Right, if you like me have a mind like a sewer, you can post your filth here! Go on then..

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/Nazi/luvn.jpg
:)

NO!!! I should have guessed I'd find you here first! Best stop hijacking whichever thread it was we were using and use this one! It can feature most other things though ( I said most, ok!)

The Paris Sewers are pretty dirty.

http://www.lcpc.fr/fr/presentation/organigramme/div_msrgi/equip/instouv/img/egoutsparis.gif

Robby, that was FAST! :eek: One would say this is all you've been waiting for...

LOL!!! We can all be crude and vulgar and not upset people now!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/Nazi/dvd120d_f4.jpg
i had more, but photobucket took em down
:(

oh smut
i heard nazi in there somewhere
oops
:cool:

i had more, but photobucket took em down
:(
Just why would they do such a thing :rolleyes:

I'm suprised you ever get anything done!

Just why would they do such a thing :rolleyes:
photobucket is anti-nazi
which is ok
and anti-sex
which is not ok
and they do not understand
that there is little hotter in this world than
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/Nazi/49cjpwp03.jpg
chicks dressed as nazis
:p

:mad:

you're sooooo vanilla!

Eh? I'm confused? Vanilla as in plain? Vanilla as in Vanilla Ice? Vanilla as in pure? YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!! ;)

emmm gosh, i don't know, but i onced kiss a girl and she put her tongue in my mouth and let me touch her bra.... giggle blush...
sorry that's how as i can go.

but lipstick lezzo nazi porn, that is, lets say unconventional!

Nice. I really asked for this didn't I? See, I can control myself (for a bit longer anyway!)

Eh? I'm confused? Vanilla as in plain? Vanilla as in Vanilla Ice? Vanilla as in pure? YOU'RE WRONG!!!!!!! ;)

Vanilla is someone who's not into BDSM (don't ask me how I know :D)

And the Nazis are a tad distasteful, no? (Oh, those Jews, ruining the fun for everyone :rolleyes: ).

What does the D stand for? I got the rest!

What does the D stand for? I got the rest!

discipline

Oh. Ok. Well, you learn something new everyday!

What does the D stand for? I got the rest!

Bondage, Discipline, Domination and Submission, Sadism and Masochism,

what ever happen to having a nice cuddle.

but i've been very naughty today mistress can i lick your boots clean.

I think you may have to queue up behind HIM for that! However, TMYEM, we can just have a nice bedtime cuddle.

I think you may have to queue up behind HIM for that! However, TMYEM, we can just have a nice bedtime cuddle.

oh please, i would like that. i don't really get the other stuff of bdsm. not really my cup of tea... oh a nice cup of tea and a cuddle before bedtime, thats more me.

Vanilla is someone who's not into BDSM (don't ask me how I know :D)

And the Nazis are a tad distasteful, no? (Oh, those Jews, ruining the fun for everyone :rolleyes: ).

my flatmate is jewish
and i think hes more down with the whole nazi thing than i
i guess u just gotta be into musicals

ok, how bout
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/P_043.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/bettiepagegirl.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/gretchenbettie3.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/dtr.jpg

my flatmate is jewish
and i think hes more down with the whole nazi thing than i
i guess u just gotta be into musicals
Now it's homophobia?! Robby, do you want to be banned?!

Don't take this so serious, people, we're having fun!

Now it's homophobia?! Robby, do you want to be banned?!

Don't take this so serious, people, we're having fun!

im confused
i should have shown gay nazis?

i should have shown gay nazis?
Preferably. :D
Or not nazis.
But gay :p

Preferably.
Or not nazis.
But gay
sorry
ive not been gay since i was a kid
:o
how bout nuns?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/Pin_Up_50.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/83127.jpg
or
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/V5020.jpg

Or Nazis from musicals

http://myblog.davidlockwood.com/_photos/Producers0016Resize.sized.jpg

(Mel Brooks is Jewish so he's allowed :p )

Nuns are for Cod :p
I love that outfit in the middle though!

Nuns are for Cod :p
I love that outfit in the middle though!
u do
hmm
what a tease...
:eek:

You may also want to know that I have a thing for rubber dresses :eek:

You may also want to know that I have a thing for rubber dresses :eek:
so do i
well
helping others put them on


then later
peel them off


now i need a cold shower
:eek:

Funny you should say that, I was just about to take a warm one :p

I'm sorry but this is the only thing close to smutty I am in to...

http://www.oneposter.com/UserData/Poster/Poster_16909.jpg

http://www.lucypinder.info/assets/images/Front_gallery_main02.jpg

I don't think she ever goes topless, so good for her!

...but I really haven't done enough research. I'm sure one of you could do more investigating.

Robby?

I'm sorry but this is the only thing close to smutty I am in to...

I don't think she ever goes topless, so good for her!

...but I really haven't done enough research. I'm sure one of you could do more investigating.

Robby?
technically, im not a boob dude
face?, legs, a__
well, u get the idea
but what from what ive seen of miss pinder
she stretches the meaning of 'not topless'
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/0e97b2d976d1117yda.jpg
:)

I don't think she ever goes topless, so good for her!
...but I really haven't done enough research. I'm sure one of you could do more investigating.

Robby?

the second pic you posted of her is her topless. (she clearly has no top on!) so, seems you did your own research and refuted yourself? :rolleyes:
(although robby clearly aided too)

screw this
find pics of chica
:D

So far this is closest to what Robby didn't want to post here, i.e. gay... Wait... but Mr Everett is gay! :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/DejinkoPiyoko/rupenaked.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v372/DejinkoPiyoko/rupenude5.jpg

Too bad I can't find them in better resolution...
OK guys, now I'm really late for school! :eek:

^^Rupert Everett is so yummy (did you see him in A Midsummer Night's Dream? Lots of toplessness!), thank you chica!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/scaryeyesmorrissey.jpg

well i would think if morrissey was to look at this thread, he would look like this!
nuns in rubber dresses, guy nazis, page three models. we all had the impression that it would be all about books, pattie smiths & animal welfare!

chica in a rubber dress, that is so old news... but we want more!

^^It'd be his own fault for checking a thread called "all things smutty" :p .

