~ The 'All things UNPLEASANT' thread ~

[Denia]

well...
go on...

[Sir Alec]

These are the most unpleasant things I can imagine carefully put into list-form:

20. Aroggant drummers
19. People who say "I don't listen to foreign music"
18. Ugly Babies
17. Coldplay
16. Reality Television
15. MTV
14. Hypothyroidism
13. The side of my family related to my dad
12. Squier Instruments
11. Keane
10. The feeling you get after having "relations" with a friend
9. Bush, Gore, Kerry, Clinton... and just about every president or canidate we've ever had in the past 220 years
8. Meat or dairy products in the summer
7. Ex girlfriends
6. Ex boyfriends
5. My fathers reaction to my sexuality
4. Bands I listened to before I found Morrissey and the Smiths
3. My fathers reaction for me listening to Moz
2. The amount of money I put into playing in bands and never got back (over 20,000)
1. Extreme depression that eats away at the will to live

[andy_fozzy]

Well, sir Alec seems to have summed it up there :)

For me:
violence,
Elton John,
the government,
Spain,
getting a mouthfull of water from my fishtank when syphoning water :)
going to work,
attractive ladies,
carrots,
sprouts,
broccoli,
swede (soz spelling!)
and last but by NO MEANS least, Jade Goodie.

There are lots more I'm sure, but these are the main ones for me.

[kingdai]

what is unpleasant about attractive women????

20.Liverpool council dumping waste and rubbish in Wales
19.casual racism towards new Polish people in my town who work dead hard whilst many people who criticise sit about all day doing sod all
18.the extortionate 'call out fee' that I had to pay the plumber this morning
17.You Are the Quarry/Ringleader of the Tormenters
16.My mate who works in a nursing home recently had to locate a missing emergency buzzer which someone had stuck down her...you know what
15.The tune Chestre fans sing "Denis Smith is illigitimate, he aint got no birth certificate,he's got AIDS and can't get rid of it,fuck off you welsh bastard"
14.Harry Redknapp, Barry Fry, Mark Lawrenson, Ben Thatcher, John Hartson
13.People who disrespect their mums for no reason
12.stepping in dog shit,my road must have more dog shit than anywhere else in the world
11.having to work 8am the day after your 21st birthday
10.extortionate rent charged by most scumbag landlords
9.Woodville Fish Bar in Cardiff (back garden is full of rats)
8.cokeheads who fight in town
7.the paedophile home up by Plas Madoc
6.some of Morrissey's outdated and unrealistic views on race and nationality
5.Liverpool council flooding Welsh villages to build a reservoir for Liverpool
4.people who fancy Nikki from Big Brother- SHE HAS THE BODY OF A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY!
3.a video I saw on a mobile phone of a bloke shitting on a woman...horrid stuff
2.imaging famous lesbian Claire Balding from horse racing having lesbian sex
1.Rugby.

[half a person]

20) Radio DJs
19) Rap, er, people (can you bare to call them artists?)
18) People who say I need to 'stop listening to Moz, it's depressing'
17) Missionaries
16) People who say I don't do enough sport
15) People with strong scouse accents (no offence, it's just so annoying)
14) People obsessive over brand names
13) People who refuse on principal to read anything but 'Sneak'
12) People who idolise Paris Hilton
11) Paris Hilton
10) X Factor contestants
9) X Factor winners
8) People who think shouting 'bogies' in a library is funny
7) People who patronise
6) People who wear far too much unnecessary make-up
5) People who think the Beatles are the best band ever
4) The Pussycat Dolls
3) People who use the word 'gay' as an insult
2) People who say I need to 'get out of the house and socialise!'
1) Going to school

[andy_fozzy]

[QUOTE=kingdai]what is unpleasant about attractive women????


The fact that I can't have them :D

[andy_fozzy]

SHIT.

I forgot rap music.....

[wolve]

I don't even know if I'd be able to sum up 20points...

[andy_fozzy]

I don't even know if I'd be able to sum up 20points...


Just do as many as you can wolve.

(Hope I'm not on there......:p

[wolve]

I'm just not a loathing person. :p

[Denia]

People who say I need to 'get out of the house and socialise!'


I second that.

[bikubesong]

People who are "nice"!!

[WhyteGrrrl]

Well, sir Alec seems to have summed it up there :)

For me:
violence,
Elton John,
the government,
Spain,
getting a mouthfull of water from my fishtank when syphoning water :)
going to work,
attractive ladies,
carrots,
sprouts,
broccoli,
swede (soz spelling!)
and last but by NO MEANS least, Jade Goodie.

!

There are lots more I'm sure, but these are the main ones for me.

Im suprised you didnt mention going to the dentist as an unpleasant thing

[hatfull]

I only have one at the moment. Truely awful, terrible, appalingly unfair things happening to your friends and family, and not being able to do anything to make things better.

[half a person]

People who are "nice"!!

Here here!!!

[Denia]

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/443/mustoog9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
:cool:

[MrRoboto]

I generally don't like to dwell on these things, but I found this a bit puke-inducing:

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/news/2005/images/news02262005009.jpg

[realitybites]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v288/Smithsonissey/armorofgod.jpg

[Denia]

I generally don't like to dwell on these things, but I found this a bit puke-inducing:

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/news/2005/images/news02262005009.jpg
uggh Durst is a fan? That's certainly unpleasant.






http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j260/xxrottingcorpsexx/Dick%20Cheney/2.jpg

[Codreanu]

I generally don't like to dwell on these things, but I found this a bit puke-inducing:

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/news/2005/images/news02262005009.jpg
I'm afraid it gets much worse, by EXACTLY fifty percent. Ah, the dyspepsia of natural mathematical sequence...

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5969/durstre9.jpg

I'll hold the barf-bag for you (aren't I a gentleman?). :p

[MrRoboto]

I'm afraid it gets much worse, by EXACTLY fifty percent. Ah, the dyspepsia of natural mathematical sequence...

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5969/durstre9.jpg

I'll hold the barf-bag for you (aren't I a gentleman?). :p


Good lord, Cod. That photo you added has to be one of THE funniest Smiths/Moz related images of all time :p (i mean, once the bile has settled of course).

And thank you for being such a gentleman - I knew I could count on you in the pinch. :D

[andy_fozzy]

Im suprised you didnt mention going to the dentist as an unpleasant thing


FUCK!

Thanks Grrrl.

See, there are just so many, I forget most of them :D

[andy_fozzy]

I generally don't like to dwell on these things, but I found this a bit puke-inducing:

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/news/2005/images/news02262005009.jpg


Shit.

I've got that T-shirt.....

I'll never feel the same about it now :(

[Stitchell]

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/news/2005/images/news02262005009.jpg

That was my 1st Smiths T-shirt, I wore it so much it nearly fell to pieces but still, I persisted until one day I saw this MADE IN THE 3RD CIRCLE OF HELL PHOTO OP.......its at the bottom of a box somewhere.

[Martin McCann]

what is unpleasant about attractive women????

20.Liverpool council dumping waste and rubbish in Wales
19.casual racism towards new Polish people in my town who work dead hard whilst many people who criticise sit about all day doing sod all
18.the extortionate 'call out fee' that I had to pay the plumber this morning
17.You Are the Quarry/Ringleader of the Tormenters
16.My mate who works in a nursing home recently had to locate a missing emergency buzzer which someone had stuck down her...you know what
15.The tune Chestre fans sing "Denis Smith is illigitimate, he aint got no birth certificate,he's got AIDS and can't get rid of it,fuck off you welsh bastard"
14.Harry Redknapp, Barry Fry, Mark Lawrenson, Ben Thatcher, John Hartson
13.People who disrespect their mums for no reason
12.stepping in dog shit,my road must have more dog shit than anywhere else in the world
11.having to work 8am the day after your 21st birthday
10.extortionate rent charged by most scumbag landlords
9.Woodville Fish Bar in Cardiff (back garden is full of rats)
8.cokeheads who fight in town
7.the paedophile home up by Plas Madoc
6.some of Morrissey's outdated and unrealistic views on race and nationality
5.Liverpool council flooding Welsh villages to build a reservoir for Liverpool
4.people who fancy Nikki from Big Brother- SHE HAS THE BODY OF A TWELVE YEAR OLD BOY!
3.a video I saw on a mobile phone of a bloke shitting on a woman...horrid stuff
2.imaging famous lesbian Claire Balding from horse racing having lesbian sex
1.Rugby.I can't imagine why anyone would want to play it unless you wanted to touch up other men


I find this person particularly unpleasant.
If he doesn't like Morrissey's last 2 albums, why is he here?
He also appears to be homophobic, which is never a good thing.

