going:
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/LaurenBacall.jpg

Love her! She's my daughter's namesake.
Young Jane Fonda was HOT, especially in Barefoot In the Park - one of my favorite movies.

I also like Michelle Pfeiffer:

http://www.artline.ro/admin/_files/newsannounce/michelle_pfeiffer.jpg


http://www.lostfocus.de/archives/mademoiselles/michelle_pfeiffer_2.jpg

But no one holds a candle to our Corrissey!

[viva_M]

Evangeline Lilly cause she's a natural beauty and her body is so athletic and... beautiful. You get the idea.
http://www.tele7.fr/var/t7j/storage/images/diaporama/galerie-photos-de-lost/evangeline-lilly__1/3840420-1-fre-FR/evangeline_lilly_image_diaporama_portrait.jpg
http://mywits.com/images/uploads/evangeline-lilly-bikini.jpg

Sandra Bullock
Love her face, her eyes, her expressions.
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/photos/sandra-bullock-accident-dui.jpg

Sophie Ellis-Bextor
A doll with guts.
http://www.hellomagazine.com/profiles/sophie-ellis-bextor/sophie-ellis-bextor-pb.jpg
http://www.funradio.fr/media/images/0000222/222988.jpg

Amy Winehouse
She's beautiful but she treats herself so badly.
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/Saltlick/Sub3/AmyWinehouse01.jpg
http://www.gala.fr/var/gal/storage/images/media/images/actu/photos_on_ne_parle_que_de_ca/amy_winehouse_au_bout_du_rouleau/326659-1-fre-FR/amy_winehouse_au_bout_du_rouleau_reference.jpg

[viva_M]

Monica Bellucci
kk3acLXNz2c

Patti Smith
She'll always be sexy to me. She doesn't have to try.
http://www.geocities.com/nj_knowles/images/becuz1.jpg
http://media.canada.com/adb2bc88-5601-4047-ad56-bcfc4817edd4/pattiqanda.jpg

Jennifer Connely
http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/Jennifer-Connelly-Biography-3.jpg

Claire Forlani
I think I have a thing for dark hair and blue eyes.
http://www.101lifestyle.com/images/celebs/claire_forlani/prazzi-claireforlani-pics-003.jpg

Justine Bateman
Yes I definitely do. Mallory from Family Ties, I used to have a major crush on her, that smile. She's aging gracefully.
http://www.nndb.com/people/068/000025990/justine-bateman-sized.jpg
http://www.seriesadictos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/tribeca06_tvsets.jpg

and Uma Thurman, so elegant
http://www.ecorazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/uma_thurman02.jpg

[Sir Alec]

Wow, Claire Forlani is a hot lady!

Warning! Bare chested content! Don't worry it's nothing bad!
http://images.phun.org/phun/galleries/naked_celebrities/claire_forlani.jpg

[iamkali62]

She's a total 'ho. Sorry, I wouldn't touch that. My blond is Jodie Foster!

Jodie Foster; the intelligent choice. She would be very interesting to have a conversation with.

[iamkali62]

Dita von Teese, Scarlet Johannsen, Uma....so many to choose from. I like Sandra Bullock as well. She's natural and down to earth. Funny no one mentioned Angelina Jolie. (no, I don't think she's sexy.) Btw, is anyone going to see the, "Sex & The City" movie? Sarah Jessica IS getting kind of gaunt.

[Paris Hilton]

kk9b-YB0gr0&hl

[Sir Alec]

Dita von Teese, Scarlet Johannsen, Uma....so many to choose from. I like Sandra Bullock as well. She's natural and down to earth. Funny no one mentioned Angelina Jolie. (no, I don't think she's sexy.) Btw, is anyone going to see the, "Sex & The City" movie? Sarah Jessica IS getting kind of gaunt.

Several people mentioned Angelina Jolie, and no I do not plan on seeing that movie. :p

[oscillate wildly]

anyone see the "I Love New York" episode where "the Entertainer" put New Yorks whole fucking foot in his mouth??? yeah, i think she came. it was weird...

yes!! hahahaha. at least it was not tailor made sucking her toezz. :sick:/:D

[Renia]

Liz Phair
http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r61/BlueDogPics/Liz%20Phair/liztop.jpg
)[/SIZE]
Oh god, I love Liz Phair. :D
So pretty! My dad loves her too.
:cool:

annnd, I do love Natalie Portman:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z270/erikkocanierro/female%20celebs/nataliep/E-2_162-Natalie_Portman.jpg

[iamkali62]

Jennifer Connolly is beautiful. Anyone see "The House of Sand and Fog?" Powerful movie. She was great in that...

She is gorgeous. I did see her in "The House Of Sand and Fog" but one of her bravest performances was in, "Requiem For A Dream" (not for the faint of heart.)

[iamkali62]

Oh god, I love Liz Phair. :D
So pretty! My dad loves her too.
:cool:

annnd, I do love Natalie Portman:
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z270/erikkocanierro/female%20celebs/nataliep/E-2_162-Natalie_Portman.jpg

I love Liz Phair too. "Whip Smart" is my favorite album of hers. :)

[nugz]

yes!! hahahaha. at least it was not tailor made sucking her toezz. :sick:/:D

hahaha tailor made!!

are they still together i wonder? :p

[bysshe]

Womerns I would do. . .

http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-gossip/files/2007/12/jodiefoster.jpg

Jodie Foster

http://www.sexyangelinajolie.net/pics/pics/angelina-jolie-photo-1.jpg

Angelina Jolie

http://dontcostnothing.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/janssen.jpg

Famke Janssen

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j1/sweetxnxsour57/Mariska%20Hargitay/mh9zm.png

Mariska Hargitay

http://www.shakingthrough.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/gillian-anderson.jpghttp://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/04/gilliananderson-maxim-photos-041608-03-thumb.jpg

Gillian Anderson

I'll probably think of more later.

[bysshe]

http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/salma-hayek-cocktail-party-and-intimate-dinner-in-celebration-of-the-cartier-charity-love-bracelet-1jIK0U.jpg

Salma Hayek

[bysshe]

I'm going to add Rosario Dawson to my list.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/streetcarp645/RosarioDawson1.jpg