any one want to make a confession!

[the more you explore me!]

any body feel bad about something they have done or treated someone recently.
want to let it all out. to get it out off their system.
no names. dates. places.
as it's sunday....


i felt i was rude today as i ignored the shop till worker as i was still listening to my cd player.

any body else....

[wolve]

Is it okay if it's confessions à la 'all the places where I recently masturbated'?

[the more you explore me!]

Is it okay if it's confessions à la 'all the places where I recently masturbated'?

why do you think masturbation is bad!

[drunken goldfish]

why do you think masturbation is bad!
She obviously doesn't think it's bad if she's doing it in more than one place ;) .

[wolve]

I was always taught that it's bad...

[Disappointed]

I've been ignoring some of my duties recently (related to a club that I was very active in last year), for various reasons, and it's really been bothering me. I'm hoping that I can make everything right again, but I'm not sure how.
:(

[the more you explore me!]

I was always taught that it's bad...

well if your joking with me then.....

:(


but i shouldn't have to tell you that it isn't!

[the more you explore me!]

I've been ignoring some of my duties recently (related to a club that I was very active in last year), for various reasons, and it's really been bothering me. I'm hoping that I can make everything right again, but I'm not sure how.
:(


you can't do everything, juggling to much means sometimes that you can't do your best.
talk to the people at the club say your 'sorry', state your reasons why you haven't been involved. being honest will make people appreciate you more.

[hatfull]

I've been so busy focusing on one of my friends who's been ill recently, I've neglected one of my other friends a bit. We went to see a musical on Friday, and I didn't think to invite her. I mean, we organised it on the spur of the moment, and she probabiy wouldn't have gone, but I feel really mean now.

[lilybett]

Last term, my flatmate ate my humous - this made me mad! So when we had a kitchen party and he stuck a dead fish to the wall with tomato ketchup, I 'accidentally' let slip whodunnit to the resident tutor the next morning, when she came down to tell us the cleaners were refusing to go near our flat. Is a £50 fine a bit steep for eating someone else's chickpea-based dip? :o

[girlfriendinacoma]

I have to write my diploma work but instead of it I'm doing all kinds of things, like watching Morrissey dvds, playing, uh... don't know. And I feel really bad and it's getting worse, but still... I'm not writing.

[drunken goldfish]

Not something I've done, but something that's been bothering me lately (hopefully not too much information, but since there's a "most embarrasing sexual moment" thread I think this'll be ok :) ).
I'm really scared of getting pregnant. For various reasons the only contraceptive I can use right now is a diaphragm, which is only 82-96% safe. My doctor says I shouldn't be that worried because lots of women in Europe and America use them. Is this true? Do you or your friends have good/bad experience with this? :(

[Busy Clippers]

Drunken Golfish: first, you should also remember that contraception is not just the woman's job. If you are worried about getting pregnant, diaphragms and condoms used together (and correctly - that's the key) can do the trick. Condoms will also help stop STD's, which diaphragms will not do.

You should definitely access some public health information on the web, preferably from a science-based source.

[drunken goldfish]

Thanks, Busy Clippers (I first read your name as Busy Slippers, don't ask me why :) ).
I know it's not just a woman's job but as I said I can't use condoms (or pills, for that matter) anymore for all sorts of reasons, and thankfully I don't have to worry about STD's. I was hoping someone could explain why diaphragms are so popular in other parts of the world (or maybe they're not?) if they're so unsafe, and perhaps put my mind at ease. But you're right, I should stick to the dry, scientific facts - only 82-96%. *sigh*
Thanks for hearing me out, this confession thing's nice :) .

[the more you explore me!]

I've been so busy focusing on one of my friends who's been ill recently, I've neglected one of my other friends a bit. We went to see a musical on Friday, and I didn't think to invite her. I mean, we organised it on the spur of the moment, and she probabiy wouldn't have gone, but I feel really mean now.


there doesn't seem to be problem really, sometimes 'spur of the moment' things/events people do get left out; i know i have done and have been too!
i hope you can tell your friend that you feel bad about it and i think that will make everything ok.
:)

[the more you explore me!]

Last term, my flatmate ate my humous - this made me mad! So when we had a kitchen party and he stuck a dead fish to the wall with tomato ketchup, I 'accidentally' let slip whodunnit to the resident tutor the next morning, when she came down to tell us the cleaners were refusing to go near our flat. Is a £50 fine a bit steep for eating someone else's chickpea-based dip? :o

1st of all humous is yummy and i had a huge amount of it last night!
he was very selfish to eat your food (but that is the 'joy' of living with friends)
and he was very silly to stick dead fish to the wall!
you done the right thing, as you also could of faced the fine, (as well as having no humous), don't feel bad!:)

[the more you explore me!]

I have to write my diploma work but instead of it I'm doing all kinds of things, like watching Morrissey dvds, playing, uh... don't know. And I feel really bad and it's getting worse, but still... I'm not writing.

i remember university days....
it is hard to get into gear to do work sometimes; you may of already done it now!
but knuckle down, it has to be done and when it is, all them dvds and playing will still be there and sooner you have it done the more time you have with the fun things in life!:)

[the more you explore me!]

Thanks, Busy Clippers (I first read your name as Busy Slippers, don't ask me why :) ).
I know it's not just a woman's job but as I said I can't use condoms (or pills, for that matter) anymore for all sorts of reasons, and thankfully I don't have to worry about STD's. I was hoping someone could explain why diaphragms are so popular in other parts of the world (or maybe they're not?) if they're so unsafe, and perhaps put my mind at ease. But you're right, I should stick to the dry, scientific facts - only 82-96%. *sigh*
Thanks for hearing me out, this confession thing's nice :) .


HUGS to drunken goldfish and everyone who listen and helped her.

:D

hugs to everyone on this topic too:)

[girlfriendinacoma]

i remember university days....
it is hard to get into gear to do work sometimes; you may of already done it now!
but knuckle down, it has to be done and when it is, all them dvds and playing will still be there and sooner you have it done the more time you have with the fun things in life!:)

I know, you're right, but it's so hard to sit down and focus on it, even though I like the topic I'd choosen to write... But I'm gonna leave everything else and start it right away. I know this is the worst part, until you really start it. Thank you for your words. :)

[drunken goldfish]

HUGS to drunken goldfish and everyone who listen and helped her.

:D

hugs to everyone on this topic too:)

Thanks, that's so nice! (I feel like in one of those support groups:"We love you, drunken goldfish"! :) ). It's also cool that you took the time to read everyone's "confessions" and respond. I must say nothing too horrific has come up yet ;) .

[chica]

I feel like in one of those support groups:"We love you, drunken goldfish"! :)
My name is Goldfish and I'm an alcoholic :D

[Disappointed]

you can't do everything, juggling to much means sometimes that you can't do your best.
talk to the people at the club say your 'sorry', state your reasons why you haven't been involved. being honest will make people appreciate you more.
Thank you for the advice.

It's very difficult to say "I'm sorry", though, sometimes! (by which I mean, all of the time!)

[Sir Alec]

My name is not Sir Alec... jus... just Alec. *single tear* :(

[the more you explore me!]

My name is not Sir Alec... jus... just Alec. *single tear* :(

that's ok you can be a 'sir' to us or you could be 'esq' after the Alec.
:)

[the more you explore me!]

My name is Goldfish and I'm an alcoholic :D


you made me laugh so you can have a hug too!



:) :D :)

[shebangsthedrums]

:confused:
i dont even play the drums...im sorry *hangs head*

[wolve]

And I am not a wolf, but just a plain human being....... :(

[chica]

And I am not a wolf, but just a plain human being....... :(
:eek: :eek:
I'm so bitterly, bitterly disappointed... :(

[the more you explore me!]