^^Rupert Everett is so yummy (did you see him in A Midsummer Night's Dream?
Did I? DID I?!!! :p

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/gaffsie/dream.jpg

And something equally dreamy:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f112/boomqueesha/May%2029/ruperteverett.jpg

Not so much a smutty picture, but definitely smutty thoughts when I look at this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/Titchy/cheekymoz.jpg

Is that Moz???

Is that Moz???

Certainly is, heres the full picture yummy:p
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/Titchy/BUMSHOT.jpg

yummy:p
You mean bummy? :D

okay how about some smutty pop...

From the album "Pop will shit itself"

the singles:

http://www.gailforce3.com/SuckIt.zip
and
http://www.gailforce3.com/GettingHigh.zip
and
http://www.gailforce3.com/DefOffenda.zip

For more go to

http://www.gailforce3.com

enjoy
Magic Alex.

Did I? DID I?!!! :p

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y18/gaffsie/dream.jpg

And something equally dreamy:

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f112/boomqueesha/May%2029/ruperteverett.jpg

meow!

Tsss... using Cod's absence for meowing at Rupert Everett! :p

Somehow I don't think he'll give the Rupert thing a second thought as Rupert would be more interested in him than in I.

I must say I once saw Rupert ambling about on Miami Beach, and he is seriously lovely.:D

Who was he ambling with? Any saucy details? Read the title of the thread! :D

Everyone here got horrible taste!
Audrey Tautou & Winona Ryder.

Who was he ambling with? Any saucy details? Read the title of the thread! :D

He was alone, or whomever was with him was keeping a respectable distance (lovely boys tend to run in packs, so I did check). He seemed to be in search of lunch. I figured it was OK to stalk him as I was on company time. :eek:

It's always OK to stalk Rupert :D

Everyone here got horrible taste!
Audrey Tautou & Winona Ryder.
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/her/AudreyS/at.jpg
goddess
:D

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/her/AudreyS/at.jpg
goddess
:D

That's much more like it! Much more.:D

By the way, how do you post pictures that way and not as attachments?:o

People, we need more smut here! Go post your buttoned up girls to the pin-ups thread :mad:

Chartres, register here (http://www.photobucket.com/) and upload photos to your album.

here is what the 'code' for my audrey post looks like
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/her/AudreyS/nabap2.jpg

here is what the 'code' for my audrey post looks like
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/her/AudreyS/nabap2.jpg

Thanks Robby, I'm terrible at these kind of things.

so chica is thread police
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/mn.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/1009.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/sm.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/Asian.gif
better?

That's more like it... Very distasteful!
Big boobs or small boobs, Robby? :confused: I don't see a pattern...

you want patterns?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/dat.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/hamasaki019.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/dy_art55.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/b1.jpg

Hm, yes, thank you, that'll do!

I don't think I should ever come on here and be allowed to start new threads when I've had a drink. I'm fitting a breatherliser to my laptop.

I don't think I should ever come on here and be allowed to start new threads when I've had a drink. I'm fitting a breatherliser to my laptop.

Don't mess with success!

I'm going to get a reputation! Acyually, I suspect I probably already have one after last night!

I'm going to get a reputation! Acyually, I suspect I probably already have one after last night!

Don't worry, that sort of reputation is strongly encouraged here ;) . Besides, I don't think your partner in crime is here today so you're safe :D .

LOL!! I like the fact that he gets half the blame while n ot here to defend himself!!! I blame Solo, I was so innocent before I joined! To be honest, i amway beyond caring what people think! If they don't like it, they can widdle off!

I just checked, he is here. Put down that booze! :p

HAHA!!! Too late, had half a bottle while watching a very, very funny film with my best friend. It was called 'Severence', and I highly recommend it. Well, he's not joining in, I must have been offensive last night. Oh well!

He just respects you too much ;) .

He'll turn up. Probably out buying his own plonk.

Probably just wants to see what we say about him before he puts in an appearence, I know I would. Or maybe he isn't addicted to this site and has left for the evening... hmm. I just read back last nights posts, I really do have a brain like a gutter!

Just going for a fag, be back soon ( I really need a symbol for that, save me writing it every time!)

That sounds very different in American :D . Not bad, just different!

Could someone please remember something that sounds kinky in British English and has some everyday meaning in AME???

That sounds very different in American :D . Not bad, just different!

LOL!!! Sorry, easier to write than cigarette, you all know that's what I mean!

robby today won my respect

I was wondering how long ti would take you to find your way here...

it was far too much time (sigh)

Lol!!!

got dirty knees kissing in a wheelbarrow once....

that is enuff smut from me today.

robby today won my respect

im speechless
:eek:
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/truth/keiraknightley01.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/truth/jenniferc4.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/alizee_cold.jpg

If you want smut, try this, it's strictly of the 'carry on' variety!

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=64098

just wondering joro, you like to write and this is a smutty thread. you adore the man morrissey... would you like to write anything smutty about him!

got dirty knees kissing in a wheelbarrow once....

that is enuff smut from me today.

LOL!!! I'm trying to be good! Not easy!

LOL!!! Copyright that, you could get a fortune on EBay!

Naturally. I have an entire catalogue of smut, it's just that I seldom bring it to the attention of others. Or a volume of smut. Or a bible. Yeah, I like that, a bible of smut!

well keep it hidden, but i can sense it be a good read
:)

Alizee is so smuttingly perfect!

Alizee is so smuttingly perfect!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/al.jpg
i would kill to be with her
:eek:

I would kill my mother to be with her

I would kill my mother to be with her
id kill your's too
:D
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/truth/maihp.jpg

that was not funny! >_<

what can i say?
im bad
:o

Can somebody explain to me what smut is please?

I competely innocent you see........

:)

Can somebody explain to me what smut is please?

I competely innocent you see........

:)

you are about as innocent as george michael in a public toilet with an undercover policeman.

smutty is my dear something that is indecent in words or pictures!

you are about as innocent as george michael in a public toilet with an undercover policeman.

LOL :D

smutty is my dear something that is indecent in words or pictures!

What like FUCK FUCK FUCK.

What like FUCK FUCK FUCK.

what three times on a sunday afternoon that hoilday did amazing things for your libido!

I hope your neighbours don't stop you from groovin' and bang on your wall :p

Can somebody explain to me what smut is please?

I competely innocent you see........

