the "Did you know" thread

[virtually dead]

an official reason to post useless information,

if it is worth knowing then ... you will have to be spanked with a wet shoe.

Did you know....that Hawii is the leading producer of Macadamia nuts??

[wolve]

did you know you have a hole in your heart when you're still in the mother's womb, and normally it goes away when you're born

[virtually dead]

Thats awfully morbid wolve!!!

[Blue Dress]

Did you know a piece of paper can be folded no more than 7 times?

[virtually dead]

Did you know a piece of paper can be folded no more than 7 times?

it fucking can!!!

:) :) :) :)

[DeliciousDemon]

I also managed to fold it more than 7 times ... it really depends on the folding technique ;)

[Dave]

Could we get a government grant and look into this paper folding thing a little further? Say a 10 year study? :p *goes to look for lab coat*

I can't think of a useless fact right now, having my first cup of coffee.

[DeliciousDemon]

Well, Dave, you of all people should know that checking these kind of facts is in human nature ... the moment I saw it I tried it out ... not that I will take it further and look for little holes in the unborn baby's heart or anything!

[virtually dead]

Lets see who can fold a peice of paper the most times!! :) :)

God, I really should do something with my life!!! :(

[Dave]

You're right, DD. I always like to analyze situations way past the time most people don't care anymore. That's just when the big breakthrough is about to occur.

I think there is a ton of useful information hiding in our song title thread for example.

The paper folding thing reminds me about the "common knowledge" that you can't crush an egg in your hand if you apply even pressure. Get your mom's permission before trying this one, kids! :D

Virtually Dead, "this is only an exhibition, not a competition; please, no wagering" ;)

[Busy Clippers]

If you need to make sure your hands are really clean and you do not have alcohol-based hand rub, use soap and warm water. To make sure you wash them long enough, sing the song "Happy Birthday" twice in it's entirety. If you do not like that song, time it, and find something else that lasts as long.

[the more you explore me!]

DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite
tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of
another song you like and hum that instead.

CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by
having a p*ss before the film starts.

RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by
actually speaking clearly in the first place.

DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your
identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along
with your old bank statements.

RED WINE DRINKERS Worried that your teeth will be stained after a
heavy night of drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine
before going to bed to remove the stains.

SOLDIERS Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial
tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint.

MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it
to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.

BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm
sticking Out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they
set one of their dogs on you.

EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the
CVs into the bin.

MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to
the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save
your wife from having to do it.

GAMBLERS. For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself
by Royal Mail.

BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a
very small horse is approaching.

BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by
not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.

ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your
horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start
and send them on their way.

PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving
everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the
morning, simply move it all back again.

CAR thieves Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the
valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.

MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst
driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police
will think you are listening to the sea.

JEREMY Beadle When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in
your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser
disks.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

SINGLE men Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing
outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and
occasionally glancing inside.

BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg
into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph.
After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the
pan.

ALCOHOLICS don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the
pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.

McDONALD'S Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend
in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows. .

[hatfull]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know if I can follow that performance, TMYEM! Trivia.....
Did you know that lobsters mate for life?

[the more you explore me!]

ROTFL!!!!!!!!!!!
I don't know if I can follow that performance, TMYEM! Trivia.....
Did you know that lobsters mate for life?


not in the local fish restaurant they don't.....

'well i told him, you go with that sea urchin then it's over'... ' the bastard didn't listen and i got a text from him saying he got crabs!!!!!!"

"don't worry there are plenty more fish in the sea"


:)

[hatfull]

HAHAHA!!!
erm.... people might know this, cats have whiskers so they can judge spaces. A couple I lived with has this really thick cat called Wallace, and he walked nto a candle and burnt the eyebrow and whiskers on one side of his face (he wasn't hurt, don't worry!) and he couldn't work out whether he could fit into things for ages! Bless!

[the more you explore me!]

HAHAHA!!!
erm.... people might know this, cats have whiskers so they can judge spaces. A couple I lived with has this really thick cat called Wallace, and he walked nto a candle and burnt the eyebrow and whiskers on one side of his face (he wasn't hurt, don't worry!) and he couldn't work out whether he could fit into things for ages! Bless!

so the poor cat wasn't very good at doing jigsaws for a while then, what did he do on a rainy sunday afternoon.

[DeliciousDemon]

oops i ended up in the wrong thread!

[Pervomartovtsi]

amazing explore me*!

[Sonar]

"Did you know cigarette lighters were invented BEFORE matches???"

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

you can get zits inside your nose
:eek:

[Wally the Baboon]

Did you know that you can't take Weenie Babies with you into the bath?
Propey didnt, and his mom had to call a plumber!

You should have seen his face when he pulled a stuffed wee wee from the drain! :D

http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/2604/lgvinacv3.jpg

[andy_fozzy]

DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite
tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of
another song you like and hum that instead.

CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by
having a p*ss before the film starts.

RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by
actually speaking clearly in the first place.

DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your
identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along
with your old bank statements.

RED WINE DRINKERS Worried that your teeth will be stained after a
heavy night of drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine
before going to bed to remove the stains.

SOLDIERS Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial
tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint.

MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it
to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.

BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm
sticking Out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they
set one of their dogs on you.

EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the
CVs into the bin.

MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to
the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save
your wife from having to do it.

GAMBLERS. For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself
by Royal Mail.

BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a
very small horse is approaching.

BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by
not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.

ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your
horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start
and send them on their way.

PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving
everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the
morning, simply move it all back again.

CAR thieves Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the
valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.

MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst
driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police
will think you are listening to the sea.

JEREMY Beadle When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in
your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser
disks.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

SINGLE men Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing
outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and
occasionally glancing inside.

BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg
into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph.
After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the
pan.

ALCOHOLICS don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the
pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.

McDONALD'S Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend
in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows. .


You deserve a friggin medal for that post.

FUNNY AS FUCK! Well done!

[the more you explore me!]

You deserve a friggin medal for that post.

FUNNY AS FUCK! Well done!

you see you such my bitch now!

no medal... but can i have a big wet kiss and big squeeze on my butt cheek from you big boy.

[virtually dead]

did you know that you can get nodding Morrisseys?

i laughed for 20 minutes, then i stopped, now i'm going agian.

it even has a wee bunch of gladioli, bless! :D :D

[virtually dead]

( i have my fist in my mouth at this point)

LOOK!!!!!!!

[Sir Alec]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHBAHAHAHAAAAAANENBSHBGSHEBS HEBSE *foam comes out of mouth*

I just laughed so hard at that bobble head!

[virtually dead]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAHBAHAHAHAAAAAANENBSHBGSHEBS HEBSE *foam comes out of mouth*

I just laughed so hard at that bobble head!

How long do you think before the novelty wears off?? :)

[the more you explore me!]

How long do you think before the novelty wears off?? :)

well, i didn't even start laughing at the bobbing head, so it wore off pretty quickly for me!

[Codreanu]

well, i didn't even start laughing at the bobbing head, so it wore off pretty quickly for me!
Any laughter on my part was but left-over giggles from Wally's "weenie-babies". :p

[helmoz]

hahaha i love viz top tips :D
X-FILES FANS: create the illusion of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. you will wake up in a strange place with your memory mysteriously "erased."

and i want a nodding morrissey! where do you get them from?

[the more you explore me!]

hahaha i love viz top tips :D
X-FILES FANS: create the illusion of being abducted by aliens by drinking two bottles of vodka. you will wake up in a strange place with your memory mysteriously "erased."

and i want a nodding morrissey! where do you get them from?

you may joke about alien abductions but that what happen to me... walking home, then a bright light, floating, lying down, bright lights, then nothing! awoke in the morning with no memory, but flash backs of these figures clad in black rubber (most be space suits) and a anal probe which looks very much like the nodding morrissey; may be that's why i don't like it, i associate nodding morrissey figures with not being able to sit down for a couple of days and a banging headache!

[Godlovesugly]

DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite
tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of
another song you like and hum that instead.

CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by
having a p*ss before the film starts.

RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by
actually speaking clearly in the first place.

DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your
identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along
with your old bank statements.

RED WINE DRINKERS Worried that your teeth will be stained after a
heavy night of drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine
before going to bed to remove the stains.

SOLDIERS Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial
tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint.

MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it
to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.

BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm
sticking Out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they
set one of their dogs on you.

EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the
CVs into the bin.

MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to
the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save
your wife from having to do it.

GAMBLERS. For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself
by Royal Mail.

BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a
very small horse is approaching.

BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by
not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.

ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your
horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start
and send them on their way.

PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving
everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the
morning, simply move it all back again.

CAR thieves Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the
valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.

MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst
driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police
will think you are listening to the sea.

JEREMY Beadle When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in
your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser
disks.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

SINGLE men Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing
outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and
occasionally glancing inside.

BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg
into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph.
After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the
pan.

ALCOHOLICS don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the
pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.

McDONALD'S Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend
in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows. .


Good ol' Viz magazine :D

[chica]

you may joke about alien abductions but that what happen to me... walking home, then a bright light, floating, lying down, bright lights, then nothing! awoke in the morning with no memory, but flash backs of these figures clad in black rubber (most be space suits) and a anal probe which looks very much like the nodding morrissey; may be that's why i don't like it, i associate nodding morrissey figures with not being able to sit down for a couple of days and a banging headache!
The more you explore me!, I was hoping what happened that night would stay between you and me.
Making up alien abductions is not going to change the fact that you broke the deal.

[Disappointed]

you may joke about alien abductions but that what happen to me... walking home, then a bright light, floating, lying down, bright lights, then nothing! awoke in the morning with no memory, but flash backs of these figures clad in black rubber (most be space suits) and a anal probe which looks very much like the nodding morrissey; may be that's why i don't like it, i associate nodding morrissey figures with not being able to sit down for a couple of days and a banging headache!
And don't forget that you also started singing "I like to sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a and the spring-a, I like to sing-a!" at random moments.

