Ok, I'll be honest, I don't understand this whole Jelly Bean thing...I could try to work it out but I thought instead, i'd start a Mighty Boosh thread! Post pics/ lyrics/scripts/stills/ anything else here! And maybe we can start our own gang!;)

I'll start... "It's impossible to feel depressed in a poncho"

1) Vince Noir
“"King of the mods" and has the extraordinary gift to speak to animals and claims to have been raised in a forest by Bryan Ferry.

“lurvely vince =]




2) Howard Moon
“An aspiring musician/poet/novelist with frequent delusions of grandeur. He works at the Zooniverse as a zookeeper

“How can the great Jazz Maverick not be ranked as number one, this is an outrage!




3) The Moon
“"An alabaster retard", The Moon always appears to be simple mindedly cheerful. He does not hang round with ball bags

“"I did a song! Jupiter, I did a song... you aint got one...yeeah!"




4) Bob Fossil
“chief zoo keeper though he knows nothing about animals. Had a traumatic childhood which involved his mother hiding in a bunker at breakfast while throwing eggs at him

“nicey nicey zoo zoo for him and her and me and you!






5) Old Gregg
“Err...how can anyone talk about The Mighty Boosh and not mention Old Gregg? The character is utter genius, and seriously one of the funniest things Ive ever seen. "It’s attached to your rod, motherlicker"

“Anyone that drinks Baileys from a shoe has to be in the top 10!




6) Naboo The Enigma
“Psychic shaman who works at the zoo. He is wise, wordly and helpful whilst at the same time having the demeanor of a stoned teenager

“i love naboo hehe




7) Dixon Bainbridge
“Owner of The Zooniverse. He claims to be a man of action, using his magnificent moustache to get him out of trouble




8) The Hitcher
“A Cockney man-witch with green skin and a top hat. He has a giant Polo for an eye and is pure evil. He is proprietor of the Zoo for Animal Offenders




9) Bollo
“A wise old ape with a secret ambition of touring Europe as a drummer. He is Naboo’s familiar.




10) Mrs. Gideon
“Head of Reptiles at the zooniverse and Howard’s love interest. She likes trumpets and bookmarks

Noel Fielding. Could present those baseball/basketball/whatever games on Channel 5 in the early hours of the morning and I'd watch. Phwoar

Just for you, lilybett...http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/THE-MIGHTY-BOOSH-NOEL-FIELDING-LTD-FANTASY-POP-ART_W0QQitemZ280075425890QQihZ018QQcategoryZ18837Q QrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

and...

Noel Fielding. Could present those baseball/basketball/whatever games on Channel 5 in the early hours of the morning and I'd watch. Phwoar

I met him at Edinburgh festival in 2005, (we'd got tickets to see Tim Vine) & we went up to a beer van to have a pre-show drink & he was stood at the side, I said to M23 "isn't that him from the mighty boosh?" & he replied "I've never heard of them, what sort of music do they do?".
FFS!
Anyhoo I went up & had a wee word wi him, he seemed a nice bloke.

love

Grim (I know I know)

He is nice, I've met him a few times!
Though not as lovely as sexy Julian... sigh...

Anyhoo I went up & had a wee word wi him, he seemed a nice bloke.



hatfull got her breast sign by him, but it's in invisible ink so, to read it you've got to rub a lemon there??????


(this is a joke by the way she didn't really)

No I did not!!!! A woman at the last gig I went to interrupted a very deep and meaningful conversation Noel and I were having to have her tit signed...he didn't look too impressed...

Time for another quote:
"You see a peanut, the day's off to a good start for yu. You whitness some soil, it's a jamboree for Vince Noir" HAHA!!!!!!!!!
Ooh, more photos...

Let's make the bloody gang, why not :cool:

Let's make the bloody gang, why not :cool:
yeah!
chica aint need no gang
though
the C. Sharks aint all bad

Let's make the bloody gang, why not :cool:

What shall we call them? Please don't make me try to work out how to set up a poll...

I quite like Electro Fairy, Manginas, Jazz Mavericks, Spirits Of Jazz, Milky Joe and the Coconuts... endless ideas...

No I did not!!!! A woman at the last gig I went to interrupted a very deep and meaningful conversation Noel and I were having to have her tit signed...he didn't look too impressed...
.

sorry it was on your buttocks.... every time it "hey the more you explore me! give me a lemon out of your drink, i want to show these tourists my noel fielding autograph on my bottom!!!!!"
i've just taken to cutting up a lemon and carrying it with me, but now i smell like a bottle of fairy liquid?

Well, something edible would make sense :confused:

Well, something edible would make sense :confused:

you may be edible
:confused:

Well, something edible would make sense :confused:

Hmmm... Verties sig maybe? Or Milky Joes?

Uh, my head just doesn't work tonight, I hope I can be of better assistance tomorrow :o

you may be edible
:confused:

Maybe, I can't try :confused: :p

The Mighty Boosh is one of the best things on the tele!

I'm going to have to watch my DVD now!!!

1) Vince Noir
“"King of the mods" and has the extraordinary gift to speak to animals and claims to have been raised in a forest by Bryan Ferry.

“lurvely vince =]




2) Howard Moon
“An aspiring musician/poet/novelist with frequent delusions of grandeur. He works at the Zooniverse as a zookeeper

“How can the great Jazz Maverick not be ranked as number one, this is an outrage!