:)

Well, did you look at the pics in this thread??
(The definition you seek is explained in those photographs :rolleyes: )

;)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/WhyteGrrrl/th_10504imb10.jpg (http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/WhyteGrrrl/10504imb10.jpg)


not enough man love in this smutty thread!

or if you prefer

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/WhyteGrrrl/th_24967.jpg (http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/WhyteGrrrl/24967.jpg)

That's what I like, someone pushing up the male quota! I can't see the images though, is that just me? Thank you for posting them though. Maybe the fact I can't see the images is Gods way of telling me I am actually ment to be using my study week to study, not be on Morrissey Solo.. just a quick study break, honest!

I can see them now, thank you!

tis a shame, you cant see the photos..do you have your settins on your control pannel set to not show pictures, perhaps?

I can see them now... Thank you!

I can see them now... Thank you!

Glad I could help! Now you'll have to go back and see all the smut you've missed!

One last smutty (and fun thingie) before bed...

http://www.yarnivore.com/mt/archives/000839.html

Just think what everyone would get for xmas, if only I could knit!

I can knit! If only I had the time to make knitted porn...

HAHA!!! Too late, had half a bottle while watching a very, very funny film with my best friend. It was called 'Severence', and I highly recommend it.

My brother wrote that, I'm glad you enjoyed it. It must have been a knock off edition though, it's not out on DVD 'till January. :)

that would be the best thing ever!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/FancyaBite2-1.jpg


"you were right mum, women are the stronger sex"

"it's amazing that such a small prick can cause such swelling"

Ah, good old fashioned British smut! Nice!

My brother wrote that, I'm glad you enjoyed it. It must have been a knock off edition though, it's not out on DVD 'till January. :)

:eek: I really didn't know that! I promise I will buy it as soon as it comes out properly on DVD, as I really havn't laughed that much for ages! Danny Dyer and the mushrooms... oh God...

Ah, good old fashioned British smut! Nice!

yes beloved England, dearly has to show the rest of world, how it's done!

Benny Hill has a lot to answer for...

Right, I know streight women arn't ment to appreciate this sort of thing, but I love the style Bob Carlos Clarke uses...

Right, I know streight women arn't ment to appreciate this sort of thing, but I love the style Bob Carlos Clarke uses...

why has that girl got a fin on her back!!!! is that sexy then!

but he does have his own style... don't know if it's smutty? why can't a straight girl like these photos, is it art or erotica, are they the same thing, now there is a question?

come on kids discuss.......

Well, you see, this is kind of my point. It's not smutty really, but this is considered 'art' because it's black and white and you can buy it in a book to put on your coffee table. I mean, I know it isn't as crude as some top shelf magazines (I live with three men, they have a lot of porn, this is how I know) but some of it is very graphic. There's one where she has her moo right out! I didn't post that one, thought that might be pushing it. Where does porn end and erotica begin?

Well, you see, this is kind of my point. It's not smutty really, but this is considered 'art' because it's black and white and you can buy it in a book to put on your coffee table. I mean, I know it isn't as crude as some top shelf magazines (I live with three men, they have a lot of porn, this is how I know) but some of it is very graphic. There's one where she has her moo right out! I didn't post that one, thought that might be pushing it. Where does porn end and erotica begin?

well me being an old fashion type.

porn is just graphic, gynaecology images just to be used for mastubation.

erotica is just for the tease. the image is posed, there is thought gone into the images meaning, the lighting, the development of the image. i don't know if it is art but it's "artistic", it shows a craftmans at work in the relation of the image, camera, the final print.

and f me there is a heavy thunder storm in london tonight.

Yeah, I think erotica is just more tasteful porn. But I have seen some things that would be classed as 'Erotica' which are really more like porn. Just because it's in black and white doesn't make it acceptable to show some of these things!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/anal951.jpg
oops!
:eek:

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/anal951.jpg
oops!
:eek:

HAhahahaa!:eek:

^^I don't know Robby, I can't relate with a woman in the bed.

anything related to trashy talk that's written coolly w/ "love" in a card, letter, story, telephone conversation, IMs, e-mails.
the more smut the better....

I agree!

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/anal951.jpg
oops!
:eek:

what is it with americans and anal sex.

any adverts about ATM!!!!!!!

(quite funny and crude)


:eek:

bad placement.

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/bad_placement.jpg

TMYEM, should've known I'd find you here.

TMYEM, should've known I'd find you here.
and i knew you would follow
:p

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/anal951.jpg
oops!
:eek:

this gives a new definition for the word smut

http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9086/funnyue7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

3 soldiers were captured during the war and were taken to the POW camp where they were interrogated and unjustly found guilty of being spies. The punishment was death. They were marched out into the middle of the camp and paraded before the other POW's, in the middle there was this great big greased pole, the commandant said that if they could get to the top of the pole and ring the bell that their lives would be saved.... but if they failed, they would be put to death by means of what their father did for a living. The first POW started to climb his way up inch by inch, foot by foot but it was to much for him and he slid back down. The commandant came up and asked him what his father did for a living in which he replied an electrician; he was slowly electrocuted by the guards in front of all the POW's. The second prisoner then had his turn by taking an almighty run and leap and tried to grasp on but slid down to the bottom to the groans of the other prisoners; his father was a plumber so he was slowly drowned to death in a pit. The third POW started digging his nails and teeth into the pole and slowly started to inch his way up but he started slipping, with sheer determination he stopped sliding and started to rise again only to start slipping again, after about 15 minutes of slipping and rising, slipping and rising he slowly got to the top and reached out to ring the bell when all of a sudden, he began pissing him self laughing and slid down to the bottom. The crowd was in absolute silence and heartbroken when the commandant came up to the still laughing POW and asked why he started to laugh and not ring the bell to spare himself an agonising death. He spluttered out....... "my father is a lolly pop maker"

A woman is in a serious car accident and ends up in a coma. Oneday while giving her a sponge bath,the nurse notices that, when she washed near the woman's private parts, her vital signs increased. Surprised, the nurse called the woman's husband and explained that, perhaps if the husband came down to the hospital and engaged in oral sex with his wife,she might come out of the coma. The man rushes right down to the hospital and locks himself inthe woman's hospital room. About 20 minutes later he comes running out of the room, all flustered. "Nurse! My wife's vital signs have stopped!". The doctors and nurses rush into the room and revive her.Afterwards, the nurse is wondering with the husband what went wrong."I don't know", said the husband, "I think she was choking".

