Post Whatever You Are Thinking At This Very Moment

[virtually dead]

go on....

[Born under a bad sign]

He can't, it takes him at least 48 hours to respond to nothing inparticular.

[Born under a bad sign]

I'm thinking of the Pope right now, as he has just been on the news, arrested for shoplifting again.

Do you think he will retract his comments on the evils of islam blah blah

[Born under a bad sign]

Or maybe he's turning jewish?

theo will be thrilled.

[Pervomartovtsi]

my head aches I shouldn't have drinked

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/sawing.gif
am i the idiot or the branch being sawed @ more
:o

[Codreanu]

In taking leave, why didn't no one in particular care to inform us of the fact via the thread she created for that very purpose (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showthread.php?t=60817)?

And where the hell is chica? Is there some butt-rock festival in Serbia that I don't know about?

[Pervomartovtsi]

noip maybe is deep in a depression because of mjp's departure,pardon her

and hoho maybe there's a pie convention there in belgrade...

and what I think now is...fuck I'm sleepy as the lifeguard

[wolve]

I'm thinking about the feeling of guilt I know have, because I just bought a lot of albums. (for 150euros...) I just cannot save it. :(

[Sinefil]

I want an Ipod! :mad:

[virtually dead]

i'm thinking that i feel awful and if i'm sick on the keyboard it will get in all the cracks and it will be very unpleasent.

[kingdai]

I'm thinking I hope at 5pm we will have a win and not another 5-0 defeat like on Wednesday

I am also thinking about the beautiful new Popworld presenter Alexa Chung who is my perfect woman

Also, I am now thinking about the old Popworld presenter Simon who was ace, the new curly haired bloke is a knob

Now I am beginning to think I spend too much time thinking about Popworld on T4

[dallow_bg]

I hope I get this job....

.

[DeliciousDemon]

Right now, I'm looking at a pile of clothes wishing my look could iron them instead of me.

[drunken goldfish]

Right now, I'm looking at a pile of clothes wishing my look could iron them instead of me.

I'm looking at the paper I'm writing that was due a week ago and wish little elves would finish it for me. I also wish I had more threads to respond to because it would give me an excuse not to get back to the paper :) .

[Danielledelu]

I was thinking how I prounonced Bona Drag wrong. " cause my friend just came in and told me and called me stupid. ( which i'm not)

[Denia]

Is it possible for something to blow and suck st the same time?





Because I think my new school does..

[Sir Alec]

I need a job. Now! I'm running out of money :(

[andy_fozzy]

Is it possible for something to blow and suck st the same time?





Because I think my new school does..


I asked my Mrs this once-And no, it's not!

:D

[wolve]

I knew Andy's reply to this thread was going to be anything sex-related :)

[Denia]

^^yeah, although expected, still pretty funny.

[Bluebirds]

I really should be doing some work for my interview on Monday.

Fantastic things I need to cover:

Transient gas analysis
National transmission system to Low tranmission system. Flex and flow rates.
>7 bar governors
pk6 derived flow
Rep 2- Policy replacement.
Teamworking and Leadership
Concern For Order And Quality
Problem solving and judgement


No wonder I'm on this website instead!!! I do get easily distracted.:D

Maybe i could answer questions about the ROTT tour instead!

[Bluebirds]

Oh By The Way

WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE said WE ARE TOP OF THE LEAGUE:D

[Bluebirds]

I'm thinking I hope at 5pm we will have a win and not another 5-0 defeat like on Wednesday

I am also thinking about the beautiful new Popworld presenter Alexa Chung who is my perfect woman

Also, I am now thinking about the old Popworld presenter Simon who was ace, the new curly haired bloke is a knob

Now I am beginning to think I spend too much time thinking about Popworld on T4

Well 5-2 ain't too bad. HA HA.

[kingdai]

Well 5-2 ain't too bad. HA HA.


big improvement on Wednesday to be fair

at least I didn't waste my cash on it

[vivaissy]

i'm bored and i want someone to talk to.

[Bluebirds]

Talk to me. ABout transient gas analysis.

Ok why aren't you out on a Saturday night?

[vivaissy]

because i've just finished a 12 hour shift (starting at 5:30am) without a break (on my feet the whole time) and i was dead busy...i'm completely knackered!!

[vivaissy]

so what is transistant gay analysis??

[Bluebirds]

Haven't a jar of glue. Something to do with constant flow of gas. I really should read up about it. Ahem

I went to see British Sea Power last night. Very good too. I had a few pints, was home by midnight and feel absolutely shattered today. Didn't get up till 6pm! So as you were working I was sleeping. Probably.

have you got Film 4? the Long Good Friday is on but its prompting me for my PIN. Thought it was free nowadays. grrrr

[vivaissy]

lol!

i quite like BSP. never seen them live tho.
i saw CSS the other week and they were excellent and last week i saw the killers in blackpool and the view in oxford, both were fab.

you got any other gigs planned?

yeah, i thought it was free too...i never watch it because theres never anything on it!

[Bluebirds]

Hey Battle Royale is on later. Quality Japanese film.

It was my first time seeing BSP and I'd definitely see them again. My mate wasn't too impressed though and my other mate was really pissed. She was amusing though.

I saw the Killers ages ago but was too hungover to enjoy it (on the NME tour thing with Bloc party, Kaiser Chiefs and someone else. Hmm who was it?)

This time next week I will be singing along to a SMiths song at the Other Smiths!!! I'm going to see the Walkmen and someone else too (my mind is going skewiff at the mo')
So you seeing any more bands? Btw is this the correct procedure to have a conflab on a message board? I LOVE BEING AN ANARCHIST!

[Pervomartovtsi]

I want to play poker,but If I start the end will be under a bridge in rags

[vivaissy]

I want to play poker,but If I start the end will be under a bridge in rags

haha
talk to us - its cheaper!

[Bluebirds]

I want to play poker,but If I start the end will be under a bridge in rags

Have you tried internet poker?

Just don't do it when you're drunk... poker that is!