:confused:
i dont even play the drums...im sorry *hangs head*

shock horror.... but it's after a stones roses song so you are forgiven!

:)

[the more you explore me!]

:eek: :eek:
I'm so bitterly, bitterly disappointed... :(

hey lets not judge here that's not what it is all about!

hugs to the truthful none wolf-person

:)

[wolve]

But I am hairy though and have big teeth :D

[Stitchell]

I once bought a Lightning Seeds album :(

[the more you explore me!]

I once bought a Lightning Seeds album :(


lan broudie is a fine song writer!

could of done a lot worse,

:)

[the more you explore me!]

But I am hairy though and have big teeth :D

you sound adorable.

more hugs for the non wolf :)

[wolve]

If that's your definition of 'adorable'!

[the more you explore me!]

If that's your definition of 'adorable'!

you have a great sense of humour that makes you 'adorable"

:)

[hatfull]

there doesn't seem to be problem really, sometimes 'spur of the moment' things/events people do get left out; i know i have done and have been too!
i hope you can tell your friend that you feel bad about it and i think that will make everything ok.
:)

Thank you very much, the more you explore me!

[hatfull]

I forgot one of my friend's birthdays. oops. I'm making myself sound like a really good friend arn't I?

[the more you explore me!]

I forgot one of my friend's birthdays. oops. I'm making myself sound like a really good friend arn't I?


join the club... i feel worse when it's family!

:(

you can make it up to them! a 'sorry' always helps and your friend will know you mean it when it's face to face.

i bet your a wonderful friend, in fact i have no doubts, as you have been honest enough to say you felt bad about not inviting them out and that you forgot someones birthday, you have on both occasions wanted to make it up to them!
which is a wonderful quality in a person:)
hugs to hatful everybody:D

[hatfull]

Ahhh, thank you!!! Hugs back.

[wolve]

You surely have a lot of hugs there, the more you explore me! :)

[Stitchell]

....there seems to be a lot of love and understanding in the room!

[hatfull]

We probably need it, it is a Monday after all!!! Nobody's confessed to anything terrible yet......must put my thinking cap on!!!!!!!!!

[BoyRacer]

I dont have friends in real life

[Pervomartovtsi]

I haven't studied for the UNI in weeks!!! when I comeback to it in 2 days I'm gonna be wasted!

[Despair & I]

I am at work right now.

[BoyRacer]

I like .... nay, LOVE the look, feel, smell, and taste of the female vagina.




Hey DONT blame me....were confessing right?

[Pervomartovtsi]

holy hell thats hardcore

[BoyRacer]

The crowd wanted a good one.....TA-DAHHHHHHHHHHHH

there ya have it.

I love the female body....sue me.

LOL

[Pervomartovtsi]

I also do......but you know talk about the aroma of the vagina is not politically correct!

[BoyRacer]

Dearest Pervo,

In responce to your above statement I offer the following; Nor are a large number of the threads on this website, but still we read on, and on, and on....

I am by no means attempting to be degrading by any stretch of the immagination, I was only making a confession on what I like. I do whole heartedly apologize if I have offended you in any way with my confession. But, damn I love the female form.

Forever Yours,
BR

[Pervomartovtsi]

don't worry man...I have heard much worst things(most of em told by me and my friends)....

and I have a confession to make

I want a girlfriend, kind of tired of being alone

[BoyRacer]

I didnt think you were upset.... i was just fuuuuuckin with ya with the whole letter thing. LOL

As for the alone thing.... well a chap I know, via the internet, and I had that discussion just the other day, and the bottom line we came up with is that the majority of the people who "get/understand" the music of Moz and the smiths, in someway or another feel alone. I.E. No girlfriend, no one to love, no true friends, no one to talk to, etc, etc...

[Pervomartovtsi]

the fact is that I have felt recriprocate love...and lost it...so that's the shite that annoys me

[BoyRacer]

Hang in there little buddy... Things will get better. You will meet the one, you just have to give it time.

BR

[andy_fozzy]

I love boobies, the bigger the better (within reason....).

Vag's are ok, but they can be very ugly!

The first thing I look at when I see a woman is the twins.

Is this wrong?

If so, it's a confession.
If not, sorry for the waste of a post :)

[the more you explore me!]

I love boobies, the bigger the better (within reason....).

Vag's are ok, but they can be very ugly!

The first thing I look at when I see a woman is the twins.

Is this wrong?

If so, it's a confession.
If not, sorry for the waste of a post :)


please do not waste our time!:mad:

[the more you explore me!]

I am at work right now.

whoops so am i so we should be working:)

[andy_fozzy]

please do not waste our time!:mad:


Could you please 'expand' on that a bit?

[the more you explore me!]

Could you please 'expand' on that a bit?

sorry i haven't got the time at the moment.
but most of the threads on this topic seem to be helpful to the people who have written in.
your thread makes you sound a bit like a creep, i'm sorry to say!:(
and i think you are better then that!

[andy_fozzy]

sorry i haven't got the time at the moment.
but most of the threads on this topic seem to be helpful to the people who have written in.
your thread makes you sound a bit like a creep, i'm sorry to say!:(
and i think you are better then that!


You might wanna read boyracer's posts.....
I'm following in his footsteps there.

But nice words you say, and you're right, I'm not a creep by ANY MEANS.

I am however, a man, and a human being.
In many ways we are all the same you know......

I cannot help finding the opposite sex attractive, and sorry, but what I posted is what I find most attractive about females. Again, I can't help that...

[Anna]

I have to butt in here and say i don't see anything wrong with your posts.. It's only natural. As long as you don't stare at every woman's boobs for several minutes after you meet her.. although i'm sure that if you do that it's only to form a better opinion about her character :p

[andy_fozzy]

I have to butt in here and say i don't see anything wrong with your posts.. It's only natural. As long as you don't stare at every woman's boobs for several minutes after you meet her.. although i'm sure that if you do that it's only to form a better opinion about her character :p


Thanks Anna.
I certainley don't do that. Unless they are worth staring at :D
Just joking!!

It's just that it's the first thing I notice, as that's what I find most attractive.

I do wish I hadn't posted that now, I sound like a right pervert don't I...??? :(

Mind you, I think you can tell allot about a lady from her taties. For example, if they are 'of ample size', and there's allot on show, this says to me they are a bit of an exhibitionist. I suppose that doesn't just apply to size......
If they are well covered up, I get the impression they are quite secretive and doesn't like to flaunt themselves, even more so if they are big 'uns!

Do you know what I mean?
I may of course be wrong, but this is how my mind works.

And believe it or not, if I were looking for a partner/lover whatever, the kind of woman I would go for would be the bigger breasted (obviously!!!) type that keeps them covered up.

A relevant funny story here:

I used to work on the railway, and one night I was at work, in a big and popular UK town.
Lots of people used to come to this town on a Fri and Sat night for the nighlife. So you can imagine the kinda things I used to see :)
Well one night, a girl of good sized cleavage and plenty on show came through, and natrually, my eyes wandered down to her 'exhibition'.
She noticed this, and went bang into one, calling me a fucking perv, etc etc.
So I said to her that basically, if you didn't want people to look, why wear a low cut top like that? You must WANT people to look....!!!!!

I cannot think why else she would......

[Bluebirds]

These confessions are rubbish;

Here's a proper one:

Nigh on ten years ago I called round my mates knowing he wouldn't be there with the subconscious intent of shagging his girlfriend. Me and my mate had had a major falling out....
We drank booze and more booze and one thing led to another and we swapped bodily fluids (though I think I didn't ride bareback.)

In the morning I patted her belly and said, (names changed to protect the innocent) "Karen, thats a bit of a pot you've got on you there."

