Walking down the path to my house, I bent over to touch the snow. I wished I hadn't, because although I inhaled the clean air and realized how precious my life is, my hand was now wet and cold. Then I heard children in the woods (as my hand began to slowly dry).

> Walking down the path to my house, I bent over to touch the
> snow. I wished I hadn't, because although I inhaled the clean
> air and realized how precious my life is, my hand was now wet
> and cold. Then I heard children in the woods (as my hand began
> to slowly dry).

IS THIS A NORMAL MORRISSEY FAN? AS AN ITV RESEARCHER, I CAME HERE TO GATHER MATERIAL FOR A SHORT PIECE ABOUT MORRISSEY FOR THE TV PROGRAMME "AFTER THEY WERE FAMOUS". THIS IS THE FIRST MESSAGE I HAVE LOOKED AT.

IT IS PRETENTIOUS, TWEE AND PATHETIC. I THINK I'VE HIT THE JACKPOT! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT OTHER FREAKS MIGHT BE HERE...

> IS THIS A NORMAL MORRISSEY FAN? AS AN ITV RESEARCHER, I CAME
> HERE TO GATHER MATERIAL FOR A SHORT PIECE ABOUT MORRISSEY FOR
> THE TV PROGRAMME "AFTER THEY WERE FAMOUS". THIS IS THE
> FIRST MESSAGE I HAVE LOOKED AT.

> IT IS PRETENTIOUS, TWEE AND PATHETIC. I THINK I'VE HIT THE
> JACKPOT! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT OTHER FREAKS MIGHT BE HERE...

You are as much an ITV researcher as I am a cosmetic surgent.....

> You are as much an ITV researcher as I am a cosmetic
> surgent.....

No he is. They all ignore how to turn off the CAPS key. It's their trademark.

And ... they are hilarious.

I think he should do an article on ME! ME! ME! Before I become famous. That would be something.

Hey dicknose why dont you pick me...

Why are you wasting your time on has beens why not pick a gonna be ;0)

Come round my house and i will take you to the cleaners you prick.

Why dont you do a show on your idols sting and elton john??

> IS THIS A NORMAL MORRISSEY FAN? AS AN ITV RESEARCHER, I CAME
> HERE TO GATHER MATERIAL FOR A SHORT PIECE ABOUT MORRISSEY FOR
> THE TV PROGRAMME "AFTER THEY WERE FAMOUS". THIS IS THE
> FIRST MESSAGE I HAVE LOOKED AT.

> IT IS PRETENTIOUS, TWEE AND PATHETIC. I THINK I'VE HIT THE
> JACKPOT! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT OTHER FREAKS MIGHT BE HERE...

> IS THIS A NORMAL MORRISSEY FAN? AS AN ITV RESEARCHER, I CAME
> HERE TO GATHER MATERIAL FOR A SHORT PIECE ABOUT MORRISSEY FOR
> THE TV PROGRAMME "AFTER THEY WERE FAMOUS". THIS IS THE
> FIRST MESSAGE I HAVE LOOKED AT.

> IT IS PRETENTIOUS, TWEE AND PATHETIC. I THINK I'VE HIT THE
> JACKPOT! I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT OTHER FREAKS MIGHT BE HERE...

I'm sorry, but is that not how all artists become famous? just by writing down their thoughts and their feelings? "twee and pathetic" as you might think, it's how the world goes 'round. shouldnt an ITV researcher know that? and hey Mimi, can i make an appointment for a nosejob this weekend hehe