[vivaissy]

anarchy in the uk!
besides the chat room is terrible.
i'm seeing a few bands in the next few weeks...
dpt
pipettes
peter bjorn and john
nme tour
larrikin love
the rifles

think thats it so far....head is starting to ache.

i used to like the walkmen 'the rat' is a great track dunno any of their recent stuff tho.
i want to see some smiths tribute band but they only seem to play in london?

and that is one hell of an nme line up you saw!!

[Bluebirds]

i used to go on the chat room back in the day (2000) it was shit then and I daren't even venture in there now.

I'm seeing a few other bands too soon;

the Dears
I like trains
Charlatans
some other bands too..... (rah rah rah)


Oh my mind is a vaccuum cleaner tonight.

STOP THE PRESS: BBC 4 have a night dedicated to Stiff Records on.

The fucking Belle Stars is on now! Just had the POgues on

Excuse my French!

[vivaissy]

i hate iliketrains! they are so dull!

[Bluebirds]

never heard them. Give anything a go ONCE.

Pogues DIRTY OLD TOWN on onw! HAving a sing song!

[Busy Clippers]

I'm thinking about soup and wondering when exactly British Sea Power stopped wearing shrubbery and whether I should change clothes and why is Boz's wife selling clothing on ebay and where did the plunger go and it seems a very long time since my last paycheck and can't they just give us the same amount but every week????

[Sinefil]

What am i going to write on this thread?

[hatfull]

I'm thinking about someone who I really shouldn't be thinking about doing things they definitely should not be doing. So what else is new?:rolleyes:

[helmoz]

i'm thinking my back hurts way too much for someone my age and im thinking how i can make it better...

[the more you explore me!]

i'm thinking my back hurts way too much for someone my age and im thinking how i can make it better...


a nice hot bath, with bubbles! then a good nights rest lying on your back. with your head not risen above your body by the pillows.

well that is what i just thinking just to help helmoz.

[helmoz]

a nice hot bath, with bubbles! then a good nights rest lying on your back. with your head not risen above your body by the pillows.

well that is what i just thinking just to help helmoz.

thank you, i'll give it a go :)

[Danielledelu]

Im thinking about how im going to scream if my little sister doesent stop blasting Abba from her speakers. I may play Moz all the time but at least I don't burdon everyone else.

[vivaissy]

please make my headache go away
(probably staring at a computer screen does not help)

[the more you explore me!]

please make my headache go away
(probably staring at a computer screen does not help)

i was just thinking that you should give it a rest for now and come back later or tomorrow when your head is better. as this forum will still be here and i bet you don't want your bad head to do the same or be any worse!

[vivaissy]

i was just thinking that you should give it a rest for now and come back later or tomorrow when your head is better. as this forum will still be here and i bet you don't want your bad head to do the same or be any worse!

do you rid of me darling?

[the more you explore me!]

do you rid of me darling?


awww god no! i just don't want you to have a bad head!

[chica]

Bwahahaha!
I was looking for my Political Compass results (stored somewhere safely on my computer :rolleyes: ) when I found this list (title: "The sites that made my life better")

http://depression-help-for-you.com

http://www.asexuality.org/

http://www.last.fm/

http://www.synesthete.org/

http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/PaulGor/

Clearly I hadn't discovered Morrissey-Solo yet! :D God, the last one :eek: But it is terribly frustrating (if at all possible) to type in Russian if you don't have that software, so I understand myself a little bit :p

[Stitchell]

I start a new job tomorrow :eek:

[Bluebirds]

My job interview and how I can't be arsed.

SHould I get a takeaway or just have some minestrone soup

Why is Curb Your Enthusiasm so funny?

IF I DO SHIT IN THE INTERVIEW IT WILL GIVE ME THE IMPETUS TO GO OUT AND DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT INSTEAD (with apologies to Why Don't You? Sorry.)

Hmm why am I writing my stoned thoughts on an internet site?

IS being stoned anything to do with my job apathy?

Will 4 fags be enough to see me through the evening and morning??

Uniform Network Code is the contract Blah blah blah

[vivaissy]

get stoned and fuck the job :)

[hatfull]

If I have to ring BT in India at great cost AGAIN tomorrow about my f*****g internet connection I am going to get REALLY F*****G ANGRY!!!!!!!!!!!! Who said wireless was great? It's about as good as my f*****g phone!!! NEVER BUY A PHONE BECAUSE IT LOOKS COOL!!!!!!! I think I should go and have a fag before I spontaniously combust.........

[girlfriendinacoma]

I'd have to go to bed but I'm not sleepy at all.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/her/nstock.jpg
its not really an '@' so much as an about
:D

[Mmmmmm]

I'm thinking that Death Cab For Cutie are one hell of an interesting band. Plans is better than anything Moz has done in almost 10 years.

[Sparks fan]

I`m thinking some people are c*nts!
My car has just (an hour ago) come off the jack on my drive while I was doing the front brakes and trapped my legs and even though I was shouting help, no c*nt came to help me.

This despite the fact someone was working in their garage nearby and someone slightly further away was moving in.

Eventually I managed to reach the jack which had been pushed some distance away and got it underneath even though there was hardly any room and lifted the car slightly to free my legs.

My legs are badly bruised but fortunately the brake disc kept the car up far enough to stop my legs being completely crushed.Good job the disc wasnt off at the time!

I had a large stone behind one wheel,yet didnt use a axle stand as I wasnt going to get right underneath but when tightening a caliper bolt the car came right off the jack.I`ve done the same operation countless times before without mishap. And I dont normally put my legs under either, but swiveled round to get a good purchase on the tool just at that moment.

I wont be making that mistake again!

I wont work on the car again either when I`m on my own! ( My wife was at work,my 6 year old son at school and my 2 year old daughter was watching nearby but obviously couldnt do any thing except cry.)

I still cant believe no c*nt heard me!

[WhatDifferenceDoesItMake?]

I was thinking I need a shower, but now I'm thinking 'Wow' ^

[wolve]

I'm thinking that Death Cab For Cutie are one hell of an interesting band. Plans is better than anything Moz has done in almost 10 years.

You're thinking very wise! :) (and Translantacism is great as well!)

I'm thinking about the urgency of studying...:(

[hatfull]

Me too! Sigh.

