What colour is your Morrissey-solo?

[Electric]

Some of your avatars don't fit in my blue environment, so you must have it in brown then.

[chica]

Some of your avatars don't fit in my blue environment, so you must have it in brown then.
Everyone should have it in brown! It's more pleasant for eyes.

[Cot3]

You can change the color?'... how???'

[Chartres]

Brown, didn't know that you could change and I will not change now that I know.

[Dave]

Brown, didn't know that you could change and I will not change now that I know.
:D Carry on, Sir!

[Chartres]

:D Carry on, Sir!

:D
Ay, ay!

[Manic Rose]

blue - the brown looks really old fashioned and i find the blue easier on the eye

[Busy Clippers]

Mine's blue. I find it easier on the eye. Also, it coordinates with my iTunes; since I run them concurrently, well.... :rolleyes:

[HIM]

i have a very smart brown, so to speak, as it were, etc.

[drunken goldfish]

How do you change it then? By the way, HIM, would you mind explaining to me what is so busy about your slippers? It's been bugging me for quite a while now :D .

[Anna]

down at the bottom of the page theres a drop down list thingy

mine is blue because i like blue better mkay? :p

actually every time i log out it goes back to brown again so basically its brown when i'm not logged in and blue when i am :)

[Dupree]

Mine is brown. I used to have it blue but then someone's sig had a brown background (I think it was you, Chica, come to think of it) so I changed it back to brown and it looked nice.

[drunken goldfish]

Thanks, Anna. I've switched it back now, it was too chaotic.

[chica]

Mine is brown. I used to have it blue but then someone's sig had a brown background (I think it was you, Chica, come to think of it) so I changed it back to brown and it looked nice.
That's exactly why everyone should have it brown, to enjoy my sig! :p

[Shaw]

I have it blue just simply prefer it.

[HIM]

How do you change it then? By the way, HIM, would you mind explaining to me what is so busy about your slippers? It's been bugging me for quite a while now :D .

hallo drunken goldfish and thank you for your interest.

i do, indeed, have a pair of very busy slippers. in short, they're very cosy and they keep m'wee tootsies snug (particularly in winter). owing to the cosy factor, i like to wear them as much as possible whilst at home - hence, "busy"!

i know that the humble slipper is much derided, these days, by the younger set but - for me, anyway - they are irreplaceable. until about a year ago, i had a lovely pair that had a velcro strap to stop them slipping off as you walk around - a kind of bootee, if you will. sadly, though, those days are gone.

additionally, i am the proud owner of an electric slipper: it heats up, and everything! it also has vibrate settings! :D (isn't modern technology great?!) :) it's great when you're watching "heartbeat" or enjoying a good book, on a cold winter's evening.

if you have any other questions, feel free to ask! i really am a slipper enthusiast.

i'm 84, you know.

[First of the Gang]

Since I joined, I was using brown - until approximately 30 seconds ago when I learned how to change the colour!:cool:

[Dupree]

I do so enjoy a good slipper story. :)

[HIM]

I do so enjoy a good slipper story. :)

thanks, dupree! do you enjoy a nice slipper, too?

i have pyjamas, too, if you're interested. ;)

[Chartres]

The blue one is pure evil, I couldn't find anything whilst there!

[drunken goldfish]

The blue one is pure evil, I couldn't find anything whilst there!
My thoughts exactly!

And thank you, HIM, for the thorough (sp?) explanation. You've put my mind at ease :) .

[chica]

HIM is full of interesting stories (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=375089&postcount=49) (which is very suitable for his age, don't you think?... :p )

[hatfull]

LOL!!!!!! The forum would be a duller place without him around!
And how are you, lovely Chica?

[chica]

Thanks for asking, Hatfull, I'm fine, maybe a little tired (I've practiced loveliness all day :p ) Wanna hijack? ;) How's that wine?

[hatfull]

Hehehe, anything is possible at the moment! The wine is very lovely, thank you, rose. I will enjoy hijacking with you, but I may have to abandon you for a cigarette temporarily (can't smoke and type, and I have to smoke outside as well)

[Chartres]

Hehehe, anything is possible at the moment! The wine is very lovely, thank you, rose. I will enjoy hijacking with you, but I may have to abandon you for a cigarette temporarily (can't smoke and type, and I have to smoke outside as well)

One glass for me and one for Chica now.

[chica]

I will enjoy hijacking with you
For a moment I was all giggles because I read this as "I will enjoy hijacking you" :D
But Chartres, what about the test?! :eek:

[hatfull]

Ah, I have to work tomorrow, you'll be fine. No actually, don't listen to me! Don't do it! Off for fag, won't be long.

[chica]

Damn, I'll have to find someone else to hijack me! :rolleyes:

[Chartres]

Translated it's a "college test", you can either try to get in on college/university on this or your grades, luckily you can do it how many times you want but only twice a year, it takes eight hour plus costs 40 euro.

It's gonna be real though but it makes it easier to have both good grades and good results on this test, I might get in on educations requiring über grades with quite good test results even if I normaly wouldn't qualify for it. Hope it's worth ruining my weekend for.

:D

[HIM]

HIM is full of interesting stories (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=375089&postcount=49) (which is very suitable for his age, don't you think?... :p )

why, thank you chica.

i'm glad it was that story you referred to rather than any of the ones i posted on the "confessions" thread! :eek:

[hatfull]

LOL!!!!!! They were quite spectacular. So were mine though...

[chica]

Did HIM's stories in the confessions thread have anything to do with sex? I'm surprised I don't remember them... :confused:

[HIM]

LOL!!!!!! They were quite spectacular. So were mine though...

i seem to remember something about you watching tv whilst your partner of choice was hard at it (ooh er, madam)?! that's shameful!