3) The Moon
“"An alabaster retard", The Moon always appears to be simple mindedly cheerful. He does not hang round with ball bags

“"I did a song! Jupiter, I did a song... you aint got one...yeeah!"




4) Bob Fossil
“chief zoo keeper though he knows nothing about animals. Had a traumatic childhood which involved his mother hiding in a bunker at breakfast while throwing eggs at him

“nicey nicey zoo zoo for him and her and me and you!






5) Old Gregg
“Err...how can anyone talk about The Mighty Boosh and not mention Old Gregg? The character is utter genius, and seriously one of the funniest things Ive ever seen. "It’s attached to your rod, motherlicker"

“Anyone that drinks Baileys from a shoe has to be in the top 10!




6) Naboo The Enigma
“Psychic shaman who works at the zoo. He is wise, wordly and helpful whilst at the same time having the demeanor of a stoned teenager

“i love naboo hehe




7) Dixon Bainbridge
“Owner of The Zooniverse. He claims to be a man of action, using his magnificent moustache to get him out of trouble




8) The Hitcher
“A Cockney man-witch with green skin and a top hat. He has a giant Polo for an eye and is pure evil. He is proprietor of the Zoo for Animal Offenders




9) Bollo
“A wise old ape with a secret ambition of touring Europe as a drummer. He is Naboo’s familiar.




10) Mrs. Gideon
“Head of Reptiles at the zooniverse and Howard’s love interest. She likes trumpets and bookmarks

Milky Joe is up there too!

It is indeed... Oh look, another photo of Julian (please let him never see my wierd fixation with him...)

for my lady friends xxx
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/164041pw400.jpg
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/MightybooshPIC1.jpg
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/noelfielding1.jpg

Dribble... I may have to have the top one blown up and put on my wall in my new flat to cuddle and lick when alone at night...

Dribble... I may have to have the top one blown up and put on my wall in my new flat to cuddle and lick when alone at night...
?????? that is even a bit odd for you????? but have it laminated first:)

?????? that is even a bit odd for you????? but have it laminated first:)

Yeah, might need laminating...

Dribble... I may have to have the top one blown up and put on my wall in my new flat to cuddle and lick when alone at night...

as your 'intended', i think you should know that i find this quite, quite intolerable. :mad:

as your 'intended', i think you should know that i find this quite, quite intolerable. :mad:

YES

also...



I

LOVE

YOU

what about me and your post yesterday?

can i join?
i like the jazz mavericks that sounds cultured...

HIM needs a cuddle.;)

can i join?
i like the jazz mavericks that sounds cultured...
your already the honouary member my dear.
HIM needs a cuddle.;)

me too, more then HIM.....i want a cuddle too Kewpie:)

me too, more then HIM.....i want a cuddle too Kewpie:)

xxxcuddlexxxx :) :) :)

tmyem never works this time on a Thursday...:p
if everyone is getting hugs...can I have one?

Of course virtie.:)

xxx group hugs xxx

xxxcuddlexxxx :) :) :)
back at yer baby xxx
tmyem never works this time on a Thursday...:p
if everyone is getting hugs...can I have one?
it called my lunch hour cheeky...& i have 15 mins left.
so you can have a cuddle too. i posted pics of Noel for you, on the 1st page.

yes, i lingered over them for a while :p
you don't work! the less of this denial the better, i admit i'm in class and i have no intention to work...
thanks Kewpie *hug back*

:mad: I have to go
I'll come back later
tmyem, you never gave me a hug *weeps*
bye xxx

You are always welcome, virtie.:)

you don't work! the less of this denial the better,

you need a kick in the pants..... i work very hard ..... at nothing:p

.
so you can have a cuddle too. .

:mad: I have to go
I'll come back later
tmyem, you never gave me a hug *weeps*
bye xxx

yes i did you silly billy.... hugs again:)

as your 'intended', i think you should know that i find this quite, quite intolerable. :mad:

what about me and your post yesterday?


See? I was so upset when I found you declaring your love for other members of the board AGAIN I ahd to use my unhealthy Julian fixation to repair the damage...anyway, are you going to join me here? *flutters lashes*

can i join?
i like the jazz mavericks that sounds cultured...

Hmm..Mutent Jazz Maverick Manginas?

HIM needs a cuddle.;)

Here we go baby *leans forward and gives HIM a huge hug whilest also rubbing boobs up and down his top and pinching his bum* Is that better?;)
...And back to the task in hand (as it were)

yes back on track before you turn it into a rejected script from a carry on film from the 1970s.

4 virtually dead

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/noel-fielding.jpg

tmyem brings me pretty things...i love that:p
so...shall we have a logo or something? :confused:

Yeah! I'll have a look later (sadly have to do dull things such as cleaning and work first:rolleyes: ) Sorry for suggesting the idea then buggering off and leaving other people to do the work! Had a very busy day yesterday (once I'd finally got up!)
Oh vertie...saw a friend on Friday was told I had missed a 'brilliant party' couple of weekends before...party was birthday of friend of a friend Mike who is Naboo in Boosh (and Noel's brother)...and guess who was there?:D LOL! Had decided party too much like hard work and gone to pub instead! Never mind...

i do not understand this thread
and never have!