[hatfull]

I`m thinking some people are c*nts!
My car has just (an hour ago) come off the jack on my drive while I was doing the front brakes and trapped my legs and even though I was shouting help, no c*nt came to help me.

This despite the fact someone was working in their garage nearby and someone slightly further away was moving in.

Eventually I managed to reach the jack which had been pushed some distance away and got it underneath even though there was hardly any room and lifted the car slightly to free my legs.

My legs are badly bruised but fortunately the brake disc kept the car up far enough to stop my legs being completely crushed.Good job the disc wasnt off at the time!

I had a large stone behind one wheel,yet didnt use a axle stand as I wasnt going to get right underneath but when tightening a caliper bolt the car came right off the jack.I`ve done the same operation countless times before without mishap. And I dont normally put my legs under either, but swiveled round to get a good purchase on the tool just at that moment.

I wont be making that mistake again!

I wont work on the car again either when I`m on my own! ( My wife was at work,my 6 year old son at school and my 2 year old daughter was watching nearby but obviously couldnt do any thing except cry.)

I still cant believe no c*nt heard me!

That's so awful!!! I was in Superdrugs a while ago, and this lady collapsed, I mean she was spark out, and it was me and another member of the public who went to help her. The staff stood and stared for a good five minutes before I yelled at them to go and find their first aider.

[Sparks fan]

That's so awful!!! I was in Superdrugs a while ago, and this lady collapsed, I mean she was spark out, and it was me and another member of the public who went to help her. The staff stood and stared for a good five minutes before I yelled at them to go and find their first aider.

Yes thanks for that.
You could probably tell from my colourful language that I was upset (and in pain) when I did that post.

I was up at the hospital earlier today and they said nothing was broken just bad bruising and I had a lucky escape.I also got a lecture about never working on a car without axle stands.

I`m having trouble walking at the moment and didnt go into work tonight (I do shifts) and doubt I will all week.

There is a final irony to this saga too...I was doing the front brakes because of squealing and squeeking recently and so thought I would rough up the pad surfaces (glazed pads can cause squeal) and put copper ease grease on the pad backings and yet when my wife tried out the car this evening to check for any damage to the suspension/wheel etc,she said the brakes still squeal!.

It must be the rear brakes!

They can stay f*cking squealing!

[Pervomartovtsi]

this is my post no 777....crazy eh?

[chica]

Pervo has revealed his location... Now we can make jokes about chilli and chilly :)

[Pervomartovtsi]

I've got enough with Morrissey jokes about chilly the 2004

[chica]

I`m thinking some people are c*nts!
My car has just (an hour ago) come off the jack on my drive while I was doing the front brakes and trapped my legs and even though I was shouting help, no c*nt came to help me.

This despite the fact someone was working in their garage nearby and someone slightly further away was moving in.


That's so awful!!! I was in Superdrugs a while ago, and this lady collapsed, I mean she was spark out, and it was me and another member of the public who went to help her. The staff stood and stared for a good five minutes before I yelled at them to go and find their first aider.

I had forgotten what this effect was called, I searched for it all evening :)

Bystander effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect)

"A victim may be able to counter the bystander effect by picking a specific person in the crowd to appeal to for help rather than appealing to the larger group generally. This places all responsibility on that specific person, instead of allowing it to diffuse"

And my favourite Somebody Else's Problem field (SEP field) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somebody_Else%27s_Problem_field) :D

"Simply put, an SEP field is an energy field similar to an invisibility field. When somebody, or something, is surrounded by a SEP field, the human brain perceives it as "somebody else's problem", and therefore will be incapable of paying attention to the object (or even seeing it, or recognizing its existence) unless it is being specifically looked for. A primary example of this was given in the third book Life, the Universe and Everything, when a UFO lands in the middle of a cricket ground during a match, and the assembled crowd completely ignores it. Another prime example occurs when the aforementioned ship's field is extended so that the characters fail to notice the fact that they cannot breathe or the fact that the asteroid that they are standing on does not have enough gravitational force to hold them down."

[Codreanu]

Thank you, chica, for my latest Fado kick... :(

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/3700/b0000bv20b01sclzzzzzzzqo4.jpg

http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/865/fadosingerwebjo1.jpg

[chica]

You're very welcome (and I'm more of a samba person) :p

[Sir Alec]

I wonder what Morrissey would say to me as I eat these BBQ ribs from the local farmers market?

[Codreanu]

(and I'm more of a samba person) :p
Oh? Does Samba feature sleazy vocalists, glammy outfits, and infectious "power chords"? :p

[chica]

OK, you caught me in a lie :D
I'm thinking how many litres of beer one has to drink to become a butt-rocker ;)

"4 gills of ale and beer is 1 pint, 2 pints = 1 quart, 4 quarts = 1 gallon, 9 gallons = 1 firkin, 2 firkins = 1 kilderkin, 3 kilderkins = 1 hogshead, 2 hogsheads = 1 butt."

[Pervomartovtsi]

I'm thinking if someone is gonna check the general discussion topic about moz albums in rym...and is gonna be touched by my little speech...and vote moz to heaven

[BoyRacer]

Im thinking how I can beat Pervo at the Band game a few threads down.

Arrrrhhh hes a slippery one he is.

-BR

[Sparks fan]

I had forgotten what this effect was called, I searched for it all evening :)

Bystander effect (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bystander_effect)

"A victim may be able to counter the bystander effect by picking a specific person in the crowd to appeal to for help rather than appealing to the larger group generally. This places all responsibility on that specific person, instead of allowing it to diffuse"

And my favourite Somebody Else's Problem field (SEP field) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Somebody_Else%27s_Problem_field) :D

"Simply put, an SEP field is an energy field similar to an invisibility field. When somebody, or something, is surrounded by a SEP field, the human brain perceives it as "somebody else's problem", and therefore will be incapable of paying attention to the object (or even seeing it, or recognizing its existence) unless it is being specifically looked for. A primary example of this was given in the third book Life, the Universe and Everything, when a UFO lands in the middle of a cricket ground during a match, and the assembled crowd completely ignores it. Another prime example occurs when the aforementioned ship's field is extended so that the characters fail to notice the fact that they cannot breathe or the fact that the asteroid that they are standing on does not have enough gravitational force to hold them down."