[Codreanu]

I find this person particularly unpleasant.
If he doesn't like Morrissey's last 2 albums, why is he here?
He also appears to be homophobic, which is never a good thing.
No, what is truly unpleasant are disdainful posts questioning the fandom of long-time Moz zealots like Andy Fozzy from callow users who think that silly, tenditious, words like "homophobia" denote anything beyond the moral incoherance of those who use them.

[Martin McCann]

No, what is truly unpleasant are disdainful posts questioning the fandom of long-time Moz zealots like Andy Fozzy from callow users who think that silly, tenditious, words like "homophobia" denote anything beyond the moral incoherance of those who use them.

You seem to be somewhat confused my fascist friend.
My post is obviously referring to 'kingdai', a fact indicated by my quoting his post.

The only word that is truly silly is the word 'silly'.

Many thousands of people have died as a result of homophobia, in all it's insidious forms, and comments like these really have no place on a Morrissey fansite:
2.imaging famous lesbian Claire Balding from horse racing having lesbian sex
1.Rugby.I can't imagine why anyone would want to play it unless you wanted to touch up other men

Now might I suggest you go back to polishing your jackboots, or whatever "red-blooded heterosexual" virgins like you do with your vast amounts of spare time.

[Busy Clippers]

Although chemical weapons, poverty, animal cruelty and greed are all pretty unpleasant, there is nothing more unpleasant than french manicured toenails, especially when the person wearing them has used acrylic tips.

[Codreanu]

You seem to be somewhat confused my fascist friend.
My post is obviously referring to 'kingdai', a fact indicated by my quoting his post.
Sorry, I carelessly took it the quote was from fozzy's imperfect list. How embarrassing. :o
Many thousands of people have died as a result of homophobia, in all it's insidious forms
That homosexuality was often considered a capital crime under several totalitarian regimes and/or the laws of Sharia, and that many were humiliated, treated uncharitably, and lost their lives is, indeed, very much a tragedy; and an unnecessary one at that, for some of you seem to be doing a good enough job demoralizing and killing yourselves (Tragedy in the fullest, grecian(!), sense) as it is.
2.imaging famous lesbian Claire Balding from horse racing having lesbian sex
So, the normal, honest, revulsion most people feel toward depictions, imagined or otherwise, of homosexual sex is a) a mental disorder (like an hysterical fear of heights or clowns) for which the individual is somehow, paradoxically, responsible because b) it is also a judgement of value issued with free moral agency -- yet this is what we must accept in remaining faithful to the way "homophobia" functions in modern discourse. Perhaps silly isn't the best word.

EDIT: I only wanted to point out that a phobia, by definition, afflicts only a marginal element of a given population; moreover, phobias are always recognized by patients themselves as unreasonable.

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/uncle_sam.jpg

[William]

No, what is truly unpleasant are disdainful posts questioning the fandom of long-time Moz zealots like Andy Fozzy from callow users who think that silly, tenditious, words like "homophobia" denote anything beyond the moral incoherance of those who use them.

What does "tenitious" mean? Nothing, I'm pretty sure. (And by the way, it's "incoherence," and you don't need the comma after the fictional word. I know how important these things are to you.)

As for your remarks about the torture and murder of homosexuals throughout antiquity--that this constituted their being "treated uncharitably"!--this pretty well confirms my longstanding intuition about your ludicrous pose as a bedsit fascist. You sit there in your rooms full of camp, dressed and made up in the campiest way possible, no doubt licking your lips and fondling your kimono or whatever it is you fester in as you enjoy your callow (note my use of the word, much more apt than your own), bedwetter's fantasies of widescale subjegation of the vulnerable. That you claim to feel "revulsion" against "imagined or otherwise" images (and why would you be imagining them, dearie?) of homosexuality while spending nine tenths of your life on the fansite for a singer who has has drenched his work in such imagery since his first album cover--well, this makes you, to lower the tone for a moment, an absolute fucking laughing stock.

Think that does it. To learn more about Codreanu's type, visit your local library:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1883642655/sr=1-1/qid=1156726939/ref=sr_1_1/104-9214606-7571122?ie=UTF8&s=books

[Codreanu]

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/1/0001vf6.jpg

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/3172/snw17610pc2.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/8208/pillowdreamsmy0.jpg

:(

[Codreanu]

What does "tenitious" mean? Nothing, I'm pretty sure.typo: tendentious
As for your remarks about the torture and murder of homosexuals throughout antiquity--that this constituted their being "treated uncharitably"!--this pretty well confirms my longstanding intuition about your ludicrous pose as a bedsit fascist. You are excused for not being aware of the ENORMOUS extension the term "Charity" ranges over in Catholic moral thought.
To learn more about Codreanu's type, visit your local library:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1883642655/sr=1-1/qid=1156726939/ref=sr_1_1/104-9214606-7571122?ie=UTF8&s=books
Thanks, Freeyourself, looks like a good read. :)

[Martin McCann]

So, the normal, honest, revulsion most people feel toward depictions, imagined or otherwise, of homosexual sex...

I rest my case.
You really are a silly man.
You got the life you deserved.

[prisoner77]

monday, tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday

[celibate cries]

20.Stomach pains
19.People who tell me eating meat 'is a way of life'
18.People who tell me i should be happy because i'm young and got my 'whole life ahead of me' i'm sorry that just makes me feel a million times worse
17.Reality TV
16.Simon Cowell
15.Doctors waiting rooms
14.Tooth ache or gum boils
13.Teenage mums who think they own EVERYTHING just because they have a child
12.CHAVS
11.public transport
10.Rap music
9.Rappers who take the view of women back 100 years
7.People who harm animals in any way
6.Being constantly bored
5.Heyfever/allergies
4.Smokers
3.Psychiatrists who fail to tell me anything new about myself
2.Shyness
1.Depression

[Sir Alec]

I started something I couldn't finish: A list craze.

[no one in particular]

^^ couldn't finish? why not? does your original list of 20 actually keep going indefinitely? :D

[dallow_bg]

I rest my case.
You really are a silly man.
You got the life you deserved.

You had no case.

That is a pretty common thought.
Most of my straight friends think the idea of homosexual sex is pretty gross.
And some of my gay friends think heterosexual sex is gross.
It's the butt (no pun intended) of many jokes.

I find all sex pretty gross.
Well, maybe that's because I haven't experienced it yet.

Besides, you think the last two Morrissey albums were great. Psh.

Something I dislike, Codreanu hate.
But it was nice to see freeyouself make an appearance again finally. As well as show us that he might be something of a reader?

[Martin McCann]

You had no case.

That is a pretty common thought.
Most of my straight friends think the idea of homosexual sex is pretty gross.
And some of my gay friends think heterosexual sex is gross.
It's the butt (no pun intended) of many jokes.

I find all sex pretty gross.
Well, maybe that's because I haven't experienced it yet.

Besides, you think the last two Morrissey albums were great. Psh.

Something I dislike, Codreanu hate.
But it was nice to see freeyouself make an appearance again finally. As well as show us that he might be something of a reader?

"That is a pretty common thought."

Perhaps, on a KKK website, but I believe you do the vast majority of Morrissey fans a great disservice to attribute to them such despicable views .

"Most of my straight friends think the idea of homosexual sex is pretty gross."

I don't doubt that your friends would think that. Any friend of yours would. That you have friends is the most surprising aspect of that statement.

"I find all sex pretty gross.
Well, maybe that's because I haven't experienced it yet."

Why doesn't that surprise me.

"Besides, you think the last two Morrissey albums were great. Psh."

Yes, I do, and what's more the most recent album is my favourite album EVER.
The fact that a revolting creature like you doesn't like it makes me like it all the more.
You're dismissed.

[dallow_bg]

Hehe.

[dazzak]

an unnecessary one at that, for some of you seem to be doing a good enough job demoralizing and killing yourselves (Tragedy in the fullest, grecian(!), sense) as it is.
I'd love you to elaborate on this, Codreanu.

[WhyteGrrrl]

Wow, now this REALLY is the unpleasant thread! :(

[dallow_bg]

Wow, now this REALLY is the unpleasant thread! :(

Yeah... :(

[Codreanu]

Wow, now this REALLY is the unpleasant thread! :(
Leave it to a Morrissey forum for threads to become self-referencing.

