A Poll For All!

[What Ruffian Wants Me To Do]

Would every single person, as per Ruffian's suggestion, state his/her
username(s), gender, and sexual orientaion?

For Example:

Crayon Shaped Lamp - Female, Straight, Am Actually The Porn Star Stacy Valentine in Real life.

Dumbledore -

Johnny -

Ruffian -

Bluenose -

GenderNectar -

Worm -

Hallahook -

Chill -

Weiß -

Shadowplay -

Deano -

Mr. Improper -

Librarian on Fire -

Anonnymouse -

[GenderNectar]

GenderNectar
Age 27 (28 next month. shhh)
Straight
I'm not a porn star but I play one on tv.
Hmm..what else would you like to know?

[Johnny]

> Would every single person, as per Ruffian's suggestion, state his/her
> username(s), gender, and sexual orientaion?

> For Example:

> Crayon Shaped Lamp - Female, Straight, Am Actually The Porn Star Stacy
> Valentine in Real life.

> Dumbledore -

> Johnny -

> Ruffian -

> Bluenose -

> GenderNectar -

> Worm -

> Hallahook -

> Chill -

> Weiß -

> Shadowplay -

> Deano -

> Mr. Improper -

> Librarian on Fire -

> Anonnymouse -

Sure. Why not. I am Johnny. My username is Johnny and I am a lesbian trapped within a man's body.
Hope this helps.

[Tommy Sermanni]

> Sure. Why not. I am Johnny. My username is Johnny and I am a lesbian
> trapped within a man's body.
> Hope this helps.

Can I just apologise in advance for any lesbians who ARE in fact trapped in a man's body.Thanks.

[Hallahook]

Hallahook: Male, straight, I like watching GenderNectar on television...YeeeHa!

[Abrahán]

Abrahán, 24, straight male, akas in the past: mozracer, palare, theordinaryboy, now I am just myself, I am married (how many of you saw the wedding online?)

[GenderNectar]

> (how many of you saw
> the wedding online?)

I did!

[Dumbledore]

> Would every single person, as per Ruffian's suggestion, state his/her
> username(s), gender, and sexual orientaion?

> Dumbledore -

Don't you want to know my rank and serial number, too? My username(s): Dumbledore or Dumbles. Gender: FEMALE. Sexual Orientation: Bisexual. It sounds nicer than confused or indecisive, doesn't it?

PS ~ Thanks for putting me at the top of the list!

[Bluenose]

> Would every single person, as per Ruffian's suggestion, state his/her
> username(s), gender, and sexual orientaion?

> Bluenose -

Well, my first postings used to be under my real name, Jo, but I changed
it to Bluenose to wind up Punchdrunk (all to do with Brummie football, for
those of you who don't know), and now I'm stuck with it

Straight female, but still up for that all-girl Moz solo gangbang with
GenderNecter, Girl Drowning (I think it was) and Dumbledore as suggested
by the latter some time ago

[Dumbledore]

...I suggested something else a while ago and you never took me up on it...How would you like to wrestle me in an inflatable kiddie pool filled with either jello or chocolate pudding?
We could sell tickets to the horny guys on the site and rake in the clams. Whaddya say?

> Well, my first postings used to be under my real name, Jo, but I changed
> it to Bluenose to wind up Punchdrunk (all to do with Brummie football, for
> those of you who don't know), and now I'm stuck with it

> Straight female, but still up for that all-girl Moz solo gangbang with
> GenderNecter, Girl Drowning (I think it was) and Dumbledore as suggested
> by the latter some time ago

[Bluenose]

Hmmm...wrestling sounds like too much hard work. Why not douse yourself in chocolate sauce and I'll lick it off instead and vice versa. OK?

> ...I suggested something else a while ago and you never took me up on
> it...How would you like to wrestle me in an inflatable kiddie pool filled
> with either jello or chocolate pudding?
> We could sell tickets to the horny guys on the site and rake in the clams.
> Whaddya say?

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

yup I saw you tioe the knot in Vega$ from my computer

[Some Totally Random Moz Fan]

Some Totally Random Moz Fan
Male
Flamboyant & Flaming Heterosexual

[Deano]

30 somethink
Straight male well last time i hade alook

[Dumbledore]

> Hmmm...wrestling sounds like too much hard work. Why not douse yourself in
> chocolate sauce and I'll lick it off instead and vice versa. OK?