Four months later she gave birth to a baby girl.

Glad to get it off my chest!!! (I was young and (ahem) impressionable... we all make mistakes)

He still doesn't know. We're not really mates anymore though. Just drifted apart (fortunately cos he'd kill me! AND RIGHTLY SO)

Heres another one:

I used to work with tills. I used to nick loads of money out of them. (I mean tripling my meagre wage) In fact I never got caught. The moral being don't let me work with tills and cash. Or more succintly don't get caught.

And another:

I haven't paid my water for a year, seemingly I've got away with it as the "water board" have just sent me a new bill for the forthcoming year. The moral being that water should be free. So there.

[sarahT]

My confession is this:
I am convinced that some of you just ended up here by accident while you were actually looking for www. gazza. com

[andy_fozzy]

These confessions are rubbish;

Here's a proper one:

Nigh on ten years ago I........


Very good :D

I'm very pleased for you on ALL acounts!!

(Oh, btw, in that railway job, I also had my hand in the till. I made a fortune ;)

[Anna]

A relevant funny story here:

I used to work on the railway, and one night I was at work, in a big and popular UK town.
Lots of people used to come to this town on a Fri and Sat night for the nighlife. So you can imagine the kinda things I used to see :)
Well one night, a girl of good sized cleavage and plenty on show came through, and natrually, my eyes wandered down to her 'exhibition'.
She noticed this, and went bang into one, calling me a fucking perv, etc etc.
So I said to her that basically, if you didn't want people to look, why wear a low cut top like that? You must WANT people to look....!!!!!

I cannot think why else she would......

Don't know about that.. I don't like showing off and i'm not too keen on fancy clothes (being the yet to grow up university girl that i am), but i'm sure i've heard the 'i do it for myself because i want to feel good' argument quite a few times in similar situations. I guess you can't really believe that you have the right to stare at every woman who wants to wear something like that, i mean, she might wear it to catch random men's eyes, but she might be on the way to meet her boyfriend, you know what i mean?

I find it really hard to make up my mind about things like these, especially the old 'i'm interested in personality not looks' cliche. Which way to go, admit that you do have a liking for certain virtues or insist that inner beauty is more important? Probably it's a combination of both, although that's an even bigger cliche. But i often find myself admiring people's looks without giving a damn about what kind of person they are, does that make me shallow, and should i feel bad? Of course sometimes i discover that they have way more interesting personality than i had ever imagined, but that usually has rather awkward or unpleasant -worshipping- results :o

Another thing, i really am a sucker for beautiful faces and bodies (and by beautiful i don't mean standard top model beauty, but whatever i personally find attractive. That's another matter altogether, there are so many cοnventionally beautiful people out there that one has to have something -undefined- to grab my attention, i also rather dislike extremely well trained, flawless bodies, anyway though), so i catch myself spending too much time admiring them. Is this really different from someone saying they love womens' breasts? Of course i can see the obvious difference, i'm not trying to say it's okay to stare at someone's breasts/crotch when they're talking to you, but they are both parts of the body and liking them indicates some level of shallowness.

Aah anyway, the bottom line is, no, i certainly don't think liking boobs makes you a pervert ;)

[HIM]

Thanks, Busy Clippers (I first read your name as Busy Slippers, don't ask me why :) )..

i am the reason!!!! :D ;)

[Busy Clippers]

The last part of this thread got interesting. I don't think you're pervs, it's just the way human beings are wired. As long as you aren't grabbing or doing it consciously to make someone uncomfortable it's sorta to be expected.

Now, here's my confession (father forgive me for I have sinned)

I have lied to two cell phone companies to be released from my contract. I'm not sorry. Their crappy phones broke and they wouldn't fix them, so instead of buying another one I told them I was moving out of the country so they waived the $250 disconnect fee. I had an overseas address ready (google is awesome). The problem is that now I'm running out of cell phone companies...

[HIM]

I like .... nay, LOVE the look, feel, smell, and taste of the female vagina.




Hey DONT blame me....were confessing right?


i also see the attraction, but, for me, it's ladies' bottoms.

ladies' bottoms are unsurpassed and unsurpassable... ...but risky!!!!

[i think i alluded to this in a thread about embarassing sexual moments, so i won't go into it (so to speak), again!]

[drunken goldfish]

i am the reason!!!! :D ;)

It would seem that you are, actually! Talk about subliminal messages :D . Makes you think what else people have been writing that's slithered its way to my subconscious....

[wolve]

Alright, a little confession.

I sometimes picture people (persons that I shouldn't be thinking of in that 'sexual' way) in a quite romantic way. It's not really picturing them naked or having sex with me, but more like, erm, just holding me and touching me. I always wondered.....ah well, it's silly I know. (and embarassing, but why are some people so attractive!)

[wolve]

Good thread. Confessions for free. Without a priest!


I just realised I really lie too much. Not BIG lies, but really, to get people off my back and things like that. It's not healthy, and I'm afraid someday it'll get worse!
But a lie a day, keeps the... :rolleyes:

[the more you explore me!]

You might wanna read boyracer's posts.....
I'm following in his footsteps there.

But nice words you say, and you're right, I'm not a creep by ANY MEANS.

I am however, a man, and a human being.
In many ways we are all the same you know......

I cannot help finding the opposite sex attractive, and sorry, but what I posted is what I find most attractive about females. Again, I can't help that...

hello,
now I have the time!

well I did read boy racers & pervo threads and they seem to turned into quite a good discourse!

I don't think anyone and I don't have a problem with a heterosexual man finding breast attractive, no matter what the size! I don't think it much of a revelation or a confession, well it isn't really! (was you just trying to be cheeky)

but you sound slightly desperate, like your trying to prove something in your "confession".

"me thinks doth hast protest too much"

no body is a pervert for finding a person of the same/ opposite sex attractive, that isn't a problem with your thread.
I think your reverent story kind of contradicted of what you said; you really have no right to say to any one what they should or shouldn't wear! you obviously were ogling the women to piss her off. another thing I don't understand from your reply to 'blue bird', that was stating "Very good" that he had sex with his 'then' friend's girlfriend; what if that was your girlfriend or sister etc would it be all boys together for getting a "shag"
I don't want to get into a argument over this so it the last time I'm comment on this thread, and a slanging match isn't what it's about. but this was my pennies worth.... as soon as I got a chance!

:cool:

[the more you explore me!]

Good thread. Confessions for free. Without a priest!


I just realised I really lie too much. Not BIG lies, but really, to get people off my back and things like that. It's not healthy, and I'm afraid someday it'll get worse!
But a lie a day, keeps the... :rolleyes:

little lies ok but be careful you don't want to turn people against you! control them!

:)

[chica]

Good thread. Confessions for free. Without a priest!
Well if you insist... :p

http://www.music-videos.duncans.tv/images/Morrissey-I-Have-Forgiven-Jesus.jpg

[wolve]

Well if you insist... :p

http://www.music-videos.duncans.tv/images/Morrissey-I-Have-Forgiven-Jesus.jpg


That would be the one and only reason I'd go to church and confess!
Punish me for my sins, Father ;)

[the more you explore me!]

Alright, a little confession.

I sometimes picture people (persons that I shouldn't be thinking of in that 'sexual' way) in a quite romantic way. It's not really picturing them naked or having sex with me, but more like, erm, just holding me and touching me. I always wondered.....ah well, it's silly I know. (and embarassing, but why are some people so attractive!)


good one wolve; i do that as well (my confession too) some times it nice but some times it makes me feel sad too. then shake my head and tell myself stop being silly! nothing wrong with finding people attractive that's how we all got here isn't it!:)

[chica]

I think your reverent story kind of contradicted of what you said; you really have no right to say to any one what they should or shouldn't wear! you obviously were ogling the women to piss her off. another thing I don't understand from your reply to 'blue bird', that was stating "Very good" that he had sex with his 'then' friend's girlfriend; what if that was your girlfriend or sister etc would it be all boys together for getting a "shag"
hey lets not judge here that's not what it is all about!
Tsss... *shakes her head* ;)

[the more you explore me!]