[Sir Alec]

^^ couldn't finish? why not? does your original list of 20 actually keep going indefinitely? :D

More than you will ever know :(

[no one in particular]

well, this is the thread for it if you care to post more.......
i can take it!

[chuckie]

What does "tenitious" mean? Nothing, I'm pretty sure. (And by the way, it's "incoherence," and you don't need the comma after the fictional word. I know how important these things are to you.)

As for your remarks about the torture and murder of homosexuals throughout antiquity--that this constituted their being "treated uncharitably"!--this pretty well confirms my longstanding intuition about your ludicrous pose as a bedsit fascist. You sit there in your rooms full of camp, dressed and made up in the campiest way possible, no doubt licking your lips and fondling your kimono or whatever it is you fester in as you enjoy your callow (note my use of the word, much more apt than your own), bedwetter's fantasies of widescale subjegation of the vulnerable. That you claim to feel "revulsion" against "imagined or otherwise" images (and why would you be imagining them, dearie?) of homosexuality while spending nine tenths of your life on the fansite for a singer who has has drenched his work in such imagery since his first album cover--well, this makes you, to lower the tone for a moment, an absolute fucking laughing stock.

Think that does it. To learn more about Codreanu's type, visit your local library:

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1883642655/sr=1-1/qid=1156726939/ref=sr_1_1/104-9214606-7571122?ie=UTF8&s=books



LOL!!! Brilliant and accurate! Thankyou.

[Sir Alec]

well, this is the thread for it if you care to post more.......
i can take it!

ok

Spencer leaving the band (screw Gary and screw walking basslines. Brigewood is better!)
KY strawberry jelly
My Father (in general)
The time my cousin threw a baseball into my crotch
The time the G string on my bass broke during a show
My first listen to Kill Uncle
Suede's Headmusic/A New Morning
Blur's Thinktank
Oasis's Don't Believe the Truth (face it the only good final britpop album is We Love Life by Pulp)
Desperate women at parties and art openings
Coors Light

to be continued...

[lnathan]

The nausiating butterflies in your stomach that makes you suspect that you might be falling in love! :eek:

[kingdai]

I find this person particularly unpleasant.
If he doesn't like Morrissey's last 2 albums, why is he here?
He also appears to be homophobic, which is never a good thing.

I'm not. My point number 1 was tounge in cheek, I have changed it so you don't get offended

[no one in particular]

The nausiating butterflies in your stomach that makes you suspect that you might be falling in love! :eek:

but wouldn't these butterflies be unpleasant only if your feelings were not being requited or not returned at the same level as yours (or otherwise inappropriate for some reason)?

Otherwise, if similar feelings were being requited, wouldn't these butterflies be a thing of pleasure?

(that's how it has always been for me! :) )

[no one in particular]

ok

Spencer leaving the band (screw Gary and screw walking basslines. Brigewood is better!)
KY strawberry jelly
My Father (in general)
The time my cousin threw a baseball into my crotch
The time the G string on my bass broke during a show
My first listen to Kill Uncle
Suede's Headmusic/A New Morning
Blur's Thinktank
Oasis's Don't Believe the Truth (face it the only good final britpop album is We Love Life by Pulp)
Desperate women at parties and art openings
Coors Light

to be continued...

You know sir alec, i am quite enjoying your lists - or rather your continuing LIST - (and not at your expense!);
you are good at providing some comic relief in there with these disagreeable items, and i feel like i am getting to know you MUCH better!

and is it just the strawberry variety that is objectionable - or all the available fruit flavors (ie, the peach, passion fruit, etc.)?? :p

[Sir Alec]

You know sir alec, i am quite enjoying your lists - or rather your continuing LIST - (and not at your expense!);
you are good at providing some comic relief in there with these disagreeable items, and i feel like i am getting to know you MUCH better!

and is it just the strawberry variety that is objectionable - or all the available fruit flavors (ie, the peach, passion fruit, etc.)?? :p

I just hate strawberry. I never tried the others and I don't plan on it, anyways I'm single right now.

Hummers (the car you sick pervert)
My easily upset stomach
Taco Bell (refer to second unpleasent thing)
110 degree weather
Dental dam
Caffeine Free Coke
Liam Gallagher
Bad Religion after Stranger Than Fiction a.k.a. when punk music started to suck
Rich, annoying, know-it-all girls... and men for that matter
People who join this forum and bash Moz every fucking second as if this was a Smiths forum
My love for Euro-dance music (where did my mother go wrong?)
Boy Bands
Sigma Acoustic Guitars
The Fender P-bass I bought that never held a tune so I can't re-sell it!*

*Remember kids: Always test your instrument before you buy it. Never use Ebay.

[lnathan]

but wouldn't these butterflies be unpleasant only if your feelings were not being requited or not returned at the same level as yours


It is the fear of rejection that makes them unpleasant. Because I can never really tell if the feelings are returned. There's always the uncertainty. That's why love sucks!

[kingdai]

I just hate strawberry. I never tried the others and I don't plan on it, anyways I'm single right now.

Hummers (the car you sick pervert)
My easily upset stomach
Taco Bell (refer to second unpleasent thing)
110 degree weather
Dental dam
Caffeine Free Coke
Liam Gallagher
Bad Religion after Stranger Than Fiction a.k.a. when punk music started to suck
Rich, annoying, know-it-all girls... and men for that matter
People who join this forum and bash Moz every fucking second as if this was a Smiths forum
My love for Euro-dance music (where did my mother go wrong?)
Boy Bands
Sigma Acoustic Guitars
The Fender P-bass I bought that never held a tune so I can't re-sell it!*

*Remember kids: Always test your instrument before you buy it. Never use Ebay.

What's dental dam?

[andy_fozzy]

The nausiating butterflies in your stomach that makes you suspect that you might be falling in love! :eek:


Fuck me.

That really is unpleasant.

[Sir Alec]

What's dental dam?

Google at your own discretion. Don't think I use it for dentistry.

[Pervomartovtsi]

the "Perreo chacalonero" if you got guts search it in youtube... I WONT BE RESPONSIBLE FER IT!

[no one in particular]

It is the fear of rejection that makes them unpleasant. Because I can never really tell if the feelings are returned. There's always the uncertainty.

yeah, this does feel dreadful when it happens. especially, when you start getting signs that the feelings are not being returned...then you just feel ill and despondent and try to figure out how to smother your emotions...
it is f'in unpleasant.....................................

[unruly boy]

Just a selection here, in no particular order.

.People who say "I don't read books"
.Souless Pretty Boys/posers.
.Attractive women who are bitches.
.Keane's music and some of their fans.
.Blur and their music.
.People who get offended by non-P.C. comedy
.Unfunny comedy.
.People who slag Morrissey without even understanding what he's about.
.Mike Joyce.
.People who have a negative image of philosophy (it's half my degree course)
.'Txt speak' outside of it's intended arena.
.Ben Thatcher, Lucas Neill, Kevin Muscat, facets of Harry Redknapp's personality, Frank Lampard jnr, Craig Bellamy, Luis Garcia.
.Millwall F.C.
.Tottenham Hotspur F.C.

[lnathan]

[QUOTE=unruly boy]
.People who have a negative image of philosophy (it's half my degree course)
QUOTE]

Oh yes I agree with that.

[lnathan]

yeah, this does feel dreadful when it happens. especially, when you start getting signs that the feelings are not being returned...then you just feel ill and despondent and try to figure out how to smother your emotions...
it is f'in unpleasant.....................................

Ugh...the feeling that another person has complete power over your emotions.

That's why it's better to be alone, so you don't risk going through all that.

[no one in particular]

^^ omg, yes, that is exactly right: power over your emotions... and then the obvious corollary is you have lost control over them... is there anyone out there who has a spell to make this sort of thing stop?!! :D

but to your second point: sometimes it happens when you least expect it and when you never had any intention of it happening in the first place... (ie, you weren't looking for love)

[kingdai]

Some very good suggestions on here but I disagree with strawberries big time!

A lad I lived with did philosophy for half of his degree course and personally I thought it was a disgrace that taxpayers funded grants for that bollocks, but that's just my opinion

[bear ass]

Posting personal information is against the site rules.

[bear ass]

Posting personal information about someone else is against the site rules.