[the more you explore me!]

do you two ( chica & disppointed ) known what you've done! i had a book deal and a movie planned because of my alien aduction... the rights were sold to spielberg for millions, we had tom cruise ready to start filming, he thought this would be his time for an oscar!
ruined by me and my big mouth strikes again (well this is a morrissey forum).
i'm ruined, i tell you ruined....

and i think the head from the bobbing statue got stuck!

[Lor]

Me Want Bobbing Morrissey Head! Me Want!

[helmoz]

Me Want Bobbing Morrissey Head! Me Want!
me too! let's demand to find out where you get them from!

[chica]

I had no idea that vanilla was a type of orchid! And I have no idea why I had to learn that from the card I found in a pack of cheese... :rolleyes:

But further research revealed new facts! Look at the etymology :eek:

Vanilla is a genus of about 110 species in the orchid family (Orchidaceae), including the species Vanilla planifolia from which commercial vanilla flavoring is derived. The name came from the Spanish word "vainilla", diminutive form of "vaina" (meaning "sheath"), which is in turn derived from Latin "vagina".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanilla_(orchid)

[The Cat's Mother]

I once wrote vanilla orchid porn! But that paper-folding thing reminded me of this list I got from one of those daft blogging memes on my Livejournal Morrissey community:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Morrissey!

1. Morrissey is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
2. About one tenth of Morrissey is permanently covered in ice.
3. It is impossible to fold Morrissey more than seven times.
4. Some birds use Morrissey to orientate themselves during migration.
5. Morrissey can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
6. Never store Morrissey at room temperature!
7. If you drop Morrissey from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
8. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Morrissey!
9. There are more than two hundred different kinds of Morrissey!
10. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Morrissey!

[deliria]

A group of frogs is called an army.

[chica]

3. It is impossible to fold Morrissey more than seven times.
Somehow I don't believe that :p
10. If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is impossible to sink in Morrissey!
This is possible, but however, it must be proven! Immediately!
A group of frogs is called an army.
Oh, I love these "What is it called?" things, especially when they're about animals. Like:

Ducks are never male. The males of the species are called drakes.

Who would have thought of it!

[The Cat's Mother]

Somehow I don't believe that :p

This is possible, but however, it must be proven! Immediately!

My turn to bring the camera.

[lilybett]

did you know the average toilet will last 50 years before needing replacing?

[virtually dead]

Did you know that you can suffocate due to talcum-powder! :eek:

[drunken goldfish]

1. Morrissey is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.

Uh, duh? ;)

4. Some birds use Morrissey to orientate themselves during migration.

Julia? :D

[The Cat's Mother]

The lesser-queueing Julia *snigger*

If you hear screaming, it's just me trying to get that eighth fold into him. Dammit, I'll probably dream that, now....

[chica]

"In general, the wording of an invitation to dine with someone in a restaurant will give a clue as to who will pay the bill. If someone says, "Would you please have dinner with me?" or "I would like to invite you to dinner," it usually means that you are to be a guest and that person will pay the bill. If someone says, "Would you like to have dinner together?" or "Do you want to grab a bite to eat?" it probably means that each will pay for what he or she eats and drinks and will contribute towards the tip for the waiter or waitress. If you are not sure how the bill will be paid, assume that you will pay your share."

There. Just so you know. :p

[virtually dead]

Bloody Hell!
and to think I got through without knowing that!! :p

[drunken goldfish]

^^Why would you want someone to pay for your dinner? :confused: Edited to clarify: I mean, why would you expect someone to do that?
I meant to post this before but I don't remember if I did or not:
Did you know that in ancient Hebrew (and modern Arabic too, I think), Moz means banana? (the modern Hebrew is banana, if you're curious :) ).

[wolve]

That's called romantic, drunken goldfish! If a nice young lad some day asks you for dinner it's a nice gesture if he pays, isn't it?

[drunken goldfish]

Well, if a nice young lad asked me out I would have to decline ;) , but back in my dating days I always paid for my share, why should he pay? (nowdays Mr. Goldfish always pays because he makes about 3 times more than me :) ).

[chica]

^^^To bad they didn't stick to Moz... I would :(

Paying for dinner is like giving a present. You can do that for all sorts of reasons. What's bugging you about that, fishy?

[drunken goldfish]

^^^To bad they didn't stick to Moz... I would :(
How do you say banana in Serbian then? Better yet, teach us something dirty :) .

Paying for dinner is like giving a present. You can do that for all sorts of reasons. What's bugging you about that, fishy?
Nothing, it's nice if you're celebrating something, I just don't like the notion that guys automatically have to pay if you're going out.

[wolve]

Nothing, it's nice if you're celebrating something, I just don't like the notion that guys automatically have to pay if you're going out.

I know I do :p

[drunken goldfish]

^^you're one of those people that's only a feminist when it suits them, eh? That's what Mr. Goldfish always says when I ask him to kill a cockroach :) .

[chica]

How do you say banana in Serbian then? Better yet, teach us something dirty :) .

I was shocked the other day when I realized I couldn't talk dirty in Serbian! I don't know the words! :(

(I do know a couple of common curses, but that's not my level really :p )

And banana, of course, stays what it is - a banana!

[drunken goldfish]

I was shocked the other day when I realized I couldn't talk dirty in Serbian! I don't know the words! :(


What situation prompted this realization, I wonder? :p Also, how could you not know the words? did you have a strict upbringing or something?