The last part of this thread got interesting. I don't think you're pervs, it's just the way human beings are wired. As long as you aren't grabbing or doing it consciously to make someone uncomfortable it's sorta to be expected.

Now, here's my confession (father forgive me for I have sinned)

I have lied to two cell phone companies to be released from my contract. I'm not sorry. Their crappy phones broke and they wouldn't fix them, so instead of buying another one I told them I was moving out of the country so they waived the $250 disconnect fee. I had an overseas address ready (google is awesome). The problem is that now I'm running out of cell phone companies...


mobile phone companies make millions... and harass people do take this out and have this one! don't worry about them get a pay as you go then they don't really need to know alot about you.

and good point above too

:)

[the more you explore me!]

Tsss... *shakes her head* ;)


it hard not to judge some times

:rolleyes:

[hatfull]

Ok... hope this isn't too slutty (hell, what do I care?) but we are confessing...
There was once this guy who I met when I was drunk, and we had a bit of a snog and stuff (see my post on the embarrassing sexual moment thread) and he took my number. For about six months, he'd randomly ring me and text me quite persistently, and I kept coming up with excuses not to see him. Anyway, one day I saw a missed call from him, it was a Saturday night, I didn't have anything better to do, so I decided to call him back. Being nervous about making wierd phone small talk, I decided to have 'just a little' drink first. Three large Jack Daniels later, I left a message on his voice mail. Another Jack Daniels and half a spliff later he rang me back. He invited me over, and I told him I was 'not sitting on the f*****g tube for an hour to the other side of London'. So he told me to order a cab, which he would pay for. So I did. And had another joint and a drink. Then I got into the cab. By this point, I was nicely pissed and stoned, and in a very good mood. I should point out at this point, I knew that this guy didn't drink at all. Imagine his delight as I rolled out of the cab, trying to act sober, stinking of drink (badly disgiued by chewing gum) and stoned. I then proceeded to go into his flat and have a very naughty night with him, and I woke up in the morning with a very bad hangover, and exchanged niceties with him. 'What are you doing taday?' he asked. 'Erm go home, shower, shopping, pub as it's a Sunday' I replied. 'What are you doing?' I asked 'Well, I've got a yoga class, and then I'm going to Narcotics Anonymous'. He replied. Oops!
Funnily enough, he naver called me again!

[BoyRacer]

dirty i say....just DIRTY.... LMAO


But a good story indeed.

[the more you explore me!]

dirty i say....just DIRTY.... LMAO


But a good story indeed.

yes it was a good one.

but there is no standard to reach it's not a competition. just for people to get it out of their system!

she's not dirty; I've heard much worse!!!! they are consenting adults and as long as condoms were used to protect her self.


every time I see your username come up I'm afraid I going to read "We're gonna kill this pretty thing"


there hasn't been any hugs for sometime!!!

well here's to hatful and boyracer (as he didn't kill the pretty thing)
:)

[hatfull]

yes it was a good one.

but there is no standard to reach it's not a competition. just for people to get it out of their system!

she's not dirty; I've heard much worse!!!! they are consenting adults and as long as condoms were used to protect her self.


every time I see your username come up I'm afraid I going to read "We're gonna kill this pretty thing"


there hasn't been any hugs for sometime!!!

well here's to hatful and boyracer (as he didn't kill the pretty thing)
:)

LOL!!! Thank you, the more you explore me! I know, it's not a competition, but I do feel better for confessing. Hugs back!

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i killed a bird today
:(

[chica]

Good grief, Robbie, how did that happen?!

[no one in particular]

i hope it was a grackle or pigeon or european starling and not a songbird

[chica]

i hope it was a grackle or pigeon or european starling and not a songbird
As long as it's european... :rolleyes: Tsssss

[no one in particular]

yeah, nothing agst. europe or anything (of course not - i am not LIKE that!!! but nice try with the dig there anyway, chica!)

it is just that this is an exotic bird that was introduced into the u.s. by humans and has been detrimental to the native bird species in the country... it competes with the nesting sites of native bird species and ends up choking out the native songbirds. their population in the US is now staggering...

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Good grief, Robbie, how did that happen?!

it was a humming bird, big one too
and i tried for almost an hour to shoo? it back out a window
but one time it turned around before i could react in time
and hit the broom hard i guess
i watched as its chest heaved even more rapidly for about 10 seconds
then it froze up
it was sad
ive put in a box
guess ill dump it?
:eek:

[Pervomartovtsi]

just think what steve irwin will do in your situation robiie

[no one in particular]

^^well, since it was a hummingbird...you should give it a nice little wake before burial

[chica]

it is just that this is an exotic bird that was introduced into the u.s. by humans and has been detrimental to the native bird species in the country... it competes with the nesting sites of native bird species and ends up choking out the native songbirds. their population in the US is now staggering...

Oh right, now I understand what species you're talking about... :)

http://www.pittsburghlive.com/photos/2006-01-13/0115entwar-b.jpg

http://www.nativeamericans.com/native%20village.jpg

Me bad...? :(

[Pervomartovtsi]

that was acid and sad

[no one in particular]

yeah, it is A LOT like that, sadly. good analogy actually. happens over and over doesn't it, to the detriment of all kinds of creatures and plants.

[no one in particular]

^^ on a lighter note:
i have a confession - i like drama (but not melodrama) :D

[Sir Alec]

^^ I have a confession... I like that No One In Particular likes drama (but not melodrama).

[no one in particular]

now i have another confession:
sir alec just made my day with his post.... :D

[Sir Alec]

You ought to change your name to:

No one in particular... just very great person, that has such awsome advice and care for people I really don't even know

Also, you still owe me homework.

[Pervomartovtsi]

twee as fuck

[no one in particular]

^now don't go getting jealous pervo....remember you rejected him -errrr actually beheaded him-- yesterday (we ALL remember ).... or who knows what might have been in this thread for YOU by him today... :D

[Pervomartovtsi]

oh stop it :D

[Sir Alec]

Pervo, do you need a friendship hug?

[Pervomartovtsi]

definetly maybe

[the more you explore me!]

definetly maybe



awww hugs to you pervomartovtsi & what's the story morning glory!

[Bluebirds]

just think what steve irwin will do in your situation robiie


A bold and brash Australian
Steve Irwin was his name,
And all those slimy reptiles
Brought him wealth and fame,
Some say he was a looker
To girls he was a dish
He knew everything about crocodiles
But F*ck all about fish

How this relates to hummingbirds is anyone's guess

[the more you explore me!]

A bold and brash Australian
Steve Irwin was his name,
And all those slimy reptiles
Brought him wealth and fame,
Some say he was a looker
To girls he was a dish
He knew everything about crocodiles
But F*ck all about fish

How this relates to hummingbirds is anyone's guess

crikey as steveo would of said!
is that your confession bad poetry

:D

[chica]

I did something awful... a friend called and I answered the phone saying "what's up, chubby?"
The problem is she is overweight and I didn't do it on purpose, chubby is an anagram of her name and I got it mixed up in my brain when I saw call identification :( I wanted to drop dead!
I pretended nothing had happen, but I don't know how she feels about it...

[starry night]

After digging out some old cds last night, I came upon a cd of DM's "World in My Eyes", "Sea of Sin" and "Happiest Girl". They were all remixes and sort of "clubby".
So, while laying down and listening to them I did something HIGHLY out of character. I thought of some really, really naughty thoughts (very intense I might add and purely erotic) and even DANCED to them! WOW....