How could I say no to an offer like that? You're on! Clothes off!

[Bluenose]

Hershey's or Cadbury's?

> How could I say no to an offer like that? You're on! Clothes off!

[GenderNectar]

>
> Hershey's or Cadbury's?

Cadbury's! No contest. YUM

[Dumbledore]

> Cadbury's! No contest. YUM

Ummm...Tara...Bluenose was asking me whether she should douse my warm, naked body with Hershey's chocolate or Cadbury's chocolate before licking it off. Did you realize that, or no? Because if you did, by your answer, I'd say you're in on the action.

I want Cadbury's chocolate as well. It has to be warm. You can suck it off my erect nipples, Bluenose.

Oh, dear...I'm just wet with anticipation!

[Weiß]

But I think this time I just want to listen. Lights off, piles of Persian carpets and pillows, maybe some really soft Sade, Sara McLachlan or Prince (for Dumbles). And me just sitting there, smiling, eyes closed, listening ...

[poison ivy]

here is my 2 cents
I chose poison Ivy---The cramps 'guitarist- a female...not because i have any instrumental skills.Not after the pseudo Les film with Drew and the chick from Roseanne show.
Het, would-be breeder but my clock is ticking...
I think some people are lying here.
Sorry Dumbledore...i didn't know about your orientation when i called you on your overextensions . i s'ppose "I can have both" was a loud clue....but you're still greedy...I kid.

[GenderNectar]

> Ummm...Tara...Bluenose was asking me whether she should douse my warm,
> naked body with Hershey's chocolate or Cadbury's chocolate before licking
> it off. Did you realize that, or no? Because if you did, by your answer,
> I'd say you're in on the action.

> I want Cadbury's chocolate as well. It has to be warm. You can suck it off
> my erect nipples, Bluenose.

> Oh, dear...I'm just wet with anticipation!

Honey -- if there's chocolate involved -- I'M THERE!

[Harsh Truth]

Harsh Truth. I have posted as this for awhile, but way back in the day I posted as 'Davinder.' I will admit to once in a great while posted under a random name. But not often.

30 years old.

Male.

Straight.

And, if you're interested, I just had a 'first date' today with a very nice girl! It went quite well! It feels kinda soon, as I was SUPPOSED to get married exactly one month ago (ex and I broke up in June.) But, it just sort of happened. She is a friend of a friend, and we hit it off a couple weeks ago at a local show I went to see.... and well, we had a little lunch date today that lasted nearly 6 hours! No funny business... just a lot of chatting and getting to know each other. I hope to see her again!

[GenderNectar]

> And, if you're interested, I just had a 'first date' today with a very
> nice girl! It went quite well! It feels kinda soon, as I was SUPPOSED to
> get married exactly one month ago (ex and I broke up in June.) But, it
> just sort of happened. She is a friend of a friend, and we hit it off a
> couple weeks ago at a local show I went to see.... and well, we had a
> little lunch date today that lasted nearly 6 hours! No funny business...
> just a lot of chatting and getting to know each other. I hope to see her
> again!

That sounds great! I'm really happy for you.
Try not to fall into the rebound thing though. 6 hour lunch date?! That's wonderful and very rare. You two obviously have a lot in common.
How did it go with your "friend with benefits" that one night awhile back?

[Shadowplay]

Shadowplay, female, bisexual- i'm not picky :p

[Stephen Street]

Hi, I posted this. And I am the person who posts under a different name every single time...lately the names have been rather long. I have posted some items which have received a great deal of attention here, on the site proper, and in chat. Some say that I am "infamous." Anyway, I don't really care much about that...but to say I don't care at all is a lie. I am here primarily to talk about Moz, and make some friends, perhaps. Because of my...sordid past on this site, I use a different name here everytime. I once went by PopsicleBoy, then Popsicle. Because of some nasty things I said, and because I actually have a stalker, I wish to start over with a new nickname, behave myself, and continue to post. You will know me by that name. I don't know this for a fact, but apparently my posts are easy to spot...sometimes from a mile a way. Even when they are not controversial, they tend to show a great deal of effort & thought, and I do the best that I can. I am no NONESOEVER, and I would never claim to know what he does. I also overuse commas purposefully, so that readers can breath a bit more than if I were to run on and on. Um, I find this space, this message board to be a really friendly place...and I actually prefer it to the site proper in many ways, because here we talk about what we want. The topics are not dictated to us. Thank you for accepting me, and for being civil, and responsive. I am like most humans, in that I generally reciprocate what I receive.