[lnathan]

but to your second point: sometimes it happens when you least expect it and when you never had any intention of it happening in the first place... (ie, you weren't looking for love)

Well I am defenetely not looking, so...hope your right :D

[no one in particular]

^^ just watch your back! it can be insidious and sneaky... :p

[lnathan]

A lad I lived with did philosophy for half of his degree course and personally I thought it was a disgrace that taxpayers funded grants for that bollocks, but that's just my opinion

So do you think that for fx. ethics is a complete waist of time?

[lnathan]

^^ just watch your back! it can be insidious and sneaky... :p

Your making me paranoid! :p

[no one in particular]

^sorry to do that, but i mean it! really!

[wolve]

Did somebody already mention swallowing wind? So you have to fart a lot? It's really annoying! Especially when you're not at home, you can't let it go just like that. When you're somewhere else, you always have to go away (sneak out of course) from the place where you have let a fart, or else they're gonna suspect you!



:D sorry, too disgusting?

[andy_fozzy]

Did somebody already mention swallowing wind? So you have to fart a lot? It's really annoying! Especially when you're not at home, you can't let it go just like that. When you're somewhere else, you always have to go away (sneak out of course) from the place where you have let a fart, or else they're gonna suspect you!



:D sorry, too disgusting?


LLLLLOL Wolve!

Nice one.

If however, you are like me, needs must I'm afraid, and I will do it where ever I please!

SOOOO funny!!!

:D

[lnathan]

Did somebody already mention swallowing wind? So you have to fart a lot? It's really annoying! Especially when you're not at home, you can't let it go just like that. When you're somewhere else, you always have to go away (sneak out of course) from the place where you have let a fart, or else they're gonna suspect you!



:D sorry, too disgusting?

Oh yes I know that problem. And when you hold it in, the air start to circulate in your system making loud and weird noises. Very unpleasant! :D

[andy_fozzy]

It can be avoided.

LET IT OUT!!!!!!

Shit, it's only natural.

Even the Queen has to drop her handbag once in a while :)

[Denia]

Fart jokes.

As I grow older, they get funnier. lol



I have a problem, though. I can't burp. Whenever I feel a burp coming on and I open my mouth slightly to let it out, I end up making this loud Chubacca noise. My bodily gases always end up coming out the other end.

[Codreanu]

:eek: Moderator: I demand this thread be locked, NOW!

[no one in particular]

^^yeah, uh, cod.... i think you would have MUCH better luck just redirecting the course this has taken of late... i am sure you have some alternative things to add??

:)

[lnathan]

I have a problem, though. I can't burp. Whenever I feel a burp coming on and I open my mouth slightly to let it out, I end up making this loud Chubacca noise. My bodily gases always end up coming out the other end.

LOL!!!
That really does sound unpleasant:D

[WhyteGrrrl]

Okay, Ive seen everyone else's list...now here is mine.

1. root canals
2. politics
3. religious fanatics
4. jesse tobias
5. thong underwear
6. people who keep asking if morrissey is gay or not
7. depression
8. anxiety
9. living at poverty level
10. people lacking common sense
11. my neighbors
12. the navy
13. having to read the label on EVERYTHING because animal products are hidden in them
14.china
15. walmart
16. having to shop at walmart
17. people who smoke in my general direction
18. drunk people who cant hold thieir liquor
19. crowds
20. that sticky sticker they put on cds
21. car alarms
22. undisciplined kids
23. people who abuse animals and children
24. gas prices
25. central california
26. people who complain too much (oh wait...)
27. phone solicitors
28. people who are not accountable for themselves
29. being allergic to melon
30. celebrities getting paid more than teachers
31. PeOPle wHo tYpe Liek tHiS OmG
32. people who are rude
33. Hell for that matter..most people!
34. suntans
35. sweating
36. being put on hold
37. tampons
38. artificial sweetener
39. fake tits
40. computer viruses

Im sure I left a ton of stuff out, too.

[wolve]

31. PeOPle wHo tYpe Liek tHiS OmG


So true!



And as for the burping, I never ever have to burp. Isn't that strange? Well, I sometimes feel one coming but I can't let it out, so strange! And then you have people who can friggin' burp the whole alphabet!

[andy_fozzy]

Okay, Ive seen everyone else's list...now here is mine.



Im sure I left a ton of stuff out, too.


Nice one Jen, that is SOOOOOO
funny!!

:D

[Save Our Forum]

10 UNPLEASANT THINGS ABOUT FREEYOURSELF

1 Freeyourself has ruined the only Morrissey album I enjoyed listening to from beginning to finish, from the laid back sun-kissed sound of California on "America is not the World" to the high camp self-pity of "you know I couldn't last." "But how?" I hear you ask. By naming himself after the lyric towards the end of "All The Lazy Dykes" - that's how. Every time I get towards the end of one of my favourite songs on the album I hear those warm, loving words "free yourself, be yourself" and I see some hideous pile of lard covered in pubic hairs, reclining on a dirty floor surrounded by kylie records with "hot and "cum" emblazoned on his grotesque face, pulling some revolting "homoerotic" pout. It's a little like pre-emptive nausea when you're on the way to the hospital for chemotherapy. Even the *thought* of those words towards the end of the song makes me nauseated these days. I often reach for the track skip function as late as I can bear to, without risking having to hear those words.

2 Freeyourself has the personality of a vicious poisonous old queen, who spends all his time bitching and looking at porn.

3 Freeyourself is apparently dating a man "with form." I think you know what I mean.

4 Freeyourself is obese and smells like moth balls, yet he acts like he's some sexy young superstud. Yucky.

5 FYFS is into the "bear scene" - this means he likes to dress up like a gimp and meet other fat, ugly men for halitosis-ridden kisses, and fungal foot play.

6 Have you seen that pic of him on the floor with "hot and "cum" on his face? Hahahahaha

7 FYS is a vile racist who uses terms like "chink" and also happens to be a bit of a pervert. A disgusting combination, frankly. The contents of his typing probably reflect the contents of his mind. Not a pleasant thought.

8 FYS sits on his fat arse typing messages to himself and registering IDs on this forum for 20 hours a day. This probably means (i) he has a personality disorder or (ii) he is an insomniac with no life, friends, family or job or money.

9 FYS was reported to be "a bit pongy" after the earls court show - apparently after moshing, his bum started to smell a bit of damp, warm shit.

10 FYS is a fat cunt. Did I mention that?


Anyone still wondering why Morrissey detests this site, you might like to consider the fact that this filth has been left on the site for FIVE days and counting despite the fact there are supposedly 5 moderators on the off-topic forum.
We can only assume that David Tseng approves of such posts and has instructed his minions to leave them on display.

Please allow me to correct the many inaccuracies in the user "Jon"s latest post against Paul/freeyourself, for it is this "Jon" fellow, whose obsession with Paul grows more bitter with each passing second, who is responsible for the post and any others like it.
Makes you wonder why he isn't banned doesn't it?

1. Some scummy no-life merchant doctored an old pic of freeyourself and has posted it well over a hundred times on various parts of this cess-pit website.
You may have seen the original which was taken in 2002 and had freeyourself lying on the floor amongst his Morrissey CDs, mimicking the well-known pic of Morrissey lying on the floor amidst his Oscar Wilde collection.
The freeyourself version was posted on his forum profile a little over 2 years ago, before he knew that scum like "broken", who doctored the pic originally, existed on the internet.
The doctored pic has since been regurgitated with tedious regularity by a succession of tedious people, just as the tedious post I'm now responding to is re-posted, with mind numbing predictability, by the sorry coward presently active on the forums.

2. Freeyourself has a perfectly pleasant personality and endeavours to be polite and friendly towards those who approach him or otherwise engage him in conversation.
However he doesn't suffer fools gladly and, as we have seen, is prepared to do unto others as they do unto him.
To keep the nonsense off the site, he has asked his detractors many times to email him or meet him in real life to discuss their differences, but, of course, they never agree, preferring instead to continue their cowardly anonymous online attacks.

3. Freeyourself's other half is a delightful character who is liked and respected by everyone who knows him.

4. There are several pics of freeyourself here: http://www.myspace.com/free_your_self
Decide for yourself whether or not he is "obese".