Thanks chica,interesting reading.

[girlfriendinacoma]

I'm thinking it's 3 o'clock pm and it's time for me to get dressed.

[mauve21]

I'm thinking about my father who is at present dying of cancer
in hospital.
I'm going to visit him tomorrow.
I'm thinking how sad it is that I won't have any parents
at all anymore and how grief is such a selfish thing.
Life seems so fleeting and I wish I could do more with mine
than I have.
I guess I better get off my arse and do something to change
for the better......:eek:

[Sparks fan]

I'm thinking about my father who is at present dying of cancer
in hospital.
I'm going to visit him tomorrow.
I'm thinking how sad it is that I won't have any parents
at all anymore and how grief is such a selfish thing.
Life seems so fleeting and I wish I could do more with mine
than I have.
I guess I better get off my arse and do something to change
for the better......:eek:

My father is in hospital too dying with cancer and I last saw him a week ago.
The trouble is, it`s a 140 mile roundtrip and as he keeps getting discharged and then re-admitted (they dont know what to do with him) I`m getting a little fatigued with it all.
At first I was rushing off to hospital every time I heard he had gone back in, but now it maybe a week or more before I go.Having family commitments means it can be difficult to just drop everything.

I`m thinking I shouldnt feel fed up with it all,yet I am.

[no one in particular]

Is Cod a god?

[chica]

Where the f*** is everyone?!

[no one in particular]

^^do you think we are to blame?

[chica]

Well unless I scared you off I can't see who else could be to blame :D

[no one in particular]

^^ and we all know you didn't since i am right here....
so, i guess we both get to take credit then? *smiles proudly*

[chica]

*smiles proudly*
Now there's something to be proud of! :)

[no one in particular]

^^i've been waiting for a proud moment all day! it finally came! i can stop holding my breath now...

[no one in particular]

^^hey chica, do you like bony asses?

[Pervomartovtsi]

I'm here

[no one in particular]

^ well ain't it about time then?

[chica]

You got one, Pervo? No one can't stop thinking about them...

[Pervomartovtsi]

if ' yo refering to the bony ass...well...you've gotta watch it for yourself

[no one in particular]

i will be as soon as you post it in members pics...so make haste!

[Pervomartovtsi]

when I get a camera, or someone takes a pic of it...in member pics it's gonna be the premiere

[no one in particular]

why the excuses? you had no problems giving us all those upper torso and head shots?

[Pervomartovtsi]

the fact is that there are no lower body shots...unless you wanna see pervo in boxers and drunk :O

[chica]

So, Pervo, you say you haven't acted in this kind of films before? But you're willing to sacrifice for our viewing pleasure? :)

[Pervomartovtsi]

of course everything for mozlovers...but it may dissapoint you...

[chica]

No, I bet our hearts will be full! :D

[Pervomartovtsi]

(oh god I have been dragged into this,where did it all went wrong?)

[no one in particular]

^^ pervo, we are not fools... we know how much you love it

[Pervomartovtsi]

but the fact is that I'm begining to believe that I'm handsome that's weird...xD

[chica]

Fishing for compliments! :p

[Pervomartovtsi]

ego overdrive

[no one in particular]

my current thought: i am so glad that chica has the liberty to stay up all night and sleep during the day... what would become of me without her? :p

[Codreanu]

my current thought: i am so glad that chica has the liberty to stay up all night and sleep during the day... what would become of me without her? :p
um, you would have better taste in music for one thing... *snickers*

[chica]

my current thought: i am so glad that chica has the liberty to stay up all night and sleep during the day... what would become of me without her? :p
Nice try babe, but I'm on my way to dredging up that goodnight thread ;)

[chica]

*snickers*
Smarties! :p

[no one in particular]

Nice try babe, but I'm on my way to dredging up that goodnight thread ;)

i think we need to start a new one all for you entitled the "good morning, i am going to bed now" thread. ;)

[Pervomartovtsi]

ouuuh, I'm sleepy now too...maybe I should bid farewell now

[chica]

i think we need to start a new one all for you entitled the "good morning, i am going to bed now" thread. ;)
Nooo, I'm the only insane person from this time zone here... No point starting a thread just for me :)

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/Future.gif
so, i need a drink
:o

[Codreanu]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/Future.gif
so, i need a drink
:o
You've been reading Orwell and thinking of the future again, haven't you?

[Sister]

I Think I'm going crazy. I get weird Morrissey signals.

First I'm on the bus and I listen to the radio and hear Muse singing about "people who care if I live or die".

Then I come home, open the new issue of New Scientist and read and article "I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by Google" by Bruce Sterling from Austin, Texas:

Debbie: why do you access me, when you know that makes things hard for me? Why do you tag and link to me? Why do you telephone? And why, why, why do you write me silly notes on paper? I'm so sick of you, Debbie. Why, why do you hack me? It's just to see the things that you know I am writing about you...

:confused:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

You've been reading Orwell and thinking of the future again, haven't you?
no, but maybe i should
i had that drink or 2 & passed out
missed the club
guess im out of the habit now
:(

[prisoner77]

I must go back to Germany in December

[Sparks fan]

I must remember to watch Jonathon Ross tonight because Sparks are on.

[girlfriendinacoma]

the fact is that there are no lower body shots...unless you wanna see pervo in boxers and drunk :O

yes please

[no one in particular]

decided a nunnery is not for me...sorry there cod

also, going to a ladytron concert tonight...one of my friend's very fave bands

:D

[DeliciousDemon]

I've been thinking about risking it all and going to Germany in December ... I've spent 60% of the day checking the connections and tickets and hotels and my bank account and even asked if I'm eligible for a small loan (??).

My bf and I had a long chat about Morrissey-me-Germany-December and he managed to persuade me not to go into any more debt over it.

Ever since then I've mostly been sad and thinking about how sad I am and yes, right now is no exception. I feel like this :(

[singyourlife]

I'm thinking that I would love a glass of wine...