I like that one a lot, TMYEM!!! Oh God, I can barely type, I still feel rough as a badger's crotch.

"I think she was choking".
=
that made me laugh
:D
&
now i wanna see Kill Bill
again
aslo
by the way
killin bill was wrong
her child deserved better
:eek:

I like that one a lot, TMYEM!!! Oh God, I can barely type, I still feel rough as a badger's crotch.

potty mouth!!!!

SAFETY TIPS FOR MEN WHO VISIT XXX WEBSITES

1. It is unsafe to lick your monitor while it is ON.

2. The orifices in the back of your monitor are NOT intended for participation in the LIVE sex show.

3. The fan in your computer's power supply is NOT a good place to cool your "heat of passion" (although, it would certainly be an enlightening experience)

4. Be prepared to replace your keyboard often if you enjoy "tickling the keys" with your manhood.

5. Semen IS electrically conductive.



SAFETY TIPS FOR WOMEN WHO VISIT XXX WEBSITES

1. No matter how big the guys Dick, on the screen, is; remember it's all done with smoke, mirrors, and a dildo. Don't bother drooling. And if you find yourself drooling remember to swallow, or spit whatever, often. Drool, on keyboards can cause shorts and is nasty to clean.

2. Plugging a dildo into the USB port will void the manufacturers warrantee.

3. To cool off your "heat of passion" take a shower and wash the sweat off.

4. Keyboard cleaning kits do NOT work for sweat and women's drool.

5. Vaginal juice is a very slippery substance; IF you spend a lot of time at XXX sites it is suggested you have a seat-belt installed on your computer chair and PLENTY of clean panties.

Request By The Penis

The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:


- has to work hard;
- has to work at great depths;
- has to work upside down;
- has no ventilation or air conditioned environment at work;
- has to work in a high humidity environment;
- has to work at high temperatures;
- does not get weekends and holidays off;
- even has to work more at weekends and holidays
- does not get time off after extra hours of work;
- has a hazardous work environment that often causes professional sickness.


Request Denied ... for the following reasons:


- does not work 8 hours in a row;
- does not answer immediately to all requests;
- needs continuous attention to perform at work;
- after a short activity period, falls asleep at work;
- retires too early;
- does not work at all unless pushed from behind;
- does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work;
- sometimes leaves work, too early


Although it is noted that:


Often arrives much earlier than expected
Shows an inordinate keenness to work
Willing to work at extraordinary times without much persuasion
Happy to try out new jobs in different positions
Prefers working without any special clothing
Always happy to try alternative locations

The Italian Virgin

Maria had just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous.

But her mother reassured her. "Don't worry, Maria. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take care of you."

So up she went. When she got upstairs, Tony took off his shirt and exposed his hairy chest. Maria ran downstairs to her mother and says, "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a big hairy chest."

"Don't worry, Maria," says the mother," all good men have hairy chests. Go upstairs. He'll take good care of you."

So, up she went again. When she got up in the bedroom, Tony took off his pants exposing his hairylegs. Again, Maria ran downstairs to her mother. "Mama, Mama, Tony took off his pants and he's got hairy legs!"

"Don't worry. All good men have hairy legs. Tony's a good man. Go upstairs and he'll take good care of you."

So up she went again. When she got up there, Tony took off his socks and on his left foot he was missing three toes. When Maria saw this, she ran downstairs. "Mama, Mama, Tony's got a foot and a half!"

"Stay here and stir the pasta," says the mother. "This is a job for Mama."

You know I have a mind like a sewer! Who started this thread in the first place? I have eaten something now, feel a bit better thank God. Can't remember any jokes though... no, no idea...there is one but I can only remember the punchline... my brain's leaking out of my eyes...

You know I have a mind like a sewer! Who started this thread in the first place? I have eaten something now, feel a bit better thank God. Can't remember any jokes though... no, no idea...there is one but I can only remember the punchline... my brain's leaking out of my eyes...

oh these are from emails and then i googled rude/smutty jokes... just to keep it going.
like these:

From The Gloucester Citizen:
A sex line caller complained to Trading Standards. After dialling an
0891 number from an advertisement entitled "Hear Me Moan" the caller was
played a tape of a woman nagging her husband for failing to do jobs
around the house. Consumer watchdogs in Dorset refused to look into the
complaint, saying, "He got what he deserved."

From The Daily Telegraph in a piece headed "Brussels Pays 200,000 Pounds
to Save prostitutes": "... the money will not be going directly into the
prostitutes' pocket, but will be used to encourage them to lead a better
life. We will be training them for new positions in hotels."

From The Manchester Evening News:
"Police called to arrest a naked man on the platform at Piccadilly
Station released their suspect after he produced a valid rail ticket."

Ever the pious prude, here is a link to a great piece of theological smut by Peter Kreeft titled "Is There Sex in Heaven?".
http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/sex-in-heaven.htm

And while you're there, you might want to take a glance at this exquisite article on suffering (http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/suffering.htm).

Fr. Codreanu

^I don't think anyone's buying it ("pious prude" bit) anymore.... Nope, not with posts like these:
Just how large (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/member.php?u=1503) are we talking? More than a hatfull (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=382951&postcount=14)? :eek:

I often unwrap my presents early, and I enjoy peeking at them too. :eek:

You see, if you were actually here, I would be in the gutter alongside of you...

:rolleyes:

Damn! (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/member.php?u=1503)

Cod... a man of questionable taste.

Damn! (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/member.php?u=1503)

Cod... a man of questionable taste.
Eh? Other than the fact that she is indian, I find NOTHING appealing about the woman in the photograph.

Eh? Other than the fact that she is indian, I find NOTHING appealing about the woman in the photograph.
Phew... I'm glad if you're back on track and forgot about blondes!

Eh? Other than the fact that she is indian, I find NOTHING appealing about the woman in the photograph.

I never said there was anything bad about it, but it was worthy of being questioned.

I never said there was anything bad about it, but it was worthy of being questioned.
Then question Fozzy, it's his dream-gal after all. :rolleyes:

EDIT: go ahead chica, I know you're dying to link that embarrassing post from months ago, in my defence.