[hatfull]

Did HIM's stories in the confessions thread have anything to do with sex? I'm surprised I don't remember them... :confused:

Yes, and so were mine! HIMs sounded painful though

i seem to remember something about you watching tv whilst your partner of choice was hard at it (ooh er, madam)?! that's shameful!

Yes, that's true. In my defence, I was 17, and it was really, truely awful sex, I had to do something to pass the time, I couldn't just tell him it was shit! (I am now into my third glass of wine, oh dear, all downhill now!)

[HIM]

I couldn't just tell him it was shit!)

oh, you could have! that would've been quite kinky. ;)




ok, i shouldn't go down this road, so i'll shut up

[hatfull]

now I'd tell him in no uncertain terms to f**k off, then it seemed like the best solution. I've only ever had one really painful injury, and that was some gymnastics that aggrovated a shoulder injury I had. I went to the physio, and she said 'How did you hurt your shoulder?' Needless to say, I lied. I felt like sending that particular person the bill for the subsequent sessions of physio!

[HIM]

now I'd tell him in no uncertain terms to f**k off

you're such a bitch [in a (very) good way]

[hatfull]

LOL, men love it. I can be a nice person really, but I don't suffer fools gladly I will tell you that now! I don't need to put up with crap!

[HIM]

LOL, men love it. I can be a nice person really, but I don't suffer fools gladly I will tell you that now! I don't need to put up with crap!

oh, stop it!

[hatfull]

NO!!! I know you love it really!

[HIM]

NO!!! I know you love it really!

yes, ok, you're right.

you should've told the bloke, there & then, that he was a crap fuck and that you were going out to get what you needed, elsewhere.



right, i'm off to check out some dominatrix porn

[hatfull]

I was young. But hey, it makes a good story to tell everyone when you've had a couple of glasses of wine! I wonder how many people are now disgusted with me? Oh well, more wine!

[HIM]

I was young. But hey, it makes a good story to tell everyone when you've had a couple of glasses of wine! I wonder how many people are now disgusted with me?

well, i am.

but in a good way.

[hatfull]

After the stories you've shared, I've managed to disgust you? That's quite impressive. I shouldn't be proud, but hey, I do a lot of things I shouldn't!

[HIM]

After the stories you've shared, I've managed to disgust you? That's quite impressive. I shouldn't be proud, but hey, I do a lot of things I shouldn't!

why, are you saying my slipper fetish bothers you, hatfull?

[chica]

I shouldn't be proud, but hey, I do a lot of things I shouldn't!
I'd say HIM is waiting for the complete list... :rolleyes:

[hatfull]

why, are you saying my slipper fetish bothers you, hatfull?

I have a footware fetish too, but you know what I'm talking about!

I'd say HIM is waiting for the complete list... :rolleyes:

I would imagine so, but he could be waiting a long time:there are some things which I will not share in public on the forum!

[HIM]

I have a footware fetish too, but you know what I'm talking about!

indeed i do, madam!

[HIM]

there are some things which I will not share in public on the forum!

that's cool; just p.m. me! :D

[hatfull]

You are so much trouble!!!! I may have to give you a detention! Or time out to 'think about your behaviour and how it has made other people feel.'I like the idea of giving you lines though...

[hatfull]

that's cool; just p.m. me! :D

OOHH, you are asking for trouble!!! I am nowhere near drunk enough for some of those stories, I suggest you courier me over a bottle of JD if you want those stories!

[HIM]

You are so much trouble!!!! I may have to give you a detention! Or time out to 'think about your behaviour and how it has made other people feel.'I like the idea of giving you lines though...

long, stinging, red lines, i trust?

[hatfull]

That's striuctly extracurricular! I think you can start with 'I will not have impure thoughts about Miss Hatfull and her shoe collection' 1000 times. See me after class!

[HIM]

That's striuctly extracurricular! I think you can start with 'I will not have impure thoughts about Miss Hatfull and her shoe collection' 1000 times. See me after class!

i will, miss.

and i'll show you what i've done.

you may not be pleased, though.

[hatfull]

LOL!! Can I trust you to occupy yourself for five minutes while I have a fag?Or are you going to come with me?

[HIM]

LOL!! Can I trust you to occupy yourself for five minutes while I have a fag?Or are you going to come with me?

that's fine - i'll busy myself with russian dwarves 'til you return

[hatfull]

I'm back now! Go on, HIM, share more stories with us!

[HIM]

I'm back now! Go on, HIM, share more stories with us!

as much as i'd like, hatfull, i'm not here for your titillation, y'know!

and, anyway, this is a thoroughly decent forum, for thoroughly decent people! :(

[hatfull]

But we're here! You're just being mean because I won't share the other stories. And I know you like it when I tease you!

[HIM]

And I know you like it when I tease you!

well, that's obviously mutual.

[hatfull]

I never said it wasn't!

[HIM]

I never said it wasn't!

excellent!

so, to put a smile on your face, i'm saying nothing! ;)

[hatfull]

OOOHHH, you tease!!! Go on, I'll show you my best party piece!

[HIM]

OOOHHH, you tease!!! Go on, I'll show you my best party piece!

how good is it?

[hatfull]

Very!

[chica]

So, what changed? I switched to blue and I feel like a tourist ;)

Hey man slow down, slow down
Idiot, slow down, slow down

[Bad Bunny]

I stick to the brown because my other favourite online haunt is blue and I'd only confuse myself if I'd had a drink as to where I was. :)