..but I dont have wine :o

[Pervomartovtsi]

I never win in the lottery :(

[Sir Alec]

I can't remember the last time I last time I saw some pornography. I must have been a teen. Oh, wait I caught my friend looking at some on my computer yesterday.

[wolve]

also, going to a ladytron concert tonight...one of my friend's very fave bands

Great! (What were you saying again about her taste in music, Codreanu? ;) )
'Playgirl' is probably one of the best songs ever! (Playgirl/why are you dancing/when you could be alone)
Let me know how it was!!!

[hatfull]

Then Cult were really bad last night!!! Mind you, I don't think they were ever that good...

[no one in particular]

Great! (What were you saying again about her taste in music, Codreanu? ;) )
'Playgirl' is probably one of the best songs ever! (Playgirl/why are you dancing/when you could be alone)
Let me know how it was!!!

will get back with you on this wolvey....now gotta go for a long drive back to my hometown (present in one of the most homegrown states around this cod-loving nation) for a dreaded family event... can someone please rescue me NOW?

[wolve]

Well...will there be any drunken uncles?

[Busy Clippers]

I'm wondering how much it's gonna cost me to pay that Santero to remove the curse (see "about your day" thread for details)

[Codreanu]

I wouldn't expect a Santero to unjinx me for anything less than an extortionate sum. But don't worry... 'tis still only $9.75 + s/h for one of these (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=364686&postcount=592)! :p

[Pervomartovtsi]

but that's a pink winged cat how can something that crazy cure or amend anything???

[Codreanu]

but that's a pink winged cat how can something that crazy cure or amend anything???
Scroll down further, Pervo, below the pink-cat... :rolleyes: now click the link (highlighted in red).

Description:
This is durable metallic tag designed to accompany your pet friend (Cat) by attaching to its collar. It is a charming face of a cat on top of wings "Guardian Angel Tag." On the back of the tag the following message is engraved:
Guardian Angel
Keep me safe from harm
Give me someone to love me.

Okay, so maybe it's not as funny or significant as I had imagined. :(

[chica]

Okay, so maybe it's not as funny or significant as I had imagined. :(
But if we were cats....
Alas, nobody's perfect :(

[no one in particular]

hey chica did you notice that COD is an anagram of OCD?? :D

[Bluebirds]

I can't think. I'm totally mashed up! LOVE IT

[lnathan]

When do you have to show up to get to the front row?

[Practising Troublemaker]

I really want my computer, HD TV, PS3 and my room re-doing, and when my brother finally buggers of to iceland and then to uni. i wanna knock down the wall between my room and his room and make my own study for all my Morrissey/Smiths music.

[no one in particular]

Great! (What were you saying again about her taste in music, Codreanu? ;) )
'Playgirl' is probably one of the best songs ever! (Playgirl/why are you dancing/when you could be alone)
Let me know how it was!!!

still on my mind wolvey...sorry got distracted last night and couldn't get over to this thread...just blame it on chica

:D

[wolve]

I'm starting to believe you guys are having a relation, no one!

[speedfreaks ball]

im thinking - i would love to be given a medical right now by a georgous blond female doctor / nurse with small spectacles and a clip board

[no one in particular]

I'm starting to believe you guys are having a relation, no one!

And here i thought we were being so discreet...(just like i always am with my lovers on this board)....where did we go astray? :rolleyes:

:D

[no one in particular]

I reckon it's time for ROTFLMFAOPIMP! :D

current thought: i wonder if anyone has attempted a guess at what the PIMP in the above stands for? since no key was provided by the author.... anyone know?

[Stitchell]

That I should reaallly tidy my flat :o

[no one in particular]

next thought: i am in the middle of a family reception and couldn't take it any more...had to escape temporarily to get my fix in here...but alas, someone just came looking for me....so until later....

[wolve]

current thought here: no one keeps forgetting the ladytron report. :(

(btw, enjoy your family party;))

[Sir Alec]

Why did I stay up until 5 AM and wake up now? I have important stuff going on monday!

[no one in particular]

(btw, enjoy your family party;))

ahhh, escaped again! and how can i enjoy being tortured i ask you?
"(although it is mildly amusing to see their reaction when they ask me "how are you?" and i respond fair enufffffff"".......they aren't quite sure what to do with that one...now if only i was wearing a smiths shirt with meat is murder on the front.....:rolleyes:

:D

[no one in particular]

Why did I stay up until 5 AM and wake up now? I have important stuff going on monday!

yeah but you had all day today to recover and make sure you're rested..so you should be fine.....just don't do the 5am bit again tonight, or you won't be

[wolve]

You know, no one, finding the bar can be very helpful ;)

[no one in particular]

^^ that is almost always what gets me through these things -- when these things are at NIGHT...

U see...i am not a drinker before 5pm (unfortunately for me)....i do have to impose some limitations on my vices you know :p

...so that was not an option in this case :(

[Sir Alec]

^^You guys are making me feel bad. I'm drinking right now! What a great brunch.

[no one in particular]

^^well, maybe drinking this early will put you to bed early tonight so you will be ALL rested and focused for monday. don't want to botch all your important stuff, do ya? ;)

(p.s. that is why i don't like to start drinking before 5pm...i like to stay up LATE!!)

[no one in particular]

new thought: sir alec needs a new avatar......preferably one of someone that looks most like him...(since we don't have a view of him from members' pics)

[wolve]

True. When you drink early, you become really tired. I hope you manage to get through it, no one. (your sneaking away is a vivid proof of that ;))

[wolve]

What's your avatar, btw, no one?

[Practising Troublemaker]

Hmmmmm...., what should I put here??:)

[Practising Troublemaker]

YES YES YES Post 200 for meeeee:D

[wolve]

That seems long ago for me :p

[Sir Alec]

Okay I'll look for a new avatar.

I think No One In Particular has an avatar of brain neurons or something :confused:

[no one in particular]

Wolve - my avatar: oh those are the very tenuous connections of the shaky neurons composing my brittle brain

nice alec, but the description i laid out here is a bit more accurate! :D

[hatfull]

How long is the cat going to let me scratch her ears for before she changes her mind about being in the mood and attacks me? OWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sir Alec]

^^I have the same problem all the freakin time. Damn cats and their mood swings.