Robby, you have to watch the show first.
Although I still haven't had a chance to watch it yet.:p
Lufthansa still doesn't have a video facilities for each seat on economy class...I was annoyed unable to watch Woody Allen's "Scoope" coz they stopped the screening in the middle in order to serve food.:(
Hopefully next time I'm going to Japan may be fly with Virgin.

Robby, you have to watch the show first.
Although I still haven't had a chance to watch it yet.:p
Lufthansa still doesn't have a video facilities for each seat on economy class...I was annoyed unable to watch Woody Allen's "Scoope" coz they stopped the screening in the middle in order to serve food.:(
Hopefully next time I'm going to Japan may be fly with Virgin.

on the way to Nippon stop over in San Francisco
my flatmate Andi speaks Japanese
& will go to Popscene

Thank you very much for your invitation.:)
I'll think about it, but it takes twice to get Japan if I fly via SF.:o

Thank you very much for your invitation.:)
I'll think about it, but it takes twice to get Japan if I fly via SF.:o

well
you can stay a while in Chica's closet

<swoon>

Finding a Boosh thread has inspired me to stop lurking.

And yes, Julian is the one. I wish Noel would stop messing around with Russell Brand. It makes me feel weird. :o

Really????? wierd as in squirming, or wierd as in don't they look hot together? I think they are soooooooo funny together...'The Goth Detectives'!!! If they wern't both so streight I'd think they were having an affair...
And I'm glad this thread has coaxed you out! Hands off Julian though!;) :D

Really????? wierd as in squirming, or wierd as in don't they look hot together? I think they are soooooooo funny together...'The Goth Detectives'!!! If they wern't both so streight I'd think they were having an affair...
And I'm glad this thread has coaxed you out! Hands off Julian though!;) :D

Erm, shall I admit it? :cool:

A little naughty thoughts weird.
And a little "Oi! Quit cheating on Julian!" weird.

You're in London, you going to the RAH gig? (I'm not. Sadly, I'm in the states.)

Yeah, I kind of know what you mean, but to be honest, Julian doesn't do stand up any more (trust me I'd be there with hancuffs) so I don't think he'd mind too much or Noel wouldn't do it (I love the fact I think I can talk about them like I know them!) RAH? Which one's that (soooooo out of touch!)

NEWS: Noel is on Buzzcocks this week...:D

he's so pretty :p

Vertie, did you see my post atthe top of the page:D I think you should come and sleep inmy broom cupboard and we'll go a hunting...

It made me jealous
and jealousy is an ugly monster ;)

I'd Love to :D

erm...what's our name hatfull?

The Jazz Detectives? Or the Goth Mavericks? If I hear of another party, I'll be there...with a video camera (and probably you in tow!)

Goth Mavericks...i like that :cool:
I might just turn up one day...you better watch out :D

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! You might have to share a cupboard with the cat and Julian...I only let him out for bed time activities!:D

Are you sure you would trust me in a cuboard with him? With that jealous streak of yours? :D
why do you keep him in a cuboard..that can't be healthy...

Hmmm, good point! He keeps trying to run away if I let him out, he's worse than the cat...so seperate cupboards then... (not in a cruel way, it's just that I HAVE NO SPACE!!!

Can't I share with Noel intead...you know if I have to share with someone:rolleyes:

Shall The Goth Mavericks have a logo?

Yeah, I kind of know what you mean, but to be honest, Julian doesn't do stand up any more (trust me I'd be there with hancuffs) so I don't think he'd mind too much or Noel wouldn't do it (I love the fact I think I can talk about them like I know them!) RAH? Which one's that (soooooo out of touch!)

I know and he's having twins soon so I suppose he's busy buying twosies of everything.

RAH - is the Royal Albert Hall gig for Teenage Cancer at the end of March, I believe. Noel and Russ are hosting a comedy night as, yes, the Goth Detectives. :)

Oooh, I had been hearing about that Buzzcocks appearance for ages. Looking forward to that.

Hmmm, what kind of logo? Yeah, go share with Noel, I'm sure his girlfriend won't mind!

:D
It would never happen :(
I dunno what about one of the boosh esque skulls?

OK!!!! How do you alter them to include text? I have no idea!

are we talking on a computer? I'm hopeless!
erm...paste it into paint and then write on it...:o

Hmmm...let me see what I can do...

I can't bloody do it! Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!

ha
I'll try and draw one on paint tomorrow..so what's the definite name? it's up to you :D

The Goth Mavericks! :D

Sorry if its in the wrong spot...

but just thought I'd let any Australian Boosh fans know the 2nd series is starting on SBS next Thu at 10pm

They are utter shite
Maye that's why you don't find them funny?

They are utter shite
Maye that's why you don't find them funny?

We do. That's why the thread is called 'I love the Mighty Boosh'.

Howard: "I dont' know if you know this vince but i'm spanish"

Vince: "You're not spanish, you're clearly from Leeds, i've seen the way you talk to women! (does a husky and bad northern accent) 'come on get in me wheelbarrow, get over here you cheeky vixen'"

Howard: " I'm talking about my lineage, my deep deep lineage my linneaggio.....nic"

Viince: "Oh, I was talking about last thursday!"

he he he :D
I miss the Boosh it has been banned from my house

he he he :D
I miss the Boosh it has been banned from my house

Why?
Too funny to watch? :p

he he he :D
I miss the Boosh it has been banned from my house

don't worry get a train.... we have two bedrooms here; i'll adopt you and hatfull can visit on weekends, also bring series 2 which i haven't got and also the live dvd.

quite the opposite
"Not that fucking programme again!!?"
they don't understand :)

he he he :D
I miss the Boosh it has been banned from my house

Noooooooooooo!!!! D'ya know what Vertie, if I can work out how to do it, I'll burn the audio CD (six episodes of the radio programme) and if you PM me your address I'll post it to you.

don't worry get a train.... we have two bedrooms here; i'll adopt you and hatfull can visit on weekends, also bring series 2 which i haven't got and also the live dvd.