5. Freeyourself is in a monogamous, long-term relationship. Everything else is just crap.

6. *Yawn*

7. After being subjected to the most disgraceful and vicious homophobic abuse on this site, on literally dozens of occasions, and being accused of being a "paedophile", among other vile and disgusting lies, freeyourself asked David Tseng many times, on the forums and via email, why he allowed posts of this kind to remain on display, with no attempt to remove them or censure those responsible. Freeyourself was ignored by David Tseng and the homophobic posts were increased and intensified.
After requesting many times that David Tseng take some responsibility for the contents of his site, and being met with silence or, worse still, lies made by David Tseng in replies to posts on the old forum to the effect that no emails from freeyourself had been recieved (even though freeyourself posted the emails AND David Tsengs curt responses to them), freeyourself decided that he would use equally hurtful language about David Tsengs ethnicity in order to make him feel a similar degree of embarrassment and humiliation, so that perhaps he would recognise how unpleasant it can be to be the victim of bigotry and prejudice.
Unfortunately, both Tseng himself, and a small number of bitter and jealous types on the site, used the fact that he had referred to Tseng as a "chink" as a stick to beat freeyourself with forevermore, and the mountains of homophobic filth and other abuse directed against freeyourself is long forgotten.
David Tseng has publically stated on this site several times that he doesn't care what is said about freeyourself and that his detractors have carte blanche to post whatever they wish.
David Tseng spends much of his time and energy making sure that freeyourself cannot post on this site, therefore every post that Tseng suspects was made by freeyourself is immediately deleted or marked down so that most site users don't see it.
The moderators have all been instructed to delete his posts (identified by his IP address), "uncleskinny" being the most enthusiastic participant in this, yet he has happily taken drinks bought for him by freeyourself in the past, while maintaining he isn't a moderator and hasn't deleted any of his posts.

8. 'broken' targetted freeyourself over two years ago, and kept up a determined and dedicated campaign against him which continues to this day. Using a dizzying array of aliases and hundreds of anonymous posts, this "person" has spent two years harrassing freeyourself on this site.
As freeyourself is a living, breathing individual, known to many who come here, who have met him or seen him around at gigs and other Morrissey related events, the lies told about him by "broken", and the one or two other so-called "trolls" who hate freeyourself, for reasons best known to themselves, have consequences in the real world for freeyourself, as people who have read and swallowed the crap posted about him pass it on, thereby damaging his reputation, whereas "broken" and the other "trolls" post anonymously and never have to face the consequences of their actions.
Who is/are the real freak/freaks?

9. FYS sat in the seats at Earls Court and wouldn't dream of "moshing".

10. FYS looks great, as his MySpace pics will testify.

[Save Our Forum]

It must of been unpleasant for Paul to invent such a pathetic excuse for forgetting to sign out before paying himself a compliment.

http://www.morrissey-solo.com/comments.pl?sid=20281&cid=175937

What a stupid fuck.

If I read one more "anonymous" from Paul about how "freeyourself looks like Moz!" I'm going to puke.

"Jon", I urge you to seek help at your earliest convenience, for you are quite clearly mentally deranged.

Seems that someone has responded to the same allegation you made on the main site:

Jon from the forum = Quentin
The guy posting shit about fys/paul IS Jon from the forum, who used to post as "Quentin". Do a search for more of his lying shit comments, like the one below where he states how he'd like to "cum" in morrissey's quiff. that was when he was saying he was gay. Now he says he's married, but the truth is that he is an unattractive, bitter, lonely nobody, who, as he approaches 40, finds the only outlet for his seething rage is an internet forum, where he posts lies and abuse at those he envies.

I wish To Cum all over his Quiff (Score:-1, Troll)
The dirty bastard. ;)
Quentin <cometsense2003@yahoo.com> -- Friday November 26 2004, @03:15PM (#140091)
(User #12258 Info)

He recently posted here that another site user has AIDS, which he had made up purely out of spite and malevolence, just as when he posted on the old discussion board earlier this year that Morrissey has AIDS. When he's not saying people have AIDS, he's busy spreading it around the net that they are pedophiles.
This is the kind of low life scum he is.
Remember, if "Jon" tries to provoke you on the forum, ignore him, as I will be doing in future, as that's the one thing that he can't stand.
Anonymous -- Sunday September 03 2006, @06:04AM (#234031)

Personally, I haven't seen any of Jon/Quentin's posts about Paul looking like Morrissey, although i did see this pic on Paul's MySpace profile. I like it.
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y257/hahahee/1123888516_l.jpg

[wolve]

Another unpleasant thing:
I was looking for some pictures of the singer Nico on google, and look what I found on page 2:

warning, if there are any children near you, watch out!


this is the site (http://www.modernpaul.com/nico/nico.html)

:(

[Pervomartovtsi]

ouh frankly unpleasant!!!

[no one in particular]

warning, if there are any children near you, watch out!
this is the site (http://www.modernpaul.com/nico/nico.html)

:(

wolve, i think WE needed a warning every bit as much as the children did!

[dazzak]

wolve, i think WE needed a warning every bit as much as the children did!
I wonder where his hand's just been in that last picture... One of two options, really.

[Codreanu]

loudness and extroversion

people who "dump" cats and dogs

popular culture

white or "country" gravy (yuck!)

soulseek users who a) do not share files or b) share user-list only

shaving (ouch!)

419 (Nigerian scam) emails in my inbox (special thanks to the nitwit who thought it was funny to post my email-address in the guestbooks of dodgy websites)

camcorders

sports (figure-skating is alright)

tequila

Alan Dershowitz AND Noam Chomsky

trendy lit-crit

clinical psychiatry/psychology

insects

aluminum cans

summer, sunlight, and high temperatures (anything above freezing really)

tattoos, "enhancements" :rolleyes: , and immodesty in dress

crowds

anarchy and nihilism

insomnia

the death of Steve Irwin (yeah, he was hyperactive and obnoxious, but I liked him dammit)

[Codreanu]

15. walmart
16. having to shop at walmart
Lol! My mother WILL NOT step foot inside of Wal-Mart and becomes distressed even over its mention. She thinks that it's too large, "chaotic", and full of churlish shoppers. :p Something I'm always teasing her about.

[Pervomartovtsi]

I dislike evil right wingers and champagne socialists

[wolve]

tequila

what are you, not human or so?

[WhyteGrrrl]

Lol! My mother WILL NOT step foot inside of Wal-Mart and becomes distressed even over its mention. She thinks that it's too large, "chaotic", and full of churlish shoppers. :p Something I'm always teasing her about.

Your mom is absolutely correct. However living at poverty level...its one of the few places we can afford stuff. Stupid walmart!

[WhyteGrrrl]

I dislike evil right wingers and champagne socialists

I like socialists, just not champagne ones!

[no one in particular]

poison ivy rash

i am highly allergic to that nasty plant and broken out with this rash so many times (very abundant in eastern U.S. and i work in my yard a lot). it looks just like this each time on my arms, legs, everywhere really. when this severe it usually takes a good three-four weeks to heal.

oh, and it itches so intensely! (but nowadays there are better OTC products to remove the poison ivy oils before they really set in and fester and the rash spreads...)

http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/hardin/md/pictures22/dermnet/contact_dermatitis_04rhus050504.jpg

well sorry for your eyes! :D

[Sir Alec]

ewwwwwwww...eeeewwwwwwwww...ewwwewewewewewewwwwwww wweeee... eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[no one in particular]

^^ yeah, i guess you won't be wanting to kiss me anymore thinking that my body might look like that right then!!!

[Busy Clippers]

Cod's Mom and Whytegrrrl are correct. I know I already posted my list, but let me big up the WalMart aversion. My particular triggers are:

1. The shelves are stacked so high that it's obvious something is gonna fall on somebody, so all civil behavior is abandoned and everyone runs around like Indiana Jones trying to get out of the temple of doom, and;

2. The people who stack clothing, drippy meat, live fish, fertilizer and frozen food all in the same cart and walk around with it for an hour.

Target is just as cheap, but at least it's clean.

[Sir Alec]

^^ yeah, i guess you won't be wanting to kiss me anymore thinking that my body might look like that right then!!!

I can make exceptions

[no one in particular]

^you are a very charming guy then

[Sir Alec]

^
You're just lucky I have a full body radiation suit to wear.

[no one in particular]

^ !LOL! with as badly as i can break out with it, you would certainly need that!

luckily, that rash NEVER invades my lips (or tongue) though

[Sir Alec]

^why am I suddenly aroused?

[Codreanu]

Cod's Mom and Whytegrrrl are correct. I know I already posted my list, but let me big up the WalMart aversion...
I tell my mom to be sure and say her prayers at night because Sam Walton and Co. have without doubt set up shop in Hell, and they are always looking for "greeters". :eek:

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6503/walmartgreeteroc7.jpg

[Busy Clippers]

I'm still laughing, Cod!! Where I live the WalMart greeters all look like they've just returned from Hell - maybe that's where they train them?!?! Halloween's coming. Wouldn't it be great for a haunted house to have a WalMart greeter shriveled zombie on the door?!?!?!?