[no one in particular]

True. When you drink early, you become really tired. I hope you manage to get through it, no one. (your sneaking away is a vivid proof of that ;))

yes, i know there are some people here now wondering just how bad my reclusivity has gotten (my parents are just baffled!), and i used to be so well adjusted.... hehe

i am sorta HALF teasing you know

[Pervomartovtsi]

I should study hard so I don't end under a bridge

[hatfull]

I should study hard so I don't end under a bridge

Yes you should!!! I'm expecting a comment on the Study Stress thread!!!

[no one in particular]

now thinking: hatfull needs an avatar (give us one that shows off something of your personality :D)

[Pervomartovtsi]

your query may be dangerous noip...take care of what you desire it may come true

[no one in particular]

^well, hatfull should just follow your example pervo...very characteristic of you i would say...testosterone-laden, distinguished, mettle-driven cavalryman brandishing a very impressive, oversized yet elegant stick

[Pervomartovtsi]

maybe the oversized yet elegand stick is what fits my personality...but the idea was that's he's Manuel Rodriguez one of my country independence heroes...sad to say that he was shot in the back by orders of one of his former friends

[no one in particular]

i am sorry for his fate...really, i am...and i did not mean anything negative...on the contrary...

i still think his traits (and his stick's) are YOU! ;)

[Pervomartovtsi]

congrtulations on your 800th post!

[no one in particular]

thanks there pervo...and soon we will be praising you for reaching 1000.
anything special you would like said to you?

[Pervomartovtsi]

maybe after the 1000 I should fade from here for a time

[wolve]

You know, I'd always thought mjp (remember him??) would be very proud of me for my posts...Poor guy, what happened to him?


maybe after the 1000 I should fade from here for a time

Not a hint towards me or anything, is it? :p

[Pervomartovtsi]

noooo, how could I?

[wolve]

Your tongue in cheek is too obvious for this world :p

[no one in particular]

You know, I'd always thought mjp (remember him??) would be very proud of me for my posts...Poor guy, what happened to him?

wolve, don't tell me you missed this thread starting here (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=360807&postcount=38)

[wolve]

whàààààt? I overlooked it! Oh how sad

[Pervomartovtsi]

that was his polite way of saying "SCREW YOU ALL SAD MOZ LOVERS! I'M SICK TO THE BACK TEETH OF YOU AND YOUR WHINING"

[wolve]

Yes, 'back to real life' ;).
No, no, starry night has often discussed these things, to let forums interfer with your life. Aah well...*thinks for a moment about good ol' Martin*. There's no greater Mystery than Mysery!

[Busy Clippers]

Okay, so maybe it's not as funny or significant as I had imagined. :(

It's pretty damned funny, especially if you were just cursed!!! The man was hopping up and down like Rumplestiltskin. And it's a much more reasonable cure than that suggested by Despair & I, which involves a railroad crossing at midnight, a chicken, and some weird brownish liquid.

About the cat charm itself, I can't imagine how my mother (eucharistic minister and purveyor of religious articles) has managed to overlook it!?!?!

[Codreanu]

I can't imagine how my mother (eucharistic minister and purveyor of religious articles) has managed to overlook it!?!?!
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/773/nonoan2.gif http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2009/prayerdp9.gif
http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/5610/incensecq0.gif

[no one in particular]

thinking: so, Cod, how does chica herself look after 20 straight hours on solo (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=365577&postcount=171)?

[does the vision bring on a :eek:, a :confused:, or a :rolleyes: ?? (my bet is it is one of those three.........;) ) ]

[chica]

Just when I wanted to log off I noticed my unfaithful love was here :p (Here's your tongue, sweetheart!)

[no one in particular]

^ hey sugardumpling...remember, we agreed on a "my love life" arrangement, per my request... ? I know you wanted an "i won't share you one" but ÿou know me.... incorrigible

but i am so incredibly happy you love me just the same.....:) :)

[chica]

but i am so incredibly happy you love me just the same.....:) :)
What can I say, love is stronger than reason! And someone has to give you the tongue, since Cod is obviously reluctant... :p

[no one in particular]

but luckily i have him for the teeth...you know that way i get some nibbling too....now it seems i am missing someone who will give me some fingers or at least a thumb...

[Sir Alec]

I'm willing to thumb you!

[chica]

Thank you Sir Alec, for taking a part of the burden from my shoulders! :D

[Codreanu]

thinking: so, Cod, how does chica herself look after 20 straight hours on solo (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=365577&postcount=171)?
9:00 A.M.
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3613/angellf1.gif

9:30 A.M. - 10:00 P.M.
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4428/compox5.gif

10:00 P.M. - 12:00 A.M.
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4451/owlmw4.gif

continued next post...

[Codreanu]

12:01 A.M. (coffee! coffee! coffee!)
http://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1361/coffeeyi8.gifhttp://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1361/coffeeyi8.gifhttp://img216.imageshack.us/img216/1361/coffeeyi8.gif

12:30 A.M.
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/1204/eekji3.gif

continued next post...

[Codreanu]

1:00 A.M. (Pie!)
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/3188/gimmefooduf8.gif

1:15 A.M. - 5:00 A.M.
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2497/exorcisttk5.gif

5:01 A.M. - 9:00 A.M.
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7148/sleepre7.gif

[Pervomartovtsi]

amazing!

[no one in particular]

at Cod's rendition of chica's 20 hours on solo:

!!!!ROTFLMFAOWTSDMFaWIMP!!!!
(WTSDMFaWIMP = With Tears Streaming Down My Face and Weeing In My Pants)

so, i definitely stand corrected:
9am :)
9:30am-10pm :eek:
10pm-12am: :cool:
12:01am: :D

cont'd to next post

[no one in particular]

12:30am: :p
1am: :rolleyes:
1:15am-5am: :o
5:01am-9am: :confused:

edit: p.s. beautiful Cod...

[chica]

I'm very glad to make you happy, but... Are those GMT+2 times? :D

[Codreanu]

^ ^
Wow, impressive work within such a limited repertoire, no one!
A+

crossroads: laughing WITH chica & her foibles or laughing AT chica & her foibles?

