Is it true that Morrissey Loves the programs "Friends"??

I find this so strange i have only been a fan of Morrissey for a while and i keep finding out i have a lot in common with him.Im sure the rest of you do to. So does anyone know if there is any truth to him loving friends?

I wonder what he thinks of Buffy The Vampire Slayer?haha Moz watching that, now thats funny.

It's true. But did you also know that Morrissey enjoys watching the George Lopez Show??

> Is it true that Morrissey Loves the programs "Friends"??

> I find this so strange i have only been a fan of Morrissey for a while and
> i keep finding out i have a lot in common with him.Im sure the rest of you
> do to. So does anyone know if there is any truth to him loving friends?

> I wonder what he thinks of Buffy The Vampire Slayer?haha Moz watching
> that, now thats funny.

Well I'm not a...fan...of the said programme you understand...being a big tough man and all that

From what I know the woman who plays Phoebe is a huge Moz fan.
Morrissey allowed one of his songs to be issued on a "Friends" sountrack C.D.

I think it was "Will Nevere Marry".

He was asked to appear in the show and was quite keen until he saw the scene.

The line was Phoebe talking to Morrissey and saying,
"Oh Morrissey,you're so MISERABLE"!

A very dull and unoriginal misconception of the great man.

Anyway,he took one look at the script and said "No Thanks"

As I said though I know nothing about Moz and even less about "Friends"

> Well I'm not a...fan...of the said programme you understand...being a big
> tough man and all that

Ahem. Not much!

I have heard 'Friends' is a comedy, but I have yet to find anything amusing in it.

Morrissey has an intelligent wit. I hope watching a programme where the highlight of the episode for the cheering audience is someone walking through a door doesn't influence his sharp sense of humour.

Not sure."Will Never Marry" just sticks in my mind

> Ahem. Not much!

> I have heard 'Friends' is a comedy, but I have yet to find anything
> amusing in it.

> Morrissey has an intelligent wit. I hope watching a programme where the
> highlight of the episode for the cheering audience is someone walking
> through a door doesn't influence his sharp sense of humour.

Ach stop being such a nippie sweetie Bluenose

A what?!?!?!?

Is that the same as mardy?

> Ach stop being such a nippie sweetie Bluenose

> Ahem. Not much!

> I have heard 'Friends' is a comedy, but I have yet to find anything
> amusing in it.

> Morrissey has an intelligent wit. I hope watching a programme where the
> highlight of the episode for the cheering audience is someone walking
> through a door doesn't influence his sharp sense of humour.

Have to agree, truly awful, I wish they would just kill some of them off or do something original with it.

Now M*A*S*H, and Porridge are serious sitcom heavyweights.

> A what?!?!?!?

> Is that the same as mardy?

A 'nippy sweety' is scottish slang for 'curmudgeon', Bluebles.
I'm one.

It comes from sweets (that's 'candy' to my north american readers) you can buy that have a bitter taste. Sucking them makes you pull a face that makes you look like a grumpy bastard who disapproves of EVERYTHING.
A bulldog chewing a wasp isn't a bad analogy.

At least i think that's the right explanation.

Sucking them makes you pull a face that
> makes you look like a grumpy bastard who disapproves of EVERYTHING.
> A bulldog chewing a wasp isn't a bad analogy.

The Dublinese expression I've heard is "mouth like a cat's bum".

> A 'nippy sweety' is scottish slang for 'curmudgeon', Bluebles.
> I'm one.

> It comes from sweets (that's 'candy' to my north american readers) you can
> buy that have a bitter taste. Sucking them makes you pull a face that
> makes you look like a grumpy bastard who disapproves of EVERYTHING.
> A bulldog chewing a wasp isn't a bad analogy.

> At least i think that's the right explanation.

Well sunmmed up Pat. It suits Bluenose down to the ground

I read somewhere once that he was obsessed with Matt le Blanc who plays Joey. It sounds odd... and I didn't believe it at the time....
any truth in it?

Ahhhh...thanks Pat. Sometimes I don't know if these phrases are genuine Scottish slang or Tommy and Johnny talking bollocks.

Which reminds me...as it's getting a bit nippy, have you got your simmett (sp?) on?

> A 'nippy sweety' is scottish slang for 'curmudgeon', Bluebles.
> I'm one.

> It comes from sweets (that's 'candy' to my north american readers) you can
> buy that have a bitter taste. Sucking them makes you pull a face that
> makes you look like a grumpy bastard who disapproves of EVERYTHING.
> A bulldog chewing a wasp isn't a bad analogy.

> At least i think that's the right explanation.

> Ahhhh...thanks Pat. Sometimes I don't know if these phrases are genuine
> Scottish slang or Tommy and Johnny talking bollocks.

> Which reminds me...as it's getting a bit nippy, have you got your simmett
> (sp?) on?
What's a simmett?

I'll let our Paddy explain that one. I'm not 100% sure myself.

> What's a simmett?

I seem to remember this came up in an interview a while ago.

> I'll let our Paddy explain that one. I'm not 100% sure myself.
Well where the hell is he?

I can't wait until tomorrow to find out.

> Ahhhh...thanks Pat. Sometimes I don't know if these phrases are genuine
> Scottish slang or Tommy and Johnny talking bollocks.

> Which reminds me...as it's getting a bit nippy, have you got your simmett
> (sp?) on?

Since when did I ever talk bollocks ?. Johnny is the one that talks nonsense on here. That man rambles on for hours about one line from a Smiths song.

I do know the word you refer to Bluenose but I'll let Pat explain.

Anyway,can't hang around here..I am on a Colonel Gadaffi today.

Translation Gadaffi= halfie= half day off from work.

P.S Bluenose. Yer a Baw bag of the 1st degree.

> Well where the hell is he?

> I can't wait until tomorrow to find out.

A simmet (correct spelling), girlies, is simply a vest.
The kind of clothing that Bruce Willis wears when he's saving the world from nasty terrorists.
I believe some of my north american readers refer to such an item of clothing as a 'wife beater'. Which puzzled me a wee bit because when my Noni steps out of line I use a wet oven glove.
Ooops,.. hang on... She's just shouted through from the kitchen (I allow her to speak on Fridays) that she likes nothing better than a wet oven glove slapping against her arse.
Her words, not mine.