[no one in particular]

Ugly New Houses:
http://www.leo.lehigh.edu/projects/sprawl.jpg

Atlanta Traffic:
http://alt.coxnewsweb.com/ajc/vizguide/images/traffic.jpg

[chica]

Speaking of housing... The view from my old flat:

http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g31/zvon-chica/P1010028.jpg

[WhyteGrrrl]

I tell my mom to be sure and say her prayers at night because Sam Walton and Co. have without doubt set up shop in Hell, and they are always looking for "greeters". :eek:

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6503/walmartgreeteroc7.jpg

Hahaha!

I have no doubt that this is true, of course!

[WhyteGrrrl]

I'm still laughing, Cod!! Where I live the WalMart greeters all look like they've just returned from Hell - maybe that's where they train them?!?! Halloween's coming. Wouldn't it be great for a haunted house to have a WalMart greeter shriveled zombie on the door?!?!?!?

That is BRILLIANT! Not only scary to kids, but adults as well!

[WhyteGrrrl]

Cod's Mom and Whytegrrrl are correct. I know I already posted my list, but let me big up the WalMart aversion. My particular triggers are:

1. The shelves are stacked so high that it's obvious something is gonna fall on somebody, so all civil behavior is abandoned and everyone runs around like Indiana Jones trying to get out of the temple of doom, and;

2. The people who stack clothing, drippy meat, live fish, fertilizer and frozen food all in the same cart and walk around with it for an hour.

Target is just as cheap, but at least it's clean.


Target is just all around more fantastic! I only wish they had a craft section!

[Codreanu]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JnOw2kZA00 :D

[Musings]

poison ivy rash

i am highly allergic to that nasty plant and broken out with this rash so many times (very abundant in eastern U.S. and i work in my yard a lot). it looks just like this each time on my arms, legs, everywhere really. when this severe it usually takes a good three-four weeks to heal.

oh, and it itches so intensely! (but nowadays there are better OTC products to remove the poison ivy oils before they really set in and fester and the rash spreads...)

http://www.lib.uiowa.edu/hardin/md/pictures22/dermnet/contact_dermatitis_04rhus050504.jpg

well sorry for your eyes! :D

Three things:

1 Long-sleeved shirts

2 Long pants

3 Gloves

Me thinks your problem would be solved! Just remember to wash them immediately after coming back inside the house...

[Musings]

I tell my mom to be sure and say her prayers at night because Sam Walton and Co. have without doubt set up shop in Hell, and they are always looking for "greeters". :eek:

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/6503/walmartgreeteroc7.jpg

Why are they always so surly, eh?

[lilybett]

Bono
Meat
Menstrual cramps
Vivisection
The C(o)untryside Alliance
Political apathy
Televised cricket :mad:
When people say "yourself" and "myself"
Private education
Leeds Utd supporters
Tabloid-peddled, dismissive attitudes towards the animal rights movement

[helmoz]

strange. why does wal-mart need greeters? i can do my shopping without some bloke covered in badges, thank you very much!
i agree with lilybett about the c(o)untryside alliance... killing foxes for fun... don't they have anything better to do?

[chica]

i agree with lilybett about the c(o)untryside alliance... killing foxes for fun... don't they have anything better to do?
Second that!
P.S. Bono must be more than annoying if he comes first on a list like that :p

[lilybett]

i agree with lilybett about the c(o)untryside alliance... killing foxes for fun... don't they have anything better to do?

Oh, don't be so silly! If you are anti-hunting you are OBVIOUSLY some Blairite townie with no understanding of the intricacies of rural economies/eco-systems/ways of life. OBVIOUSLY! :rolleyes: ;)

[WhyteGrrrl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JnOw2kZA00 :D

Hahahaha! Thanks Cod!

[sarahT]

Lillybett here's a short video you might like.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Boj-V3OmKIM

[lilybett]

Lillybett here's a short video you might like.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Boj-V3OmKIM

:D Hahahahahahaha! Why, yes, I enjoyed that immensely! Thank you. :D

[hatfull]

For Gods sake!!!! According to the MSN quiz I just did to win HMV vouchers, Russell Brand has a cat calles Morrisey. IF YOU USE A NAME LEARN TO SPELL IT!!!!!!!!!! And yes, I do know I'm sad for doing a MSN quiz.

[Server NTLI]

Janice, Did you write that whole list of 100 items. Fair play if you did, must have taken ages, I am trying to summise from your list the type of person you are.

You sport the pale and interesting look, you are obsessive to the extreme about your music (including people even touching the physical format your music is printed on) You suffer from a few spots, OMG OMG LOL, not a bad thing though! You are a medium to heavy smoker with a dislike of creepy middle aged men and HOW DARE the scottish music community dispose of you in such a way madam! You could not get enough of a student/graduate loan to support your lifestyle so had to sign on, the people in the job centre were unkind towards you. You have a disregard for just about every political party in the country, and cannot afford to pay your gas and eleccy bills. You are young looking and slighlty plump, whilst being quite demanding in retail outlets when you can't always get the perfect size of cloths.




I am only being silly here, but thats what it reads like. :)

I must try and break my record for riling people. Here goes:

1) Unclean public toilets
2) Stupid people
3) Political correctness
4) All animal cruelty, including meat-eating
5) People who dislike rats
6) Philistines
7) Orange people
8) Paris Hilton
9) Britney Spears
10) People who touch CDs underneath
11) People who scratch vinyl
12) Overly patriotic American films, like Air Force One
13) Overly zealous administrators
14) The Arctic Monkeys Internet Forum
15) Pretension
16) Dishonesty
17) Jonathan Ross
18) Ignorance
19) Small-mindedness
20) Misogyny
21) Avril Lavigne
22) Jennifer Lopez/Beyonce/Any woman who wears fur
23) Conservatives
24) Liberals
25) Capitalists
26) Communists
27) Racial discrimination
28) Gender discrimination
29) Oppression
30) Acne
31) People who write in annoying Internet slang; OMG, LOL, etc
32) 'Talent' Competitions
33) Tom Meighan
34) Fiona Phillips
35) Pornography, in any form
36) David and Victoria Beckham
37) Elton John
38) The Smoking Ban
39) Jack McConnell
40) The Student Awards Agency For Scotland
41) The Student Loans Company
42) Job Centres
43) Job Centre Staff
44) New Deal
45) Irvine Welsh
46) Tony Blair
47) George W Bush
48) Most Of The Journalists from NME
49) Mike Joyce
50) John Prescott
51) In fact, the entire Labour Party
52) 'Lad's Mags' such as FHM, Nuts etc
53) Plastic Surgery Programmes
54) Falkirk Council
55) The NHS
56) The Law
57) Police Officers
58) High Court Judges
59) Most modern poets
60) Faber and Faber
61) Bloodaxe books
62) Carcanet Books
63) Ted Hughes
64) Insolent children
65) Insolent parents
66) Debt Collectors
67) Uniforms
68) Managers
69) Royalty
70) Alcopops
71) ALL organised religion
72) Bombs
73) Television Licences
74) Scottish Gas
75) Scottish Power
76) Anyone who cuts down a tree
77) Persimmon Homes
78) Rude shop staff
79) Bay Trading Co
80) USC
81) People who ask for ID in pubs
82) Preachy Non-smokers
83) First Travel
84) Scotrail
85) Courtesy Calls
86) Call Centres
87) Telewest Communications
88) Spam Mail
89) Amazon
90) Edinburgh Metal Scene
91) Jurgen Habermaas
92) Napier University
93) Bo'ness Academy
94) Primary School Teachers
95) The Curriculum
96) Tracksuits
97) Nietzche
98) Bret Easton Ellis
99) Football
100) Any football matches shown on television.

This list is by no means exhaustive.

