I AM going to get to the bottom of the ironing mountain today!

Not a major accomplishment maybe...but a VERY big deal in my world!:o

What do you hope to accomplish today?

world peace
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Blimey mate...now the ironing really does seem a bit insignificant...in the general scheme of things...mind you...I am also gonna sew a button on!

Blimey mate...now the ironing really does seem a bit insignificant...in the general scheme of things...mind you...I am also gonna sew a button on!

I do think as a women and a mother, you can do all three:)

Well I've done ALL the ironing...and sewed on the button...just gonna have a quick and well deserved cuppa now and then it's world peace...and all before lunch...hurrah!

Well I've done ALL the ironing...and sewed on the button...just gonna have a quick and well deserved cuppa now and then it's world peace...and all before lunch...hurrah!

yay....put Bush on the naughty step for a minute, for every year of his life!

yay....put Bush on the naughty step for a minute, for every year of his life!

And sully a perfectly good naughty step?!:eek:

Today i have too much to do and not enough hours in the day...there never ever is...endless chores.And I`m ill.:(I`ve got that awful feeling you get before going down with flu)You know-aching all over,dizzy sore throat.Even my hair hurts.Trouble is when your`e wonder woman which I am not,but am expected to be no-one tucks you up with a lemsip.You are expected to grin and bear it.:(

According to the man of the house I have the "sniffles" whereas when he gets it he is dying.

Today i have too much to do and not enough hours in the day...there never ever is...endless chores.And I`m ill.:(I`ve got that awful feeling you get before going down with flu)You know-aching all over,dizzy sore throat.Even my hair hurts.Trouble is when your`e wonder woman which I am not,but am expected to be no-one tucks you up with a lemsip.You are expected to grin and bear it.:(

According to the man of the house I have the "sniffles" whereas when he gets it he is dying.

For you Hellie.....

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I hope you soon feel better...it sounds as though SURVIVAL will be your biggest accomplishment today!:(

I have to finish my exam assignment :eek:

Damn, y'all are overachievers. I just hope to make it through the day without falling asleep on the job and getting fired.

im going to do all the laundry and think about packing my bags for my FL trip.

I think now I am just hopeing I will live to see another day as I have just had this placed at the end of my road!...SHIT!...should I be worried?!

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I think now I am just hopeing I will live to see another day as I have just had this placed at the end of my road!...SHIT!...should I be worried?!

Holy shit--that's ominous.

Holy shit--that's ominous.

Is that supposed to make me feel better?!

*GOES OFF TO GOOGLE FOOT & MOUTH DISEASE*

Today I aim to keep a clean sheet.
No - I dont mean not 'spilling' bodily fluids all over the bed spread, but I'm playing 5 a side football at 5.30pm and I'm the goalkeeper, so aim to 'keep a clean sheet' and not let any balls go flying past me and into the net:cool:

Alma, seeing as you've finished the ironing, any chance of popping around and doing mine whilst I play football?:D

As for that road sign at the end of your street, do you have any diseases in your mouth - or on your feet?:eek:

Jukebox Jury

Is that supposed to make me feel better?!

*GOES OFF TO GOOGLE FOOT & MOUTH DISEASE*

Be worried for your kids, if you have any. But it's weird that the UK has signs pre-made for these outbreaks, because Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand,_foot_and_mouth_disease) makes it sound like outbreaks aren't terribly common.

Today I aim to keep a clean sheet.
No - I dont mean 'spilling' bodily fluids all over the bed spread, but I'm playing 5 a side football at 5.30pm and I'm the goalkeeper, so aim to 'keep a clean sheet' and not let any balls go flying past me and into the net:cool:

Alma, seeing as you've finished the ironing, any chance of popping around and doing mine whilst I play football?:D

As for that road sign at the end of your street, do you have any diseases in your mouth - or on your feet?:eek:

Jukebox Jury

I don't THINK I am diseased...although my toenails could do with cutting!

As for your ironing....PISS OFF!!!:p

As for your ironing....PISS OFF!!!:p

Hey:mad: I only asked.......:D

Jukebox Jury

Be worried for your kids, if you have any. But it's weird that the UK has signs pre-made for these outbreaks, because Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand,_foot_and_mouth_disease) makes it sound like outbreaks aren't terribly common.

They are quite common here at the moment...and us Brits love a nice sign!

