smiths night in tenerife bar

[punchdrunkGB]

YES!!!YES!!! I AM BACK

I had the pleasure of finding a bar in tenerife(canary islandS) that didnt play @#!!!e music and that wasnt full of street urchins that played the smiths most of the night.

OOOOhh what a night

There was only 7 of us in the bar which was the only problem

Hello everyone

WELL DID YOU MISS ME?????

[Little Miss Curious]

Are you a holiday rep? You do seem to go abroad often.

LMC x

> YES!!!YES!!! I AM BACK

> I had the pleasure of finding a bar in tenerife(canary islandS)
> that didnt play @#!!! e music and that wasnt full of street
> urchins that played the smiths most of the night.

> OOOOhh what a night

> There was only 7 of us in the bar which was the only problem

> Hello everyone

> WELL DID YOU MISS ME?????

[IVANOVICH]

> YES!!!YES!!! I AM BACK

> I had the pleasure of finding a bar in tenerife(canary islandS)
> that didnt play @#!!! e music and that wasnt full of street
> urchins that played the smiths most of the night.

> OOOOhh what a night

> There was only 7 of us in the bar which was the only problem

PUNCHDRUNK, YOU SOUND LIKE EXACTLY THE TYPE OF PERSON I AM LOOKING FOR. I CAN SEE AN IDEA FOR AN ENTIRE PROGRAMME, EVEN A SERIES, FORMING HERE. ABOUT FANS, AND THEIR "CHARMING" AND "TOUCHING" DEVOTION TO THEIR HAS-BEEN IDOLS.

I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO INTERVIEW YOU, PUNCHDRUNK. DID YOU REALLY GO ALL THE WAY TO TENERIFE, ONLY TO FORSAKE ALL THE FUN ON OFFER THERE FOR A SEAT IN A BAR PLAYING SMITHS SONGS? WHY BOTHER? HA! FANTASTIC! AND ONLY SEVEN PEOPLE THERE? NO! GREAT STUFF!

[Punch-drunkGB]

yeah i like it,IT SOUNDS GREAT really like kinda groovey yeah mate lets do lunch soon mate.

Ring my girl trish in reception 0121 ??? ???? and sort a meeting out you @#!!!ing dull cockhead.

I would rather sit and drink a pint of rats piss with paul daniels and his lovely wife.

@#!!! OFF YOU BIGNOSED @#!!!FACE.

clean you teeth with glue instead of toothpaste knobhead

> PUNCHDRUNK, YOU SOUND LIKE EXACTLY THE TYPE OF PERSON I AM
> LOOKING FOR. I CAN SEE AN IDEA FOR AN ENTIRE PROGRAMME, EVEN A
> SERIES, FORMING HERE. ABOUT FANS, AND THEIR "CHARMING"
> AND "TOUCHING" DEVOTION TO THEIR HAS-BEEN IDOLS.

> I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO INTERVIEW YOU, PUNCHDRUNK. DID YOU REALLY
> GO ALL THE WAY TO TENERIFE, ONLY TO FORSAKE ALL THE FUN ON OFFER
> THERE FOR A SEAT IN A BAR PLAYING SMITHS SONGS? WHY BOTHER? HA!
> FANTASTIC! AND ONLY SEVEN PEOPLE THERE? NO! GREAT STUFF!

[punchdrunkGB]

NO i am not a holiday rep he he he that made me chuckle can you imagine me dressed in 70s elvis suit (have you seen my picture?)getting harrassed by the horrible mid 50s couple from skelmersdale and the group of 15 strong cheeky charlie oohh so loud but funny cockneys ;0)

I just like to travel as much as i can i get bored of saturday nites in drunk tanks in birmingham or going to clubs with @#!!!e music etc etc so i would rather spend my time going decent places with my friends or family and have a laugh

LIFE IS NOT A REHEARSAL!!!

I am off to iceland in may me finks and will have a few weekends in ireland and a cheeky week in greece in the summer and its then australia next xmas and new year,unless the gal of my dreams and slaps me into shape.

Hope you had a nice xmas and new year how is fairy man??? > Are you a holiday rep? You do seem to go abroad often.

> LMC x

[Pauline's palindrome]

> LIFE IS NOT A REHEARSAL!!!

Right.
It's an ENCORE after a boring show.

And the venue is dodgy. And the public is drunk.

Christ, where are my slippers?