Here's how it works:

The first person posts two songs. You pick your favourite from those two, and then put that song up vs a new one. They can be both Smiths, both Moz or one of each.

For example, imagine the person before me had posted:

The World Is Full Of Crashing Bores
vs
Still Ill,

So I'm saying:

Still Ill
vs
What She Said

Still Ill
vs.
Reel around the fountain

Still Ill
vs
Little Man, What Now?

Still Ill

Vs.

Sweet And Tender Hooligan

Still Ill
vs
The Boy With A Thorn In His Side

the boy with the thorn in his side
vs
life is a pigsty

Life Is A Pigsty
vs
Interesting Drug

The Boy With The Thorn In His Side

Vs.

Suedehead

whoops does this mean we start again!

Life Is A Pigsty
The Boy With The Thorn In His Side

"The Boy With The Thorn In His Side"

VS.

"The Girl Least Likely To"

(Boy/Girl...tried to make it work out ;) )

The Boy With A Thorn In His Side
vs
Girl Afraid

the boy with the thorn in his side

vs


there is a light that never goes out

The Boy With The Thorn In His Side

Vs.

Sunny

"Sunny"

vs.

"This Night Has Opened My Eyes"

This Night Has Opened My Eyes
vs
Sister, I'm A Poet

sister v my love life

Sister I'm A Poet Vs. I Want The One I Can't Have

That was HARD

I Want The One I Can't Have
vs
Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Voice

That was HARD

I Want The One I Can't Have
vs
Don't Make Fun Of Daddy's Voice

i want the one i cant have
v
our frank

I Want The One I Can't Have
vs
Meat Is Murder

I Want The One I Can't Have
vs
Meat Is Murder

i want the one i cant have
v
november spawned a monster

I Want The One I Can't Have
vs
Ganglord

i want the one i can't have



that joke isn't funny anymore.

too slow!


that joke isnt funny anymore
v reader meet author

gang lord
v
dagenham dave

edit: grr too slow!
(my connection is failing...)

Argh confusion.

Ganglord
vs
Let Me Kiss You

Ganglord vs The Last Of The International Playboys

Argh confusion.

Ganglord
vs
Let Me Kiss You


edit: too slow again!!

last of the international playboys
v reader meet author

The Last Of The Famous International Playboys
vs
Pregnant For The Last Time

The Last Of The Famous International Playboys

Vs.

Mute Witness

playboys
v
fatty

HARD HARD HARD

You're The One For Me, Fatty
vs
Back To The Old House

fatty
v suedehead

You're The One For Me, Fatty
vs
Stretch Out and Wait

fatty
v
certain people i know

Fatty
vs
Hand In Glove

Certain People I Know

Vs.

On The Streets I Ran

doh doh doh

hand in glove
v
this charming man

Hand In Glove
vs
National Front Disco

handsome devil
v
boy racer

Boy Racer

Vs

Good Looking Man About Town

handsome devil
vs
FOTG

Edit: ha, my first "synchronicity" ;)

first of the gang
v
girlfriend in a coma

First Of The Gang
vs
How Soon Is Now?

first of the gang
v
irish blood

Irish Blood
vs
Jack The Ripper

jack the ripper
v
seasick yet still docked

Seasick
vs
Please, Please, Please...

please please please let me get what i want
v
i know its over

I Know It's Over
vs
Ask

I Know Its Over
Vs
Alsatian Cousin

I Know Its Over
Vs
Alsatian Cousin

I know its over
v
there is a light

Why do I get the difficult one? :D

There Is a Light That Never Goes Out

v

The Queen Is Dead

Why do I get the difficult one? :D

There Is a Light That Never Goes Out

v

The Queen Is Dead

sorry midnight!

THE queen is dead
v
how soon is now?

how soon is now
or
seasick?