[no one in particular]

^well you know i don't have the talent you do for imageshack... ;)
plus i had to stay consistent with my original comment for which solo emoticon this vision of chica would elicit

new thought: i LOVE this thread cuz no one (not even me) can accuse me of hijacking it!!

[chica]

^^Well, I felt it wouldn't be appropriate for me to answer the crossroads question, so I hoped someone else would! :p
Congratulations on your effort, Cod, it's reassuring to see that someone else spends more time on these boards than me (it clearly took you more than 20 hours a day to master my daily routine to such a superb extent! :D )

[no one in particular]

don't worry darling...we won't be answering that crossroads question unless it actually appears in crossroads...

and touché on the remark to codreanu...............................;)

[no one in particular]

I'm willing to thumb you!

before i accept your offer, could you tell me if your thumb is another one of your gifts to the world, like your naturally fresh breath is (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=353709&postcount=42)?

here's hoping............................................ ............

:D

[Sir Alec]

Yeah, I have a normal thumb. I will thumb you fine.

[chica]

Yeah, I have a normal thumb. I will thumb you fine.
Hmm, I think what no one is looking for is an extraordinary thumb ;)

[Sir Alec]

You'll have to go somewhere else on me to find something that extrodinary.

[chica]

You'll have to go somewhere else on me to find something that extrodinary.
Somewhere else? You mean... further south? :D Are you South'ron enough, no one? :p

[no one in particular]

hmm, i guess we could just say that thumb icon actually stands for the extraordinary component down south on alec's body....yeah that would work for me... then it is settled...i have alec for his thumb....

yes, i am certainly suuuthen enuf for that!!!!!

[Sir Alec]

Wow! Are we actually saying these things. I'm not even drunk.

And yes I'm talking about my "deep south"

[no one in particular]

so does that mean U were drunk when you told us this string of things (http://forums.morrissey-solo.com/showpost.php?p=355529&postcount=54)a while ago? :rolleyes:

[Sir Alec]

No, I wasn't drunk, I was just excited and willing to talk about my penis in such ways. Can I say penis on these boards?

Also, I have a "special guest".

[no one in particular]

^uhhh, what do you think chica...can he talk about it on these boards?

[chica]

^^Stop engaging me in this conversation, no one, I'm busy doing other stuff! Keep posting, keep posting!

[no one in particular]

^busy with what? well, let's check your schedule....well pie eating already passed so it ain't that...

here is what you are doing!! 1:15 A.M. - 5:00 A.M.
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/2497/exorcisttk5.gif

hmmmm...is that yakking? what happened - pie and coffee don't sit too well hours later?

edit: oh no! i am wrong...you should be asleep by now!!! It is 5:18am! i guess you ARE busy then....are you sleep reading this board?

[chica]

edit: oh no! i am wrong...you should be asleep by now!!! It is 5:18am! i guess you are busy then....are you sleep reading this board?
Unless you and Sir Alec provide some interesting content to it... That's my only option!

[Sir Alec]

^So what aspect or aspects of my penis would you like to know about? LOL just kidding!

Lets keep it metaphorical.

EDIT: I might not be able to stay longer

[no one in particular]

^well, he bailed...he had more interesting content elsewhere it seems....i hate that you will have to go to sleep now disappointed like that... i know you like when sir alec and i discuss his thumb so intimately.

:D

edit: what bad timing i have! but it is about to happen anyway...as he just said

[chica]

LOL just kidding!

Lets keep it metaphorical.
Why? I don't think you've given certain substantial information in the "length or girth" thread...
EDIT: I might not be able to stay longer
That doesn't mean we shouldn't continue having this conversation when you're back!

[Sir Alec]

^well, he bailed...he had more interesting content elsewhere it seems....i hate that you will have to go to sleep now disappointed like that... i know you like when sir alec and i discuss his thumb so intimately.

:D

edit: what bad timing i have! but it is about to happen anyway...as he just said

My "guest" wants to watch a movie (lord of war) I already saw. She can do that alone. The couch and tv are in the same room the computer is so we can converse.

[Sir Alec]

Why? I don't think you've given certain substantial information in the "length or girth" thread...

That doesn't mean we shouldn't continue having this conversation when you're back!

Seriously I am open about all things covering the subject. Ask me a question, I will answer it.

Fuck, I need alcohol for this... "get the Charles Shaw chardonnay out babe"

[no one in particular]

^^ oooh, alec is liking this... chica? are you seeing this?

[no one in particular]

too damn bad we still have to see him as justine...especially when he is speaking about his huge member

[no one in particular]

Why? I don't think you've given certain substantial information in the "length or girth" thread...

That doesn't mean we shouldn't continue having this conversation when you're back!

girl have you always been this way underneath? why are we just now seeing the real you?? hehe

[chica]

^^ oooh, alec is liking this... chica? are you seeing this?

Fuck, I need alcohol for this... "get the Charles Shaw chardonnay out babe"
I see it and I wonder what Sir Alec needs alcohol for? :confused:
I simply wanted to ask what are the length and girth of his member, I don't think alcohol will help him remember it...Or measure it :p

[no one in particular]

Seriously I am open about all things covering the subject. Ask me a question, I will answer it.

Fuck, I need alcohol for this... "get the Charles Shaw chardonnay out babe"

you didn't need alcohol when you were so open in the length/girth thread...you just needed to be excited remember? seems you may be getting this way now...

and i think chica already did ask you the question...has to do with length and girth - you saw that right? (i am just reminding you...not from my mouth!!!)

[no one in particular]

OK that is uncanny....chica and i posted at the same time and basically said the same thing....great minds think ________? ;)

[chica]

girl have you always been this way underneath? why are we just now seeing the real you?? hehe
"Baby's on fire
Better throw her in the water..." :D

[no one in particular]

yeah the ice cold water....where is alec? did he go over to review the length/girth thread or something? or did he go get the yardstick?

[chica]

or did he go get the yardstick?
That'll be it ;)
He's been replying to the thread for like ten minutes!
Is he writing an encyclopaedia entry?!!!
Or is he taking all 5 measures at the moment?!
With a little help of his "guest"...