[chica]

What situation prompted this realization, I wonder? :p
I was just walking the streets and wondered what if... :p
Also, how could you not know the words? did you have a strict upbringing or something?
*slap* Stop crying!!!

:D

But it is funny, reminds me of my good ol' Ma...
Remember? :p

[the more you explore me!]

The Leaning Tower of Pisa has never really been straight :)

Soon after building started in 1173, the foundation of the Pisa tower settled unevenly. Construction was stopped, and was continued only a 100 year later. It then became visibly clear that the Tower of Pisa is leaning, tilting to the south.
Since regular measuring of the tower began in 1911, the top of the tower has moved 1,2 millimetres (0,05 inch) per year. Today the top of the Tower of Pisa is some 5,3m (17,4 ft) off-centre.

After the bell tower of the Cathedral of Pavia collapsed in 1989, the Consorzio Progetto Torre di Pisa (Tower of Pisa Project Consortium) commissioned engineers to stabilise the Leaning Tower. Because the Tower tilted in different directions in its first years, it is slightly curved, like a banana. Engineers are working on the footing of the Tower rather than the structure, hoping to ease the top back about 20 cm (about 8 inches). But it means that the 800-year old tower will remain leaning.

[sonof77]

Did you know from Cheetam hill to Wythenshawe it's raining..

[chica]

LAL!


That's German for LOL - Lacht Aus Laut :D

[mar2d2]

did you know that colin firth got his wife stolen by Ralph Fiennes in "The English Patient" and then in "Shakespeare in Love" he got his girl stolen by Joseph Fiennes, Ralph Fiennes real life brother?


*now that you have read this you can say that today has been a well spent day*

[lottie]

DON'T waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favourite
tune and hum it. If you want to "switch tracks", simply think of
another song you like and hum that instead.

CINEMA goers. Please have consideration for pirate DVD viewers by
having a p*ss before the film starts.

RAPPERS. Avoid having to say 'know what I'm sayin' all the time by
actually speaking clearly in the first place.

DON'T waste money on expensive paper shredders to avoid having your
identity stolen. Simply place a few dog turds in the bin bags along
with your old bank statements.

RED WINE DRINKERS Worried that your teeth will be stained after a
heavy night of drinking red wine? Simply drink a bottle of white wine
before going to bed to remove the stains.

SOLDIERS Invest in a digital camera to avoid all that court martial
tomfoolery after a trip to Trueprint.

MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it
to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.

BURGLARS. When fleeing from the police, run with your right arm
sticking Out at 90 degrees, wrapped in a baby mattress in case they
set one of their dogs on you.

EMPLOYERS Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the
CVs into the bin.

MEN When listening to your favourite CD, simply turn up the sound to
the volume you desire; then turn it down three notches. This will save
your wife from having to do it.

GAMBLERS. For a new gambling opportunity, try sending £50 to yourself
by Royal Mail.

BANGING two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a
very small horse is approaching.

BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by
not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.

ALCOHOL makes an ideal substitute for happiness.

DRIVERS. If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your
horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start
and send them on their way.

PREVENT burglars stealing everything in the house by simply moving
everything in the house into your bedroom when you go to bed. In the
morning, simply move it all back again.

CAR thieves Don't be discouraged when nothing is on view. All the
valuables may be hidden in the glove box or under a seat.

MOTORISTS Avoid getting prosecuted for using your phone whilst
driving. Simply pop your mobile inside a large shell and the police
will think you are listening to the sea.

JEREMY Beadle When selling DVDs on your TV advert, hold the disks in
your bigger hand so that they do not appear to be the size of laser
disks.

SHOES last twice as long if only worn every other day.

SINGLE men Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing
outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and
occasionally glancing inside.

BOIL an egg to perfection without costly egg timers by popping the egg
into boiling water and driving away from your home at exactly 60 mph.
After 3 miles, phone your wife and tell her to take the egg out the
pan.

ALCOHOLICS don't worry where the next drink is coming from. Go to the
pub, where a large selection is available at retail prices.

McDONALD'S Make your brown carrier bags green in colour so they blend
in with the countryside after they've been thrown out of car windows. .

rofl very good...
*trots off to try out the pistachio shells one* :o

[the more you explore me!]

To predict is difficult. Especially about the future.
- Chinese proverb


Picasso could draw before he could walk and his first word was the Spanish word for pencil.


2 billion people still cannot read.

[Bluebirds]

Bulgaria was the only football team in the 1994 World Cup in which all 11 players' last names ended with the letters "OV."


When the Hoovers did not want to be overheard by White House guests, they spoke to each other in Chinese.

TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.

[Manic Rose]

When the Hoovers did not want to be overheard by White House guests, they spoke to each other in Chinese.



what would they do if they had chinese guests staying? :p

[virtually dead]

Did you know...That there's only one country where Coca-Cola isn't the leading brand of soft drink?
Guess the exception. :D

[drunken goldfish]

^^Who is it?

My useless fact: When you take a shower, do you face the faucet (or whatever it's called, shower hose?) or turn your back to it?
If you're a woman, it's more likely you answered "face it", if you're a man, the other way around.