[Pervomartovtsi]

I kind of just HATE to death ignorant people

[lilybett]

I must try and break my record for riling people. Here goes:

1) Unclean public toilets
2) Stupid people
3) Political correctness
4) All animal cruelty, including meat-eating
5) People who dislike rats
6) Philistines
7) Orange people
8) Paris Hilton
9) Britney Spears
10) People who touch CDs underneath
11) People who scratch vinyl
12) Overly patriotic American films, like Air Force One
13) Overly zealous administrators
14) The Arctic Monkeys Internet Forum
15) Pretension
16) Dishonesty
17) Jonathan Ross
18) Ignorance
19) Small-mindedness
20) Misogyny
21) Avril Lavigne
22) Jennifer Lopez/Beyonce/Any woman who wears fur
23) Conservatives
24) Liberals
25) Capitalists
26) Communists
27) Racial discrimination
28) Gender discrimination
29) Oppression
30) Acne
31) People who write in annoying Internet slang; OMG, LOL, etc
32) 'Talent' Competitions
33) Tom Meighan
34) Fiona Phillips
35) Pornography, in any form
36) David and Victoria Beckham
37) Elton John
38) The Smoking Ban
39) Jack McConnell
40) The Student Awards Agency For Scotland
41) The Student Loans Company
42) Job Centres
43) Job Centre Staff
44) New Deal
45) Irvine Welsh
46) Tony Blair
47) George W Bush
48) Most Of The Journalists from NME
49) Mike Joyce
50) John Prescott
51) In fact, the entire Labour Party
52) 'Lad's Mags' such as FHM, Nuts etc
53) Plastic Surgery Programmes
54) Falkirk Council
55) The NHS
56) The Law
57) Police Officers
58) High Court Judges
59) Most modern poets
60) Faber and Faber
61) Bloodaxe books
62) Carcanet Books
63) Ted Hughes
64) Insolent children
65) Insolent parents
66) Debt Collectors
67) Uniforms
68) Managers
69) Royalty
70) Alcopops
71) ALL organised religion
72) Bombs
73) Television Licences
74) Scottish Gas
75) Scottish Power
76) Anyone who cuts down a tree
77) Persimmon Homes
78) Rude shop staff
79) Bay Trading Co
80) USC
81) People who ask for ID in pubs
82) Preachy Non-smokers
83) First Travel
84) Scotrail
85) Courtesy Calls
86) Call Centres
87) Telewest Communications
88) Spam Mail
89) Amazon
90) Edinburgh Metal Scene
91) Jurgen Habermaas
92) Napier University
93) Bo'ness Academy
94) Primary School Teachers
95) The Curriculum
96) Tracksuits
97) Nietzche
98) Bret Easton Ellis
99) Football
100) Any football matches shown on television.

This list is by no means exhaustive.

Marry Me

[Busy Clippers]

Ok, I think I've identified something that I find even more unpleasant than WalMart greeters or french manicured toenails...

the smell of public bathrooms, especially when they've got that sickly sweet cherry scented urinal deoderizer stench mingled with the human smell. yeah, that's pretty bad.

[wolve]

^yeah, so true! I have a fear as well for public bathrooms....


To add: I just cannot like the boys at my school (maybe a few). Stupid machos.

[starry night]

#35, wow... a person actually admits that in public.
I'm amazed b/c I thought EVERYONE liked that stuff and if you didn't you were a prude who needed to loosen up.

I applaud your list!

[Pervomartovtsi]

splinter in the foot is very unpleasant

[wolve]

Splinter in any body part is rather unpleasant as well

[wolve]

Mosquitos !!!!

[the more you explore me!]

[QUOTE=starry night;361306]#35, wow... a person actually admits that in public.
I'm amazed b/c I thought EVERYONE liked that stuff and if you didn't you were a prude who needed to loosen up.


no this person shouldn't be classed as a prude or anything, the porn industry chews up and splits out thousands of women; exploits them, uses them and just leaves empty shells of people! it isn't very "nice" why it has become slighlty trendy over the past couple of years is very strange to me! porn is a total misinterpretation of what sex is when between two people, is doesn't teach the act of love making but the male's empowerment of a women who is seen as a victim.

[WhyteGrrrl]

[QUOTE=starry night;361306]#35, wow... a person actually admits that in public.
I'm amazed b/c I thought EVERYONE liked that stuff and if you didn't you were a prude who needed to loosen up.


no this person shouldn't be classed as a prude or anything, the porn industry chews up and splits out thousands of women; exploits them, uses them and just leaves empty shells of people! it isn't very "nice" why it has become slighlty trendy over the past couple of years is very strange to me! porn is a total misinterpretation of what sex is when between two people, is doesn't teach the act of love making but the male's empowerment of a women who is seen as a victim.

I agree that porn can 'chew and spit you out' but it's not forced on people. The people in porn are there of their own free will. Jenna Jameson owns her empire and everything she sells she profits from, so i guess she would be exploiting herself?

Im not for or against porn, btw. I guess I sort of straddle the 'porn fence'

[Uncleskinny]

[QUOTE=the more you explore me!;361896]

I agree that porn can 'chew and spit you out' but it's not forced on people. The people in porn are there of their own free will. Jenna Jameson owns her empire and everything she sells she profits from, so i guess she would be exploiting herself?

Im not for or against porn, btw. I guess I sort of straddle the 'porn fence'

I spend a lot of time travelling, in airports, hotels etc, and you do get to see the difference between the 'adult' channels around the world. I think, personally that porn can be poisonous. It turns the actual, and real love-making into a 'banging one out' drug, and, whilst I've been there and done that, it's no substitute for sex with the person you love. Having said that, I do believe porn has its place, as a safety release valve for those who would otherwise commit offences. Sex in itself is great. Sex with someone you love is immeasurably better.

My two cents.

Peter

[Server NTLI]

[QUOTE=WhyteGrrrl;361928]

I spend a lot of time travelling, in airports, hotels etc, and you do get to see the difference between the 'adult' channels around the world. I think, personally that porn can be poisonous. It turns the actual, and real love-making into a 'banging one out' drug, and, whilst I've been there and done that, it's no substitute for sex with the person you love. Having said that, I do believe porn has its place, as a safety release valve for those who would otherwise commit offences. Sex in itself is great. Sex with someone you love is immeasurably better.

My two cents.

Peter

Hold on a minute.... You travel round the world and you make mental notes of the various nuances between the adult channels! Well they don't show those channels in airports, only in hotels, and only if you actively tune into them (usually having to pay) you filthy pig! (joke-ish)

You have been there and done what? banged one out in an addicted sex crazed frenzy over some mags? wtf! lol. Your next point is unreal! you think that people who buy/view porn would otherwise commit sexual offences/rape to others if porn was not available to view/purchase? - like as if the 100's of thousands of people that buy jazz mags at petrol stations are rapists! you are twisted!

To be honest you sound like a bit of a sex-pest to me in the guise of mary Whitehouse! And to actually even compare viewing porn to having sex with the person you love is a disgrace, as the 2 things/acts are not even mentioned in the same breath to most normal people!

[WhyteGrrrl]

[QUOTE=WhyteGrrrl;361928]

I spend a lot of time travelling, in airports, hotels etc, and you do get to see the difference between the 'adult' channels around the world. I think, personally that porn can be poisonous. It turns the actual, and real love-making into a 'banging one out' drug, and, whilst I've been there and done that, it's no substitute for sex with the person you love. Having said that, I do believe porn has its place, as a safety release valve for those who would otherwise commit offences. Sex in itself is great. Sex with someone you love is immeasurably better.

My two cents.

Peter


Now that was perfectly well said.

[Denia]

A new trend in my "hipster" neighbourhood of Williamsburg: MEN WEARING JAZZ SHOES!

eewww

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/8258/jtmgraylgraytngp5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[the more you explore me!]

. I guess I sort of straddle the 'porn fence'[/QUOTE]

In the early 1990s, after going through some tough times, Jenna became addicted to methamphetamine thanks to her ex-boyfriend known as Jack. He soon left her alone in their Vegas apartment. Jenna, with all her might called a friend of Jack who took her to the airport and sent her home to her father and brother who were then living in California. Six months later, Jenna recovered from her addiction and was ready to leave, this time she moved to Los Angeles.

Jenna tells of multiple rapes, drug addictions, an unhappy first marriage, and numerous affairs with men and women

ClubJenna... On June 22, 2006, Playboy Enterprises announced the acquisition of the company.

Traci Lords: Underneath It All
*
"The massive amount of media attention I got needled me on a daily basis and I was so vulnerable to the cruel titles with which seemingly intelligent reporters crowned me. I was called a porn queen, a naughty Lolita, the princess of pornography. Hypocrisy runs deep in our society, so it's no surprise that the same news channels that reported on the teenage runaway victim Traci Lords now followed that story with nearly nude images from my porn films. The media frenzy drove the price of the now illegal tapes up, and while those in the porn industry complained bitterly that I had cost them a fortune, in reality they became richer than ever. Thanks to the news coverage they were given a free advertising campaign and I was further exploited, left to gather the broken pieces of my life. It was hard not to be bitter".


