I once gave cuntilinguis to a girl who looked like Patsy Kensit. She smelled of honeydew melons.

Is it true that Morrissey and Patsy Kensit had an affair?

> Is it true that Morrissey and Patsy Kensit had an affair?

No, you are thinking of Steven Norris and Patsy Fagan. And I wouldn't have thought of calling you Vincent had you not mentioned it.




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> I once gave cunilinguis to a girl who looked like Patsy Kensit. She
> smelled of honeydew melons.

Phew, sounds nasty. Are you sure that wasn't an infection of some kind?!

> Is it true that Morrissey and Patsy Kensit had an affair?

Wouldn't be surpirsed. she is a rock tart of the highest calibre. But I doubt it. More likely to have had an affair with a Patrick kensit from Kensal Rise.