[wolve]

I "face it", yes. Why would men stand the other way around?

[drunken goldfish]

I don't know, I read it on a site that listed lots of little differences between men and women. I face it too, but my boyfriend has his back to it, so I guess it's true ;) .

[virtually dead]

^^Who is it?



Scotland and Irn - Bru :D
That makes me feel proud

[chica]

I'm shocked. They actually sell Coca-Cola in Cuba?! :eek:

[drunken goldfish]

I think some Muslim countries ban them as well.

[wolve]

But then some of them don't even "ban" drugs. What does more harm, weed or coke? (don't answer)

[drunken goldfish]

^^ :D I won't.

[chica]

I wanna try coke :(
But I have a weed stash that I haven't even opened.

I'm hopeless. :(




Do you think I should delete this post?

[virtually dead]

I snorted a Rennie once...

[chica]

I had to google Rennie... It seems to be a "medication for treating heartburn, indigestion and trapped wind" :p

Virtie, that's terribly attractive.

[virtually dead]

Well, thank you.
After I sat on a wall and sang Radio Ga Ga complete with hand actions! :p

[drunken goldfish]

EDIT: ^^ And you complain about your sister's crazy behaviour :p.

I wanna try coke :(


really? :confused:

[virtually dead]

EDIT: ^^ And you complain about your sister's crazy behaviour :p.



really? :confused:

I don't run into my own wardrobe! :D

[chica]

really? :confused:
But fishy I only want to try it, I didn't say I wanted to become a junky or something! :o

[drunken goldfish]

I don't run into my own wardrobe! :D
I'm not sure which is worse :D .

But fishy I only want to try it, I didn't say I wanted to become a junky or something! :o

Yeah, that's what they all say! :p

[virtually dead]

I'm not sure which is worse :D .



That is much worse! :p

chica, the next pete doherty..is that what you want? huh? :p
nah, I say go or it! :D

[chica]

chica, the next pete doherty..is that what you want? huh? :p
nah, I say go or it! :D
Well, I have been thinking about him... however, I'd rather be Pete Doherty's next! :eek:

[virtually dead]

Well, I have been thinking about him... however, I'd rather be Pete Doherty's next! :eek:

Wouldn't everyone, Darling? :p

[chica]

Shhh! You must use that word only for your special someone!

Darling Lor :)

Where is she, btw?

[virtually dead]

'tis and awful habit!:p
I don't know, I hope she hasn't got bored of me! :(

[chica]

Well, make her a special card and post it to your thread, she'll appreciate that :(

[virtually dead]

Will she really?
With what on the card? :p

[chica]

Your pic of course, and some romantic message... (or, knowing you, some sexual message :rolleyes:)

[virtually dead]

Knowing Me?
phft!! I am the epitome of innocence! :p

[chica]

"Cunt is used extensively in Scotland in a non-derogatory way to simply refer to a person when no insult is intended. For example "Any cunt kens (knows) that!" or "That poor cunt was just minding his business when the bus ran over him""

The more you know! :D

[virtually dead]

ah, chica! we all ken she's our favourite cunt! :p

[chica]

Thanks, doll, I just... wish I had that Scottish language lesson too :( Could you post it somewhere public, so that everyone can learn? :)

[virtually dead]

Oh, ok then *sigh*

Ken - Know
Aye - Yes
Haud Yer Wheesht - Shut Up
Cunt - Person (could be offensive)
Bonnie - Pretty
Lass - Lady
Hefter - Fat Bloke
Bobby - Dick
Loch - Lake
Bairn - Child
Wee - Small

there is some :D

[drunken goldfish]

Do you really use those? I thought they were just movie cliches, when you want to indicate someone's from Scotland or Ireland :) .

[virtually dead]

Do you really use those? I thought they were just movie cliches, when you want to indicate someone's from Scotland or Ireland :) .

There are some, fishy, who use them all! it's difficult to keep a straight face to be honest. :D

[chica]

I love this one: Haud Yer Wheesht! :D

Would you like to haud me wheesht with a kiss? Ah, I should have learnt this before :p

[virtually dead]

having regrets now :p

[wolve]

"Bonnie" suits erm..me :)

[virtually dead]

Why point out the obvious? :p

[wolve]

Wait a minute, I've been warned for this. Again chatting up, aren't you?

[virtually dead]

Sorry it wasn't listening, I was stunned by your beauty! :p

[wolve]

Seems like you're looking for more womannes with me than Lor is able to give to you. :p

[virtually dead]

Lor isn't here! :(
I've lost my phone number....can I have yours? :p lol

[wolve]

:):):):)


(doesn't mean I'm approving of anything)

[wolve]

did you know you can only post 4 smileys!

I wanted to spam but it won't work

[virtually dead]

Of course not! :p
so....how about it? :p

[wolve]

:(

:)

:d

:(

[wolve]

:D:D:D:D

so how about what?