Ha, Now, I must go off to find my old EATB cds........

[the more you explore me!]

I did something awful... a friend called and I answered the phone saying "what's up, chubby?"
The problem is she is overweight and I didn't do it on purpose, chubby is an anagram of her name and I got it mixed up in my brain when I saw call identification :( I wanted to drop dead!
I pretended nothing had happen, but I don't know how she feels about it...

the point here is that you didn't do it on purpose. if anything comes up in a conversation next time, explain the reason why you said it. i bet she is alright about it, don't worry to much.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

i dont know what 'twee' means
:confused:

[the more you explore me!]

After digging out some old cds last night, I came upon a cd of DM's "World in My Eyes", "Sea of Sin" and "Happiest Girl". They were all remixes and sort of "clubby".
So, while laying down and listening to them I did something HIGHLY out of character. I thought of some really, really naughty thoughts (very intense I might add and purely erotic) and even DANCED to them! WOW....

Ha, Now, I must go off to find my old EATB cds........


nowt wrong here! enjoy youself... that's what life is about and your not hurting anyone.

[the more you explore me!]

twee as fuck


that's alright i'm 'f@*k as twee' by the way!

[the more you explore me!]

i dont know what 'twee' means
:confused:

adjective: affectedly dainty or quaint.


or just me!

or just pervo!

[no one in particular]

I did something awful... a friend called and I answered the phone saying "what's up, chubby?"
The problem is she is overweight and I didn't do it on purpose, chubby is an anagram of her name and I got it mixed up in my brain when I saw call identification :( I wanted to drop dead!
I pretended nothing had happen, but I don't know how she feels about it...

so, what is her actual name? buchby?

[whoiseuan]

her name could have been abby. i've known more than one chubby abby. still a stretch though.

[chica]

so, what is her actual name? buchby?
I reckon it's time for ROTFLMFAOPIMP! :D

@ the more you explore me!: Thanks for being understanding!
her name could have been abby. i've known more than one chubby abby. still a stretch though.
No, but you wouldn't be interested in learning how we say "chubby" in Serbian and then comparing it with the girl's name :)

[the more you explore me!]

my confession is today at high street, I saw a tramp/bum/down and out squatting in shop door way and he was having a wee wee. so the urine was making a little stream on the pavement and I had to step over it. I felt truly disgusted with this sight, and I was shaking my head in disgust. But walking away, I felt guilt as he is obviously homeless and has a alcohol problem, so it's not really his fault, and if the boroughs closed the public toilets, need where are the public suppose to go for the call of nature.

not a biggie confession but one all the same.

[BoyRacer]

I skipped out of church tody, mostly because I am a Crusading Heathen.

..."There is a place for me an my friends"


BR

[hatfull]

I've been to the pub and smoked like a chimney when I'm ment to be giving up!!!

[the more you explore me!]

I've been to the pub and smoked like a chimney when I'm ment to be giving up!!!

whoops a daisy, a hard habit to break but you can do it!

:)

[Busy Clippers]

the more you explore me is the nicest person on this board!

my confession? I loooooooathe my mother's significant other. I feel guilty about it, but can't make myself like him. He's slick, domineering, and has one of those little pencil thin moustaches under which sits a mouth that is constantly talking or eating. :mad:

[andy_fozzy]

my confession is today at high street, I saw a tramp/bum/down and out squatting in shop door way and he was having a wee wee. so the urine was making a little stream on the pavement and I had to step over it. I felt truly disgusted with this sight, and I was shaking my head in disgust. But walking away, I felt guilt as he is obviously homeless and has a alcohol problem, so it's not really his fault, and if the boroughs closed the public toilets, need where are the public suppose to go for the call of nature.

not a biggie confession but one all the same.


That would have been a better confession if you had said "you gave him a good smacking". That is aweful explore, and hey, I have NEVER EVER used violence in any way, but his actions deserved a slapping. There is NO EXCUSE for doing that in a shop doorway! There's always a bush not far away.
If I had kids, and if they were with me, that

Oh and him being homeless and having a drink problem is entirely his fault.
I'm as soft as shit, but I just cannot find any excuse for homeless-ness.

[drunken goldfish]

Oh and him being homeless and having a drink problem is entirely his fault.

Please tell me you're being sarcastic...

[the more you explore me!]

That would have been a better confession if you had said "you gave him a good smacking". That is aweful explore, and hey, I have NEVER EVER used violence in any way, but his actions deserved a slapping. There is NO EXCUSE for doing that in a shop doorway! There's always a bush not far away.
If I had kids, and if they were with me, that

Oh and him being homeless and having a drink problem is entirely his fault.
I'm as soft as shit, but I just cannot find any excuse for homeless-ness.

Andy, oh dear I hope drunken goldfish is right and you are being sarcastic
(like in the 'disabled thread' which did upset up you), this idea you have is pretty blinkerd or in bad taste. there are many reasons for people of both genders being homeless, it isn't a simple case of "it's their fault". Homelessness is something that frightens the life out of me really, it can happen to any one. many people haven't the financial backing or the family to help them out. in England, where we live (it might be different to the rest of the world) we do have social housing by the government, which in the 1980s was mostly sold off by the conservative government through the 'right to buy', while this did provide many working class people with their own homes, which wasn't before possible for them, it left a huge gap as the homes sold off weren't replaced with new ones. As now we see in the south east of England and London, there is very little affordable housing. Many people do experience short term homelessness; but the person I saw isn't in this category. his addiction and his social exclusion contribute to him still being there. Alcohol used by people on the streets is used to block out the cold, hunger, loneliness, abuse, violence of living on the streets. it's nobody choice but a 'trap' to some peoples life's. addiction is hard to break and so is becoming part of society again, which looks down on you and how do learn to trust people again! so for many "tramps", it is very difficult to once again be a part something that has been missing from their life's, even with the help they can get.

10 main reasons for homelessness:

1. Divorce
2. Unemployment
3. Unable to pay rent/mortgage
4. Argument with family/friends
5. Family member or personal illness
6. Alcohol/drug abuse/sexual abuse
7. Physical or mental disabilities
8. Family violence
9. Prison/jail/left the armed forces
10. Welfare time limits
11. Other

other quotes:
"Whilst drug use is not the primary reason for people becoming homeless, it is a key reason for them remaining homeless. The primary reason for becoming homeless was family conflict.
30% of the study population have been diagnosed with a psychiatric illness;
* 55% of the study population had been in prison.
Alcohol remains the primary drug of choice among the homeless population (70%)"

Each of these people have a story to tell of why they are there, each piece of dirty, grey hair and wrinkle on the face; please don't be so shallow in your view.
I just read that someone call you a "sweetheart" please show this side again!

[andy_fozzy]

Oh shit, I opened my big mouth again :(

I don't want to make a bad impression of myself here, as I really do value my friendship with you guys here.......
I will try to explain myself the best I can!!

I got a bit annoyed when I read about the wee wee in the doorway, NO EXCUSE. And your message did open my mind a bit, however, I am not 100% convinced, sorry. There are plenty of jobs out there, and don't tell me there isn't. THERE IS. I'm in the UK, and I am talking about the UK. I understand that other countries are different. I work with a (lovely) Polish girl, who had to come to England to survive. She has opened my eyes somewhat. In Poland, jobs are for people who have been to uni/have qualifications etc, or older people (something to do with tax and insurance. She struggled like buggery to get a job, but simply couldn't, so was was *forced* (used as openly as possible) to come here. She got a job within days of being here. My point is, she isn't homeless, is she?