HSIN
vs
Bigmouth Strikes Again

HSIN
vs
Bigmouth Strikes Again


hsin
v
every day is like sunday

hsin
vs
asleep

hsin
vs
asleep

hsin
v
november spawned a monster

November
v
Trouble loves me

November
v
Trouble loves me

november spwaned a monster
v
hold on to your friends

hold on to your friends
vs.
now i am a was

Hold On To Your Friends

Vs.

He Knows I'd Love To See Him

Hold On To Your Friends

Vs.

He Knows I'd Love To See Him

hold on to your friends.

vs

billy budd

hold on to your friends.

vs

billy budd

hold on to your friends
v
tomorrow

tomorrow
vs
our frank

tomorrow

vs.

boxers

tomorrow
vs
our frank

thats tough!

ok...

tomorrow
v
ouija board ouija board

tomorrow
vs
my love life

tomorrow
vs
my love life

my love life v
reader meet author

my love life
vs
interesting drug

My Love Life

Vs

This Charming Man

This Charming Man
v
You're The One For Me, Fatty

This Charming Man
v
You're The One For Me, Fatty

this charming man
v
stop me if you think...

Stop Me If.....

Vs.

Sheila Take A Bow

Stop Me If.....

Vs.

Sheila Take A Bow

cringe

sheila take a bow
v
this charming man

aha!! take that!!

This Charming Man
v
Still Ill

This Charming Man
v
Still Ill

this charming man
v
the queen is dead

this charming man
v
the queen is dead

The Queen Is Dead

Vs.

Nobody Loves Us

The Queen Is Dead

Vs.

Nobody Loves Us

the queen is dead
v
that joke isnt funny anymore

That Joke isn't Funny Anymore

vs.

We'll Let You Know

We'll Let You Know

Vs

Have A Go Merchant

We'll Let You Know
vs
Skin Storm

(this game is great !)

we'll let you know
vs
national front disco

we'll let you know

Vs.

The Boy Racer

we'll let you know
vs
shoplifters of the world unite

shoplifters of the world unite

vs

Sheila take a Bow

shoplifters of the world unite
vs
tloftfiPlayboys

tloftfiPlayboys

Vs

Suffer Little Children

tloftfiPlayboys
vs
last night I dreamt that somebody loved me

last night I dreamt that somebody loved me

Vs

Asleep

last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
vs
life is a pigsty

last night I dreamt that somebody loved me

Vs

You have killed me

last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
vs
these things take time

last night I dreamt that somebody loved me

Vs

This Charming Man

last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
vs
seasick yet still docked

last night I dreamt that somebody loved me

Vs.

Everyday is Like sUNDAY

last night I dreamt that somebody loved me
vs
seasick yet still docked

seasick
v
what difference does it make?

Seasick
vs
I Don't Owe You Anything

seasick
vs
I want the one I can't have

I want the one I can't have
Vs
Picadilly Palare

you killed me...that was hard as the death of my grandparents

Picadilly Palare
vs
Trouble loves me

So you took revenge... Ahhh,
Picadilly Palare (because of the sheer brilliance of "or it could go on forever... in which case I'm doomed")

Vs

Suedehead

suedehead
vs
everyday is like sunday

everyday is like sunday

vs

November spawned a monster

Hard, very hard...

November Spawned a Monster

vs

Yes, I Am Blind

November Spawned a Monster

Vs

There is a light

There is a Light...

Vs.

This Charming Man

there is a light

vs

break up the family

there is a light

vs

still ill

There is a Light

vs

Life is a Pigsty

mmm dammmm

there is a light

vs

dissapointed

There is a Light

vs.

you have killed me

there's a light
vs
how soon is now?

how soon is now?

vs

What difference does it make

how soon is now?
vs
you've got everything now

How Soon Is Now?

vs

Girlfriend in a Coma

How Soon Is Now?

Vs.

Headmaster Ritual

How Soon Is Now?

Vs.