[wolve]

:o:o:o:o

[wolve]

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

[virtually dead]

a biscuit? :p
or a quick kiss on the cheek? :p

[wolve]

isitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingis itannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisit annoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitan noyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitanno yingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyi ngisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoying isitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingis itannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisit annoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitan noyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitanno yingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyi ngisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoying isitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingis itannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisit annoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitannoyingisitan noyingisitannoyingisitannoying

[wolve]

now backwards:

gniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisign iyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniy onnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyon natisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonna tisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnati signiyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisi gniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisign iyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniy onnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyon natisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonna tisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnati signiyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisi gniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisign iyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniy onnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyon natisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonna tisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnati signiyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisi gniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisign iyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniy onnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyon natisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonna tisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnati signiyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisi gniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisign iyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniy onnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyon natisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonna tisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnati signiyonnatisigniyonnatisigniyonnatisi

[virtually dead]

fine then! i shant chat you up! *sulks* :D

[wolve]

RIGHT

from no one I promise my posts will have some decency!

[wolve]

a biscuit? :p
or a quick kiss on the cheek? :p


Well, I'd rather have a biscuit :p

[virtually dead]

is that some kind of invitation? i don't quite understand you. :p

[virtually dead]

a biscuit? what kind? :D

[wolve]

Yes of course, biscuit is sexual slang... :rolleyes:

[virtually dead]

for what!!? :eek:

[wolve]

For you to find out :p

[virtually dead]

Ah, now I'm resonably excited! :p
So, love, where shall we do it! :p

[wolve]

Where shall we do what, eat the biscuit?

[virtually dead]

yes...erm..what else? :p

[wolve]

I thought baking it, but that was my dirty mind thinking agian

[virtually dead]

we should bake it, put icing on it, then play with the icing! :p

[virtually dead]

You know what? It's just not the same, I miss Lor :(

[chica]

AFT
About Fucking Time

ASAFP
As Soon As Fucking Possible

BFD
Big Fucking Deal

DILLIGAF
Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?

FISH
Fuck It Shit Happens

FOAD
Fuck Off And Die

STFW
Search The Fucking Web

JAFA
Just Another Fucking Acronym

What's your FF? :D

[punky bunnymen bunnyfan]

ha, No wonder they're called "Limp Bizcuits"

lol

[virtually dead]

Did you know that the queen officialy owns all the wales and dolphins in the brittish coast? :eek:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/9/6/5/9654ca314762001bc14651cab2c72123.jpg
it does not dispense j*ws
:eek:

[virtually dead]

well there's not and inbetween face, not a "I'm slightly surprised" and "oh!" face

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Bao Xishun is rad!
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/footwear/ej801.jpg
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061214/ap_on_fe_st/china_dolphins_tallest_man
:D

[wolve]

Yes, read about it. I thought it was gross!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Yes, read about it. I thought it was gross!

sometimes, to be a hero, we must do gross things
and he did

[chica]

It is customary and socially acceptable for a family to be naked together in a sauna in Finland.

This could go to the Finland thread as well :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

It is customary and socially acceptable for a family to be naked together in a sauna in Finland.

This could go to the Finland thread as well :D

weirdos

[the more you explore me!]

No animal, once frozen solid (i.e., water solidifies and turns to ice) survives when thawed, because the ice crystals formed inside cells would break open the cell membranes. However there are certain frogs that can survive the experience of being frozen. These frogs make special proteins which prevent the formation of ice (or at least keep the crystals from becoming very large), so that they actually never freeze even though their body temperature is below zero Celsius. The water in them remains liquid: a phenomenon known as 'supercooling.' If you disturb one of these frogs (just touching them even), the water in them quickly freezes solid and they die.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

No animal, once frozen solid (i.e., water solidifies and turns to ice) survives when thawed, because the ice crystals formed inside cells would break open the cell membranes. However there are certain frogs that can survive the experience of being frozen. These frogs make special proteins which prevent the formation of ice (or at least keep the crystals from becoming very large), so that they actually never freeze even though their body temperature is below zero Celsius. The water in them remains liquid: a phenomenon known as 'supercooling.' If you disturb one of these frogs (just touching them even), the water in them quickly freezes solid and they die.

fuck man!
i why did i buy
http://www.abilityengineering.com/images/pics/CoverPage/cryogenics/1500-backside2-full.jpg
'this' then?

[the more you explore me!]

fuck man!
i why did i buy
http://www.abilityengineering.com/images/pics/CoverPage/cryogenics/1500-backside2-full.jpg
'this' then?
because it came free with walt disneys head?

[chica]

A question for astronauts:

How do you take a bath, brush your teeth, and go to the bathroom in space?

We do not have a bath or shower on the Shuttle, so we just wash off with wet washcloths, using soaps that you don't have to rinse off. When we brush our teeth, we can either swallow the toothpaste or spit it into a washcloth. Designing a toilet for zero-gravity is tougher. We use air flow to make the urine or feces go where we want, since gravity will not do it for us. You have to be more careful and think about what you are doing with the toilet in the Shuttle.

P.S. Solid wastes are compressed and stored on-board, and then removed after landing. Waste water is vented to space, although future systems may recycle it. The air is filtered to remove odor and bacteria and then returned to the cabin.