I'm not being a cold hearted bastard, as I am the most caring and loving person you would ever meet, however, I AM saying that if these homeless people wanted to help themselves, they would. Get a job, yes it IS that simple, and rent a bloody place. I know living in the UK isn't cheap, but everyone manages somehow.
There are LOTS of jobs around, if they cared to look. We always need cleaners (oh btw, I'm a cleaner.....) labourers on building sites, etc,,,

I'm not narrow minded, and I always consider other options when I say things, for example, I am always willing to learn things that I know nothing about. So basically, I know nothing about being homeless/homelessness,
so please do feel free to provide me with more info, as I do tend to shout my mouth off sometimes about things I don't know to much about :)

To finish off, I do hope I haven't made you guys think I'm an arseole, because I'm not, really!! I just think they could get outta their rut if they wanted to. But I am prepared to consider the fact that I am/can be wrong sometimes.

[drunken goldfish]

^^ you definitely don't seem like an asshole, don't worry :) . I admit I sometimes see beggars and think they should just get a job, but a lot of times people can't for various reasons, as the more you explore me (did you see my edited message for you in the "person on top" thread? ;) ) said. For instance, a lot of homeless people are mentally ill, and that's hardly their fault, is it? Addicts are more to blame, I agree, but it's not like their childhood dream was to become an addict. People make the wrong choices for many reasons... It's a difficult question, really, but you should never look at it as black and white.
EDIT: I'd avoid the next post, if I were you, Andy (check out your post count ;)).

[andy_fozzy]

WAHEEEEYYY!!!!!

666 posts, a milestone!!

Thanks DG, it means allot that you understand me and my silly antics :D

That was a good post, and I completely agree.

I do have a little bit of simpathy for addicts, as I was VERY VERY nearly one myself. I got away from the shit just at the right time, before it was too late. I guess not everybody is as lucky as me are they :(

An interesting topic, and I am grateful to you guys for 'opening my eyes' a little more than they were.

[the more you explore me!]

WAHEEEEYYY!!!!!

666 posts, a milestone!!

Thanks DG, it means allot that you understand me and my silly antics :D

That was a good post, and I completely agree.

I do have a little bit of simpathy for addicts, as I was VERY VERY nearly one myself. I got away from the shit just at the right time, before it was too late. I guess not everybody is as lucky as me are they :(

An interesting topic, and I am grateful to you guys for 'opening my eyes' a little more than they were.

thank you drunken goldfish, you took the words right out of my mouth!
Andy as you told us of the "lovely" polish girl (flirt) but many polish people are not so lucky! hopefully her accommodation was sorted out before she came here and she had some money saved (I have also worked and still work with many eastern Europeans, and this is what they did before they came here)

read this story of some of the unlucky polish visitors.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/5308028.stm

There are jobs out there, but if you haven't got a home, employers don't employ you, as you may not have a bank account to have your wages paid into or also a national insurance number! if you haven't a job and no bank account, who are you going to rent from; how are you going to provide two months rent up front and also bank statements, so your landlord can do a credit check. many private landlords do not want people on housing benefit.... it's a vicious circle!

anyway that's enough of that....


every one hug now!


:)

[wolve]

WAHEEEEYYY!!!!!

666 posts, a milestone!!

Only 444 left ;)

[andy_fozzy]

Only 444 left ;)


I'll catch you up. One day :)

[wolve]

Don't throw your life away, andy! ;)

[andy_fozzy]

thank you drunken goldfish, you took the words right out of my mouth!
Andy as you told us of the "lovely" polish girl (flirt) but many polish people are not so lucky!


every one hug now!


:)


Hellooooo there!!

I'm not really sure what she done actually, but she's a smart girl, so I guess she had it all figured out.
It's quite sad actually, that they come all this way just to find themselves homeless :(

Anyway, yes enough of this, let's hug :D

[Stitchell]

I came home from work today in a bad mood so put on Morrissey very loud and sulked.:p I'm a bit passed being a teenager!

[Sir Alec]

I came home from work today in a bad mood so put on Morrissey very loud and sulked.:p I'm a bit passed being a teenager!

Apparently I'm not.

[the more you explore me!]

Hellooooo there!!

I'm not really sure what she done actually, but she's a smart girl, so I guess she had it all figured out.
It's quite sad actually, that they come all this way just to find themselves homeless :(

Anyway, yes enough of this, let's hug :D


quite right down and dusted.... yes we can you big silly!!

:)

[the more you explore me!]

I came home from work today in a bad mood so put on Morrissey very loud and sulked.:p I'm a bit passed being a teenager!


nah... we are not! makes us feel better....

a good sulk and a ear drum blast of 'Your arsenal', does me the world of good.


lets start a club, "the after work sulking morrissey club"!

[hatfull]

Can I join? I stomp home most nights and then sulk even more when my CD player refuses to play Your Arsenal. How dare that piece of crap dictate my music taste?

[Stitchell]

a good sulk and a ear drum blast of 'Your arsenal', does me the world of good.


lets start a club, "the after work sulking morrissey club"!

Lets. The club shall have a bar, pool table and a tastefully stocked jukebox.

And yes, it was 'Your Arsenal' I put on earlier!:eek:

[the more you explore me!]

Can I join? I stomp home most nights and then sulk even more when my CD player refuses to play Your Arsenal. How dare that piece of crap dictate my music taste?

yes you can join, no question about that delightful Hatful.

emm so now my nasty side; how dare that cd player, if the little swine can call itself that... not playing "your Arsenal"!!!!!! throw the bastard out of the window (but not when there are people walking pass and maybe clean up the mess afterwards so the neighbours don't get upset and call the police or the council) oh before throwing the cd player out of the window take "your Arsenal" as that album doesn't deserve homicide!

does that help!
:o

[Stitchell]

Let it out, no worries! I used to have a disman like that, was listening to Mars Volta for 2 weeks! :o :o

[hatfull]

Thanks for the support with the evil CD player! i've got a new CD player it just doesn't fit in my room at the moment, I'll have to wait til I ove next year. If I sneak up on it I can get it to play sometimes, it's just old. Know the feeling!!!

[Busy Clippers]

I want to join, too, please! Can someone sponsor me? I've been perfectly foul since I lost my iTrip and am now doomed to NPR on the way home which, although informative, does nothing for he disposition. grrrrrrrrrr.:mad:

[hatfull]

Of course you can join!!! We can all sit in the corner and sulk together!!!

[Codreanu]

The other day an attractive indian woman showed up at my door. She was a jehovah's witness.

I invited her in... :eek:

[Sir Alec]

I broke my step-brother's nose in a game of basketball and then I laughed at him and yelled "karma, karma, KARMA!!!!"

[chica]

@ Cod:
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/773/nonoan2.gif http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2009/prayerdp9.gif
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5610/incensecq0.gif
:D

[Sir Alec]

Oh theres nothing like soom good 'ol fashion religious sexual repression.

[chica]

Cod, I think Sir Alec is impatiently waiting for another confession ;)

[Sir Alec]

I'll give you a shocker...

I almost got someone pregnant!

Edit: Use protection kids, and if not just don't do it.

[chica]

For Cod's sake, what did you do? I mean... I understand what you did, I wanted to ask why you didn't do what you should have done :rolleyes:

(I'm becoming nice)

[Sir Alec]

Its called a faulty pregnancy test.

[chica]

Oh, so it wasn't your fault after all? You have done what you should have done...

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

almost a week without drugs or alcohol
:eek:

[Sir Alec]

Of all the most life changing, mind shattering, 'collapse to the floor crying' moments I've had in my life, that was the fourth worst.

[chica]

Robby: but this is confessions thread, you have to tell us what vice you have indulged in instead! ;)

Alec: Shall I stay here waiting to find out about the first three or shall I go to sleep (which would make Cod immensely happy :))?

