Its Happening this Monday folks, an e-mail fanzine will be sent to all who leave an e-mail address below.

"A Chance To Shite" Is Launching This Monday.

Format will be stand alone PowerPoint based for initial issue, before becoming a web-based magazine that will allow for some some interaction.

All New Illustrated Scoops combined with music will the fun never stop, with of course the usual bad punctuation, spelling and grammar.

Leave your e-mail below if you want one - Three New Scoops

> Its Happening this Monday folks, an e-mail fanzine will be sent to all who
> leave an e-mail address below.

> "A Chance To Shite" Is Launching This Monday.

> Format will be stand alone PowerPoint based for initial issue, before
> becoming a web-based magazine that will allow for some some interaction.

> All New Illustrated Scoops combined with music will the fun never stop,
> with of course the usual bad punctuation, spelling and grammar.

> Leave your e-mail below if you want one - Three New Scoops

yes yes. what is powerPoint though, i probably won't be able to view it.

morrissey@blueyonder.co.uk

cheers!

> Its Happening this Monday folks, an e-mail fanzine will be sent to all who
> leave an e-mail address below.

> "A Chance To Shite" Is Launching This Monday.

> Format will be stand alone PowerPoint based for initial issue, before
> becoming a web-based magazine that will allow for some some interaction.

> All New Illustrated Scoops combined with music will the fun never stop,
> with of course the usual bad punctuation, spelling and grammar.

> Leave your e-mail below if you want one - Three New Scoops

me too

I think I was the first of the gang, check watches eh?

> I think I was the first of the gang, check watches eh?

yes you were, here's your medal dear .

you will all get one, F.a.o G.U. Power Point is the format but it will be saved to allow everyone to view it on their PC so you will be fine! Its the easiest way to combine text and graphicst - hats why I chose it!

Thanks

Reg

> yes you were, here's your medal dear .

L, you and me are part of the production team. He's got nowt to do with it, don't pander to his whims.

This reminds me of a childhood story. Here it is.

One day as the Little Red Hen was scratching in a field, she found a grain of wheat.

"This wheat should be planted," she said. "Who will plant this grain of wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.

"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

Soon the wheat grew to be tall and yellow.

"The wheat is ripe," said the Little Red Hen. "Who will cut the wheat?"
"Not I," said the Duck.

"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

When the wheat was cut, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will thresh the wheat?"

"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

When the wheat was threshed, the Little Red Hen said, "Who will take this wheat to the mill?"

"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

She took the wheat to the mill and had it ground into flour. Then she said, "Who will make this flour into bread?"

"Not I," said the Duck.
"Not I," said the Cat.

"Not I," said the Dog.

"Then I will," said the Little Red Hen. And she did.

She made and baked the bread. Then she said, "Who will eat this bread?"

"Oh! I will," said the Duck.
"And I will," said the Cat.

"And I will," said the Dog.

"No, No!" said the Little Red Hen. "I will do that." And she did.

Well I never did -contray to rumour!

Reg.

> L, you and me are part of the production team. He's got nowt to do with

yep i get you ,we were the first of the gang to say carry on reg.

First up best dressed eh Grim Well done!!!

even if it only goes to half a dozen people, if they find it faintly amusing it will be worthwhile.

Thanks L

Reg.

> First up best dressed eh Grim Well done!!!

thank ye kind sir, if that's not a slur you are a sir eh for sure?
I've got a xerox of a tatty tram ticket that is of a journey in the manchester area & I think Morrissey once saw a tram, possibe not the same one but well who knows, but I bet it's got a story to tell?

Whats that Grim? Morrisseys mother was arrested on a Tram for trying to use a photocopied ticket! I need to investigate!

Yes, please, me please, thank you and goodnight: andy_ecstasy@hotmail.com

The cheque is in the post.

Take my name of the mailing list immediately or I shall sew and shut this shite down.

Yes please Reg

Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Twinks...

Yes there one for everyone.

Reg

> Its Happening this Monday folks, an e-mail fanzine will be sent to all who
> leave an e-mail address below.

> "A Chance To Shite" Is Launching This Monday.

> Format will be stand alone PowerPoint based for initial issue, before
> becoming a web-based magazine that will allow for some some interaction.

> All New Illustrated Scoops combined with music will the fun never stop,
> with of course the usual bad punctuation, spelling and grammar.

> Leave your e-mail below if you want one - Three New Scoops

Yes Please.

One lump or two?

I have to go for a cuppa now- I'm gaspin'

> One lump or two?

Two please.

iamthequarry@yahoo.com
Thanks, good luck

please include me!

djadshead@tiscali.co.uk

Thanks

grahamohanlon@hotmail.com

geessss a copy please!

yes sir. onemillionkisses@hotmail.com

yes please add me too...
ta muchly