[thewarroom]

Did you know...this is Jelly Bean Turf? :p

Love

War Room

[Stuheff]

Did you know Indonesia has 365 different languages

[slum mum 1974]

Did you know...this is Jelly Bean Turf? :p

Love

War Room

Candy Sharks RULE:p :p

[the more you explore me!]

Guinea pigs don't like Honey Nut hops

[chica]

Did you know that there are people who have sex with dolphins?

[the more you explore me!]

Did you know that there are people who have sex with dolphins?
don't know if i believe that, smells a bit fishy!

[chica]

don't know if i believe that, smells a bit fishy!
Wanna link? :rolleyes:

[chica]

When someone annoying asks you 'What are you doing', in Serbian, it is acceptable to reply 'I fuck the curious' :cool:

No it's not :(

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

When someone annoying asks you 'What are you doing', in Serbian, it is acceptable to reply 'I fuck the curious' :cool:

No it's not :(

Serbians like to say 'fuck' alot
it seems
but are they any good at it?

[chica]

Serbians like to say 'fuck' alot
it seems
but are they any good at it?
I think
not :eek:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

that being sick and then getting better
and then merrily arguing away with, no, againt 2 others on a forum
can really f*ck up your sleep cycle!

[!Viva Hate!]

Awww...poor baby

[chica]

This is what Earth looks like at night

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/image/0011/earthlights_dmsp_big.jpg

This is amazing:

http://www.obleek.com/iraq/

This is cool too :p

http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html

[vAndreav]

This is amazing:

http://www.obleek.com/iraq/


ha if you unclick the US, like all the casualties/bombing goes away and then you click it again and they all come back :eek:

[vAndreav]

damnit i just wrote a funnny bush speech and i dont know how to load it on here

[chica]

damnit i just wrote a funnny bush speech and i dont know how to load it on here

I know, seems like that feature doesn't work :(

[mauve21]

Hippies are to blame for most of the world's problems.

While I'm here can I just ask Chica, "What are Candy Sharks?".

The curiosity is killing me.

[Strange Fear]

Hippies are to blame for most of the world's problems.

While I'm here can I just ask Chica, "What are Candy Sharks?".

The curiosity is killing me.

http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=67888&highlight=candy+sharks

For a while there were two forum gangs, the Jelly Beans and the Candy Sharks:D Both archenemies;)

[mauve21]

Oh, thanks for englightening me, Strange Fear.
I'm not into gangs though.
But for those that are, that's okay with me too.
I just prefer to be neutral.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Oh, thanks for englightening me, Strange Fear.
I'm not into gangs though.
But for those that are, that's okay with me too.
I just prefer to be neutral.

and now you are free once again to do so :)

[mauve21]

Yes, I surely am. It's so liberating! :)
http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h36/mauvyclair/Scribbleman1.jpg

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

that in Serbo-Croatian the word "dalek" means "far", or "distant"
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/dalek.jpg
http://neil.fraser.name/news/2005/dalek.jpg

[mauve21]

I am now truly enlightened and will use the word Dalek
more often in my daily conversations with
everyone I know! Tee hee.
But,
then again,
I don't actually know any Croations so that may be difficult.

[the more you explore me!]

I am now truly enlightened and will use the word Dalek
t.

When the Daleks first appeared in The Daleks, they were presented as the descendants of the Dals, mutated after a brief nuclear war between the Dal and Thal races.
the Dals were called Kaleds (an anagram of Dalek), and the Dalek design was attributed to one man, the crippled Kaled chief scientist and evil genius, Davros.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/katy_manning0014-2.jpg

[mauve21]

That picture is like eating crumpets.
Warm and crunchy.
(Or something like that!)
:confused:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://www.luger.se/uploads/imgArchive/theknife_01_s.jpg
that Karin Dreijer Andersson of The Knife sings the vocals on the single & album version of Röyksopp's song What Else Is There?
but Anneli Drecker formerly of Bel Canto appears in the video
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/her/red/anneli2.jpg
and on tour

[mauve21]

I feel an urge to yodel!;)

[chica]

Did you know that Sting receives half of the songwriting royalties for Dire Straits' 'Money For Nothing'?

Which is funny, because he receives money for nothing, i.e. for repeating the line 'I want my MTV' :p

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Did you know that Sting receives half of the songwriting royalties for Dire Straits' 'Money For Nothing'?

Which is funny, because he receives money for nothing, i.e. for repeating the line 'I want my MTV' :p
its not nothing
cuz without him saying that
mtv would never have put the video in heavy rotation :o
speaking of which
do you even know what a 'music video' is little girl? :eek:

[bikubesong]

Did you know that Sting receives half of the songwriting royalties for Dire Straits' 'Money For Nothing'?

Which is funny, because he receives money for nothing, i.e. for repeating the line 'I want my MTV' :p
missie, did you come up with that joke by yourself?:D

very clever

[chica]

do you even know what a 'music video' is little girl? :eek:

Is that a joke? There is music and there are videos, you use ears for one and eyes for the other. Stop confusing me :cool:

missie, did you come up with that joke by yourself?:D

very clever

Thanks, it was spontaneous, as I was typing, I'm still so excited about it :p

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Stop confusing me :cool:
it is my belief that such you ask is impossible :o

[slum mum 1974]

Did you know a piece of paper can be folded no more than 7 times?