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Robby: but this is confessions thread, you have to tell us what vice you have indulged in instead! ;)

Alec: Shall I stay here waiting to find out about the first three or shall I go to sleep (which would make Cod immensely happy :))?
none really, the girlie i liked
no really likee me
so i just slept and cried*
im good @ that
:(


*=fuck man, is that a vice too?

[chica]

*=fuck man, is that a vice too?
Yes it is, if you don't listen to Morrissey in parallel.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Yes it is, if you don't listen to Morrissey in parallel.
i have a special playlist called
sMoRiThYs (i use it for times such as these)
it is 376 songs of smiths and morrissey
which, i could show u a pic of
if photobucket was not such a worthless bitch!

[Busy Clippers]

When next mater complains that all the tuition money she paid the Jesuits is being wasted, I will share the following information:

According to The Picture Book of Devils, Demons and Witchcraft, by Ernst and Johanna Lehner, each of the Seven Deadly Sins was associated with a specific punishment in Hell. You are invited to make a handy pocket reference card for yourselves.


Sin-Punishment in Hell
Pride-Broken on The Wheel.
Envy-Placed in freezing water.
Wrath - Dismembered alive.
Sloth-Thrown in snake pits
Greed-Put in pots of boiling oil.
Gluttony-Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes.
Lust - Smothered in fire and brimstone

Were I not now a Buddhist, I would be particularly dreading the snake pits.

[chica]

i have a special playlist called
sMoRiThYs (i use it for times such as these)
Funny, that's exactly the term that disappointed audience at Morrissey's concert in Serbia used to refer to The Man :eek:
Pride-Broken on The Wheel.
Envy-Placed in freezing water.
Wrath - Dismembered alive.
Sloth-Thrown in snake pits
Greed-Put in pots of boiling oil.
Gluttony-Forced to eat rats, toads, and snakes.
Lust - Smothered in fire and brimstone
But... in what order? :(

[Busy Clippers]

But... in what order? :(


That's a pretty valid concern for most of the people on this board!!:D

[Sir Alec]

Question: Is it possible to be broken on a wheel, Placed in freezing water, and smothered in fire and brimstone all at the same time?

Edit: And Chica, I'm sure if you thought long and hard about it you might make an educated guess of what the "top 3" are.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

finally
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/me/playlist.jpg
the list
though ive stopped playin it
cuz it could drive andi mad
:o

[Sir Alec]

Holy shit man, you listen to Falco?

Nice list by the way.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Holy shit man, you listen to Falco?

Nice list by the way.
i luv falco
when im rich
im buyin him a star

[chica]

i luv falco
when im rich
im buyin him a star
Good for you!
if you thought long and hard about it...
Was that a HINT? :D
Like orange juice and senior member of the band... :rolleyes:
No, I can think of one, but the other two...

[Busy Clippers]

The other day an attractive indian woman showed up at my door. She was a jehovah's witness.

I invited her in... :eek:

Is she still there?

[Codreanu]

Is she still there?
Only until she begins to stink. Then she's going under the floorboards in the basement, somewhere to the right of the Avon lady and the florist delivery girl.

[chica]

:eek: Where's our Cod? What did you do to him you monster?! :(

[Codreanu]

:eek: Where's our Cod? What did you do to him you monster?! :(
Oh, it's all right, darling chica. I was THINKING of you at the time. http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/139/kissch0.gif

[Sir Alec]

Good for you!

Was that a HINT? :D
Like orange juice and senior member of the band... :rolleyes:
No, I can think of one, but the other two...

1. Involves death
2. Involves cancer, then death
3. Involves intense pain in the ass

[chica]

Oh dear. I have to stop enquiring about people's terrible experiences. :(

[Sir Alec]

#3 was actually pretty funny after 70 seconds.

[chica]

Hm, wanna share the after 70 seconds part with us? :p

[Sir Alec]

That is much to graphic to say out loud. MUCH!

[Codreanu]

3. Involves intense pain in the ass
hemorrhoids?

[chica]

That is much to graphic to say out loud. MUCH!
I don't remember you being so shy about saying things loud... unless... unless you're not Sir Alec! Are you the same creature that killed Cod?!

[Sir Alec]

Yes, and I'm coming for wolve next.

(wolve play along please)

[chica]

Oh nooooo! Just the night she asked Mr Sandman for pleasant dreams!

[wolve]

Yes, and I'm coming for wolve next.

(wolve play along please)

Okay, I'm playing along.











(I'm screaming very loud now! I'm waving my arms! And biting! Who would've thought I'd offer resistence!)

[the more you explore me!]

well it looks like i missed all the fun! i don't think i can go drinking again.
wolve,chica,sir alec, robby you all barmy but i luv you :)

[JeanneDarc]

God it's been a long time since I've been here. I got caught up in real world so to say, *JD shakes fist at the world*. But it feels good being 'back on track'. So bumping into this interested thread about a Confession to make? I have a mad crush on Alan Rickman ever since he started portraying Severus Snape in the Harry Potter flicks. :p

[the more you explore me!]

God it's been a long time since I've been here. I got caught up in real world so to say, *JD shakes fist at the world*. But it feels good being 'back on track'. So bumping into this interested thread about a Confession to make? I have a mad crush on Alan Rickman ever since he started portraying Severus Snape in the Harry Potter flicks. :p


you have a crush on a very talented actor... no problem in that... i think i'll join you! but i think i prefer him in that robin hood film or dogma, how about die hard! (i confess to not seeing a Harry potter film)
hugs to Rickman & jeannedarc
:)

[JeanneDarc]

I dropped my personal views on the HP hype after seeing him perform. Instant attracting in the Pensive scene in SS. You should give it a try. He's close to brilliant. JK didn't expect Snape would be labbelled 'sexy' because Alan adds charisma to her most 'ugly' character. She didn't see comming he was going to be a cult figure. But he's written so ambigeous, resembling Bronte's Heatcliff. She didn't expect that. But he's fab as a villain I agree. Played out kevin Costner. A man you love to hate.

[the more you explore me!]

out playing kevin costner well that can't be hard really!

but i quite like 'dances with wolves', i suppose that isn't much of a confession is it. well, i thought 'waterworld' was also quite fun! oops that is a bit of a confession!

[Busy Clippers]

Today I accidentally snuck into the part of the museum that you have to pay extra to see, and didn't realize it until I was halfway through the exhibit...so I just stayed.

[wolve]

but i quite like 'dances with wolves'

:cool:

[Cot3]

I should be studying but instead i'm catching up with all the funny threads i've found here!!!

[Pervomartovtsi]

too many coincidences...moz-lover,chilean and lazy... I should also be studying but.......

[davdavon]

I should be studying but instead i'm catching up with all the funny threads i've found here!!!

Yeah, same thing here... for a couple of days now I'm trying to write a paper for university but instead I keep logging here and posting in the song titles game... that thread should be illegal, you know.

[wolve]

too many coincidences...moz-lover,chilean and lazy... I should also be studying but.......

Do I smell romance there? ;)

And we all need to study! But I made an agreement with myself: study for 2hours, and then half an hour rest! It helps though!

[Pervomartovtsi]

you know my heart is only for Chica...(sigh)

[drunken goldfish]

for a couple of days now I'm trying to write a paper for university but instead I keep logging here and posting in the song titles game...
You should join our "study stress" thread (which should really be named "procrastination thread" - it's all I ever do anyway! ;))

[wolve]

you know my heart is only for Chica...(sigh)
Talking about a confession!

[Pervomartovtsi]

btu anyway, Chica loves you, and you love yourself only...

[Cot3]

I keep logging here and posting in the song titles game... that thread should be illegal, you know.


