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Ive just shagged a Jimmy Carter look-a-like and im not happy about it
May 15, 2003, 06:13 PM
he was a good lay,

but christ on a bicycle,

he sure did snore.

he was a good lay,

but holy blue maria,

hes left me,

a heart broken whore.

so fuck him,
fuck him,

and anyway,

his cock looked like an old mans face,

the face of Roger moore.
Reality Check
May 15, 2003, 06:24 PM
although they sometimes make me (dare i say it?) actually happy that i'm not getting any.
Ive just shagged a Jimmy Carter look-a-like and im not happy about it
May 15, 2003, 06:28 PM
HA HA HA.

help me,

help me im sick.
david
May 15, 2003, 07:15 PM
> he was a good lay,

> but christ on a bicycle,

> he sure did snore.

> he was a good lay,

> but holy blue maria,

> hes left me,

> a heart broken whore.

> so fuck him,
> fuck him,

> and anyway,

> his cock looked like an old mans face,

> the face of Roger moore.

Jimmy Carter eh? It could be worse...maybe
Auntie T.
May 15, 2003, 07:22 PM
GenderNectar
May 15, 2003, 07:26 PM
scabby street walker
May 15, 2003, 07:32 PM
which I found,

due to the fact he was homeless,

quite a suprise.
O'Muirgheasa
May 15, 2003, 07:46 PM
You could have at least gone for a Bill Clinton lookalike,Miss P!
Ah well,could be worse,you could be shagging me.
Love
F.
I love Spriggs !
May 15, 2003, 07:48 PM
Reality Check
May 15, 2003, 07:49 PM
all sorts of bad
May 15, 2003, 11:09 PM
> he was a good lay,

> but christ on a bicycle,

> he sure did snore.

> he was a good lay,

> but holy blue maria,

> hes left me,

> a heart broken whore.

> so fuck him,
> fuck him,

> and anyway,

> his cock looked like an old mans face,

> the face of Roger moore.

great wrinkled balls! that must have really sucked.....60 year old man, collapsed apon you, with post orgasmic sloth. heavy weezing, combined with breath so horrible that only a seagull would like.
does it matter?
May 16, 2003, 12:29 AM
but thanks for the sympathy.

Ill put it in my wallet.
Mozfan a.k.a. pillowfan
May 16, 2003, 01:05 AM
Nice poem, but oh!
The fair pillow in the arms of another, I do not want to think about it :-(
You coming to the S&G pillow? ;-)
Lets Go Devil's and Celtic
May 16, 2003, 11:50 AM
IT could be worse. You could look like Laura Bush.