Thanks again.

New User Name - Forthcoming

Gender - Male

Age - 29 (forever!)

Sexual Orientation - Celibate (just kidding, I am straight, but I am not with anyone currently)...but I am considering celibacy as an option...much more so than say getting a tattoo!

> Would every single person, as per Ruffian's suggestion, state his/her
> username(s), gender, and sexual orientaion?

> For Example:

> Crayon Shaped Lamp - Female, Straight, Am Actually The Porn Star Stacy
> Valentine in Real life.

> Dumbledore -

> Johnny -

> Ruffian -

> Bluenose -

> GenderNectar -

> Worm -

> Hallahook -

> Chill -

> Weiß -

> Shadowplay -

> Deano -

> Mr. Improper -

> Librarian on Fire -

> Anonnymouse -

[nonesoever]

Thank you for your kind words, but I really don't know that much,
I'm just more willing to help than others.

Almodis and Tingle are much more knowledgeable.

> Hi, I posted this. And I am the person who posts under a different name
> every single time...lately the names have been rather long. I have posted
> some items which have received a great deal of attention here, on the site
> proper, and in chat. Some say that I am "infamous." Anyway, I
> don't really care much about that...but to say I don't care at all is a
> lie. I am here primarily to talk about Moz, and make some friends,
> perhaps. Because of my...sordid past on this site, I use a different name
> here everytime. I once went by PopsicleBoy, then Popsicle. Because of some
> nasty things I said, and because I actually have a stalker, I wish to
> start over with a new nickname, behave myself, and continue to post. You
> will know me by that name. I don't know this for a fact, but apparently my
> posts are easy to spot...sometimes from a mile a way. Even when they are
> not controversial, they tend to show a great deal of effort & thought,
> and I do the best that I can. I am no NONESOEVER, and I would never claim
> to know what he does. I also overuse commas purposefully, so that readers
> can breath a bit more than if I were to run on and on. Um, I find this
> space, this message board to be a really friendly place...and I actually
> prefer it to the site proper in many ways, because here we talk about what
> we want. The topics are not dictated to us. Thank you for accepting me,
> and for being civil, and responsive. I am like most humans, in that I
> generally reciprocate what I receive.

> Thanks again.

> New User Name - Forthcoming

> Gender - Male

> Age - 29 (forever!)

> Sexual Orientation - Celibate (just kidding, I am straight, but I am not
> with anyone currently)...but I am considering celibacy as an option...much
> more so than say getting a tattoo!

[Bluenose]

I'm not muff-diving to Sade!!!!

> But I think this time I just want to listen. Lights off, piles of Persian
> carpets and pillows, maybe some really soft Sade, Sara McLachlan or Prince
> (for Dumbles). And me just sitting there, smiling, eyes closed, listening
> ...

[Tommy Sermanni]

> I'm not muff-diving to Sade!!!!

Could be worse...he's championing Duran Duran further up the board.

To see so many people on here saying how great these twats are is the saddest thing I have ever seen on this board.
Perhaps it's American sense of humour. I doubt it.

Mind you Sade was quite horney. Simob Le Bon is a blouse.

[James]

>Simob Le Bon is a blouse.

the only good thing about him is his wife. schwingggg

[Ruffian]

> Would every single person, as per Ruffian's suggestion, state his/her
> username(s), gender, and sexual orientaion?

Did I really suggest such a thing? I must have been misinterpreted as I'm not usually that intrusive! Whatever, this seems to have provoked a rush of responses for people to come out their closets.. so..

Ruffian - purely for my regard for the song about Rusholme! Could have been a 'Tender Holligan' as well...

Gender - Male, is that an XY chromosome?

