I still havent had sex since................er.........er..........erm hold on...... erm..........?

[TeddyMorrissey]

Dear Viewers

Can enyone please tell me when the last time was I had sex? This seems to have slipped my mind, if not post-modernist history.
Who the hell is in possession of my love-life, and what is the ransom demand?

TeddyMorrissey.

[suzanne]

> Dear Viewers

> Can enyone please tell me when the last time was I had sex? This
> seems to have slipped my mind, if not post-modernist history.
> Who the hell is in possession of my love-life, and what is the
> ransom demand?

what sort of sex are we talking about?

The sort of sex you wouldn't be afraid to tell your mother about?

"Hi, Mom, we've been happily married for 5 years and are pregnant. I'm supposing you can guess how it happened."

or the other kind:

"I think I should get this burning sensation checked out."

> TeddyMorrissey.