Now that would be a disfunctional family :rolleyes:

Noooooooooooo!!!! D'ya know what Vertie, if I can work out how to do it, I'll burn the audio CD (six episodes of the radio programme) and if you PM me your address I'll post it to you.

ha
sure I'll pm you :D

ha
sure I'll pm you :D
don't mock she aren't done that for me:(

i'm slightly scared she might send me shite in a bag or a dead polecat

don't mock she aren't done that for me:(


I just offered!!!!

i'm slightly scared she might send me shite in a bag or a dead polecat

:mad: Vertie, I was being nice!!!!!;)

allright then but don't send me no funny stuff ;)

No, i won't. Like I say, I have to work out how to do it so it could be a while...

i'm slightly scared she might send me shite in a bag or a dead polecat

well some may say, she has with the burning of the cds... wait a minute it isn't 'the feelings' LP :p


what member of 'the Polecats' has died?????? not Boz???? and what is a dead polecat doing in Hatfull new home????:confused:

can't you do megaupload things..that would be much simpler..

Eh???? i have no idea how any of that stuff works...

shall I explain? ;)
go to website www.megaupload.com
click on the icon that says free membership on the left hand corner
fill that in, then at the bottom of the screen there is a thing for selecting files and putting in email addresses, fill that in.
and thats it
I'll pm you my email

shall I explain? ;)
go to website www.megaupload.com
click on the icon that says free membership on the left hand corner
fill that in, then at the bottom of the screen there is a thing for selecting files and putting in email addresses, fill that in.
and thats it
I'll pm you my email

Ok, i'll have a go, I am however, an idiot about this kind of thing...

so am I, but I did it once :o

so am I, but I did it once :o
wot you have only been an idiot once:p

very funny
no i worked megaupload once :p

very funny
no i worked megaupload once :p
one more then me!

i have always wondered where your signature is from?

Well, I created an account, but how do I import it from my itunes to there? I don't want to send you my entire library!!!!

see the bit that says select file to send, click browse and you should find it

I love the Boosh!!

Had difficulties coping with the fame,
Well the drugs...
I had 3 lattes and an Americano, I'm blazing!

^ welcome to "the gang" :cool:

I love the Boosh!!

Had difficulties coping with the fame,
Well the drugs...
I had 3 lattes and an Americano, I'm blazing!
LOL... i watched that one today.. cheers for that:)

see the bit that says select file to send, click browse and you should find it

No, only the software for itunes...

I love the Boosh!!

Had difficulties coping with the fame,
Well the drugs...
I had 3 lattes and an Americano, I'm blazing!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! Welcome fellow Boosh fanatic:D

erm...in my documents does it say My music and if you click on that you can get into itunes music?

erm...in my documents does it say My music and if you click on that you can get into itunes music?

Yep, I found it!!!! now, how do I select all, or do I have to do each one individually?

probably one by one :o
unless you know otherwise

probably one by one :o
unless you know otherwise

Well, let's wait and see what happens...cross your fingers vertie...

crossed
if this workes how about a "Hatfull can work a computer!!:D" thread?

I've lost your email!!! Can you send it again?

crossed
if this workes how about a "Hatfull can work a computer!!:D" thread?

Hatfull is a f**king idiot with no idea how a computer works might be more appropriate!!!!:D

Hatfull is a f**king idiot with no idea how a computer works might be more appropriate!!!!:D
stop putting yourself down, that is a bit much really.... can we just have "bloody":p

so..how are we getting on? :p

so..how are we getting on? :p

I deleated your email by mistake...cn you pm me with it again (I told you, I am an idiot)

Um...vertie, it won't accept that email address...

i send you another

You seen the gangbang bit?

:eek: No..

Hatfull it doesn't matter about the CD

Vertie? I'm hiding out here...

is this our shelter? ;)
how was your day today?

is this our shelter? ;)
how was your day today?
Yep, this is our shelter from silly fighting.
My day was good, my lectures got cancelled, we all went for brunch then I came home, gritted my teach and finished my silly, silly essay.

Yep, this is our shelter from silly fighting.
My day was good, my lectures got cancelled, we all went for brunch then I came home, gritted my teach and finished my silly, silly essay.
How was your day?

I had school...double history urgh
but hey! i have double chemistry tomorrow :(
i hate this place a wee bit

I had school...double history urgh
but hey! i have double chemistry tomorrow :(
i hate this place a wee bit
Me too sometimes, but I can't seem to leave it alone...

i know..but If the fighting doesn't stop..it's not worth it

i know..but If the fighting doesn't stop..it's not worth it
yeah, but this is like a release for me from my real life...I need it sometimes.

i know..but If the fighting doesn't stop..it's not worth it

Don't worry It will stop, I'm asking for my account to be deleted, I'm sick to death of utter cunts on here having a pop at me every second, fucking bitter cunts and then they report me to the mods and I get banned. :rolleyes:

I regret joining now, been a complete waste of my time.