Hahahaha... i know what you're saying!!!

[wolve]

btu anyway, Chica loves you, and you love yourself only...


You've never said words with more truth in than those^

[Pervomartovtsi]

:) :(

[chica]

Do I smell romance there? ;)
Don't try to fool us, Pervo, you know how sensitive noses wolves have... :p

[wolve]

To quote a scene from Monty Python:
"My dog has got no nose!"
"But how does it smell?"
"Awful!"

(and they used Adolf H. in it :) )

[Cot3]

too many coincidences...moz-lover,chilean and lazy... I should also be studying but.......



Yeah... too many coincidences, huh?...

[Cot3]

you know my heart is only for Chica...(sigh)


Hahaha... don't worry Chica!!! hahahaha... the man said it himself!!

[chica]

But I have to worry about Pervo, Cote! I love him far too much to let him freeze in his cold empty Chilean bed! I want somebody there beside him ASAP!

[wolve]

What are you waiting for! Pack your suitcases, chica! That sounded a lot like a marriage proposal!

[Cot3]

What are you waiting for! Pack your suitcases, chica! That sounded a lot like a marriage proposal!



Hahaha... yes, Chica... Wolve is right... hahaha.

[El Manzo]

Today. For three minutes only. I was thinking to start buying songs from here:

http://www.allofmp3.com/

No, it wasn't a good idea.

P.S: Sorry I put this between this romance. Time for bed now.

[Pervomartovtsi]

xD... where is no one in particular??!!, she ''d love as this topic is going around

[chica]

Don't be silly wolve, I meant COTE should be there... (Did you see Pervo's picture, Cote?) I couldn't get to a European island, what makes you think I would make it to South America!

[wolve]

Hitchhike! :p
Anything for lerve!

[Cot3]

Did you see Pervo's picture, Cote?!



Ooops... no, i haven't!

[Pervomartovtsi]

Don't be silly wolve, I meant COTE should be there... (Did you see Pervo's picture, Cote?) I couldn't get to a European island, what makes you think I would make it to South America!


but i've talked to my mom about you :eek: !!! :D

[wolve]

Did you see Pervo's picture, Cote?!

When she'll see them, I'm sure that Chile will never have known such a population increase! :D

We're growing into a dating site, people!

[chica]

but i've talked to my mom about you !!!
I hope she doesn't expect me to know how to cook! Have you seen this (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=62617&page=5), Pervo? It was written for your eyes only ;)
Hitchhike! :p
Anything for lerve!
There was a time when I actually planned to hitchhike to Cuba!
Ooops... no, i haven't!
That explains your laid-back attitude! Otherwise you would turn into a BEAST! :D

[Pervomartovtsi]

oh you never stop to amaze meh!

[Cot3]

Mmmm...
There are 32 pages in the Member Pics thread... do you really expect me to find a photo there, just to see how Pervo looks like???... uugghh to many pages!!!

[Sir Alec]

Heres my confession: I feel bad about missing the activity on this forum for the past hour.

[chica]

do you really expect me to find a photo there, just to see how Pervo looks like???
Just because you can't even imagine how handsome he is, I will forgive you these blasphemous words ;)
And now urge you to join Pervo's fan-club (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=362757&postcount=543) (page 28)
:D

[chica]

Heres my confession: I feel bad about missing the activity on this forum for the past hour.
And I feel bad for you too :D

[Pervomartovtsi]

hoho Alec...shit happens! :P

[Sir Alec]

I thought the pervo fan club died out a long time ago. No one showed any support!

[Sir Alec]

hoho Alec...shit happens! :P

Only relating to these forums. My inactivity here is because of my activity in the real world. Healthy, but not as fun.

[Pervomartovtsi]

wow now you are being super harsh towards me

[Sir Alec]

wow now you are being super harsh towards me

I'm just joking pervo. We all have to take a little abuse on this forum some time.

[Cot3]

Just because you can't even imagine how handsome he is, I will forgive you these blasphemous words ;)
And now urge you to join Pervo's fan-club (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=362757&postcount=543) (page 28)
:D


Haha, ok... saw it!... meow!!!

[Sir Alec]

Haha, ok... saw it!... meow!!!

indeed... in-fuckin-deed.

[chica]

indeed... in-fuckin-deed.
LOL, and LOL again... :D
Bad times, Alec? Stiff competition?

[Sir Alec]

LOL, and LOL again... :D
Bad times, Alec? Stiff competition?

I'm fine with that. I think he is adorable, but I hate flying and would never go that far on a plane for one guy I don't even know in person. I'll just ask for details after they hook up.

[Pervomartovtsi]

but Alec you know things between us are impossible...

[Sir Alec]

but Alec you know things between us are impossible...

I know, but I don't care. I'm still gonna bug you about for all eternity. You know I do have a girlfriend right now so it is impossible.

[chica]

You guys... Can't you just pretend it's possible? For the pleasure of your female reading audience? ;)

[Sir Alec]

You guys... Can't you just pretend it's possible? For the pleasure of your female reading audience? ;)

Oh you mean like this...

Sir Alec: Oh, I love you Pervo
Pervo: Oh, I love you too Sir
Sir Alec: Lets make passionate love long throughout the night
Pervo: Why not?
XOXOXOXOXOXOXO

[chica]

And then what happened? :D

[Sir Alec]

Well duh!

We made hot passionate love long throughout the night. All this and more on next weeks episode of the Morrissey-Solo Forum Off-Topic Section.

[chica]

Damn! Till then... I'll have to browse the web to find some spoilers! :eek:

[Sir Alec]

Damn! Till then... I'll have to browse the web to find some spoilers! :eek:

Chica don't go to a gay porn website for the love of god!

[chica]

Why? I was just about to ask you to recommend me some... :(

[Sir Alec]

Why? I was just about to ask you to recommend me some... :(

Just don't look at porn in general. It is not healthy. If you must go to a safer site with free material organized in a professional manner. I share my computer with some people and I know what they search for. It just seems so odd grown men can have such an attachment to the stuff.

My confession: I used to like the stuff, but now I don't.

[chica]

So does it come with age? You're older now and you're, um, cleverer than before? ;)
Seriously, why don't you like it? Do you like porn movies?

[hatfull]

My confession: Everyone felt really sorry for me at work today, because I lloked really tired, and they all thought I'd been studying too hard. I'd actually stopped off for 'just a quick drink' on the way home at 4pm yesterday, and stayed in the pub until 1am this morning. I didn't bother to correct anyone! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sorry if I've interrupted any big love ins..... I'll get my coat.....

[chica]

Why not just share your opinion on the subject! ;)

[Sir Alec]

yeah Hatful, feel free to give some love at any time.

[hatfull]

OK!!! I don't need telling twice!

[chica]

...Which doesn't mean that Sir Alec shouldn't tell us how he feels about porn movies! (And what's his favourite subgenre, theme, etc)

[hatfull]

I agree!!! C'mon, spill!!!

[Sir Alec]

...Which doesn't mean that Sir Alec shouldn't tell us how he feels about porn movies! (And what's his favourite subgenre, theme, etc)

Subgenre: just guess...
Theme: Pool boy seduced by someone who looks like me
Etc: Good music, good lighting, realistic actors, nothing fake

I really haven't watched this stuff in like 6-7 years (by myself ofcourse)

[DeliciousDemon]

My confession - agreed with my boyfriend that he should go back to his flat for a few days until my exam is over so that I could have more space to study ...

... well, so far I've spent a substantial amount of time studying the TV programme. My discipline is dead.

[chica]

OK Demon, not bad, but what about porn movies? :eek:

[hatfull]

I'm ment to be asleep so I can get up and study early... really will go to bed in a minute... honest...