Headmaster Ritual

how soon is now
v
i know its over

How Soon Is Now?
vs
Nobody Loves Us

How Soon Is now?
vs.
This Charming Man

This Charming Man
Vs
Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others

Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others
vs
Vicar in a tutu

Vicar In A Tutu
vs
Tomorrow

tutu
vs
joke isn't funny anymore

tutu

Vs

Interesting drug

interesting drug
vs
death of a disco dancer

Interesting Drug

Vs

Reader Meet Author

reader meet author
vs
girl least likely to

reader meet author

vs

Maladjusted

reader meet author
vs
sorrow will come in the end

reader meet author

vs

Alma matters

reader meet author
vs
lost

Lost

vs

We'll Let You Know

Lost

vs

We'll Let You Know



We'll Let You Know

vs

you have killed me

We'll Let You Know

vs

Piccadilly Palare

Piccadilly Palare

vs

Panic

Panic
vs
Ask

Panic
vs
Ask

(hard one)

ask

vs

girlfriend in a coma

Ask
vs
Still Ill

Ask
vs
Still Ill


Ask

vs


this charming man

Still Ill
vs
This night has opened my eyes

Still Ill
vs
Speedway

Speedway

Vs.

Angel, Angel We Go Down Together

Speedway
vs
All The Lazy Dykes

Speedway

Vs.

You've Got Everything Now

You've Got Everything Now
vs
The Ordinary Boys

You've Got everything Now

Vs.

Friday Mourning

You've Got Everything Now
vs
Miserable Lie

:) Miserable Lie

vs

Death Of A Disco Dancer

Miserable Lie
vs
Sheila, Take A Bow

Miserable lie
vs.
Girl Afraid

Miserbale Lie

Vs

There Speaks A True Friend

Miserable Lie
vs
Hold Onto Your Friends

Miserable Lie
vs
Hold Onto Your Friends

hold on to your friends
v
our frank

Hold On To Your Friends
vs
Nowhere Fast

Hold On To Your Friends
vs
Nowhere Fast


please..... nowhere fast.

vs


we hate when our friends become successful

Nowhere Fast
vs
You Have Killed Me

nowhere fast
vs
sheakespeare's sister

nowhere fast
vs
sheakespeare's sister

That is so difficult. :D

Nowhere Fast

vs

What She Said

That was hard

What She Said
vs
Interlude

^ That one wasn't! :p

What She Said

vs

Rusholme Ruffians

;)

What She Said
vs
Sunny

What she said
vs
Sheila take a bow

What She Said
vs
Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now

What She Said
vs.
Death of a Disco Dancer

Death Of A Disco Dancer

Vs

Dial A Cliche

Death of a disco dancer
vs
Unhappy birthday

hmmm....

unhappy

vs i started something

I started something etc.
vs
Disintegration

oops, wrong artist :)

I started something etc.
vs
National Front Disco

National Front Disco
vs
Still Ill

Still Ill
vs
Oscillate Wildly

still ill
vs
rubber ring to what she said

Omg. My top 3 favourite Smiths songs ever are Rank's Still Ill, the live Rubber Ring/What She Said mix and HSIN. So I'm stumped

...

...........

I'm going to say Rubber Ring/What She Said - just cos you didn't specify that it was the Rank version of Still Ill :D :rolleyes:

Soooo:

Rubber Ring/What She Said
vs
Is It Really So Strange?

Rubber Ring/ What She said

vs.

Whatever Happens, I love you.

Argh! :p

Rubber Ring/What She Said

vs

Barbarism Begins at Home

Rubber Ring/What She Said

or

LifeGaurd sleeping, girl drowning

Rubber Ring/What She Said
vs
My Love Life

My Love Life

Vs

Mute Witness

My Love Life

vs

Interesting Drug

Interesting Drug
vs
Dear God Please Help Me

Interesting Drug
vs
I Will See You In Far-Off Places

Interesting Drug

Vs

You Have Killed Me

Interesting Drug

vs

Disappointed

Interesting Drug

vs

Last of the famous international PLAYBOYS

Interesting Drug

vs

Last of the famous international PLAYBOYS

Last of the famous int'l playboys

vs

Boxers

Playboys
vs
Pretty Girls Make Graves

I Want The One I Can't Have
vs
Well I Wonder

I Want The One I Can't Have
vs
Well I Wonder

Pardon? :p

You have to pick your favourite of the two I posted. Then put it 'vs' a new song for the next person to pick between. All explained on page one.