You LIE!!! :D...hehehe
it fucking can!!!



I know i aw it on Mythbusters just yesterday, they buggered off to NASA and folded the biggest piece of paper about 11 times.....

I also managed to fold it more than 7 times ... it really depends on the folding technique ;)

You have to fold it in half every time.....:p

[slum mum 1974]

Wouldn't everyone, Darling? :p

Pete Docherty......ewww.....nope....EEUUUURRRGGGHHHHHHH :p

[virtually dead]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/agentbedhead/Two/petedohertysleep.jpg n

awww :D

[slum mum 1974]

When the Daleks first appeared in The Daleks, they were presented as the descendants of the Dals, mutated after a brief nuclear war between the Dal and Thal races.
the Dals were called Kaleds (an anagram of Dalek), and the Dalek design was attributed to one man, the crippled Kaled chief scientist and evil genius, Davros.
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/katy_manning0014-2.jpg

loving those boots.:D Want some!

[slum mum 1974]

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/agentbedhead/Two/petedohertysleep.jpg n

awww :D

Is he as high as a kite there or what ? :D

[virtually dead]

Is he as high as a kite there or what ? :D

He might just be tired ;)

[slum mum 1974]

He might just be tired ;)

Nah, dunnae believe that at all......:p

[virtually dead]

well YOU wouldn't, leave him alone! :D

[slum mum 1974]

well YOU wouldn't, leave him alone! :D

:p

Did you know that Camel's milk does not curdle.

[virtually dead]

Can't say i did...

did you know that over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows?

[slum mum 1974]

nope, but i have actually seen tweety do that...not pleasent

did you know that all porcupines float in water.

[virtually dead]

birds do that all the time around me
i think it's an omen ;)

did you know if you say "gullible" over and over agian it sounds like "chesse"?

[slum mum 1974]

oooh...spooky....

Can't say 'Gullible':p did you know that non-dairy creamer is flammable. - EEEEWWWW!!!!

[virtually dead]

Did you know 101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.

I always thought disney was cheery...

[slum mum 1974]

Disney...hmm....not too sure about 'Cheery' unless you like to get upset...but then again i am a big girls blouse.....:D

Did you know a duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

[slum mum 1974]

This is a question for Warrie...is this true?


"Hang On, Snoopy" is the official rock song of Ohio. :D

[virtually dead]

oh that's quite interestine slum mummy...:D

Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle.

now i bet you didn't know that one....

[lux girl]

Did you know.....The Phoenix Park in Dublin city is the largest urban park in any European city!

Useless fact, but true!

[slum mum 1974]

how on earth did you find that one out.....er...then again i dunnae wanna know :D

did you know that the only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

[thewarroom]

This is a question for Warrie...is this true?


"Hang On, Snoopy" is the official rock song of Ohio. :D

lol. Yes it is true. The Ohio State marching band plays it constantly :p.

[virtually dead]

Did you know.....The Phoenix Park in Dublin city is the largest urban park in any European city!

Useless fact, but true!

That's what the thread is for!

Did you know...i can't think of anymore?

[slum mum 1974]

lol. Yes it is true. The Ohio State marching band plays it constantly :p.

...cool...maybe you should ask our Mozzer for a request..:D

[lux girl]

how on earth did you find that one out.....er...then again i dunnae wanna know :D

I live in Dublin! Commonly told to primary school kids. I must have been listening that day!!

did you know that the only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

Now, that's interesting!! I ilke collecting silly word facts.

[slum mum 1974]

Did you know that Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

[thewarroom]

In Baltimore, MD it is illegal to take a lion to the movies.

[slum mum 1974]

Now, that's interesting!! I ilke collecting silly word facts.

For you my dear....did you know that...

Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning, "containing arsenic."

and...

The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms that are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

[thewarroom]

The world's oldest mammal is Harriet, a tortoise born in 1830.

[lux girl]

For you my dear....did you know that...

Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning, "containing arsenic."

and...

The verb "cleave" is the only English word with two synonyms that are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate.

Cool!! You are a clever word collector!

[slum mum 1974]

The world's oldest mammal is Harriet, a tortoise born in 1830.

Aww...sweet, you don't happen to have a piccie, do you sweetie? I would so love to see one.

Cool!! You are a clever word collector!

nah,,, the internet is a wondeful thing....i am not that clever :o

[thursdayispathetic]

did you know that certain cats have 6 toes? they are called Hemingway cats and they are from keywest, and they are the cutest things ive ever seen!!!

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/16689/2002042600255377078_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002042600255377078)
http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/14018/2002077996487069666_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002077996487069666)
http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/13941/2002001186476688692_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002001186476688692)

they have little thumbs!!!!

[slum mum 1974]

did you know that certain cats have 6 toes? they are called Hemingway cats and they are from keywest, and they are the cutest things ive ever seen!!!

http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/16689/2002042600255377078_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002042600255377078)
http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/14018/2002077996487069666_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002077996487069666)
http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/13941/2002001186476688692_rs.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2002001186476688692)

they have little thumbs!!!!

awww.....so true....doggies have those thumbs too...:)