Linda Lovelace: linda susan boreman
In 1986, Boreman published Out of Bondage, another memoir focusing on her life after 1974. She testified before the 1986 Attorney General's Commission on Pornography in New York City, stating that “When you see the movie Deep Throat, you are watching me being raped. It is a crime that movie is still showing; there was a gun to my head the entire time.” Following Boreman's testimony for the Meese Commission, Boreman gave lectures on college campuses and elsewhere, decrying what she described as callous and exploitative practices of the pornography industry.
Boreman claimed in her 1980 autobiography Ordeal that the couple's relationship was plagued by violence, rape, forced prostitution and private pornography.

other quotes......

"Everyone who works in the sex industry goes into it for a number of reasons. Tho' everyone here has voiced their opinions very objectively it's hard to make judgements,assumptions or evn understand unless you have strapped on our big ass heels and walked or posed in them for a few hours. Girls do this for so many reasons (and yes some are forced) and under so many conditions it's hard to make an acurate assessment of this huge multifaceted billion dollar industry.
Working on the web as a chat girl and pornstar is a job like any other to me. Though of all things I did it was by far the worst...You are paid the least ($100-250 for web pics and "straight sex")and are expected to do the most. It's easy to get caught up in the chatting and worship from fans. But really there is a limit to how much you can take and what you are willing to do, people are alwyas trying to push you to do more go further. You can create a whole new identity for yourself, tailor made to show what you want and become the object of men and women's fantasies...At a certain point it will get to you like it did with me and other girls whom I worked with. When you do a shoot it is so unsexy! You are surrounded by lights and people telling you to turn this way and that, lift this suck this in etc, etc. Photo shoots take at the very least 1 hour and a half (make-up etc not inc) and those silly strained sex scenes we have all seen all over the web that last 10-15 min are really 2 hours+ to shoot... In some cases you have some "control" but in most you are spoken of as an object that isn't really there. didn't want to tell people what I was doing because of the stigma associated to the job. The second guessing myself (physically and mentally) and reality of being on the internet made me stop.
At a certain point you have to make the decision; "go with the flow" and get caught up in the lifestyle (not good)and possibly make alot of money, seperate yourself from it (compartmentalize) and keep going...or leave and cut off all ties."

The sex industry is full of hypocrisy; for every good aspect there is double that in bad (sorry if that made no sense). People are always trying to take advantage of you someway or another and not everything is as simple as it seems! Working on the internet as a chatgirl/pornstar was the epitome of that for me- I only did webwork nothing to paper/video- You would go to a "shoot" and magically there is now another girl or 2 guys, when initally you were told it would be just you. This happens alot and I would see it as well with the other girls...You wonder if you misheard or if they just conveniently stuck that in? It happened to me twice, then I started to say something back or refuse to work until they paid me for more than just a "photo shoot". After 6mths I had enough and moved onto something else. It's funny to me in some respects that the suicidegirls are celebrated for their tattoos and piercings ("uniqueness") when 4 years ago we had to go to great lengths to cover ours and put on makeup to be a fantasy of the "norm"! Go figure...I also did the first of the "Naked News" (I didn't know what it would later become!)and won an award for some shoot I did for an online mag as a goddess...Picture being in class and getting a message on your phone about some web award and can you go looking sexy to sign autographs..."No I cannot, I have a paper to write and you people suck! Stop calling me!"

I was lucky in respect that I chose to do what I wanted. When I didn't like something or felt I was losing control of my situation I left or stopped it (...may sound simple but it wasn't always). There were so many girls I knew who felt they had to do whatever was put infront of them... You have to be in command of your body AND your mind. Because someone says its sexy or hot just means they will be making more money off you!

these are real quotes......It's a horrible industry.

sit on the fence... because a man put you there.

[wolve]

Having a cold in this time of the year. :( (to elaborate: it's really nice weather here!)

Anyone got some handy tips for the sick people?

[drunken goldfish]

Having a cold in this time of the year. :( (to elaborate: it's really nice weather here!)

Anyone got some handy tips for the sick people?

I have a cold too, even though it's 30 degrees out! Annoying, isn't it? As for tips, us Jews always recommend chicken soup for a cold (maybe you do that in Belgium as well? ;) ). And keep tissues in every room of the house, so you don't have to start looking for it :) .

[wolve]

I began wearing tissues around my neck, because I have to use them so frequently! And my eyes are "watery" too! Yes, something warm would surely help.

[chica]

Scented candles without scent! I seem to have just bought one :rolleyes:

[Lor]

^^My sympathies...

Scented candles that smell good in the shop and then when you burn them they smell awful.

[the more you explore me!]

http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k238/morrisseysolo/bobcarlosclarke.jpg

[Sir Alec]

Fleas, bedbugs, or mites... or whatever the fuck has turned my entire upper body red and itchy with bumps.

Then again, it is an excuse to go topless for a few days straight... even if I do look like a burn victim.

[hatfull]

I just found a bite, so i think the cat has visitors. Great!

[The Cat's Mother]

Same here. Had to put the flea-drops on Fallout yesterday. Wonder if she caught them off the hedgehog.

[the more you explore me!]

washing up:(

[Busy Clippers]

unpacking b/c don't have to go on work trip after all :) :) :)

(infestation of tiny ants under stove in case anyone is interested)

[hatfull]

Same here. Had to put the flea-drops on Fallout yesterday. Wonder if she caught them off the hedgehog.

I don't have a clue where Lulu got them from, she's probably been rubbing up to something manky
washing up:(

YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Cat's Mother]

I don't have a clue where Lulu got them from, she's probably been rubbing up to something manky



Has Lulu been frolicking with Wally the Baboon?

[hatfull]

Has Lulu been frolicking with Wally the Baboon?

She frolicks with most things, so I wouldn't be surprised!

[the more you explore me!]

She frolicks with most things, so I wouldn't be surprised!

i would think that lulu frolicking would be in the pleasant thread if she could type. meow.

[hatfull]

For her maybe!

[chica]

When you forget that you put the kettle on :(

[wolve]

Warm water for a footbath?

[chica]

Wishful thinking?...

[wolve]

Could be :p

(again, sorry)

[chica]

I decide to take it as a compliment :rolleyes:

[bikubesong]

I've just got back my English exam.. It was truly unpleasant:p (Kant understend hwy)

[Poco Innocente]

sorry to band on about it...

but, BMW drivers!

[hatfull]

Tooth ache. The XBox 360 (who designed it? I WANT A WORD!!!!!!!!)

[chica]

Why can't I see my hometown from Google Earth? So what if I'm a country girl! :(

[chica]

How bored can you be... :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

How bored can you be... :D

what?

[chica]

Hahahahhahhhhhaaahahhfshgrioe rb;le5357oim[,09,

[Puddle]

Chica, is that a picture of you on your avatar?

[chica]

Puddle, you don't want to talk with me :D

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

Chica, is that a picture of you on your avatar?

im told its her gf
you know, like on that 'greek isle'

[no one in particular]

chica, watch out - he may have his designs on you next
(puddle that is)

[chica]

Don't worry, I have protection :cool:

[Oh my god, it's Robby!]

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y86/gulrober/funny/bang-you.jpg

[no one in particular]

Don't worry, I have protection :cool:

really? what sort?

[chica]

Robby got it right :cool:

[Puddle]

Puddle, you don't want to talk with me :D

I don't understand?

[Busy Clippers]

Imagine needing this:

http://www.stevegjones.com/bigcds/CD2006_2--11-L.jpg

[nugz]

I'm afraid it gets much worse, by EXACTLY fifty percent. Ah, the dyspepsia of natural mathematical sequence...

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/5969/durstre9.jpg

I'll hold the barf-bag for you (aren't I a gentleman?). :p

oh the horror!! :eek:

i remember seeing that picture of him wearing that shirt a while back, a couple years ago maybe. god, i hate him :mad:

[mauve21]

Rude people
Cold feet
Cockroaches and large spiders
jellyfish at the beach
European wasps
People you're not interested in being interested in you
Being put on hold on the telephone
Paying bills
dirty clothes
bad manners
People who stare
The sound of polystyrene when it's scratched
Starchy clothing
Shaving underarms