I'd rather you didn't go to be honest

I'd rather you didn't go to be honest
Me too. I'll miss you if you go.

Well tough, it's quite evident that every fight involves me in someway or another, so the problem shall be removed. I can't be bothered with the forum anymore. I try to be nice, but people drive me to be nasty.

you can rise above it, surely?

Nope, because I don't take shit from anyone.

Nope, because I don't take shit from anyone.
It's a shame though.

i suppose that is a good way to be

It's a shame though.

Not for me it isn't and I am the only person who matters in my world, fuck everyone else. :p

i suppose that is a good way to be

It's the only way to be.

Nope, because I don't take shit from anyone.
i know we fell out, but you shouldn't just leave!
you can rise above it, surely?
yes rise above it
i suppose that is a good way to be
it is but as you said you have to rise above it.

you propably don't care but I think this is going to the dogs and you are one of the only reasons some of us come on now

Is it safe to come out of the thread yet?

yes, I think so :)

you propably don't care but I think this is going to the dogs and you are one of the only reasons some of us come on now

Nice try, but it won't work, everyone says everything is going "to the dogs". I'm sure once Lor returns you'll be fine or halfie decides to post more often and there are lots more members you can talk to, so I'm not buying bullshit.

it's not
but you don't need to believe me
I'll know i did

Oh well you'll get over it. Anyway I'm not posting anymore so I wouldn't bother.

Oh well you'll get over it. Anyway I'm not posting anymore so I wouldn't bother.
Awww...poor Kickstand
http://crystal.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/crybaby.jpg

Kickstand deleted his post here...so I edited mine to this

Why is this guy / girl hijacking every thread at the moment? This forum is becoming less worth visiting every day because of this type of poster.
I really don't want to leave as I generally do enjoy the banter between genuine Morrissey fans.
Thanks,
Lux

Because I can...if you don't like it, ignore it.

You are quite impossible to ignore as your name pops up on every thread and your immature, asinine ramblings are tantamount to complete retardation.

OMFG!!! Where have I beeen!!!! A MIGHTY BOOSH THREAD!!!!!!
'Ice floe, nowhere to go, ice floe, nowhere to go, lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa'
Yes, I have gotten my friends obsessed. We named our Math Counts team (yes, I'm a nerd :p) The Crystal Moccasins (from the electro song...)

And btw... what fighting? Bring me up to date please :)

You are quite impossible to ignore as your name pops up on every thread and your immature, asinine ramblings are tantamount to complete retardation.
With every fiber of my being I'm biting my tongue...

OMFG!!! Where have I beeen!!!! A MIGHTY BOOSH THREAD!!!!!!
'Ice floe, nowhere to go, ice floe, nowhere to go, lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraaaa'
Yes, I have gotten my friends obsessed. We named our Math Counts team (yes, I'm a nerd :p) The Crystal Moccasins (from the electro song...)

And btw... what fighting? Bring me up to date please :)
LOR!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've missed you!!!!!! 'They call me the genre spanner' 'They call you the spanner' Fighting...oh where to begin...not good.

'Goth Juice, made from the tears of Robert Smith' :)

Who, what, when, where, why? Gimme da gossip :p

'Goth Juice, made from the tears of Robert Smith' :)

Who, what, when, where, why? Gimme da gossip :p
'Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get.'
Kickstand, he got banned he was allowed back, he got upset last night and got banned again (i miss him a bit), Viva and Robby and it';s been bad recently. I've missed you!!!!!

"When you are the moon, the best thing to be is a full moon..."

But what actually happened? :p

Yeah, I've missed you too. How's your cat?

Well, I'll be a little more specific than Hattie was.

Fightings that went on:

Robby v Kuiper
Robby v Viva
Robby v Kuiper and Viva
Kickstand v Virtie (didn't fight back)
Kickstand v Robby
Kickstand v Kuiper
Kickstand v Robby and Kuiper
Kickstand v Robby, Kuiper, and Viva
Kickstand v Viva
Viva v evergreennightmare
Viva v Morrissey the 23rd
Viva v Lux girl
Viva v Jon
Viva v Paul
Viva v Jon and Paul

Thats about all of them...

Don't forget:
Jon and Paul v Kuiper, WinkWink, Robby, and Viva
chica v Kuiper
Slummy v Viva over Kuiper's love
Viva v Bikie

Half of them are half-true jokes, the other half are real and you should include them, Vividalin.

I wasn't aware you and Chica had it out...nor was I aware I fought with Slummy!

I just noticed a common link between MOST of those fights!

Me and chica didn't really, though there has been a bit every now and then, but not a real fight. Viva, you are such a hooligan.

"When you are the moon, the best thing to be is a full moon..."

But what actually happened? :p

Yeah, I've missed you too. How's your cat?
'I'm Old Gregg. Look at my mangina'

I'm good, we moved house. The cat is currently ignoring her new pink fluffy scratching post which matches my pink fluffy throw and bean bags.

Me and chica didn't really, though there has been a bit every now and then, but not a real fight. Viva, you are such a hooligan.
Sweet and tender hopefully...

Sweet and tender hopefully...

I know from personal experience you are sour and rough.

Umm... but why?
About what?

Umm... but why?
About what?

You mean what I said about Viva? Oh, you see, we've had an interesting relationship since you've been gone, lots of stuff has happened. Between the two of us, a joke is most clearly a joke if it lacks emoticons, apparently.