Then question Fozzy, it's his dream-gal after all. :rolleyes:

Are you serious? That is his dream girl? I met my dream girl in 1999, 2003, and 2006 and the only one I don't regret is the most recent.

go ahead chica, I know you're dying to link that embarrassing post from months ago, in my defence.
Again? I hate repeating myself! :p

Are you serious? That is his dream girl?
Yep, he even knows where she lives (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=375017&postcount=60)! :D

well, no matter all this tangential, extraneous noise over fozzy and the dream girl, i am sure it isn't lost on the rest of you either the Cod is no longer that "pious prude" he still claims to be (and maybe had us believing once upon a time)

:rolleyes:

Yep, he even knows where she lives (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=375017&postcount=60)! :D

I wonder if they hooked up, if you get my gist. ;) ;) ;)

you know... dancing the horizontal tango... having a french wrestling match... the ol' in 'N' out... maybe even some P in the B...

Edit: Docking the USB port... enacting God's vision... parkin the pink cadillac... doing some one-eyed snake wrestling... sexual fluid exchange?

I don't know about y'all, but I'm now a huge proponent of Peter Kreeft. I just like the way he thinks.:) Seriously, everyone needs to read that stuff.

I dunno if you'd class this as smutty or just a sad indictment on the fact that all women are slags and lesbians.... SORRY MUM.


The following are all replies that British women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details:
These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Be sure to check number 11, It takes the prize.

1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Jim Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.

2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.

3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party at 36 Grand Avenue where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father, can you send me his phone number? Thanks.

4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives a BMW that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact BMW service stations in this area, and see if he’s had it replaced.

5. I have never had sex with a man. I am awaiting a letter from the Pope confirming that my son’s conception was immaculate and that he is Christ risen again.

6. I cannot tell you the name of child A’s dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the British economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.

7. I do not know who the father of my child was as all squaddies look the same to me. I can confirm that he was a Royal Green Jacket.

8. Peter Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him, can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?

9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Euro Disney; maybe it really is the Magic Kingdom.


10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Delia Smith did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I’d have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.

11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.

^Women sure are very creative! :rolleyes:

http://freepages.history.rootsweb.com/~clifford/LambtonCounty/LambtonEuphemiaCairoLMBB/LambtonCairo_053McGugan.JPG

smutty forever was that man I think

look at the 'contours' ;)


(alright, I'll s hut up, sorry)

I'm so pleased this is still up and running even though I've not been here! Other people are as filthy as me, yay!!!

Around here it's hard to think of someone not filthy ;) .

Good point... :p

^^^^
i'll have you know i am not at aleast bit "filthy" as i had a shower this morning.

but as this is the smutty thread...
"me feel horny"

See??? It's not just me! Though I do seem to be a ring leader, as it were...

See??? It's not just me! Though I do seem to be a ring leader, as it were...

well you can be a "ringleader" as it's on a morrissey site.

but you could be setting yourself up for jokes about rims!!!!

LOL!!! I hadn't even thought about the ROTT reference, just the smutty one!!

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.... Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is called "Mate Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"
Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."
DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please."
Contestant: "Brian."
DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"
Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."
DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."
Brian: "Sara."
DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"
Brian: "She is gonna kill me."
DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"
Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."
DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"
Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."
DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"
Brian: "About 10 minutes."
DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake."
Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."
DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning?
Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."
DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"
Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks..."
DJ: "Uh huh..."
Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."
DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."
Brian: "On the kitchen table."
DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this."

[3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (touch tones.....ringing....)
Clerk: "Kinkos."
DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"
Clerk: "This is she."
DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."
Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"
DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any\answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?"
Sara: "No."
DJ: "Good!"
Brian: (laughing)
Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hell are you up to?"
Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest."
DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us.
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"
Sara: "Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work."
DJ: "What time?"
Sara: "Around 8 this morning."
DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"
Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."
DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"
Sara: (laughing) "Yes."
DJ: "Where did you have it?"
Sara: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"
Brian: "Just tell him, honey."
DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"
Sara: "Well..."
DJ: Come on Sara..... where did you have it?
Sara: "Up the ar$e....."
After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station break"
And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!

OH GOD!!!!!!!!!! that is funny!!!!!!

^^^well my dear that was simply pornographic. 'smut' I believe is something that is indecent, but uses innuendo. oh well, something us British have to teach you brash Americans again (said in my upper class accent)!

I can only guess the PMs you will receive... any offers of marriage yet.

lovely username.

^I agree, that isn't smut... Its erotic literature! I'm sure Chica would approve of it, even though it is awfully short.

^I agree, that isn't smut... Its erotic literature! I'm sure Chica would approve of it, even though it is awfully short.


yes may be she would.... but literature:p

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^^^well my dear that was simply pornographic. 'smut' I believe is something that is indecent, but uses innuendo. oh well, something us British have to teach you brash Americans again (said in my upper class accent)!

I can only guess the PMs you will receive... any offers of marriage yet.

lovely username.

Most Americans don't understand the proper translation of the word 'smut'. They think anything that has to do with sex is 'smut'. Ah gotta love our puritanical values!

PM's? Marriage?! *eats chocolate*

^I agree, that isn't smut... Its erotic literature! I'm sure Chica would approve of it, even though it is awfully short.

FIne it's erotic literature. Sometimes short is better...

FIne it's erotic literature. Sometimes short is better...

As a fellow writer I have to disagree, unless it is only a teaser.

As a fellow writer I have to disagree, unless it is only a teaser.

Maybe, I should take vote and see how many of you all, want to read the whole thing.....

Most Americans don't understand the proper translation of the word 'smut'. They think anything that has to do with sex is 'smut'. Ah gotta love our puritanical values!

PM's? Marriage?! *eats chocolate*



FIne it's erotic literature. Sometimes short is better...

well our american cousins do take every thing to extremes... Ms Scarlet.

have you got chocolates then... one thing you should be sharing here and not just your rude stories....

well you can share your stories.... but can they be a bit more romantic and not about the bum holes planting (puritanical values and S&M, you are a strange race of people).

still like that username.

what's a bum hole?
:o

what's a bum hole?
:o


well i like 'chocy star fish' as a crude expression!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arse

10/11/1960......

