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HIM
October 6, 2007, 01:01 AM
...when is the salford lads' club bike ride happening? nobody's mentioned it, in ages.

i've had a crisis of conscience and have decided i'm gonna participate. it's important to support worthy causes. who'll sponsor me?

hatfull
October 6, 2007, 01:04 AM
...when is the salford lads' club bike ride happening? nobody's mentioned it, in ages.

i've had a crisis of conscience and have decided i'm gonna participate. it's important to support worthy causes. who'll sponsor me?
I can offer cat hairs and sweetie wrappers? Or 20 children? They line up wll for lunch.

Busy Clippers
October 6, 2007, 01:11 AM
I will only sponsor you if you promise to use the bike ride as a platform to raise the profile of nipples in Britain.

HIM
October 6, 2007, 01:20 AM
I will only sponsor you if you promise to use the bike ride as a platform to raise the profile of nipples in Britain.

of course, ms. clippers. i'll go bareback and wear plasters on them.

hatfull
October 6, 2007, 01:23 AM
of course, ms. clippers. i'll go bareback and wear plasters on them.
i will print t shirts for the cause,

Campaign for

Understanding

Nipple

Tenderness.

Busy Clippers
October 6, 2007, 01:24 AM
you guys are awesome!

HIM
October 6, 2007, 01:26 AM
i will print t shirts for the cause,

Campaign for

Understanding

Nipple

Tenderness.

C.U.N.T., darling?

hatfull
October 6, 2007, 01:26 AM
you guys are awesome!
thanks! so are you

hatfull
October 6, 2007, 01:26 AM
C.U.N.T., darling?
well, if you're into shortening things...

Cassius
October 6, 2007, 02:09 AM
...when is the salford lads' club bike ride happening? nobody's mentioned it, in ages.

i've had a crisis of conscience and have decided i'm gonna participate. it's important to support worthy causes. who'll sponsor me?

I will, but you've got to put C.U.N.T. on your helmet as well.

the more you explore me!
October 6, 2007, 08:34 AM
C.U.N.T., darling?

can i sponsor your C.U.N.T?


When can i leave a small deposit?


I hope the C.U.N.T doesn't get saddle sore when they are riding!

hatfull
October 6, 2007, 08:35 AM
I will, but you've got to put C.U.N.T. on your helmet as well.
He's not wearing a helmet, he's wearing his new hat I've made him. I can embroider it on!

hatfull
October 6, 2007, 08:45 AM
can i sponsor your C.U.N.T?


When can i leave a small deposit?


I hope the C.U.N.T doesn't get saddle sore when they are riding!
well, really the ride is for the lads club, I wonder if they'd mind if a small amount went to Campaign for Understanding Nipple Tenderness...

slum mum 1974
October 6, 2007, 02:10 PM
...when is the salford lads' club bike ride happening? nobody's mentioned it, in ages.

i've had a crisis of conscience and have decided i'm gonna participate. it's important to support worthy causes. who'll sponsor me?

I think you have missed it..... :( It was on the 30th of September, i saw Phil last night wearing the t-shirt (which is pretty good by the way) i didn't sponser him but i think gentle kind sponsered him on my behalf so last night everyone was throwing money at him. Anyway i'll shut up now coz i'm rambling.

You could always arrange another one around London.

the more you explore me!
October 6, 2007, 04:50 PM
well, really the ride is for the lads club, I wonder if they'd mind if a small amount went to Campaign for Understanding Nipple Tenderness...

here i will sell this on ebay (see attachment) and send you a cheque.

You could always arrange another one around London.

will you help with HIM's C.U.N.T then?

Grim O'Grady
October 6, 2007, 06:04 PM
this C.U.N.T. brigade it is getting quite a big bunch, I'm not sure if I make the grade but I'd like to throw my hat in the C.U.N.T. & make it a bigger bunch of them.

love

Grim

vicarinatutugal
October 6, 2007, 08:46 PM
well, really the ride is for the lads club, I wonder if they'd mind if a small amount went to Campaign for Understanding Nipple Tenderness...

this page might help HIM hattie (http://www.mumstheword.com/productlist.asp?catid=151&gclid=CJmlgs-R-44CFQMfEgodz0po2g)

hatfull
October 6, 2007, 10:53 PM
this page might help HIM hattie (http://www.mumstheword.com/productlist.asp?catid=151&gclid=CJmlgs-R-44CFQMfEgodz0po2g)
I think it might, but honestly, the cabbage down the jarmies seems to have done the trick.

hatfull
October 6, 2007, 10:54 PM
this C.U.N.T. brigade it is getting quite a big bunch, I'm not sure if I make the grade but I'd like to throw my hat in the C.U.N.T. & make it a bigger bunch of them.

love

Grim
of course, the more the merrier!

vicarinatutugal
October 6, 2007, 10:57 PM
I think it might, but honestly, the cabbage down the jarmies seems to have done the trick.

ah great, I recall sitting spending the millenium with my nursing bra stuffed with cabbage leaves feeling like a over used milk cow, hellish so it was.
I sympathise with HIM.

hatfull
October 6, 2007, 11:03 PM
ah great, I recall sitting spending the millenium with my nursing bra stuffed with cabbage leaves feeling like a over used milk cow, hellish so it was.
I sympathise with HIM.
yep, it was a similar scene this afternoon when I left for the shops. He was feeling very sorry for himself with honey and cabbage everywhere

MadameChaos
February 12, 2008, 10:59 AM
i will print t shirts for the cause,

Campaign for

Understanding

Nipple

Tenderness.

LOL! It's an important cause.