Pardon? :p

You have to pick your favourite of the two I posted. Then put it 'vs' a new song for the next person to pick between. All explained on page one.


playboys

vs

well i wonder

well I wonder
vs
never had no one ever

Well I Wonder

Vs

Hold On to your Friends

Hold on to your friends
vs
Still ill

Hold On To Your Friends

Vs

I Don't Owe You Anything

I Don't Owe you Anything

Vs

The Loop

The Loop

Vs.

Pregnant For The Last Time

The Loop
vs.
Billy Budd

Billy Budd

Vs

The Edges Are No Longer Parallel

Billy Budd
vs
NFD

Billy Budd

vs

The More You Ignore Me, The Closer I Get

The More You Ignore etc.
vs.
At last I'm born

The More You Ignore etc.
vs.
At last I'm born

the more you ignore me.

vs


the loop

the more you ignore me.

vs


the loop

The Loop

vs

My Love life

The Loop

vs

My Love life



the loop

vs

papa jack

the loop

vs

papa jack

the loop

vs

lazy sunbathers

the loop

vs

lazy sunbathers


the loop

vs


ouija board ouija board

the loop

vs


ouija board ouija board

The Loop

vs

I Know Very Well How i Got My name

The Loop

vs

I Know Very Well How i Got My name


the loop

vs

moon river

the loop

vs

moon river

The Loop

vs

Have A-Go-Merchant

The Loop

vs

Have A-Go-Merchant


the Loop


vs

no one can hold a candle to you

the Loop


vs

no one can hold a candle to you

The Loop

vs

A Song From Under The Floorboards

The Loop
vs
Wonderful Woman

Wonderful Woman
vs
Work is a Four-Letter Word

Wonderful Woman
vs
Work is a Four-Letter Word


wonderful women


vs


the LOOP

the looop
vs
whatever happens I love you

Whatever Happens, I Love You
vs
Jeane

whatever...
vs
to me you are a work of art

Whatever Happens, I Love You
vs
Jeane

Whatever Happens, I Love You

vs

The Draize Train

The Draize Train
vs
Money Changes Everything

The Draize Train
vs
Money Changes Everything

The Draize Train

vs

Miserable Lie

The Draize Train
vs
Oscillate Wildly

Oscillate Wildly vs. Ambitious Outsiders

Oscillate Wildly
vs
Paint A Vulgar Picture

Paint A Vulgar Picture

vs.

Girl Afriad

Paint A Vulgar Picture

vs.

Girl Afriad

paint a vulgar picture

vs.

stop me

Stop me

vs

Trouble loves Me

Trouble Loves Me
vs
There's A Place In Hell For Me And My Friends

trouble loves me

vs

friday mourning

Trouble Loves Me
vs
Mexico

trouble loves me

vs

life is a pigsty

Trouble Loves me

vs

The teachers are afriad of the pupils

Trouble loves me
vs
This charming man

Trouble Loves Me

vs.

Lifegaurd Sleeping, Girl drowning

Trouble loves me
vs
In the future ..

Trouble loves me
vs
In the future ..

trouble loves me

vs

i know it's over

I know it's over

vs

Suffer Little Children

I Know It's Over
vs
A Rush and a Push and the Land is Ours

I know it's over

vs

Spring heeled- Jim

I know it's over
vs
speedway

Speedway vs. This is Not Your Country

Speedway

vs

Irish Blood, English Heart

Irish Blood, English Heart

vs

You have killed me

Irish Blood, English Heart

Vs

Glamorous Glue

Irish Blood, English Heart
vs
First of the gang to die

Irish Blood, English Heart

vs

The Boy Racer

Boy Racer

vs

Tony the Pony

Boy Racer

vs

Tony the Pony


boy racer


vs


national front disco

national front disco

vs

panic