1960: Lady Chatterley's Lover sold out
Bookshops all over England have sold out of Penguin's first run of the controversial novel Lady Chatterley's Lover - a total of 200,000 copies - on the first day of publication.

DH Lawrence's sexually explicit novel was published in Italy in 1928 and in Paris the following year. It has been banned in the UK - until now.

Last month, after a dramatic and much-publicised trial, Penguin won the right to publish the book in its entirety.

For those who can manage to find a copy, it is available in paperback for 3s 6d.

Rush to buy

London's largest bookstore, W&G Foyle Ltd, said its 300 copies had gone in just 15 minutes and it had taken orders for 3,000 more copies.

When the shop opened this morning there were 400 people - mostly men - waiting to buy the unexpurgated version of the book.

Hatchards in Piccadilly sold out in 40 minutes and also had hundreds of orders pending.

Selfridges sold 250 copies in minutes. A spokesman told the Times newspaper, "It's bedlam here. We could have sold 10,000 copies if we had had them."

Lady C, as it has become known, has also become a bestseller in the Midlands and the North where demand has been described as "terrific".

Novel on trial

The book tells of Lady Chatterley's passionate affair with Mellors, the family gamekeeper, and details their erotic meetings.

Last year the government introduced the Obscene Publications Act that said that any book considered obscene by some but that could be shown to have "redeeming social merit" might still published.

This prompted Penguin to print off and store 200,000 copies with the aim of completing a set of works by DH Lawrence to commemorate the 30th anniversary of his death this year.

Penguin sent 12 copies to the Director of Public Prosecutions challenging him to prosecute, which he duly did.

The six-day trial at the Old Bailey began on 27 October and gripped the nation.

The defence produced 35 witnesses, including bishops and leading literary figures, such as Dame Rebecca West, EM Forster and Richard Hoggart.

The prosecution was unable to make a substantial case against the novel and at one point prosecution counsel Mervyn Griffith-Jones shocked the jury by asking: "Is it a book you would wish your wife or servants to read?"

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.... Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

It's a funny story, but I thinkk it's an urban legend. That story spread in Israel a few years ago about a popular Israeli radio show, and it turned out it never happened, I'm guessing it never happened in Australia either :) .

Bettie :o

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Robby, do I get your vote?... :D

ha...
Where's the smutty men photos? We NEED them for immediate satisfaction.
I'm at work but, I can still look (just can't post). How many minds are in the gutter? Mine's been actually since about 5:30am this morning. :)

My mind is never out of the gutter... I'll try and find some pics...

Try these... I'm afraid they're all wearing clothes though...

Smutty is what you define as smutty ;)

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/lap_top.jpg

Smutty is what you define as smutty ;)

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/lap_top.jpg

look.... i only have to do this when i receive private messages from you!

I suppose you mean those with the photos :eek:

look.... i only have to do this when i receive private messages from you!

I suppose you mean those with the photos :eek:

Eeeewwwww! Too much.

Don't worry Sir Alec, the photos weren't mine (but don't tell this to tmyem!)

Don't worry Sir Alec, the photos weren't mine (but don't tell this to tmyem!)

oh well.... but the ones of sir alec were real enough.

pls send some more i feel the urge to sit in the park!

Tmyem!... I'm sorry, but that wasn't Sir Alec either! I just googled them...

Tmyem!... I'm sorry, but that wasn't Sir Alec either! I just googled them...

i thought we was friends:(

but i still had a nice time:)


any one for tennis...

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^As I said, what you define as smutty... :p

^^^ well may be i had a bit of a "cheek" posting this picture.

Maybe. It's nice to see this thread still going!

Don't worry Sir Alec, the photos weren't mine (but don't tell this to tmyem!)

so this isn't Sir Alec....
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a t shirt for chica!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/lick.jpg


just an odd photo i had lying around!

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/pins%20ups/2m.jpg

a t shirt for chica!
Nooo... free! :p
just an odd photo i had lying around!
So you just happen to have it, ha? :rolleyes:

Admit it tmyem!, are you the guy on the left or on the right?

yes you are a lollipop;)

only if Sir Alec admits he the other guy:)

Little Johnny and the Ice Cream

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun how many would be left." "None," replied Johnny, "'cause the rest would fly away." "Well the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you are thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting the cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?" "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."



Little Johnny’s Mother

Little Johnny arrives home from school a little early one day to find his mother naked on her bed, with her eyes closed, rubbing oil all over her body, chanting, I need a man...... I need a man....... The next day Little Johnny arrives home early again to witness the same scene.....his mother naked, glistening with oil and chanting, I need a man........ I need a man........ The following day, little Johnny arrives hom e early to find his mother in bed with a man. Seeing this, he quickly rushes off to his bedroom and slams the door closed. His mother jumps out of bed and follows him............. When she o pens his bedroom door, she finds little Johnny naked on his bed covered in oil, chanting.....I need a Bike.... I need a Bike..............

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i lubs this thread
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Bai Ling
drunken goddess
:D

i lubs this thread
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Bai Ling
drunken goddess
:D

hello robby... i think do you like ATM... it's not an offer... just your opinion!

hello robby... i think do you like ATM... it's not an offer... just your opinion!

i like everything darling
at least
twice

i like everything darling
at least
twice

or three times a lady!;)

Flower Power ...


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nice flowers
&
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Sperm robbery

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, it's just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!" she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". Therefore, the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally, after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

Sperm robbery

A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a gun. He goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank vault. She says "But sir, it's just a sperm bank!", "I don't care, open it now!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside are all the sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and drink it!" she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!". Therefore, the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as well.", so the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally, after 4 samples the man takes off his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."

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I can see that your leave was inspiring :p

I can see that your leave was inspiring :p
but always thinking of you in a smutty way:p

This is not good, not good at all. :eek:

Horse Humper (http://ebaumsworld.com/2007/01/horse-humper.html)

I don't like fruit, except for:

http://www.news-medical.net/images/strawberries.jpg

http://wwwchem.uwimona.edu.jm:1104/gifs/watermelon.jpg

http://www.attra.org/images/fruitover/cherries.jpg

and

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i forgot about this thread
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maybe we should come up with parameters governing how it should be different from the 'pin up' thread
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or not...

i forgot about this thread
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maybe we should come up with parameters governing how it should be different from the 'pin up' thread

or not...

or start a new thread called "robby's fetish"

:p

or start a new thread called "robby's fetish"

:p
fetishes, i gotz more than one...
now
back on task;
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you want to get your head tested you bald freak looking at bondage is just fucked up.