I do have kids...at least I did have when I dropped them off at school this morning...lets hope the disease hasn't set in by the time I pick 'em up!

I guess its quite exciting...as nothing interesting EVER happens around here!

Alma if the dreaded FnM does take you off to graze in heavenly pastures at least you'll be in clean & ironed togs! Well done you!

love

Grim

Hey:mad: I only asked.......:D

Jukebox Jury

OK...I guess I could iron your smalls...trouble is I think I am currently in quarantine!...Sorry!

Alma if the dreaded FnM does take you off to graze in heavenly pastures at least you'll be in clean & ironed togs! Well done you!

love

Grim

I always like to be nicely pressed!

I always like to be nicely pressed!
well, this morning I aimed to get through the day without shouting too much at my class :D I mostly managed it too...now I aim to eat sometime before christmas :rolleyes:

Since I have recently given up drinking alcohol during the week (Monday-Thursday) and today is Friday I intend to accomplish a state of total drunkenness!;)

Since I have recently given up drinking alcohol during the week (Monday-Thursday) and today is Friday I intend to accomplish a state of total drunkenness!;)

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Yep...that sums up my intentions pretty well!...although my poison is generally a nice glass of dry white wine...but the result will, in general terms, be basically the same!:o

Yep...that sums up my intentions pretty well!...although my poison is generally a nice glass of dry white wine...but the result will, in general terms, be basically the same!:o

"And a white wine for the lady!"
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My very own barman...how fabulous!

My very own barman...how fabulous!

"how fabulous!"....you lush:p

I was going more for GLAMOUR actually...but I'll settle for LUSCIOUSNESS!:)

Speaking of GLAMOUR I'm off on the weekly trolly dash around the supermarket now...thought it best to do it BEFORE I hit the bottle!;)

I was going more for GLAMOUR actually...but I'll settle for LUSCIOUSNESS!:)

Speaking of GLAMOUR I'm off on the weekly trolly dash around the supermarket now...thought it best to do it BEFORE I hit the bottle!;)

Can I PM you my shopping list?

NO!...I bloody hate grocery shopping...plus I am skint having recently given up my job to stay home with the children...so I only buy items with blue stripes on marked VALUE!:mad:

Today I aim to keep a clean sheet.
No - I dont mean not 'spilling' bodily fluids all over the bed spread, but I'm playing 5 a side football at 5.30pm and I'm the goalkeeper, so aim to 'keep a clean sheet' and not let any balls go flying past me and into the net:cool:

Jukebox Jury

Alma
I failed miserably with the clean sheets....
we lost 14-12 or was it 15 - 12?:eek:

How is the F&M situation?

Jukebox Jury

Alma
I failed miserably with the clean sheets....
we lost 14-12 or was it 15 - 12?:eek:

How is the F&M situation?

Jukebox Jury

Bad luck mate!:(

The Foot & Mouth signs were still very much in evidence on the way to school this morning!:eek: But since none of us have started to moo like cows (well no more than usual anyway!) I don't think we are diseased...YET!

Alma
I wish I lived there so I could walk around with my Inspiral Carpets crazy cow 'Cool As Fuck' T-shirt:cool::cool::cool:

Jukebox Jury

The Foot & Mouth signs were still very much in evidence on the way to school this morning!:eek: But since none of us have started to moo like cows (well no more than usual anyway!) I don't think we are diseased...YET!

Have you been shopping yet?

Have you been shopping yet?


Yep....the deed is done....I am a £120 lighter though!:eek: And no...I didn't spend ALL of it on wine...honest!

Well, I wanted to well on my Chem lecture test and Chem lab quiz (I think I did), and after dinner I'm going to study my ass off for calc II and do my derive assignment. Probably not going to happen.

NO!...I bloody hate grocery shopping...plus I am skint having recently given up my job to stay home with the children...so I only buy items with blue stripes on marked VALUE!:mad:
I can only afford those too most of the time (bloody stupid council cocking up my tax and then wanting it back :mad: )

Today, I aim to sort out my files

I can only afford those too most of the time (bloody stupid council cocking up my tax and then wanting it back :mad: )

Today, I aim to sort out my files

Some of it is alright thou, the chocolate, tinned tomatoes, pesto, pasta, biscuits.....but low fat yoghurt and their cheese is tasteless. The bread is alright for toast, but it goes stale quick.