Woah, late post.
'Have you ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?' (I have :p Fit of hyperness one time :))

Hatfull, I'm moving house too!! All my stuff is packed.

I know from personal experience you are sour and rough.
But you like it rough!

But you like it rough!

Well at least from my taste in females you can tell I like things sweet not sour.

Well at least from my taste in females you can tell I like things sweet not sour.
But you like your men sour...

But you like your men sour...

Invalid! I don't like men at all!

Invalid! I don't like men at all!
That's not what you were telling me when you woke up this morning next to me...

That's not what you were telling me when you woke up this morning next to me...

That's because you were covered in makeup and you are very small down there, it was confusing, I was drunk.

You must have been drunk...because I am not small down there...

^^Then how come I couldn't tell you were male, even when your makeup was coming off and I was started to sober up?

Because it was the best sex you'd ever had and you thought "Surely this had to have been a woman with a big strap-on"...

^^I don't see how the quality of this supposed event made me assume the perpetrator penetrator was female. Come on, just admit it, what you did was create a doll that looked like me and kidnapped me and made me think you had done your acts to me when really you did it to the doll. You just couldn't violate me, you just stood there in awe of my naked body, it was untouchable, like a masterpiece, would you make wallpaper out of the Mona Lisa?

Actually...as soon as I took off your clothes and took off mine you started singing "Wide To Recieve"...so...I gave...

If I recall correctly, and I do, when you were driving me to the 7-11 you started signing a medley of I'd Love To and A Swallow on My Neck. Then you drugged me and were too in awe of me to touch me.

You must be thinking of Robby...:o

Wait, sorry, my mistake, it was Kickie. :o

Kickie was afraid to touch you? I feel bad for him...he'll never lose his virginity at this rate...

No, here's how it happened:
You were afraid to touch me
Robby, Jesse, and me went cruising for chicks
Kickie sang the "I'd Love To/Swallow" medley
Robert Smith got raped by Charlotte Elise the kangaroo
Grim is a double (at least) transgender

That is all the news on the sexual front at Moz-Solo.

Don't forget that I deflowered you...

Kickie was afraid to touch you? I feel bad for him...he'll never lose his virginity at this rate...

Nothing wrong with that, he's quite sensible, most lads his age end up with a child and with STI's rife in England, I'm sure he wouldn't want to wake up with a burning sensation down below. ;)

Oh! Look at Tomorrow! He's coming into his own now! I'm so proud...in a few months you'll be taking ass and kicking names!

Don't forget that I deflowered you...

No, that was bikie, at the sleepover during naked twister.

No, I'll be eating a vegetarian meal with my new lady whilst gazing into her beautiful green eyes.

Trapped In A Box

Trapped in a box by a cockney nutjob
Have a cup of tea, have a cup of tea,
I’m the hitcher, let me put you in the picture
Creepin’ in your room in the dead of night
With my solo polo vision

I’m a cockney Geezer, High speed bleed ya
I’ll do the ripper, when he wants you to nip her
I taught ‘em how to slice, I’ll cut ‘em up a treat

Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Pound your banana (two pound your pear)
Courtney shivers with your melons (oh yeah!)

Comin’ on strong like a freakshow nightmare
Dancin’ skeletons, white, blue and yellow ‘uns
Movin’ through the shadows with the speed of a cat
And if you cross us I’ll cut you
And you ain’t gonna like that

I’ve bad juju, I do voodoo if I choose to
I harness the forces of evil to amuse you
A power, Apollo, an evil magnet
Suckin’ up your soul
And you ain’t gonna like that!

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for miss V & hattie xxx

thank you :D

i like trapped in a closet

this program just ins;t funny, its not clever at all and its just rubbish

this is the "we love the mighty boosh" thread indicated by the title..make a "we hate the mighty boosh thread" go on..;)

this program just ins;t funny, its not clever at all and its just rubbish

your kidding... oh no....i wish you said earlier, i mean today, i got series 2 delivered by the post man:D

you think i put "return to sender" that no one will know!

I don't even know what 'The Mighty Boosh' is...it sounds like a porno to me. :o

well, Noel Feilding and that peacock feather...:D

I don't even know what 'The Mighty Boosh' is...it sounds like a porno to me. :o

it is for miss v dead & hatfull... comedy porno, most graphic in it's gynecological*'voyeur' way?

it is for miss v dead & hatfull... comedy porno, most graphic in it's gynecological*'voyeur' way?
Oh my...it sounds like something that would be on the Lifetime Network...

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for miss V & hattie xxx
*dribble* I know that's an old photo but OH GOD I WANT HIM!!!!!!!

*dribble* I know that's an old photo but OH GOD I WANT HIM!!!!!!!
you insatiable women:)

i got the second series today:) i'll watch it tomorrow:)

I just like to look really, he'd be safe if I saw him anywhere

I just like to look really, he'd be safe if I saw him anywhere
a few jars in yer girl, i would have to hold you back:p

a few jars in yer girl, i would have to hold you back:p
Nah, i think i'd hide under a table and cry to be honest

Nah, i think i'd hide under a table and cry to be honest
I knew you couldn't hold your drink:p

I knew you couldn't hold your drink:p
Drink and Julain would tip me over, especially with his growing family...