Will you post pics of hot Japanese ladies NOT in Nazi unis? :eek:
like this?
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/ErikaItoNorikosagaraYokoKumada.jpg
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/sexy/asian/Yoko5Kumada.jpg
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guess the themes...

That will do nicely, thanks. How have I missed this thread? :p

That will do nicely, thanks. How have I missed this thread? :p
if you scroll back you will find many pics i posted to it :o

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"New sex drug on the market. 50% viagra & 50% prozac It's fantastic, if you
don't get a fv*k, you don't give a fv*k!"

A farmer in devon has successfully grown a field of dildo's. Unfortunately
he's having trouble with squatters!!

2 prostitutes walking down the road. one says to the other, "I sense it's
going to be a good night tonight, I can smell co ck in the air" The other
one replies, "Sorry, that's me - I just burped"!!

What comes after 69?
A bloody good mouthwash.

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I
bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the
same time."
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your co ck's bigger than
your brother's"

Nude woman stands in front of mirror and says to hubby " I look fat and
ugly, pay me a compliment".
Hubby says "Your eyesights fv*king spot on!"

A scientist has just invented a bra that stops t its bobbing up and down and
nip ples poking out in the cold.
His work colleagues have kicked his fv*king head in!!

A man wakes up one morning and goes downstairs to see his wife over the
cooker with a frying pan in her hand. When he gets closer he see's one of
his socks in the pan. "What are you doing"? asks the man, his wife replies
"exactly what you asked me to do when you rolled in drunk last night" How
strange thought the man, I don't remember asking her to cook my sock?

Mr & Mrs Blobby are in bed, Mrs Blobby says "blib blob bobble blub bibbly
bob blubby blib",
Mr Blobby says "Just fv*king swallow it"

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an e rection but you look
hard!

this brightened my day, sir. thank you.
You are always welcome:)

"New sex drug on the market. 50% viagra & 50% prozac It's fantastic, if you
don't get a fv*k, you don't give a fv*k!"

A farmer in devon has successfully grown a field of dildo's. Unfortunately
he's having trouble with squatters!!

2 prostitutes walking down the road. one says to the other, "I sense it's
going to be a good night tonight, I can smell co ck in the air" The other
one replies, "Sorry, that's me - I just burped"!!

What comes after 69?
A bloody good mouthwash.

A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I
bet you can't tell me something which will make me happy and sad at the
same time."
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your co ck's bigger than
your brother's"

Nude woman stands in front of mirror and says to hubby " I look fat and
ugly, pay me a compliment".
Hubby says "Your eyesights fv*king spot on!"

A scientist has just invented a bra that stops t its bobbing up and down and
nip ples poking out in the cold.
His work colleagues have kicked his fv*king head in!!

A man wakes up one morning and goes downstairs to see his wife over the
cooker with a frying pan in her hand. When he gets closer he see's one of
his socks in the pan. "What are you doing"? asks the man, his wife replies
"exactly what you asked me to do when you rolled in drunk last night" How
strange thought the man, I don't remember asking her to cook my sock?

Mr & Mrs Blobby are in bed, Mrs Blobby says "blib blob bobble blub bibbly
bob blubby blib",
Mr Blobby says "Just fv*king swallow it"

Viagra now available in eye drops, you don't get an e rection but you look
hard!
*claps hands* yay! I am so happy to see this thread back again! :D Thank you tmyem

You are always welcome:)
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!! You two are so nice to each other!

There was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save".


There once was a man named Screwy Dick,
A man who was born with a spiral prick.
His life was spent in one long hunt
to find the girl with the spiral cunt.
When he found her he dropped dead,
'cause that damn bitch had left hand thread!!!


http://www.funnypictures100.com/sheiswet.jpg

yes I am childish
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/naughty/rude020.jpg

suitable for this site
http://www.comedy-zone.net/pictures/images/naughty/rude013.jpg

A guy is walking past a bus stop and says to a woman "Can I smell your cunt?" "Fuck off, no you can't smell my cunt!" the woman yells back at him, "Oh" he replies, looking slightly confused, "it must be your feet then".

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. "What a babe," one said, "I'd sure like to fuck her!"
"Really?" the other responded, "Out of what?"

Definition of A Male Slut:

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Scott Baio has always had charm to spare. He used it to coast to TV stardom in the '70s and '80s on shows like “Happy Days” and “Charles in Charge.” Judging by his latest show, “Scott Baio is 45 . . . and Single,” that charm has diminished not one bit.

What worked so well for him in those long-ago sitcoms works equally well in the new millennium of reality television. Baio milks it for all it’s worth, and it turns out to be worth quite a bit.

Over these past 20 years, Baio has aged remarkably well, but now he's going through an existential crisis. While hardly Nietzschean in weightiness, it's all quite amusing to witness.

A notorious Hollywood lothario, Baio has loved and left some of the most beautiful and famous women in the world, including Heather Locklear, Denise Richards, Pamela Anderson and Nicollette Sheridan. Now he's staring down on a life of permanent bachelorhood.......

He has a gf that is pregnant! so his show is a lie. Oh hell that is really smutty the big slut.
http://i17.tinypic.com/4uw8fmt.jpg

True Story:

I once got in a disagreement with Scott Baio....

Over an Apple...

he felt that as one of the "Stars" of Diagnosis Murder..he was entited to it...

I told him to "go ask Buddy for one, Chachi"...

True Story:

I once got in a disagreement with Scott Baio....

Over an Apple...

he felt that as one of the "Stars" of Diagnosis Murder..he was entited to it...

I told him to "go ask Buddy for one, Chachi"...

You could not have put an eff word in or something to keep it smutty? :p:p

He slept with Liza Minelli.

:eek:

True Story:

I once got in a disagreement with Scott Baio....

Over an Apple...

he felt that as one of the "Stars" of Diagnosis Murder..he was entited to it...