[Sir Alec]

I see it and I wonder what Sir Alec needs alcohol for? :confused:
I simply wanted to ask what are the length and girth of his member, I don't think alcohol will help him remember it...Or measure it :p

\ * inches & * inches

/ * inches & *.* inches

keep in mind this is if im healthy and not drinking or eating like a horse

1. Don't ask me how I got these measurements in less than 10 minutes.

2. I am deleting this post in 30 minutes so take down these numbers for personal use. This is now in effect

3. I hope you people are happy, my guest is laughing like a piggy at me now.

It doesn't really fucking matter does it!!! No One quoted the exact measurments below

IM FUCKING SCREWED

[no one in particular]

chica is probably creating oh so many illustrations with these measurements... and definitely for her personal use....

[no one in particular]

and alec, nice touch with the slashes...... :D

[chica]

Wait, inch is not the same as centimeter? I hope! :D
No, it's longer, I'll go and find some conversion tools...

[no one in particular]

2.54 centimeters to an inch

[no one in particular]

\ 4 inches & 4 inches

/ 7 inches & 5.5 inches

keep in mind this is if im healthy and not drinking or eating like a horse

1. Don't ask me how I got these measurements in less than 10 minutes.

2. I am deleting this post in 30 minutes so take down these numbers for personal use.

3. I hope you people are happy, my guest is laughing like a piggy at me now.

oh, but these would be so appropriate for the length/girth thread...yes alec - just think the lofty status you will enjoy on this board...the only one with the temerity to have it all there in the rightful thread....;)

[chica]

Thanks, no one, I did the maths! ;)
Alec, it sounds MUCH better in centimetres! You should move to the continental Europe (not having any dishonest intentions here... :D )

edit: and, no one, you may have to edit your post^^ in 20 or so minutes ;)

[Sir Alec]

Oh god you've put ideas in my mind No One. My guest says post it.

I have two choices:

1. Achieve eternal glory on Morrissey-Solo forums

2. Keep my self-repsect

And what are you ladies doing with this information anyways?

[Codreanu]

2. I am deleting this post in 30 minutes so take down these numbers for personal use.
Don't bother... I've captured it below for Pervo and posterity (Ian would be impressed at such greasy maneuvering) :p

[screen-capture removed on behalf of all that is holy, and a rather importunate private-message.

P.M. me for .jpg file (j/k)]

[no one in particular]

And what are you ladies doing with this information anyways?

well, like i said, chica is creating drawn to scale illustrations out of it...i am storing it in my memory for some sort of future use!

and well, now we know what cod is doing with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sir Alec]

Thanks, no one, I did the maths! ;)
Alec, it sounds MUCH better in centimetres! You should move to the continental Europe (not having any dishonest intentions here... :D )



And how do I not sound good in inches? I could only imagine if I was the same number of centimeters to inches. I would pass out if I got an ********.

[chica]

And what are you ladies doing with this information anyways?
Feed our dirty imagination! :eek:

[no one in particular]

Don't bother... I've captured it below for Pervo and posterity (Ian would be impressed at such greasy maneuvering) :p

god i am glad that capture has chica's name showing as the instigator and not mine!!!!

[chica]

And how do I not sound good in inches? I could only imagine if I was the same number of centimeters to inches. I would pass out if I got an ********.
Well it's a matter of habit... I was a little disappointed when I saw one-figure results of your measuring, but I was pleasantly surprised when I did the conversion!

[no one in particular]

And how do I not sound good in inches? I could only imagine if I was the same number of centimeters to inches. I would pass out if I got an ********.

that is just what she is used to hearing (not seeing, though, right chica?) about...so that is what she comprehends best...nothing agst. your measurements in inches or anything...

[no one in particular]

again, there go (virtually) simultaneous responses from two awesome minds!!!! :D :D

[chica]

(not seeing, though, right chica?)
... or feeling, smelling, tasting :D

[Sir Alec]

again, there go (virtually) simultaneous responses from two awesome minds!!!! :D :D

Correction: again, there go (virtually) simultaneous responses from two awesome and very horny minds!!!!

This is all part of a normal forum conversation for me. You guys seem to be less open about your bodies!

[Codreanu]

god i am glad that capture has chica's name showing as the instigator and not mine!!!!
Oh, uh, wait a sec... you thought the point of my screen-cap was to shame (rib!!!) Sir Alec??? ;)

[Sir Alec]

... or feeling, smelling, tasting :D

Ok, thats it! You've made my guest a little mad by this statement... just because I am laughing so hard at it.

I feel bad now Chica. I have unleashed a horny beast inside you. I don't see how we will put it back in its cage.

[chica]

Oh, uh, wait a sec... you thought the point of my screen-cap was to shame (rib!!!) Sir Alec??? ;)
LMFAO, Cod! :D

This is all part of a normal forum conversation for me. You guys seem to be less open about your bodies!
Am I sensing Sir Alec is trying to instigate another discussion here? :rolleyes: But there's nothing to be open about, kind sir, what could you possibly be interested in knowing about us? Breasts-waist-hips ratio? That's vanilla compared with your revelation!

[no one in particular]

ok, sweetie, even if he is...that will have to wait for another day...you are WAY off your schedule as it is...

time for bed? well, it is for me...

[chica]

Ok, thats it! You've made my guest a little mad by this statement... just because I am laughing so hard at it.
Then it's not me who's made your guest mad, it's you! Being with you she can have plenty of seeing, feeling, smelling, tasting, so why be mad at me? :(
I feel bad now Chica. I have unleashed a horny beast inside you. I don't see how we will put it back in its cage.
Hm. Let's see... No way! :D

[no one in particular]

oh, one more thing....wolve will have another treat from us in the am! lucky her....let's see what she says about this one!

p.s. and wolve...i KNOW i owe you...it is stuff like this that is continuing to delay me!!!!!! please, be patient with my foibles.

[Sir Alec]

Bed time everyone. Go to bed. Everyone single file to your rooms. Hurry!

I'll take your random measurements tomorrow but for now you guys need your rest.