Orientation - comfortable heterosexual.. with a very inquisitive and open mind. In the right male/female relationship, where the worlds of reality and fantasy often blur, I could be probably capable of anything in the right circumstances!

Is there any room for another chocolate licker in the Moz-solo girl club? I cannot think about anything more erotic than that scenario at the moment.
Ruffian

PS, Slightly more boring note for the longer term attendees here but I also knew the bloke called Westminster Possee. I used to work with him and he was trying to anonymously wind me up here once upon a moon a long time ago.

PPS, whatever happened to Working girl?

[Weiß]

[Harsh Truth]

> How did it go with your "friend with benefits" that one night awhile back?

The benefits package has apparently been cancelled!

[Bluenose]

[Tingle]

Oh no no no. I just have more time on my hands to surf the old net. I tend to repeat myself about every three months. Thanks though Nonesoever, it was a kind thimg to say to an obsessive such as I.

> Thank you for your kind words, but I really don't know that much,
> I'm just more willing to help than others.

> Almodis and Tingle are much more knowledgeable.

[nonesoever]

Well, the odd question tends to repeat itself every couple of weeks,
so that's OK.

I don't mind revisiting anything if it's good.

Oh and Benton must be our chief archivist, a work sometimes overlooked,
but greatly appreciated.

> Oh no no no. I just have more time on my hands to surf the old net. I tend
> to repeat myself about every three months. Thanks though Nonesoever, it
> was a kind thimg to say to an obsessive such as I.

[Weiß]

But the idea of listening to Sorrow Will Come in the End while three hot chicks are going at it just makes my junk clammy. How 'bout I let you ladies pick the music. I'll just sit there and listen. OK?

[GenderNectar]

> The benefits package has apparently been cancelled!

D'oh! Apparently you didn't receive the memo? What happened, did she get a boyfriend?

[Calling Out, Calling Out, To Those Who Have Not Responded, But Want To]

I don't think whomever posted this intended that it be limited solely to the names mentioned. Anyone who wants should feel free to respond.

> Would every single person, as per Ruffian's suggestion, state his/her
> username(s), gender, and sexual orientaion?

> For Example:

> Crayon Shaped Lamp - Female, Straight, Am Actually The Porn Star Stacy
> Valentine in Real life.

> Dumbledore -

> Johnny -

> Ruffian -

> Bluenose -

> GenderNectar -

> Worm -

> Hallahook -

> Chill -

> Weiß -

> Shadowplay -

> Deano -

> Mr. Improper -

> Librarian on Fire -

> Anonnymouse -

[Harsh Truth]

[regan was regan is ......]

> Hi, I posted this. And I am the person who posts under a different name
> every single time...lately the names have been rather long. I have posted
> some items which have received a great deal of attention here, on the site
> proper, and in chat. Some say that I am "infamous." Anyway, I
> don't really care much about that...but to say I don't care at all is a
> lie. I am here primarily to talk about Moz, and make some friends,
> perhaps. Because of my...sordid past on this site, I use a different name
> here everytime. I once went by PopsicleBoy, then Popsicle. Because of some
> nasty things I said, and because I actually have a stalker, I wish to
> start over with a new nickname, behave myself, and continue to post. You
> will know me by that name. I don't know this for a fact, but apparently my
> posts are easy to spot...sometimes from a mile a way. Even when they are
> not controversial, they tend to show a great deal of effort & thought,
> and I do the best that I can. I am no NONESOEVER, and I would never claim
> to know what he does. I also overuse commas purposefully, so that readers
> can breath a bit more than if I were to run on and on. Um, I find this
> space, this message board to be a really friendly place...and I actually
> prefer it to the site proper in many ways, because here we talk about what
> we want. The topics are not dictated to us. Thank you for accepting me,
> and for being civil, and responsive. I am like most humans, in that I
> generally reciprocate what I receive.

> Thanks again.

> New User Name - Forthcoming

> Gender - Male

> Age - 29 (forever!)

> Sexual Orientation - Celibate (just kidding, I am straight, but I am not
> with anyone currently)...but I am considering celibacy as an option...much
> more so than say getting a tattoo!

no ...no i will not ...care not for you or anyother stranger asking such.

[bananasplit_lady]

[mixing pills]

But ya are Blanche, ya are.

[Belligerent Ghoul]