I told him to "go ask Buddy for one, Chachi"...

you cant mix sitcoms!!! Buddy was in Charles in Charge and he was only known as Chachi in Happy Days......SHEESH!

...no wonder he was pissed.

You could not have put an eff word in or something to keep it smutty? :p:p

He told me to Fuck Off...

Then I got the rest of the Crew to call him Chachi ever time he flubbed his lines...

Needless to say he wasn't happy...

And then the next time I came back to work on the show....he gave me the evil eye and avoided me...

Then I'm sure the fucking backstabbing bastard called up the agency to ensure that I would not be asked back to work on the show again...

Chachi Is a fucking whanker who has been in more pussy than John Holmes...It's a wonder his penis hasn't fallen off already..or been bitten off by Willie Aimes

He told me to Fuck Off...

Then I got the rest of the Crew to call him Chachi ever time he flubbed his lines...

Needless to say he wasn't happy...

And then the next time I came back to work on the show....he gave me the evil eye and avoided me...

Then I'm sure the fucking backstabbing bastard called up the agency to ensure that I would not be asked back to work on the show again...

Chachi Is a fucking whanker who has been in more pussy than John Holmes...It's a wonder his penis hasn't fallen off already..or been bitten off by Willie Aimes

hmm I asked for that I suppose.

He slept with Liza Minelli.

:eek:

He gave her a 7....Beverly D'Angleo and Melissa Gilbert got a 10....

Denise Richards:Lousy Lay...Only a 3...

Perhaps it's because she was still thinking about Kevin Bacon's Penis....

Wait A Minute Didn't Denise Fuck Richie Sambroa who also Fucked Heather who also Fucked Tommy...who also fucked Pamela..who also Fucked Scott Baio?

My God...It's almost as if Scott Baio Fucked Himself!!

you cant mix sitcoms!!! Buddy was in Charles in Charge and he was only known as Chachi in Happy Days......SHEESH!

...no wonder he was pissed.

Hahha...It's called Sarcasm dear Nugzie

He told me to Fuck Off...

Then I got the rest of the Crew to call him Chachi ever time he flubbed his lines...

Needless to say he wasn't happy...

And then the next time I came back to work on the show....he gave me the evil eye and avoided me...

Then I'm sure the fucking backstabbing bastard called up the agency to ensure that I would not be asked back to work on the show again...

Chachi Is a fucking whanker who has been in more pussy than John Holmes...It's a wonder his penis hasn't fallen off already..or been bitten off by Willie Aimes

I'd still do him.

I'd still do him.

You'd do John Holmes and Willie Aimes :rolleyes:

You'd do John Holmes and Willie Aimes :rolleyes:

John Holmes, the porn guy of donkey porportions?

John Holmes, the porn guy of donkey porportions?

yeah...Katie's dad :eek:

Hahha...It's called Sarcasm dear Nugzie

i know that dude. i was being sarcastic too. DUHHH

You'd do John Holmes and Willie Aimes :rolleyes:

I would not.

i know that dude. i was being sarcastic too. DUHHH

Oh...I shall eat my own intestine now then

I would not.

Okay...then Mr. Powell and Mr. Cunningham

http://sp1.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2628914337

Okay...then Mr. Powell and Mr. Cunningham

http://sp1.mm-a3.yimg.com/image/2628914337

Tom Bosley is a cutie.

I miss his garbage bag commercials

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/matchgame/3x5pictures/TomBosley2.jpg

Tom Bosley is a cutie.

I miss his garbage bag commercials

http://mywebpages.comcast.net/matchgame/3x5pictures/TomBosley2.jpg

Here you go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ide9dgoZkk

Tom Bosley all Hot and bothered....Steamy...He talks about all the girls he banged with Scott Baio...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J92wpKNUxg

Here you go...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ide9dgoZkk

hahaha. he's the CUTEST! <333

Back On Track....

Q:Who in their right mind would sleep with this guy?

http://home.nikocity.de/leber_salem/bilder/dc8.jpg

Dave... ...muthafuckin' Coulier, I'll slice your fuckin' throat.
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Interests: Smackin' John Stamos' ass, when off the set of "Full House!"
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Thursday, August 25, 2005

You are all sheep, I have you all under my control. And pretty soon I will have so many comments that, as far as the computer thinks I am the most popular!!! Ha Ha bitches!


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Monday, July 25, 2005


Currently Listening
Destroy the Opposition
By Dying Fetus
Kill you with hate
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I hat you all. You are all sheep. You all need to die and burn in hell. You want to know who I am.........I am GOD. I am the Alpha baby, the Omega, he who is called I AM. So stop talking shit or I will kill you all.


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Sunday, July 24, 2005


Currently Listening
When Satan Lives
By Deicide
I love satan (he's my homie) feat. Dave Coulier of NECROSATAN
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So yeah, I have nothing better to do with my spare time so I figured I would make a xanga site so I could interact with all of fans. And to answer all of your faggot ass questions:
1)Yes, I do HATE John Stamos
2)Yes, I do wear a wig
3)Yes, I do enjoy taking shits on peoples faces
Well, fags, now that we have all of those questions answered we can get to the point where all of you people out there send me fan money, I mean, fan mail. Send it to www.fuckjohnstamos.fag if you all were wondeing. Well, I'm outa here. I have to go feed little John Stamos shaped bread crumbs to my rabid dog, so that when that rat bastard shows up on my doorstep I will just sick my dog on him. YEAH THATS RIGHT YOU FUCKING COCKFAG, I HATE YOU JOHN STAMOS!


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Coulier was alleged to be Alanis Morissette's first lover (they met at a hockey game) and is widely suspected to be the subject of her bitter song "You Oughta Know," though neither party will confirm this


in 2006, he appeared on the TV reality show Skating with Celebrities on FOX, where he was paired with Olympic medalist Nancy Kerrigan.
His famous tagline is "Come on now, cut-it-out!," complete with hand motions and voices. He introduced it while on the comedy show Out of Control but used it regularly on Full House He has been asked to stop ever since.

# Bob Saget states during his comedy routines that Coulier shaves his testicles. Even going as far as telling people to yell "Dave Coulier shaves his balls!" to Coulier if they see him.

What isn't on Youtube??? I feel old now, remember that commerical.

God Full House sucked, also hated Bob Saget, neither of those dorks were funny.