I want more sleep today and housey work type stuff....also general sit on my arse doing nothing.

Also going out in a little while and seeing Control as the only tickets available were at mid day.

Some of it is alright thou, the chocolate, tinned tomatoes, pesto, pasta, biscuits.....but low fat yoghurt and their cheese is tasteless. The bread is alright for toast, but it goes stale quick.

I want more sleep today and housey work type stuff....also general sit on my arse doing nothing.

Also going out in a little while and seeing Control as the only tickets available were at mid day.
yeah, most of it is fine. When I was a poor student, I used to have to use cheapo cheapo washing powder, even though it brought my eczema out really badly!

I need to clean too, and cook, and clean the cats litter tray (she's also lobbed cat litter all over the floor again :mad: )

Tomorrow is my day off....

I hope to accomplish absolutely nothing. I want to goof off, I want to watch TV, I want to play some Call of Duty or Halo then I will sleep sleep sleep.

Tomorrow is my day off....

I hope to accomplish absolutely nothing. I want to goof off, I want to watch TV, I want to play some Call of Duty or Halo then I will sleep sleep sleep.

i have work tomorrow. but the kind of shit they have me doing is a fucking joke. therefore, i am getting drunk. which i guess means i accomplished what i wanted to accomplish TODAY. :cool:

i hope to go take a shower and get in bed and actually sleep!

i hope to go take a shower and get in bed and actually sleep!

*yawn* :sleeping:

*yawn* :sleeping:

are my goals boring you or do you just enjoy making me yawn with your little smiley!

are my goals boring you or do you just enjoy making me yawn with your little smiley!

both!!! :p

this autobiographical essay that i am struggling to type. Sometimes, life's story is just too hard to get through writing down. It's too painful going through everything in my life. :( :tears: <<I already did this once.....hopefully not again, or this is going to take me forever!

I am going to make my 100th post, which is this one! Then I am going to buy some coffee and a chocolate croissant and go to London to see Morrissey! And I made a new friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am going to make my 100th post, which is this one! Then I am going to buy some coffee and a chocolate croissant and go to London to see Morrissey! And I made a new friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

have a blast jane!

I hope to squeeze my size 14 backside into my new size 12 trousers by tonight otherwise its a diet of water for next few days.:(

I was hoping to do my self assessment tax and was being distracted by here BUT then M Solo disappears for a couple of hours and I've just got SO much done :)

Can M Solo just stay down for the rest of the week now?
thanks
:)

I accomplished a lot today ..... My boy is now in his new school, well he will be tomorrow.....:)

Update did some of the sleeping part and am about to move on to the TV.

My Mom is coming in to help me pack up my kitchen. Being demo'd next Monday to build a new one. I will be without a kitchen for 3 weeks *beep beep beep* (microwave sounds)

I am meeting up with a mate of mine tonight in a big round pub in Camden North London. He might sing a bit, i will try to sing along. He has a better voice than me and doesnt forget the words. I will probably drink a few beers. He might not. I will wear one shirt with The Smiths written on it - he will probably get through a few shirts. I doubt either of us will pull any women but a few might try and hug him. Not me though. He is better looking than me. My mates name is Morrissey.

I've just been offered a job I was desperate for :D I've also just started seeing a lovely young woman, the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm starts later. Oh, and I'm going to see Morrissey later :D

If I find a cure for the flu virus by midnight then I think that'll be just about everything ticked off... :)

I am meeting up with a mate of mine tonight in a big round pub in Camden North London. He might sing a bit, i will try to sing along. He has a better voice than me and doesnt forget the words. I will probably drink a few beers. He might not. I will wear one shirt with The Smiths written on it - he will probably get through a few shirts. I doubt either of us will pull any women but a few might try and hug him. Not me though. He is better looking than me. My mates name is Morrissey.

LOL :D Have fun -your mate is cool :cool:

I've just been offered a job I was desperate for :D I've also just started seeing a lovely young woman, the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm starts later. Oh, and I'm going to see Morrissey later :D

If I find a cure for the flu virus by midnight then I think that'll be just about everything ticked off... :)

Wow, lots to be happy about - congrats! Have fun tonight!

Not shouting at someone who thought they could talk to me as if i was a 12 yr old. But i still shut them up:cool:

Do they know you can take 34 5 year olds in a fight?

Wow, lots to be happy about - congrats! Have fun tonight!

Merci :)