1 HE IS FAT

2 HE HAS WAITED AN INORDINATE AMOUNT OF TIME TO RELEASE A NEW ALBUM

3 HIS LAST TWO ALBUMS HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTE SHITE

4 HE IS IS OBVIOUSLY ON MOOD STABILIZERS AND HAS TURNED INTO AN IDIOT MUPPET WHO RIGHTS SHITE LYRICS AND SHITE SONGS.

5 HE HAS THAT TAMPON BOZ BOOER IN HIS BAND, I REALLY HATE THAT FUCKER.

6 HE FRENCH KISSED GEORGE MICHEAL ON TOP OF THE POPS AND SAID " IF TWO MEN LIKE US CAN SNOG THEN BLOODY HELL PEOPLE, MUMBLE MUMBLE LETS GET THATCHER OUT OF OFFICE NOW" ???????

7 HE LIKES AMERICAN IDOL

8 HE LIVES IN LA

9 HE HAS A TAN NOW

10 I INTERCEPTED HIM BEFORE A SOUND CHECK AND ASKED FOR AN AUTOGRAPH AND HE SPAT A GOB OF WIGGLY SNOT IN MY FACE.

11 He refused you anal sex
which has obviously had an emotional effect on you.

Grow up.

11 HE ALLOWED IDIOT SAVANT LAY ABOUTS TO IMAGINE THAT THEY ARE MEMBERS OF THE ALGONQUIN ROUND TABLE.

I was here early and that guy is still as fucking stupid as ever.

Hi Dicky Bird, you sound quite cool!

Maybe Johnny Marr would appreciate your form or humor.
Then again, maybe not.