Drink and Julain would tip me over, especially with his growing family...
whoops the little boosh on the way...pls be happy for him:(

whoops the little boosh on the way...pls be happy for him:(
I am, which is why I wouldn't jump him....

I'll waiut till she's chucked him for his hardcore partying in a year or so and then make my move!

I am, which is why I wouldn't jump him....

I'll waiut till she's chucked him for his hardcore partying in a year or so and then make my move!
ok stepmum hattie :p

does he hard core party thou?

ok stepmum hattie :p

does he hard core party thou?
Yes. Very. Or he was last I heard...

Yes. Very. Or he was last I heard...
oh i thought he at home listening to jazz and jazz funk:)

LOL!!!! when he's not listening to Jazz (or funk, Jazz's deformed cousin) he's out on the lash

LOL!!!! when he's not listening to Jazz (or funk, Jazz's deformed cousin) he's out on the lash
never thought i'll say this but your made for each other (except the jazz part):p

The Mighty Boosh on Comic Relief Red Nose Day 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6_2Ellw1QI

just finished watching the second series......hatful you've created some fans here:)

The Mighty Boosh on Comic Relief Red Nose Day 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6_2Ellw1QI

just finished watching the second series......hatful you've created some fans here:)

ok now I want to like them, I thought Noel was brilliant on that big fat quiz show and I have seen them on some chat shows and stuff (funny) but the comic relief thing I Just did not get? am I missing some genius?
I think I have a download link to it though if anyone wants it :p

ok now I want to like them, I thought Noel was brilliant on that big fat quiz show and I have seen them on some chat shows and stuff (funny) but the comic relief thing I Just did not get? am I missing some genius?
I think I have a download link to it though if anyone wants it :p
well prob not the best of them...but i missed it......

yes we do?

well prob not the best of them...but i missed it......

yes we do?

mighty boosh

http://www.mediafire.com/?ekltzmw0jmo

The Mighty Boosh - I'll Put a Move on You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz2szNKnsXo

the mighty boosh- Techno Mouse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBkpE2TdE_I

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Series 3 Update.
Strap In, It’s time for Series 3.
Julian and Noel have finished writing Series 3 and have enlisted the help of Richard Ayoade (long term collaborator and one time Dixon Bainbridge) as a script editor. The next few weeks should see them embark on pre-production of the next incarnation of The Mighty Boosh. With a scheduled July start and Paul King back in the directors hammock, filming will take place in a studio somewhere outside London. The series should hit the screens in the Autumn.

Julian has given us a quick idea of what to expect:

series three is set in naboo's second hand shop. where he sells under the counter shaman supplies to the local shaman of dalston. howard and vince work there. and get to sell their own stuff. howard sells rare pressings of early charlie mingus records. vince sells luminous drainpipes and see through hats. during the series they get visits from a evil cockney gangster who controls the local eel community, the crack fox , a junky fox who lives in the alley at the back of the shop. and even get shrunk down and injected into the body of a dying punk.

Autumn will also see the first TV broadcast of last year’s award winning tour of the U.K. If you missed The Mighty Boosh Live you can catch the sell-out Brixton Academy show from the comfort of your living room on BBC3.

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Series 3 Update.
Strap In, It’s time for Series 3.
Julian and Noel have finished writing Series 3 and have enlisted the help of Richard Ayoade (long term collaborator and one time Dixon Bainbridge) as a script editor. The next few weeks should see them embark on pre-production of the next incarnation of The Mighty Boosh. With a scheduled July start and Paul King back in the directors hammock, filming will take place in a studio somewhere outside London. The series should hit the screens in the Autumn.

Julian has given us a quick idea of what to expect:

series three is set in naboo's second hand shop. where he sells under the counter shaman supplies to the local shaman of dalston. howard and vince work there. and get to sell their own stuff. howard sells rare pressings of early charlie mingus records. vince sells luminous drainpipes and see through hats. during the series they get visits from a evil cockney gangster who controls the local eel community, the crack fox , a junky fox who lives in the alley at the back of the shop. and even get shrunk down and injected into the body of a dying punk.

Autumn will also see the first TV broadcast of last year’s award winning tour of the U.K. If you missed The Mighty Boosh Live you can catch the sell-out Brixton Academy show from the comfort of your living room on BBC3.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! We can start Booshamimes again!!!!!!! I am a bit worried it might be pants though. The live show was so, so funny, my bother bought it me for my birthday, I watched it just before Christmas while I was decorating the tree.

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*sighs* Now, I bet he wouldn't put this pressure on me.

*sighs* Now, I bet he wouldn't put this pressure on me.

he has already got one in the oven anyway!

he has already got one in the oven anyway!
Precisely (though I think it's twins actually) so he won't be wanting more, now will he?

Precisely (though I think it's twins actually) so he won't be wanting more, now will he?
not for a while at any rate.....why? whats all this baby talk then:confused:

Bump! :)

Bump! :)
Thanks Kewpie! :D

Here we go: Not the best, it was really bright lighting! (I have more too! :D )

We're being shifted around like Boosh obsessed homeless people or something, heh.

But anyway, I think it was the King's Head, nobody else was impressed but I was.

We're being shifted around like Boosh obsessed homeless people or something, heh.

But anyway, I think it was the King's Head, nobody else was impressed but I was.
If I had been there, I suspect i would still be hanging on to his ankles and whimpering now! Noel's brother Mike who was Naboo used to work in one of our local shops because he lives near me! He went to school with some friends of ours. I'm just hoping the new series will still be funny...

If I had been there, I suspect i would still be hanging on to his ankles and whimpering now! Noel's brother Mike who was Naboo used to work in one of our local shops because he lives near me! He went to school with some friends of ours. I'm just hoping the new series will still be funny...

He was there with his wife/girlfriend so probably not that good an idea ;)

Of course it will be funny, ye of little faith :D

He was there with his wife/girlfriend so probably not that good an idea ;)

Of course it will be funny, ye of little faith :D
I know :mad: I had a big hissy fit when I found out he was going out with Julia Davis...oh well, I shouldn't even be looking! I hope so, did you go and see the live show?

I know :mad: I had a big hissy fit when I found out he was going out with Julia Davis...oh well, I shouldn't even be looking! I hope so, did you go and see the live show?

She is really great aswell, really underrated

Yeah it was amazing, it works so well in that format. Did you?

She is really great aswell, really underrated

Yeah it was amazing, it works so well in that format. Did you?
hmmmmmmmm........Nighty Night creeped me out a bit.

Yes we did, very funny!

On a slighty related note, have you seen Garth Merenghi's Dark Place?

Her apperarances on Chris Morris' shows were fantastic.


Yeah, but I think I was the only person I know who didn't enjoy it, dissapointing

Her apperarances on Chris Morris' shows were fantastic.


Yeah, but I think I was the only person I know who didn't enjoy it, dissapointing
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!In the IT Crowd, god soooooooooo funny!

That's a shame! I hardly know anyone who's seen it at all, I thought I'd imagined it for ages!

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!In the IT Crowd, god soooooooooo funny!

That's a shame! I hardly know anyone who's seen it at all, I thought I'd imagined it for ages!

No not IT crowd...errrrr evil :eek:

I'll give garth marenghi another go at some point, i got given the dvd for christmas and it might grow on me.

Yeah, it might do, it was a good show i thought! i got the DVD for my birthday, and I still loved it!

Her apperarances on Chris Morris' shows were fantastic.


Yeah, but I think I was the only person I know who didn't enjoy it, dissapointing


Was Julia Davis also in Nathan Barley?
I don't remember seeing her in Day Today or Brass Eye.

Was Julia Davis also in Nathan Barley?
I don't remember seeing her in Day Today or Brass Eye.
I don't remember her in Nathan Barley...mind you, it was a bit of a Julian fest for me...

She was in Brass Eye briefly, also Nathan Barley but I've tried to put it out of my mind, I was mainly thinking about Jam

She was in Brass Eye briefly, also Nathan Barley but I've tried to put it out of my mind, I was mainly thinking about Jam
Oh, ok, i don't think i've seen that then.

I don't remember her in Nathan Barley...mind you, it was a bit of a Julian fest for me...


Pity Channel 4 didn't commissioned the second series. :(
Julian and Noel were very funny and I really liked Ben Whishaw aka Pingu.

It's really really odd, there aren't actually any jokes. They are more like surrealist stories mixed with over the top graphics, in a sketch show format. You can probably find it on youtube

She was in Brass Eye briefly, also Nathan Barley but I've tried to put it out of my mind, I was mainly thinking about Jam

Yes, I remember seeing her in Jam/Blue Jam!

I went to see the stage version of Blue Jam five years ago.

Yes, I remember seeing her in Jam/Blue Jam!

I went to see the stage version of Blue Jam five years ago.

Oh wow, I wish i'd seen that :eek:

If you haven't watched the TV show you'll enjoy more.
It's quite good though. :)

Youtube is a brilliant thing...This sketch always made me laugh for some reason

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Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?

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Vince Noir: [to locksmith] You haven't seen my mate Howard, have you? Kinda tall, scruffy hair, small eyes like a crab?
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........thank you explorie!

I cant help but see him as the love child of rod stewart and a raven!
that made me laugh from the big quiz last year.

I cant help but see him as the love child of rod stewart and a raven!
that made me laugh from the big quiz last year.
oh I nearly died! Him and Russell, The Goth Detectives!

oh I nearly died! Him and Russell, The Goth Detectives!

it was the funniest thing going! I love this little Moz introduction. Watch after the band intros
Morrissey doing Russell, well after a fashion (http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=3943482740352913211&hl=en-GB)

it was the funniest thing going! I love this little Moz introduction. Watch after the band intros
Morrissey doing Russell, well after a fashion (http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=3943482740352913211&hl=en-GB)
I was there. You should have seen my face...

Russell somehow wasn't even there!!!!!!!!!!! He said on his radio show!!!!!!!!

oh I nearly died! Him and Russell, The Goth Detectives!

http://community.channel4.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5076032211/m/4860071837


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I was there. You should have seen my face...

Russell somehow wasn't even there!!!!!!!!!!! He said on his radio show!!!!!!!!

how the hell did he miss it! its almost unforgivable. I bet Morrissey did that for Russell as well.

http://community.channel4.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5076032211/m/4860071837


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hahahaha thanks for the link :D

http://community.channel4.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/5076032211/m/4860071837


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Thanks tmyem! They did a couple of tour dates as the goth detectives, i really wanted to go.

how the hell did he miss it! its almost unforgivable. I bet Morrissey did that for Russell as well.
I know!!!!!!!!! He was filming his stupid tv show or something, he twittered away about it for ages, bet he was kicking himself...